The Fandom Motor Rally

Summary: Forty pairs compete in an epic road rally for one epic cash prize.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fic, everything is owned by their respective owners.

Rated T for language, violence, and suggestive themes.

Note: Bold means it happens in the confessional.

Chapter 1: The First Night Part I


Out in the middle of nowhere near some woods, a man with short hair and looks scruffy, wearing a white Mario Kart t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers was walking near a road.

"This maybe the calm before our big storm is about come," the man said.

"Hello I'm Drew Angelman from Angelcake Entertainment and welcome to a new competition from the mind of The Extreme Brony," the man known as Drew Angelman said.

"Here's the deal, forty pairs of two people will be coming here to compete in one of the most unique competitions ever," Drew said as he walks up to this fancy four storey mansion that looked like pueblo and enters it.

"These pairs will be racing in different tracks but not with their feet, but with some hot rides," Drew said as he walks into the living room.

"They will race through numerous stages and try to avoid elimination," Drew said.

"In the end, one pair will have the chance of winning a share of over a million dollars in cash," Drew said.

"To win this competition, they must survive the environments, the surprises, and of course, each other," Drew said as footage of the upcoming event was shown.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Fandom Motor Rally," Drew said.

Later on, Drew was in a control room as he was watching one of the screens, which was an abandoned parking lot.

"Let's introduce our pairs, they do not know they are about to compete so they will be in for a surprise," Drew said.

Over at the parking lot, an SUV drives up and the first pair gets out of it. They were two guys, one guy had short swept brown hair and a short beard, he had on a black headband, red Challenge t-shirt, black jeans, and grey sneakers. The other guy had short dark hair, wearing a camouflage t-shirt, black Under Armour shorts, and black sneakers, the most unique feature is he didn't have fingers on his left hand.

"Is this it?" the main scruffy guy asked the other guy.

"I feel we got duped," the guy said.

"Probably the gods pissed off over what I did to Sarah," the main guy said.

"Hi I'm Johnny Bananas, the man you love to hate," the main guy known as Johnny Bananas said.

"And I'm the never say die underdog, Jordan Wiseley," the man known as Jordan Wisely said.

"And we are The Challenge Gods," Bananas said.

"We are both from The Real World and we both competed on MTV's The Challenge," Jordan said.

"I have won three seasons," Jordan said.

"And I won seven, the G.O.A.T. of the show," Bananas said.

"We are willing to do anything to win," Jordan said.

"I will, I left people on islands, broken up relationships, and I once took all the money and ran," Bananas said.

"But let's not do that, I want to leave with my other hand intact," Jordan said to Bananas.

"I won't," Bananas said to Jordan.

"That's a lie," Bananas said quietly.

The Challenge Gods were waiting around as Jordan thought of something.

"Hey I wondering, why did you choose me as your partner?" Jordan asked Bananas.

"Well I tried getting Tony but he was busy with his kids, then I tried Leroy but he was busy with his kid, Evelyn won't return my call, Paula won't return my call, Sarah blocked my number and once threw a brick at me, Devin would rather get hepatitis than be my partner, Wes would rather get burned and get a skin graph than be my partner, Camila is pretty self explanatory, CT has his kids, Derrick K. has his kids to worry about, Evan and Kenny are too troublesome, and Nany would be too awkward," Bananas said.

"So I was the last choice?" Jordan asked Bananas.

"No I also tried Tyler but he was busy, so I got you," Bananas said to Jordan.

"Great," Jordan said as he wasn't too pleased by it.

Soon, another SUV pulls up to the parking lot and then the next pair exits the vehicle. It was two unique looking guys. One was an anthropomorphic cobra wearing a white t-shirt with a black leather jacket over it, grey jeans, and boots. The other was an anthropomorphic bear wearing a brown hat and blue jeans.

"Well here we are, pretty nice looking place," the cobra said as the SUV drives off.

"Remember Snake, only you can prevent forest fires," the bear said to the man known as Snake.

"Please stop saying that, it is getting very annoying," Snake said to the bear.

"Hi I'm Snake," Snake said.

"And I'm Smokey Bear," the bear known as Smokey Bear said.

"And we are the PSA Legends," Snake said.

"We are spent years on TV terrifying young kids with our PSAs," Snake said.

"I don't terrify children," Smokey said.

"What about your Joanna Cassidy disguise?" Snake asked Smokey.

"Okay yes I do," Smokey said.

"Well we are here to show everyone that the old school is better than the new school," Snake said.

"We are ready to win and show everyone that only you can prevent forest fires," Smokey said as Snake was getting pissed off.

"Say it again and I'll slam you down," Snake said to Smokey in a threatening tone.

The PSA Legends look over at the Challenge Gods as Snake wants to taunt them, but Bananas was about to do it first.

"Hey Snake and Smokey, why don't you two go back to the seventies and eighties," Bananas said to Snake and Smokey.

"So this is MTV's finest, I rather see Snooki and J-Woww here," Snake said.

"Well we are going to get your prehistoric ass out of here," Jordan said to Snake.

"We'll see about that," Smokey said.

Then, another SUV pulls up into the parking lot as the next pair gets out, which were two odd guys. One guy was human with short black hair and a soul patch, wearing a black t-shirt with "JERK" on it, blue jeans, and sneakers. The other person was a light blue anthropomorphic moose.

"I can't believe I got paired with you," the man said in anger to the moose.

"Oh Dan, it's going to be fun and I'm going to help win it for us," the moose said to the man known as Dan.

"Oh god I hope so you moron," Dan said in anger to the moose.

"Hey I'm Lumpy," the moose known as Lumpy said.

"And I'm Dan and we are The Dumb and Angry," Dan said.

"I'm pissed because Chris or Elise didn't want to come with me, so I got paired with this idiot," Dan said in anger.

"Everyone didn't want to come with me because I was a liability, which I don't know what it means," Lumpy said.

"This was my last option," Dan said.

"I don't care what competition it is, pro wrestling, foot race, or whatever the hell it is, me and my partner are going to win it," Dan said.

"I hope so," Lumpy said with a smile on his face.

Dan was looking at the competition as he was looking at The Challenge Gods.

"Hey short stack, you can't beat someone like me," Bananas said to Dan.

"Oh bring it asshole," Dan said in anger to Bananas as he was about to walk over and attack him.

But then, Lumpy holds Dan back as Dan was swinging his fists in anger.

"Let go, let me kill him," Dan said in anger to Lumpy.

"Nope, can't do that, we have to be calm," Lumpy said to Dan.

"F**k you moose," Dan said in anger to Lumpy.

"This is going to be a long season," Lumpy said.

Then, another SUV pulls up as the fourth pair exits the SUV. They were two girls, one girl had orange hair done in a side ponytail, wearing a blue t-shirt, black ripped jeans, and blue and white converse sneakers. The other girl had long blonde hair, two horns on her head, a small muzzle on her face, these big eyes, wearing a orange tank top, dark grey jeans, and these hooves for feet.

Once the SUV leaves the lot, the other pairs look at the girls.

"That is one weird bunch," Bananas said.

"The horns on that girl's head is getting my head scratching," Snake said as everyone looks at the new pair.

"Hey, I'm Itsuka Kendo," the orange hair girl known as Itsuka Kendo said.

"And I'm Pony Tsunotori," the blonde hair girl known as Pony Tsunotori said.

"And we are Team 1-B," Itsuka and Pony said.

"We are here to represent not only U.A., but Class 1-B as well," Itsuka said.

"Yeah we are here to kick some ass and f**k shit up," Pony said as Itsuka was a bit disappointed over it.

"This is what happens when you let an asshole take advantage of an exchange student," Itsuka said.

"I hope we make some friends along the way," Pony said.

"We will Tsunotori, we will," Itsuka said to Pony.

Then, Itsuka walks over to Lumpy.

"Hey I'm Itsuka Kendo," Itsuka said to Lumpy.

"Lumpy," Lumpy said.

"Wow a talking moose," Itsuka said in amazement.

"Do you have a Quirk?" Itsuka asked Lumpy.

"Well people do say I'm quirky," Lumpy said.

"No Quirk, as in a power," Itsuka said to Lumpy but Lumpy didn't understand a word Itsuka said.

"Well that might be worthless," Itsuka said quietly.

