Inspired by Revengent's 'Morse Code'. A collection of oneshots, moments in the life of the forgotten duckling.

Now Act I and II are available together! Act III will be coming soon. Will House and Hart live happily ever after? Well, it's House we're talking about so my Magic 8 Ball says "don't count on it". But one never really knows so keep reading! Enjoy!

Chase notices Cameron's pajama pants one day. Chameron, definitely. Set after Season 3.

House/Wilson SLASH oneshot fic set just after "Sport's Medicine" S1E12 in which House can't stand that Wilson betrayed him and in his anger reveals his secret.

House bottoms for the first time, much to Wilson's burgeoning distress. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.

So, why didn't you go to the Christmas party' he asked. Post-'It's A Wonderful Lie' fic, wherein there was way too little Cuddy and this is my way of rectifying that. House/Cuddy.

All Cuddy needs from House is a little less conversation. House/Cuddy. Very explicit.

House and Cuddy spend a rainy day together. House/Cuddy.

Cuddy is horny, Wilson is obedient, and House is running really damn late. House/Cuddy/Wilson. Very explicit content.

She felt guilty and always had. She was just helping out a friend with his pain which, to some degree, was her fault. That was the only way she could reconcile sitting on the floor of his office with him, leaning in such a way...

Dr. House is a lot of things, but voluntary babysitter?

What starts as a simple illness changes Chase's life forever

She couldn't care less. He couldn't care more. Oneshot fluff.

She did it because she was lonely, and because he reminded her so much of John. Blythe, John and Greg House's history together, using new information from Season Five's "Birthmarks," and short chapters of about 1,000 words. NOW COMPLETE

This is what House dreams about. House, House/Thirteen, House/Amber.

Chase understands only too well that everyone deserves a second chance. Ever wondered why Cameron's parents have never been shown? Set Season 5. Part 2 of 3.

Chase doesn’t believe in prophetic dreams. A what-if scenario for the end of the season.

Chase whimpered, “It was the worst minute of my life.” House/Chase, takes place during '97 Seconds'

Kissing Wilson had been an accident. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.

A list of people House has either slept with or wishes he could sleep with. Or wishes he hadn't slept with. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Stacy, House/Thirteen, House/Amber, House/Hooker. Explicit content.

House sees so much of himself in Thirteen that it's terrifying. House/Thirteen.

Ten fantasies House has. House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, House/Stacy, Wilson/Amber.

Thirteen and Cameron engage in a Halo battle on Xbox... with some vodka as well. Cameron/Thirteen Rated PG

The title still says it all, same idea but completely rewritten. Sick Wilson but hopefully more in character this time. Still rated teen, not slash.

House is leaving and Wilson finally lets him know how he truly feels.