Starring Hatori, Momiji, Yuki,and Shigure
It all started that morning before school. "Momiji if you don't hurry you'll be late for school." Hatori said. "I'm coming." Momiji stated. "You're pale, you feeling okay. Why don't I examine you real quick" Hatori states with concern. "I'm fine I promise." Momiji answered. "Okay but be careful" Hatori said. "Hey I'm going to see Shigure and them after school. Yuki said he would help me with my homework. I'll be back by dusk." Momiji said. "Very well" Hatori anwsered.
At lunch time the cramps got worse they were coming every 23 minutes. I must gave caught a stomach bug. I'll have Hatori examine me this evening. Momiji though to himself. Finally school was out. Every 14 minutes now he thought. I hope i'm not pregnant Yuki and I did have sex about 7 months ago. That would mean the child is a zodiac. Not possible i'm male. Who knows though?
He thought nothing else of it and went ahead to see Yuki. "Hey Momiji you don't look so well. You okay?" asked Yuki. "I'm fine Yuki. Did the lie to Shigure work well?" asked Momiji. "Yes worked like a charm." answered Yuki smiling. Every 10 minutes Momiji thought. Yikes I am pregnant and in labor he mentally shouted. I have to tell Yuki but then he would call Hatori. I will have to give am excuse soon and tell him i feel sick. Then he would also call Hatori. Fuck he thought to himself. I am in a bind. Wll here goes.
"Yuki, I have something to tell you. You know seven months ago when you and I had sex. I accidentally got pregnant and I think I might be in labor please don't call Hatori we will do it ourselves it can't be that difficult can it?" Momiji said. "You idiot you're just mentioning this now I can't deliver a baby! Shigure!" Yuki cried. "We can and we will." stated Momiji firmly. "Yes, children how can i be of assistance?" asken Shigure as he entered. Yuki thought for a minute and looked at Momiji's pleading face.
"Get me some hot water and towels." Yuki responded. "Why?" asked Shigure. "Please don't ask questions. Just do as I asked." stated Yuki. "Very well." Shigure answered. Then the door bell rang, Kyo went to anwser it. It was Hatori. Back in Yuki's room they were getting ready to deliver the baby, little did they know they were in for a huge surprise. "Momiji how you doing? asked Yuki. "Need to push." Momiji responded. "Shigure towels water where is it?" asked Yuki.
"Here they are, by the way Hatori is here." anwsered Shigure. "Did you call him Shigure. I asked you not to." Momiji anwsered mid push. "No I did not he was coming for dinner remember every friday evening he comes." Shigure responded. "Leave now or i'll throw you out!" Yuki demanded. Yuki looked back at Momiji instead of a head it was ears bunny ears to be exact. "What the hell!" Yuki shouted. "What's wrong? Momiji asked at the end of the contraction. "Stop pushing" Yuki stated. "Where are you going?" asked Momiji. Yuki did not respond.
Momiji was trying not to push but it was very difficult even to him something did not feel right. Maybe he should have told Hatori. Then he heard footsteps and Yuki came back with Hatori. "Why did you not tell me about you and Yuki and about your prgnancy and the fact you're giving birth to a rabbit? Hatori asked angrily. "What a rabbit!" Momiji exclamied. Then he tried to say something else but instead came another contraction. Hatori said nothing more and kneeled between Momiji's legs and rolled up his sleeves. Looking down he was also surprised to see bunny ears. "Interesting." Hatori muttered to himself. He was even more shocked that a birth canal had formed.
Momiji was panicking. Then Hatori said, "Stop panicking Momiji you need to push." As bizarre as it may be the baby had to be born. So Momiji did as he was told and took a breath and pushed. The ears felt wierd coming out but he bore with it and pushed again. "The baby is crowning. Keep pushing." Hatori told him. About 5 pushes later the head was out. Hatori took a bulb syringe out of his bag and suctioned out ths airways and felt for a cord finding none. Momiji pushed again and the baby slid right out.
Grabbing scissors Hatori cut the umbilical cord and handed him to Shigure to wash off. "It's a boy and its a rabbit." Hatori stated. "So it's not a zodiac. Why is it a bunny?" Momiji asked. "I think its because you're the rabbit zodiac. So it is part of you, but it is also part rat so it has a rat tail. This is part of Yuki." anwsered Hatori Then the placenta came out. "Yuki and Momiji what were you thinking trying to deliver it your self?" Hatori asked. "It was born safetly though." Momiji stated. Hatori shook his head. "No it would not have been. "If Yuki did not come to get me the ears and the head would have torn you apart." Hatori stated. Momiji nodded his head. The baby was then placed in his arms."Let's have another." Yuki stated.