Meanwhile, The Challenge Gods were carefully watching Pony.

"When we get a chance, we take out that pair," Bananas said to Jordan.

"I don't know Johnny, she and her partner look innocent," Jordan said to Bananas.

"Innocence can take you out, I will make sure no one wins at all cost," Bananas said.

"You are the dirtiest player for a reason," Jordan said to Bananas.

"Indeed I am," Bananas said.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the fifth pair, which was two guys. The first guy had short brown hair, wearing a black tank top with a dark grey unbuttoned dress shirt over it, black jeans, and sneakers. The other guy was older and muscular, with short blonde hair, wearing a black cap backwards, a dark grey track jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, black basketball shorts, and black sneakers.

"Here it is, you excited Street?" The blonde guy asked his partner, which was Jim Street.

"A bit, I'm just glad to have a nice little vacation, even if it's a competition," Street said as the SUV leaves.

"I'm Luca and this is Street, and we are L.A. SWAT," the blonde guy known as Dominique Luca said.

"We are here to represent L.A. and represent SWAT in general," Street said.

"Hicks thought it was a good idea for me and Street to come onto this show and unwind a bit," Luca said.

"And to deal with your somewhat unhealthy obsession with Black Betty," Street said to Luca.

"Come on, so I was about to marry our SWAT van, I mean it's not illegal to do it," Luca said.

"Anyway, we are here to kick some ass, take some names, and win that money," Street said.

"Oh I want that money," Luca said.

Soon, Street and Luca were introducing themselves to the others as Bananas hide behind The Dumb and the Angry, which Dan notices.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Dan asked Johnny Bananas.

"So it has come down to this, Sarah has called in the L.A. SWAT for stealing her money," Bananas said.

"I doubt she would do that," Jordan said.

"Relax, we are off duty," Street said to Bananas.

"You don't have to worry about a thing," Luca said to Bananas as Bananas breathes a sigh of relief.

"Oh thank god," Bananas said as he rejoins Jordan.

"I haven't seen you scared like that before Bananas," Jordan said to Bananas.

"Shut up," Bananas said angrily to Jordan.

Then another SUV pulls up and the sixth pair hops out of the SUV as it was two guys. They were similar with moustaches and wearing somewhat matching outfits, consisting of long sleeve shirts, overalls, and boots. The first guy was a little bit big and his outfit was red and blue in color, while the other guy was skinnier and his outfit was green and blue in color.

Soon, Bananas recognize the newest pair.

"Oh my god, it's the Mario Bros.," Bananas said in an excited tone as it was indeed Mario and Luigi.

"It's a me Mario," Mario said as the SUV left.

"Go weegee," Luigi said.

"I'm Mario," Mario said.

"I'm Luigi," Luigi said.

"And we are The Mario Bros.," Mario said.

"We are gaming royalty, without us there would be no Nintendo," Mario said.

"I heard about this show and it was a good idea for me and Mario to come on and bond like brothers," Luigi said.

"We may be old school, but we are going to bring our skills to this competition," Mario said.

"Everyone look out, the Mario Bros. are here to win," Luigi said.

"Yahoo," Mario said in an excited tone.

The Mario Bros. soon hang out with the pairs as the PSA Legends look on with Snake looking on with intenseness.

"Mario and Luigi, you maybe gaming icons, but I will make sure you won't make it past episode one," Snake said.

"Enjoy your time while you can, because we will take you out," Snake thought as he watches the Mario Bros.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the seventh pair in this race, consisting of a guy and a creature. The man had short blonde hair, wearing glasses, blue t-shirt with "Cursed" written on it, black jeans, and sneakers. The creature with him was this mummy puppet.

The SUV leaves as everyone looks on confused.

"Well we got a colorful cast of characters," Bananas said.

"Is that a mummy?" Luca asked in confusion.

"Ladies and Frecks, my name is Chadtronic," the man known as Chadtronic said in an enthusiastic tone.

"And I'm Wraps the Mummy," the mummy known as Wraps said.

"And we are Team Cursed," Chadtronic said.

"I have spent the last few years in a castle being forced to watch some truly cringy and cursed commercials," Chadtronic said.

"But recently, I found a way out of the castle and decided to sign up for the race, and I brought Wraps along for the ride," Chadtronic said.

"I wanted to see the world, meet people, and see a kid," Wraps said.

"Again that is so weird, I don't know how you don't know what a kid is," Chadtronic said to Wraps.

"We are here to win for the Chadtronic fanatics and Sam Catania," Chadtronic said.

Team Cursed was talking with the others as The Dumb and Angry look on.

"Such an easy target," Dan said.

"I don't think so, they seem great," Lumpy said.

"Don't trust YouTubers, I got screwed by one and I hate YouTube ever since," Dan said to Lumpy.

"You hate a lot of things," Lumpy said to Dan.

"Yes I do," Dan said.

"Get ready to eat my dust Mario," Chadtronic said to Mario.

"Nah, you'll eat my dust," Mario said to Chadtronic.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the eighth pair, which was two guys. One guy had short brown hair with a moustache, wearing a dark blue tuxedo. The other guy had short black hair and a goatee, wearing a gray camouflage outfit and black boots.

"I can't believe it, we are here," the moustache man said.

"Are you excited Chris, are your balls tingling with excitement?" the moustache man asked his partner known as Chris Gordman.

"Shut up Swag, we are here to win," Chris said to his partner Swagmaster 6969696969.

"And for fun," Swagmaster said.

"My name is Chris Gordman," Chris said.

"And you call me by my YouTube's name, Swagmaster 6969696-," Swagmaster said.

"We get it," Chris said to Swagmaster, interrupting him.

"And we are the Guards N' Retards," Swagmaster said.

"We are here to drink, party, and see boobies," Swagmaster said.

"No we are here to win and get the money," Chris said to Swagmaster.

"Whatever, I'm just here to bring excitement here," Swagmaster said.

"Kill me," Chris said.

"Be prepared to be beaten by Swagmaster and his partner, Chris," Swagmaster said as the SUV drives away.

"Sigh," Chris said.

"Well they scraped the bottom of the barrel," Bananas said.

Then it switches over to the PSA Legends.

"Where are they getting these people?" Snake asked.

"Leave me out of any of your business," Chris said to Swagmaster.

"Whatever, let me find some beautiful bitches," Swagmaster said as he walks around the area.

Then, Chris hears a loud thud as he sees Itsuka had knocked out Swagmaster.

"Pervert," Itsuka said to an unconscious Swagmaster.

"Thank god," Chris said as he walks over to his partner.

Then, another SUV pulls up into the parking lot as the ninth pair was about to appear. The pair exit the SUV as it was two guys. One guy had burns all over his body, wearing a brown fedora, red and black stripe sweater, black dress pants, and black dress shoes, he also was wearing this glove with knives on it. The other guy had on a hockey mask, black jacket with a dirty white t-shirt underneath, dark grey pants, and brown boots.

Soon enough, Jordan recognize the pair as the SUV leaves.

"Well well, we got some legends of horror here," Jordan said as the pair look at him.

"Don't get too comfortable," the burned man said to Jordan in a threatening tone.

"I'm Freddy Krueger and my partner is the legendary Jason Voorhees, and we are The Horror Legends," the burned man known as Freddy Krueger said as he introduced the audience to Jason Voorhees (the version from the Friday the 13th reboot).

"We are here to kick ass and sending anyone home if we don't like them," Freddy said.

"Am I afraid, hell no, I'm looking forward to whatever the hell they have planned," Freddy said.

"Even though we hate each other, me and Jason are ready for anything," Freddy said.

"Welcome to primetime, bitches," Freddy said.

"Hey Krueger, I can't wait to eat you alive," Snake said to Freddy.

"Talk all you want Snake, I have a broad appeal, you don't," Freddy said to Snake as Luca watches on.

"I'm not afraid of Freddy or Jason, I have seen and dealt with worse than them," Luca said.

"To me they are just another evil target for me to take out," Luca said.

"I don't trust them at all," Itsuka said.

"Me neither," Pony said.

"Be on your toes Tusnotori," Itsuka said to Pony.

"Got it," Pony said.

