A Very Special Blossom Alt Ending: Crossover Edition

Another alternate Ending of the 'worst' Classic Powerpuff Girls episode A Very Special Blossom but it's a crossover with Mulan. Swearing and Character death is n this one.

[I do not and never ever will own Powerpuff Girls, be it original or reboot, or Mulan]

[This continues from when Blossom got her sentence announced]

"It is very sad... but the law is the law!"

Just as Blossom was to be taken away for her sentence, there was a sudden almighty CRASH, as a tall thin lanky Chinese figure burst into the room.

The figure was wearing blue Chinese advisor robes, dark sunglasses, and a hat, and he was giving an angry glare to the police officer [despite wearing dark sunglasses].

"What the?" Blossom said. "Who's this guy?" she asked her sisters, who just shrugged.

"I am Chi-Fu, the Emperor of China's counsel, and superior officer of the Cool Kids Gang, and all around 'mostly reformed' justice warrior!" the man said.

"Whoever you are," the officer said, "I am an officer of the law, and unintended break-ins are punishable by arrest!"

"The only one that's punishable is you, you shit bastard!" Chi-Fu said, pointing accusingly at the police officer.

Everyone gasped.

"Me?!" the police officer said, gobsmacked. "What have I done?"

"You know!" Chi-Fu said angrily. "YOU PUNISHED BLOSSOM FOR HER GRAND THEFT, INSTEAD OF LETTING HER GO AND FORGIVING HER!"

"I'm sorry," the officer said, "but the law is the law! She broke the law, so she has to pay for it!"

"NO SHE FUCKING DOESN'T!" Chi-Fu snapped. "YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING SHITHEAD BASTARD!"

Everyone gasped at what Chi-Fu said.

"How dare you call me that!" the officer snapped.

"I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER I FUCKING LIKE, YOU BIG FUCKING SHITHEAD!" Chi-Fu shouted. "And do you know what I do to big fucking shitheads like you?!"

"I'm almost afraid to ask," said the officer, "but what is it?"

Chi-Fu gave an evil grin, and he got out a very sharp katana.

"Prepare to die, asshole." he said.

He swung the katana.

SLICE!

The shithead police officer's head was cut off.

The shithead police officer from 'A Very Special Blossom' was dead.

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, the Mayor, Mojo Jojo, and Professor Utonium all gagged and groaned at the horrific sight.

"Gross!" the Professor exclaimed.

"Ms Bellum, I need some barf bags!" groaned the Mayor.

Buttercup and Bubbles covered their eyes and mouths, trying not to look at the sight.

Blossom, on the other hand, just stared, at what Chi-Fu had done.

Then, using a futuristic ray gun, Chi-Fu zapped everyone with a memory wiping beam, wiping everyone's memories of what had happened.

He turned to Blossom, and said, "You'll thank me for this later." Then he jumped outta the hole in the roof, and was gone.

"Uhhh, I'm welcome?" Blossom said to no one in particular.

[CLASSIC PPG ending, but with dark red and yellow hearts instead of pink and white ones]

"And so, once again, despite the strange and alternately bizzare circumstances, the day is saved, thanks to... Chi-Fu!"

Chi-Fu was holding the fucking shithead police officer's severed head. "Let that be a lesson to fucking shithead police officers everywhere!" he said.

"Oh, god! I'm gonna be sick!" the Narrator groaned. "Cut to commercial!" As the 'THE END?' logo came on, the narrator barfed off-screen.

'THE END?'

A/N:

'So once again, a new PPG crossover fanfic is born, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls; AND Chi-Fu!'

'READ & REVIEW!'

and also...

FUCK THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT SHITHEAD POLICE OFFICER GUY TO FUCKING BLOODY BULLSHIT SHITHEAD HELL!