Uhura responds to Spock's amended sex survey. The following is a transcript of that survey. Story follows Spock & the Sex Survey. This is a companion piece to Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Please review! Thank you :D

When Kirk and Spock beam down to Vulcan to investigate the recent destruction of a village, they get more than they bargained for. This story is 15 years old. My writing has improved since then, I think. I'm posting it as I review it. No pairing.

Uhura forwards Spock a sex survey in order to learn more about Spock's sexual history. The following is a transcript of that survey. Partner story: Uhura & the Sex Survey. Please comment if you've enjoyed since it encourages me to write! Thank you!

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