Then another SUV pulls up as the tenth pair was about to be revealed. Then the pair exit the SUV as it was a man and a woman. The man had black hair with blonde streaks at the end, short black beard, he had on this red and yellow tuxedo, and brown dress shoes. The woman had long orange hair, wearing a black t-shirt with "The Man" on it and black leather jacket over it, black jeans, and black and white sneakers.

"Oh look at this, we got Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch," Bananas said as it was indeed Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch.

"I didn't know they let human garbage here," Seth said as he referred to Bananas, and then Seth laughs a bit.

"I'm Seth Freakin' Rollins," Seth said.

"And I'm 'The Man' Becky Lynch," Becky said.

"And we're The Manly Visionaries," Seth said.

"We conquered WWE and we're here to win this whatever this pathetic show it is," Seth said.

"I'm here to win, but to have fun, I want people to forget about my Big Time Becks phase," Becky said.

"I don't care about any of the other jackasses, I'm here to walk all over them and take home the money," Seth said and then he does his usual annoying laugh.

"Now be nice, we don't want to get kicked off first," Becky whispered to Seth.

"Fine," Seth said in a disappointed tone.

Seth then takes a look at the competition as he smiles knowing he is going to beat everyone in this competition.

Then, Seth looks over at The Horror Legends, mainly Jason.

"You are nothing against me," Seth said quietly to Jason.

Jason was about to pull out his machete, but Freddy was holding him back.

"We beat him by the book, just this once," Freddy said to Jason.

Meanwhile, Guards N' Retards were watching Seth interacting with everyone.

"Want me to go all Swag Mode on this guy Chris?" Swag (who has just recovered) asked Chris.

"No Swag, we'll beat him fairly, not by killing him," Chris said to Swag.

"You are such a downer," Swag said to Chris.

The next SUV pulls up as the eleventh pair was about to exit. The next pair exit the SUV as it was two guys. One guy has a brown goatee, wearing glasses, black flat cap, white t-shirt with a red tie and a black blazer over it, black dress pants, and brown dress shoes. The other guy has short brown hair, wearing glasses, white short sleeve dress shirt, khaki dress pants, and brown shoes.

"They look like a bunch of nerds," Bananas said as the SUV leaves.

"Hey Bananas, shut the f*ck up," the guy in white said to Bananas in anger.

"Yeah," the guy in the flat cap said.

"Hey I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd, I take you to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass," the man in white known as Angry Video Game Nerd said.

"And I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to," the man in the hat known as the Nostalgia Critic said.

"We are The Critics," AVGN said.

"I know you are shocked to see us pair up, hell even I am," Nostalgia Critic said.

"These assholes are about to meet my wrath and say good f***ing bye to their chances of winning," AVGN said in anger.

"To me, I'm here just to see what kind of chaos my partner can cause," Nostalgia Critic said.

"All these f**kers don't stand a f***ing chance against me, they are going to be in ride of their lives and not even the worst f***ing games can save them," AVGN said in anger as Nostalgia Critic looked terrified.

"I chose the wrong partner," Nostalgia Critic said.

AVGN and Nostalgia Critic look to see Chadtronic was in it.

"Hey Chad, having fun copying my Commercial specials?" Nostalgia Critic asked Chadtronic.

"No, at this point I just want to stop, the cringe is too much," Chadtronic said.

"Who are they?" Wraps asked Chadtronic.

"AVGN and Nostalgia Critic, famous YouTube stars like myself," Chadtronic said.

"Do they watch commercials all day as well?" Wraps asked Chadtronic.

"Just Nostalgia Critic for November, but no not all the time," Chadtronic said.

The Critics then approach The Mario Bros.

"So I get to compete against the f***ing legendary Super Mario Bros., you guys are awesome," AVGN said as Mario and Luigi as they were flattered by his words.

"Just to let you guys know, we are here to win and even though you two are icons, we are not going easy on you," Nostalgia Critic said to Mario and Luigi.

"I was thinking the same thing, we are here to win it and if we must, we'll take you two down," Mario said to the Angry Critics.

Luigi looks at AVGN and was terrified by his presence. Luigi then runs away, screaming in fear as he thought AVGN could easily snap with his anger.

"We are making tons of friends," Nostalgia Critic said sarcastically.

"Shut the f**k up," AVGN said in anger to Nostalgia Critic.

Then, another SUV pulls up and then the twelfth pair exist the vehicle. The pair was two muppet like beings, one looking like a brown Kermit the Frog, and the other looking like a red relative of Elmo.

Once Nostalgia Critic saw them, he looked on in horror.

"Oh my god," Nostalgia Critic said as he was in fear for his life.

"Hello I'm Wilkins," the brown puppet known as Wilkins said.

"And I'm Wontkins," the red puppet known as Wontkins said.

"And we are Team Wilkins," Wilkins said.

"We are here to compete for the prize money," Wontkins said.

"And to tell people about the great taste of Wilkins Instant Coffee," Wilkins said.

"By the way, care for a cup of Wilkins Instant Coffee?" Wilkins asked Wontkins.

"No I don't like it," Wontkins said and then he suddenly gets hit in the face by a brick, knocking him off the chair.

"Sometimes the realization hits you like a ton of bricks," Wilkins said.

Then, Nostalgia Critic hands Team 1-B two cans of Wilkins Instant Coffee.

"What's this?" Pony asked Nostalgia Critic.

"Cans of coffee so you don't get killed by Wilkins," Nostalgia Critic said to Team 1-B.

"That puppet guy, he seems so kind," Itsuka said as she sees Team Wilkins introducing themselves to the others.

"Oh he seems nice, but if you say you don't drink Wilkins, he'll get you, stab you, blow you up, chop you up, shoot you, and every other brutal thing possible," Nostalgia Critic said as he was scaring Itsuka and Pony.

"You are being crazy," Itsuka said to Nostalgia Critic.

"Oh I'm not, you'll see, you'll see," Nostalgia Critic said to Team 1-B as he walks away from them.

"He needs to lay off the caffeine," Itsuka said.

"Yeah, he needs to chill the f**k down," Pony said.

"Damn you Monoma," Itsuka said in anger over her classmate teaching Pony bad words.

Then, another SUV pulls up and then the thirteenth pair exit the vehicle, the pair was a man and woman. The man has short brown hair with blonde streaks at the end and a very short beard, wearing a white "CZW Sucks Ass" muscle shirt, black shorts, and black sneakers. The woman has long black hair, wearing a blue and white ICW muscle shirt, blue jeans with a black belt, and black boots.

Once the SUV left, Seth recognize the pair as independent wrestlers.

"Looks like we got some garbage wrestlers here," Seth said and then he does his signature laugh.

The new pair look on as they didn't look too happy by Seth's comments.

"I'm Brandon Kirk," the man known as Brandon Kirk said.

"And I'm Kasey Kirk," the woman known as Kasey Kirk said.

"We are The Kirks, Deathmatch wrestling's premier couple," Brandon said.

"A lot of people are very critical about Deathmatch wrestling, but we are here to prove we can hang with the big leagues," Brandon said.

"That little bitch Seth can complain all he wants, but we both have more talent in our bodies than he has in his dick," Kasey said.

"We are going to take the prize and humiliate Seth in the process, oh I love it," Brandon said in a happy tone.

"Hey, why you don't you take your small pay checks and go home," Seth said to the Kirks.

"Nice one Seth, why don't you go kiss Vince McMahon's ass," Brandon said to Seth as Seth was getting pissed.

"Remain calm," Becky said to Seth as Seth was soon calm.

The Kirks then walk up to The Manly Visionaries as they were in a stare down.

"I'm not afraid of you," Becky said to Kasey.

"You should be, I have bled more than you ever have, your worst nightmare has arrived," Kasey said as the PSA Legends look on.

"Independent wrestlers and WWE wrestlers, a bad combo here," Snake said.

"Yeah and it is going to be messy," Smokey said.

Then another SUV pulls up and then the fourteenth pair exits the vehicle as it was two girls. One girl has short white hair, wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, green denim shorts, and brown boots. The other girl has long white hair that was tied in the front, wearing a long maroon sleeveless dress, and maroon slip-on shoes.

"Hi," the short haired girl said as she waves to The Challenge Gods.

"Ooh sisters," Bananas said in an excited tone.

"They definitely look like sisters," Jordan said.

"I'm Lisanna Strauss," the short haired girl known as Lisanna Strauss said.

"And I'm Mirajane Strauss," the long haired girl known as Mirajane Strauss said.

"And we are The Strauss Sisters," Lisanna and Mirajne said.

"We are here to represent the Fairy Tail guild and win some money for it and us," Lisanna said.

"After Lisanna getting sent to Edolas and the whole Tenrou Island stuff, we decide to have some fun and enter this competition," Mirajane said.

"It's so awesome to hang out with you big sis," Lisanna said to Mirajane.

"All these pairs don't know what's about to hit them, especially with my power," Mirajane said.

"And with my upbeat attitude, no one will hate us," Lisanna said.

"Now remember Lisanna, we need to be serious if we want to win this thing, but we'll still have fun as well," Mirajane said to Lisanna.

"Oh I know," Lisanna said.

"Hi Natsu and Elfman," Lisanna said as she waves to her friends.

"Oh I want to go out with the one that has her hair tied in the front," Bananas said as he looks at Mirajane.

"That's not good idea, knowing you it would end badly, like when you hooked up with Camila and Nany," Jordan said to Bananas.

"What about you and Tori?" Bananas asked Jordan.

"That's different, not to mention she now hates me with a passion," Jordan said.

"Besides, you don't what kind of friends she has, they could kill you," Jordan said to Bananas.

"Yeah you're right," Bananas said to Jordan.

Lisanna then gets between The Kirks and The Manly Visionaries.

"Hey you two, don't get all tense, let's all be happy," Lisanna said to the pairs.

"Listen here girly, this isn't a fantasy, this is real life and I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass," Seth said to Lisanna in a very angry tone.

"Forget him Lisanna, he's nothing but a waste of time," Mirajane said to Lisanna as she leads him away from Seth, while The Critics watch on.

"Man this is a fun eccentric group," Nostalgia Critic said sarcastically.

"Everyone is so f***ing weird," AVGN said.

Another SUV soon pulls up and out comes the fifteenth pair, which was two girls. One girl has long red hair, freckles, wearing a white t-shirt with a heart shaped spider web on it, light blue ripped jeans, and red and white sneakers. The other girl has short blonde hair, wearing a white/black/red t-shirt, black jeans, and light blue slip-on shoes.

"We got some more ladies," Lumpy said as the SUV leaves the lot.

"I feel like they could be trouble," Snake said.

"I'm Mary Jane Watson," the red hair girl known as Mary Jane Watson said.

"And I'm Gwen Stacy, better known as Spider-Gwen," the blonde known as Gwen Stacy said.

"And we're the Spidergirls," Mary Jane said.

"I'm a huge fan of Spider-Man," Mary Jane said.

"And I have spider powers," Gwen said.

"We are from different worlds, but we decide to team up for this thing," Mary Jane said.

"I don't know what's about to happen, but it is going to be wild," Gwen said.

"Me and Gwen here are ready to have fun and win some money," Mary Jane said.

"Yeah I want to win money to upgrade my suit, it costs a lot to repair it," Gwen said.

The Spidergirls then introduce themselves to the others as The Horror Legends look on.

"We got superheroes here, now it changes things," Freddy Krueger said.

Then it switches over to the Spidergirls.

"It's good to take a break from hero duties and I hope to god I don't have to face those horror guys, just once I want a break," Gwen said.

"Don't worry Gwen, I'll take care of it for you," Mary Jane said to Gwen.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the sixteenth pair. This pair was a girl with black hair done in pigtails, wearing a pink/white/black track jacket with a black and pink Tapout t-shirt underneath, black and pink Tapout shorts, and pink and black high-top sneakers. Her partner was a Panda bear as several competitors back up in horror.

"Holy crap," Bananas said in shock as the SUV leaves the lot.

"That's a Panda," Chadtronic said in shock.

"This is becoming a zoo," Street said.

"I'm Ling Xiaoyu, with my best friend, Panda, and we are Team Tekken," the woman known as Ling Xiaoyu said as she pets her pet, Panda.

"We may be one of the oddest pairs here, but we are determined to win it," Ling said.

"I'm looking to have some fun and hang out with my furry BFF here," Ling said as she hugs Panda.

"And if someone upsets me, Panda here can take care of it," Ling said.

Everyone was nervous over the fact a Panda was in the race.

"Don't be afraid, come and pet Panda," Ling said to the others.

Then, the Spidergirls and The Strauss Sisters walk over to Panda and start to pet her.

"Oh my god, she's so fluffy," Lisanna said.

"Yeah the fur is so soft," Gwen said.

"She's so cute," Mary Jane said.

"I can't believe this is your pet," Mirajane said to Ling.

"Yeah, having a pet Panda in China is the craziest thing imaginable," Ling said.

Then, Jason pulls out his crossbow and aims at Panda.

"Again, we're winning this fairly," Freddy said to Jason as he lowers the crossbow.

"Besides, humans aren't endangered, but Pandas are, that would be bad for your image," Freddy said to Jason.

"Although they are probably taste delicious," Freddy said as Jason agrees with him.

Soon, another SUV pulls into the lot as the seventeenth pair exits the vehicle as it was two men. The first guy was fat, has yellow skin, with these strings of hair on the top and on the sides of his head, this stubble on his face, wearing a white shirt, blue pants, and black shoes. The other guy has short black hair and a moustache, wearing a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, black dress pants, and black shoes.

"Oh my god, look at this," Nostalgia Critic said in shock as the SUV leaves.

"First time we see The Simpsons and South Park legit team up," Luca said.

"Hello I'm Randy Marsh," the black haired man known as Randy Marsh said.

"And I'm Homer Simpson," the yellow skinned man known as Homer Simpson said.

"And we are The Dads," Randy said.

"We decided to team up for this event and hopefully it won't backfire on us," Randy said.

"Yeah, we both want the money to bring to our families, and maybe eat along the way," Homer said.

"I'm just here to promote my Tegridy Weed," Randy said and then he hands a jar of weed to Homer.

"You need some Tegridy in your life," Randy said to Homer.

"No thanks, I got my own after the time crows attacked me," Homer said to Randy and then Randy takes the jar back.

"Oh ho ho, f**k you," Randy said to Homer.

"This is going to be fun," Homer said as he was trying to hold back his anger.

The Dads walk over to The Challenge Gods and Randy hands Bananas a jar of his Tegridy Weed.

"Here you go," Randy said to Bananas.

"What's this for?" Bananas asked Randy.

"After the way you treat people, you need some Tegridy in your life," Randy said to Bananas and then he and Homer walk away.

"Here you go Jordan, maybe this will forget that dumpster fire of a relationship you and Tori had," Bananas said to Jordan as he hands Jordan the jar.

"I should of said no," Jordan said quietly.

"Oh I'm starving, I hope we get food soon," Homer said.

"When aren't you hungry?" Seth asked Homer.

"When I'm not dealing with Bart," Homer said.

"Oh this is going to be so easy," Seth said in a cocky tone.

Then, another SUV pulls up as the eighteenth pair exits the SUV, which was two girls. The first girl has white eyes, dark blue hair that reaches her upper back, wearing a lavender and cream color jacket, dark blue pants, and black sandals. The other girl has light yellow skin, long pink hair, wearing a blueish green sleeveless sundress with pink butterflies on them, and pink sandals.

"Ooh look at this," Seth said with an evil smile on his face as the SUV leaves.

"They don't stand a chance," Snake said.

"Hi I'm Hinata Hyūga," the dark blue haired woman known as Hinata Hyūga said.

"I'm Fluttershy," the pink haired girl known as Fluttershy in a shy tone.

"We are Team Shy," Hinata said.

"We are from different worlds, but we have a thing in common, we are very shy," Hinata said.

"And we are here to break out of our shells and win it," Fluttershy said.

"Imagine me and Fluttershy winning, this would get Naruto to love me," Hinata said.

"You love Naruto a lot," Fluttershy said to Hinata as Hinata blushes a bit.

"I do," Hinata said nervously.

Team Shy introduce themselves to everyone so far and then they walk over to The Manly Visionaries.

"Hello," Hinata said to Seth and Becky.

Seth then had an evil smile on his face as Fluttershy lets out a small "eek" as she hides behind Hinata.

Becky then elbows Seth in the gut as Seth stops smiling.

"Be nice," Becky said to Seth quietly.

"Sorry about my husband, he's really great once you get to know him," Becky said to Hinata and Fluttershy.

"I'm just afraid he'll deck us with a chair," Hinata said.

"That was once and that was to elevate my career," Seth said as Team Shy leaves the pair.

"Maybe just be quiet for once," Becky said to Seth.

"I think we picked the wrong show to be on," Hinata said.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the nineteenth pair, which was two women. One woman has somewhat dark skin, very long white hair, white bunny ears and fluffy tail, wearing a grey denim jacket with a black t-shirt underneath, blue jeans, and purple and white sneakers. The other woman was an light brown anthropomorphic rabbit with blonde hair, wearing a red and black Chicago Bulls jersey, black and red dolphin shorts, and was barefoot.

Soon, Nostalgia Critic recognize the rabbit girl and got excited.

"Oh my f***ing god, it's Lola Bunny," Nostalgia Critic said in an excited tone.

"Man we got a furry lover here," Bananas said.

"It's me, Lola Bunny," the rabbit girl known as Lola Bunny (the Space Jam version) said.

"I have no idea who the woman beside her is," Snake said.

"I'm Lola Bunny," Lola said.

"I'm Rumi, but call me Mirko," the other rabbit lady known as Rumi Usagiyama, better known as Mirko, said.

"We are Team Bunny," Lola said.

"We are from different worlds, since Bugs couldn't compete," Lola said.

"And most of the Pro Heroes couldn't handle me," Mirko said.

"We decided to team up and since we're both rabbit girls, we came up with Team Bunny," Lola said.

"Oh I'm looking forward to this thing, taking out everyone, winning competitions, and taking home that money," Mirko said.

"My partner is the toughest woman in the room, everyone is going to fear us," Lola said.

"And that's a guarantee," Mirko said.

"I can't believe we got a panda, a snake, a moose, a horse, and two rabbits, it's like a zoo in here," Seth said in anger.

"Listen, keep your cool and everyone will like you," Becky said to Seth as Seth was trying to keep himself level headed.

Mirko then walks over and looks at The Kirks.

"So you think you can beat us," Kasey said to Mirko.

"Yeah we are the shining lights of the modern Deathmatch world," Brandon said.

"I'm not afraid of you two, you should be afraid of me and I'm not afraid to spill blood," Mirko said to The Kirks as she had a bloodlust look in her eyes.

"F**k, she's intense," Brandon said in shock.

"Yeah, she could give Hoodfoot or Krule a run for their money," Kasey said.

"I'm not afraid of these Deathmatch guys, Kasai, Sakuda, Takeda, Suguira, Masaoka, hell even those two jokers, I will beat them all and leave them bloody, doing all with a smile on my face," Mirko said as she had a sadistic grin on her face.

Then it switches over to The Kirks.

"We got to look out for Mirko," Kasey said to Brandon.

"Right," Brandon said.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the twentieth pair, which was a man and a woman. The woman is Asian with long black hair, wearing a revealing purple top, skimpy khaki shorts, and purple high heels. The man was definitely Hawaiian, with short dark brown hair, wearing a dark green t-shirt, dark blue jeans, and dark green flip flops.

Once the SUV leaves the area, The Challenge Gods realize who the pair was.

"Looks like we got some Total Drama legends here," Jordan said.

"Well, well, well, if it is Heather and Justin, the two former contestants from Canada's version of The Challenge with a more demented host than T.J.," Bananas said as it was indeed Heather and Justin.

"Oh shut it Bananas," Heather said to Bananas.

"Yes, it is me Heather," Heather said.

"And I'm Justin," Justin said.

"We are Team Total Drama," Heather said.

"We both competed on Total Drama and we are looking to win whatever we are on," Heather said.

"Just as long as it doesn't hurt my face or body, then I'm good," Justin said.

"I got robbed by AleJackass and I'm not going to be robbed again, especially from Bananas," Heather said in anger.

Team Total Drama then walks over to The Challenge Gods.

"Hey Heather, where is boy toy, Alejandro?" Bananas asked Heather.

"I'm not dating that jackass," Heather said in anger.

"Still sore about losing in World Tour?" Bananas asked Heather.

"I got robbed, maybe tell your old partner, Sarah, about that," Heather said to Bananas.

"I say you picked a good teammate, Justin has the looks for MTV and he could be perfect for The Challenge, unless he puss out like Chet on Free Agents," Jordan said to Heather.

"I would puss out, this face is not made for your show," Justin said to The Challenge Gods.

"Oh T.J. would love to rip into you," Bananas said to Justin.

"Oh these two kiddies met their worst nightmare," Bananas said.

Then it switches over to Team Total Drama.

"Oh I'm going to crush that rotten banana and his frenemy," Heather said.

"It's time these fresh faces crush some MTV legends," Justin said.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the twenty-first pair exits the vehicle, it was a man and a woman. The man has short scruffy blonde hair, wearing a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a black tie, black dress pants, and white and red sneakers. The woman has light red hair done in a braid, wearing a white dress shirt with a black tie, black dress pants, and brown dress shoes.

Once the SUV, many of the pairs had an uneasy feeling around the woman.

"There is something off with that woman," Seth said.

"Yeah, like an evil feeling, and this is from me," Freddy said.

"Hi I'm Denji," the man known as Denji said.

"And I'm Makima," the woman known as Makima said.

"We are Devil's Pets," Makima said.

"Denji didn't want to compete, but I did so much," Makima said with a smirk on her face.

"I joined her when she told me that if we win, we can have sex together," Denji said with a smile on his face.

"Yeah," Makima said as Denji didn't know that she was manipulating him.

Devil's Pets then stands with the others as Snake looks at Makima intensely.

"Back off cobra," Makima said to Snake in an angry tone.

"Watch your back," Snake said to Makima as he hisses at her.

Meanwhile, The Challenge Gods looked at Makima as Bananas knew Makima was evil.

"I don't trust that girl at all, she's evil, like Susie evil," Bananas said as he was referring to fellow The Challenge competitor, Susie Meister.

"What do you have against Susie?" Jordan asked Bananas.

"Oh it's a long story that I don't want to get into it," Bananas said in a serious tone.

Then another SUV and out comes the twenty-second pair to enter this event, which was a boy and what appears to be a woman. The boy has curly dark brown hair, wearing a black t-shirt with a star on it with a pink jacket over it, blue jeans, and pink flip flops. The woman had bright lilac skin, very long messy pale lavender hair, a ripped black tank top that showed off her gem, grey denim shorts with black stars on it, and white boots on it.

"Yo, Team Smokey Quartz is in the house," the woman said as the SUV leaves the area.

The others look on in silence, well except for one.

"Ha," Seth said in a very cocky tone.

Becky then elbows Seth in the gut as Seth remains silent.

"Yo nerds, I'm Amethyst," the woman known as Amethyst said.

"I'm Steven Universe," the guy known as Steven Universe said.

"We are Team Smokey Quartz," Amethyst said.

"Yeah Amethyst told me about this event, so I decided to take a break from my journey after the whole turning into a Kaiju thing and team up with Amethyst," Steven said.

"We are here to have fun, win money, and mess with the assholes who try to take us out," Amethyst said.

"But we don't want a huge target on our backs," Steven said to Amethyst.

"We won't," Amethyst said to Steven.

Amethyst was walking around, giving high fives to most of the competitors, until she reaches Seth.

Amethyst looks up at Seth as she wasn't too happy to see him, while Steven stands beside Amethyst.

"Don't mind my husband, he's great out of the ring," Becky said to Amethyst.

"Oh that's good, we won't have to worry about his attitude," Steven said to Amethyst.

"I hope so," Amethyst said.

"Listen Becky Lynch, I'm a huge fan of your work, especially when you were 'The Man', 'Big Time Becks' was not well," Amethyst said to Becky as she shakes her hand.

"Yeah, 'Big Time Becks' wasn't good," Steven said to Becky as Becky let go of Amethyst's hand.

"Does everyone here not like 'Big Time Becks'?" Becky asked the others as they all say "yes".

"It was not good," Lola said.

"Yeah, you were better as 'The Man'," Mirko said to Becky.

"That wasn't a great shift in my career, at least now it is starting to get better," Becky said.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the twenty-third pair, which was two women. The first woman has cyan skin and chin-length messy cobalt blue hair, wearing a backless halter crop top that was blue on top and navy on the bottom (and in the shape of a star), dark blue puffy pants with a bronze gold ribbon tied around her waist, and bronze gold sandals. The other woman has azure blue hair that goes a bit past her shoulders, wearing a unique blue hat with a fuzzy trim on it, a blue knee-high dress coat with fur trimmings and a belt around it, and blue boots.

Steven then recognize the blue skinned girl.

"Hey Lapis," Steven said to the blue girl known as Lapis Lazuli as he waves to her.

"Hey Steven," Lapis said to Steven as she waves back to her and the SUV drives away.

Lapis' partner was not too happy to be here and try to cheer her up.

"Lighten up, you don't want to have a target on your back," Lapis said quietly to her partner as her partner waves back.

"Hi I'm Lapis Lazuli," Lapis said.

"Juvia Lockser," the woman known as Juvia Lockser said.

"We are Water Splash," Lapis said.

"We just met about two days before coming here and we pretty much hit it off," Lapis said.

"Juvia was originally going to enter it with her beloved, Gray, but Gray was too busy," Juvia said as she felt a bit upset.

"And Peridot was supposed to be with me but she got into a Camp Pining Hearts binge," Lapis said.

"So we decided to team up for this thing, I mean we both have water based powers, we are a perfect match," Lapis said.

"Juvia hopes my beloved is watching this," Juvia said as she waves to the camera.

"Do it Lapis, it's for the money," Lapis said quietly to herself.

Soon, Water Splash approaches Team Smokey Quartz and The Strauss Sisters.

"Oh hey Juvia, I see you got a partner that isn't Gray," Lisanna said to Juvia.

"Hold up Juvia, you know her?" Lapis asked Juvia.

"Yeah, Juvia is in the same guild as them," Juvia said.

"I'm glad you got a partner," Mirajane said to Juvia.

"Juvia is glad, but Juvia still wishes Gray was here," Juvia said as Lapis didn't look happy.

"Juvia maybe be kind to your partner, she brought you here for a reason," Lisanna said to Juvia.

"Okay," Juvia said.

"So, can you do anything cool?" Amethyst asked Juvia.

Juvia then forms a ball of water as Steven and Amethyst were amazed by it.

"Now that is awesome," Amethyst said in an excited tone.

"Lapis, you got a great partner," Steven said to Lapis.

"Yeah, hopefully she'll take it seriously," Lapis said as she looks at Juvia.

"Don't worry Lapis, Juvia will be a great partner for you," Juvia said to Lapis in a serious tone.

"I hope," Lapis said as Seth watches on.

"Ooh we got some trouble for one pair, so much easy to beat now," Seth said.

Then another SUV pulls up as it was blaring "Carry on Wayward Son" by Kansas as Randy was holding up a peace sign (similar to when he played the song on Guitar Hero).

Once the song hit the epic guitar solo, the door bust open and out comes the twenty-fourth pair, which was two guys. They both had long brown hair, short beards, wearing black and green headbands, black and green jackets and underneath were "Being Elite" t-shirt, black and green pants, and black and green boots.

Soon, Amethyst gets excited over the fact who that pair were.

"Oh my god, it's The Young Bucks," Amethyst said in an excited tone as it was indeed Matt and Nick Jackson, better known as The Young Bucks.

Then, the SUV blasts a load of confetti and then it drives away.

"Woo that was awesome," Matt said.

"Oh I'm hyped," Nick said.

"I'm Matt Jackson," Matt said.

"I'm Nick Jackson," Nick said.

"We are The Young Bucks," Matt and Nick said.

"We are have been around the world, winning titles, and giving six stars matches," Matt said.

"And now we are here to win this thing," Nick said.

"Are we afraid of the competition, no way, we are not going to let anyone stand in our way," Matt said.

"Especially from our competition," Nick said as he was referring to Seth.

"Hey Young Bucks, want to see my pay cheque?" Seth asked Matt and Nick.

"Hey Seth, don't you have Triple H's dick to suck," Matt said to Seth.

Seth was ready to attack The Young Bucks, but was being held back by Becky and The Horror Legends.

"Yo calm down," Becky said to Seth.

"Yeah he's just getting into your head, don't listen to them," Freddy said to Seth and soon Seth was calm.

"WWE and AEW stars in the same show, oh this is going to be awesome," Bananas said and then he pretends to eat a bowl of cereal.

"Oh my god Young Bucks, I love your work, you are one the best tag teams in the world," Amethyst said to The Young Bucks as they approach her.

"I'm glad we can meet an eager fan," Matt said as he pats Amethyst's head.

Amethyst then screams in pure joy over it.

"Just because she's a fan, doesn't me we will go easy on you," Nick said to Steven.

"It's fine, we are ready to win," Steven said.

"It's a great crew of people here, but it's so weird without Brandon Cutler here," Matt said.

"We can handle it, this time we will have to fight without Brandon spraying our opponents with that spray," Nick said.

"Yeah we can do it," Matt said.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the twenty-fifth pair, which was a man and boy. The man has short brown hair, wearing an orange cap, sunglasses, brown short sleeve dress shirt, dark blue jeans, and brown work shoes. The boy was Native American, had chin length black hair, some facial hair on his upper lip, wearing a blue t-shirt, brown shorts, socks, and red sneakers.

"Ah, it's nice to be here," the man said as the SUV leaves.

"Whatever," the boy said in a uninterested tone.

"I'm Dale Gribble," the man known as Dale Gribble said.

"I'm Joseph," the boy known as Joseph Gribble said.

"We are The Gribbles," Dale said.

"We decided to do some father and son bonding and entering this thing is the perfect boxing time," Dale said.

"Yeah bonding is great, but I'm here to see if there is some hot chicks with boobies," Joseph said.

"As for me, the prize money would be great, one step further to prove that JFK Jr. is still alive," Dale said.

"Money is good, but boobies are better," Joseph said.

Joseph then sees some of the ladies that are competing and got excited.

Soon, only Joseph was in the confessional.

"This might be the best day ever," Joseph said in an excited tone.

Dale then lights up a cigarette and puts it on his mouth.

"I hope this is a real competition and not a government scam that involves CIA agents stealing our organs," Dale said.

"F***ing weirdo," Dan said under his breath as The Challenge Gods watch on.

"I feel like there was an affair going on when this guy was planning on taking down the government," Bananas said.

"Geez you think," Jordan said to Bananas sarcastically.

Then, another SUV pulls up as the twenty-sixth pair exit the vehicle, which was a man and a woman. The man was towering and muscular, with a strand of blonde hair at the front of his head as well as a blonde moustache, he had on this blue military outfit. The woman has long blonde hair and wearing a similar blue military outfit, the most defining feature was her lips.

The SUV drives away as everyone looked scared, mainly at the woman.

"That woman is scaring me the hell out," Ling Xiaoyu said in a scared tone.

"I'm not afraid of her, in fact I'm going to enjoy messing with her," Makima said with a evil smile on her face.

"My name is Alex Louis Armstrong," the man known as Alex Louis Armstrong said.

"I'm Olivier Mira Armstrong," the woman known as Olivier Mira Armstrong said in an angry tone.

"We are The Armstrongs," Alex said.

"I'm proud to be in this competition, cheering up my fellow competitors, and having some fun," Alex said as he was crying tears of joy.

"And to have my sister here is even better," Alex said as he gave Olivier a big hug.

Soon enough, Olivier escapes Alex's strong grip and gave him a fearful look.

"Try that again and your arm is going to be in a different place," Olivier said to Alex in a threatening tone as Alex remained calm.

"I'm here to put people in their place, win the money, and get out of that freak show as soon as it is over," Olivier said.

"And to have fun," Alex said as Olivier looked at him with intensity in her eyes.

"I'll be quiet," Alex said.

Alex then walks over to Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Mirajane, and Lisanna and gives them a big hug.

"It's so great to be here, I'm happy to meet all of you lovely people," Alex said in joy to The Critics and The Strauss Sisters.

"I think my ribs are breaking," Nostalgia Critic said.

"I feel like my f***ing intestines are about to god damn burst," AVGN said in anger.

"I thought Elfman had a tight hug," Lisanna said.

"Yeah he's like a military version of Elfman," Mirajane said.

Alex then breaks off the hug as Olivier looks at everyone, not looking happy.

"Listen up you assholes, I'm only here to win and not staying around to socialize with anyone of you," Olivier said to the others in a serious tone as she walks back and forth.

"If anyone tries to f**k me over, you'll all pay with your lives and I'm not joking," Olivier said to the others with seriousness in her voice.

"I'm looking at you," Olivier said as she gets into Freddy and Jason's faces.

"And you," Olivier said as she gets into Seth's face.

"And you," Olivier said as she gets into Makima's face.

"And especially you," Olivier said as she gets into Bananas and Jordan's faces as the two reality TV legends could feel their blood turning cold.

"Hell, I thought Camila going full Camilinator was scary, this woman trumps her," Bananas said.

"I think we found our new female Turbo and we will not piss her off," Jordan said.

Soon, another SUV pulls up and out comes the twenty-seventh pair, which was two women. One woman has short white hair with red specks in it, wearing red glasses, a white long sleeve dress shirt with a peach color cardigan over it with the sleeves rolled up, dark blue jeans, and blue and white sneakers. The other woman has black hair that goes halfway down her back, wearing trifocal glasses, blue and white striped long sleeve shirt with a orange vest over top of it, dark blue knee-length jeans, and orange and white sneakers.

"This is awesome," the black haired girl said and then she trips on her feet and falls onto the ground.

"Klutz," Bananas said quietly as Jordan elbows him in the gut and the SUV leaves the area.

"Hey that woman with the white hair, she related to Todoroki from 1-A," Itsuka Kendo said as that white haired woman was indeed Fuyumi Todoroki as she helps her partner to her feet.

"Hello, I'm Fuyumi Todoroki," Fuyumi said.

"I'm Carly Carmine," the other woman known as Carly Carmine said.

"We're Bespectacled Wild and the reason for the name is because we wear glasses," Fuyumi said.

"A lot of people didn't want to partner with me, so I asked this beauty to be my partner," Carly said as she looks at Fuyumi.

"And I said yes, I think Carly would make a great partner for me," Fuyumi said.

"The money would be great, but I'm here to get Jack Atlas to notice me and I hope he does," Carly said.

"I'm just here to get away from my family life, it is a hot mess, but the money will forget about that," Fuyumi said.

Bespectacled Wild then walks over to the Mario Bros. and Fuyumi shakes Mario's hand.

"It's an honor to meet you, hopefully we can be great friends," Fuyumi said to Mario.

"Me too," Mario said.

"Think we can trust them Mario?" Luigi asked Mario nervously.

"Relax Luigi, they seem like sweet girls," Mario said to Luigi.

"You never know Mario, you never know," Luigi said to Mario.

Then, another SUV pulls up and the twenty-eighth pair exit the vehicle, which was a man and a woman. The man was Asian, has short black hair, wearing a short sleeve unbuttoned shirt with a white tank top underneath, blue jeans, and black dress shoes. The woman was large and has dark skin, her head was shaved, wearing bright glasses, a bright multicolored hoodie, black jeans, and bright mutlicolored sneakers.

"We are here, doesn't it look good Hen?" the man asked the woman known as Henrietta Wilson, better known as Hen.

"I'm not sure Chimney," Hen said to the man known as Howard Han, better known as Chimney.

Hen and Chimney look at the group as they were a little bit weirded out by the ever quirky cast.

"It feels like I stepped into a knock off Comic-Con," Hen said.

"When one of them is dropped dead, it would feel like a normal L.A. 9-1-1 call," Chimney said.

"Yes it would," Hen said.

"I'm Hen," Hen said.

"I'm Chimney," Chimney said.

"We are The Medics," Hen and Chimney said.

"Over the years, we have seen a fair share of wild stuff we have dealt with," Chimney said.

"So seeing this cast of characters isn't new to us, mostly," Hen said.

"But we are here to take out people and bring home the million," Chimney said.

"And not be out first, Bobby, Athena, and Buck would make fun of us until we retire," Hen said.

"Yes and we won't do that," Chimney said.

The Medics then walk over to L.A. SWAT, looking amped to see fellow first responders here.

"Well, well, we got SWAT here," Chimney said.

"And we got some L.A. paramedics here," Luca said.

"Just to let you know, we won't go easy on you despite being from the same city," Street said to The Medics.

"Well we won't go easy on you either," Hen said to L.A. SWAT.

"Hey you two, we aren't afraid of some Los Angeles SWAT or medics," Heather said to the L.A. pairs.

"Hey Heather, my son is a fan of Total Drama and he thinks you suck," Hen said to Heather.

"Well I have made it to the finals, so suck it," Heather said to Hen.

"Oh I can't wait to wipe the smirk off Heather's face," Hen said.

Then it switches over to the Team Total Drama.

"Oh I'm not afraid of some paramedics, they are just two pawns in our path to victory," Heather said.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes the twenty-ninth pair, which was a man and a woman. The man has short brown hair, wearing sunglasses, a blue long sleeve dress shirt with a grey blazer over top of it, blue jeans, and blue dress shoes. The woman has blonde hair done in a ponytail, wearing a green cap, a white tank top with an unzipped green vest over top of it, green cargo pants with a black belt around it, and black combat boots.

The SUV then leaves as the man takes off sunglasses.

"Yes folks it is me, Johnny Cage, bask in the glory," the man known as Johnny Cage said to the others as they didn't know who he was.

"Who the f**k are you?" Dan asked Johnny in anger.

"I'm world famous actor and fighter, Johnny Cage," Johnny said.

"I'm Sonya Blade," the woman known as Sonya Blade said.

"We are Caged Blades," Johnny said.

"After being through several tournaments, we decided to take a break from fighting and enter this thing," Johnny said.

"I was originally was going to be with Jax, but he was under the weather so I'm with Johnny," Sonya said.

"You are lucky that you are partnered with the best guy here," Johnny said to Sonya.

"Yeah, best," Sonya said.

"Nonetheless, we are here to win and to help promote my films, this will bring in the big bucks at the box office," Johnny said as Sonya shakes her head in disbelief.

"Oh goody," Sonya said as she wasn't going to enjoy it.

"You guys never heard of me, I'm a famous actor," Johnny said to the others.

"I have never heard of you and I was in a direct to DVD movie that was decent," Becky said to Johnny.

"No one has heard of him because his movies bombed," Sonya said.

"Oh come on Sonya," Johnny said to Sonya in embarrassment.

"We are here to win and I'm not afraid to take people out," Sonya said to the others as some of the races were in fear of her.

Sonya then steps forward and goes face to face with Olivier.

"You in the army?" Olivier asked Sonya.

"Special Forces," Sonya said.

"Well I'm very ready to take on a fellow badass, but I won't take it easy on you and your partner," Olivier said to Sonya in a stern tone.

"While I won't go down without a fight," Sonya said.

Meanwhile, Johnny was talking to The Challenge Gods.

"You guys want to see one of my movies?" Johnny asked Bananas and Jordan.

"I have to see one of his movies, I bet is better than that shit CT was in," Bananas said.

"CT was in a movie?" Jordan asked in confusion.

Soon enough, another SUV pulls up and out comes the thirtieth pair, which was two guys. One man has short black hair, wearing sunglasses on his face and headphones around his neck, he had on a black muscle shirt with syringes and pizza cutters on it, a red jacket over top of the shirt, red and white shorts with a crescent moon on the left leg, and black wrestling boots. The other guy was bald and had a black goatee, wearing black bandanas around his forehead and neck, black plugs in his ears, wearing a black muscle shirt with a satanic skull on it, red and white shorts with a skull on the right leg, and black wrestling boots.

"Este es el lugar (This is the place)," the sunglasses guy said.

"Ooh international flair, nice," Bananas said.

Soon, Kasey and Brandon recognize the pair.

"No way, Ciclope and Miedo Extremo," Kasey said in shock as it was Ciclope and Miedo Extremo.

"Who are they?" Lapis asked The Kirks.

"They are Deathmatch wrestlers like us, but they're from Mexico," Kasey said.

"Soy Ciclope (I'm Ciclope)," Ciclope said.

"Miedo Extremo," Miedo Extremo said.

"We are Los Macizos," Ciclope and Miedo said.

"Hemos luchado en todo el mundo, ganando títulos y derramando sangre en el proceso (We have wrestled all over the world, winning titles, and spilling blood in the process)," Ciclope said.

"Estamos buscando ganar el espectáculo y llevarnos a casa ese premio en efectivo (We are looking to win the show and take home that cash prize)," Miedo said.

"No le tenemos miedo a Brandon y Kasey, son duros, pero somos malditas leyendas (We aren't afraid of Brandon and Kasey, they are tough but we are bloody legends)," Ciclope said.

"Si nos enfrentamos a ellos, ganaremos pase lo que pase (If we face off against them, we will win no matter what)," Miedo said.

"Y venceremos a todos los demás, lo garantizamos (And we'll beat everyone else, we guarantee it)," Ciclope said.

Los Macizos then walk over and they stare down The Kirks.

"Long time, no see," Ciclope said to The Kirks.

"Listen here, we aren't going to take you lightly," Brandon said to Ciclope and Miedo.

"Once we win the show, we'll find you and take those GCW tag belts to ICW," Kasey said to Ciclope and Miedo.

"Fat chance," Miedo said.

Then, Mirko steps in between the pair.

"Listen, I'm not afraid to bust some heads, especially if it comes from two bloodthirsty Luchadores," Mirko said to Los Macizos as she had a very bloodlust look in her eyes, which cause Ciclope and Miedo to back away.

"Ese es un conejito aterrador (That is one scary bunny)," Ciclope said in shock.

"Olvídate de Sadika, esa es una chica con la que nunca quiero meterme, nunca (Forget Sadika, that is one girl I don't ever want to mess with, ever)," Miedo said.

So far, thirty pairs have been revealed and there was still ten pairs left to be introduced.

Then, another SUV pulls up and out comes one half of the thirty-first pair. It was a woman with pale skin, waist-length light blonde hair, wearing a grey t-shirt with a black butterfly on it, purple jeans, and black sneakers.

Soon, Bananas recognize the girl, despite her new appearance.

"I thought Heather and Justin were the only Total Drama competitors here, but we got a Moonchild here," Bananas said as that girl was in fact, Dawn.

"Hey Dawn, looking good," Justin said to Dawn.

"Hi and thanks," Dawn said to Justin.

"So Miss Moonchild, who's the pathetic partner you got, Zoey, Mike, your 'friend' Scott?" Heather asked Dawn.

"Actually it's not a fellow competitor," Dawn said.

Then, Dawn's partner steps out of the SUV and it was a woman with very long periwinkle hair, wearing a periwinkle t-shirt, blue jeans that goes past an inch past her knees, and blue ankle-length boots.

"Well she isn't from Total Drama," Jordan said as the SUV drives away.

"Oh Dawn, it's so great to be your partner and to be in this show," the girl said to Dawn in an excited tone as she gives her a big hug.

"Yeah, I'm happy to be your partner Nejire," Dawn said to her partner, which was Nejire Hado.

"Hello people, I'm Dawn," Dawn said.

"I'm Nejire Hado," Nejire said.

"We are The Aura-Chan," Dawn said.

"When I heard about this show I want to be on it, but a lot of my past Total Drama competitors didn't want to partner with me," Dawn said.

"So I stepped in to be Dawn's partner, we might be from different worlds, but I couldn't say no to her," Nejire said.

"Look at her, she is so freaking cute, like a puppy, a kitten, or a bunny," Nejire said as she smush Dawn's cheeks together.

"This is normal for her," Dawn said as Nejire let go of Dawn's cheeks.

"We are here to win and have fun as well," Nejire said.

"Yeah, especially with my partner and BFF," Dawn said as Nejire was happy to hear it.

Nejire soon enough walked over to Snake and feels his face.

"Do you shoot venom? Are you warm blooded all the time? Are your friends snake men as well?" Nejire asked Snake.

"Man you are freaking me out," Snake said to Nejire.

Nejire moves her hands off of Snake's face as she sees Itsuka and Pony in her sights.

"Oh my god, Kendo and Tsunotori," Nejire said to the 1-B girls as she runs forward and gives them a big hug.

"It's nice to see you Hado," Itsuka said to Nejire.

"Yeah I didn't expect you to compete as well," Pony said to Nejire as Nejire breaks off the hug.

"Well I couldn't say no to my friend," Nejire said as she looks at Dawn.

"You got a great partner, she seems like a great girl," Itsuka said to Nejire.

"Yeah, Dawn is so kind hearted and out there, like me," Nejire said.

"You think you will f**k her," Pony said to Nejire as Itsuka facepalms over the line.

"Maybe," Nejire said with a smile on her face.

"Damn you Monoma," Itsuka said in anger.

Dawn was over with The Challenge Gods, talking to them.

"I sense a lot of hate and shady stuff in your auras," Dawn said to The Challenge Gods.

"Well I took all the prize money, dated a racist (Camila), and me and my other ex (Nany) are super awkward between us," Bananas said.

"That explains everything," Dawn said.

"And me and my ex (Tori) pretty much can't stand each other," Jordan said.

"That's what happens on a show produced by MTV," Heather said.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the first half of the thirty-second pair. It was a guy with a green mohawk, black goatee, numerous piercings, a collar around his neck, wearing a white long sleeve shirt with a black t-shirt with a skull over top of it, dark blueish green jean shorts, and high-top red and white sneakers.

Soon, Dawn, Heather, Justin recognize the guy.

"Oh Duncan, nice to see you," Justin said to the guy known as Duncan.

"I wouldn't expect you three to be on this shit show," Duncan said to his fellow Total Drama competitors as he looks at the others.

"So who's your partner?" Heather asked Duncan.

Then, Duncan's partner exits the SUV as it was a guy with a black mohawk and goatee, wearing a red tank top, light brown cargo pants, and brown combat boots.

"I'm here assholes," the man said as some of the competitors were terrified of him.

The SUV drives away as everyone look on.

"Look at the eyes," Nostalgia Critic said.

"Those are the eyes of a f***ing madman," AVGN said.

"Yo I'm Duncan," Duncan said.

"Im Vaas Montenegro," the man known as Vaas Montenegro said.

"We are Punkin' Crazy," Duncan said.

"When I met Duncan I found him rotting in a prison cell after destroying some sort of mansion, so I busted him out of that shit hole," Vaas said.

"I owed him one, so I found out about this and brought him as my partner," Duncan said.

"Yeah me and him are ready to win the money, by any means," Vaas said.

"And I want to add another win to my résumé," Duncan said.

"And the money would be good, I want to buy some metal and AK-47s just in case people decide to trespass on my grounds," Vaas said.

"Best partner ever," Duncan said.

"Okay f***ers, me and Duncan are here to win, you mess with us, then we'll make sure no one makes it to the end," Vaas said to the other competitors in a threatening tone.

"But if you keep on our good side, then everything will be good," Vaas said to the others as Olivier, Sonya, and Mirko didn't look scared.

"I'm not afraid of him or that punk, I have seen and dealt worse, these guys are just target practice to me," Olivier said.

Then it switches over to Caged Blades.

"Vaas and Duncan, yeah I'm not too scared of them, if they come near me, I'll taser them," Sonya said.

"I love this girl," Johnny said.

Then it switches over to Team Bunny.

"Two Quirkless punks think they can test me, oh they are messing with the wrong bunny," Mirko said.

"Last Quirkless criminal that got in my way, let's just say he ended up in hospital bed for two and a half months," Mirko said.

Soon, Duncan was talking with Bananas.

"So Duncan, ready to hook up with some ladies here?" Bananas asked Duncan.

"No way, after my last two flings, I'm just going to focus on winning, I don't want another fling to get even worse than my time with Courtney and Gwen," Duncan said.

"Sure," Bananas said as he didn't believe a word Duncan said.

"Yeah I feel like he might hook up, if he does he will be Total Drama's version of Cory (Wharton)," Bananas said.

Then another SUV pulls up and out comes the thirty-third pair of this competition, which was two women. One woman has dark skin, long purple hair done in a ponytail, wearing a blue t-shirt with white cuffs and collar, light blue jeans, and black sneakers. The other woman was short in stature, with black hair done with braids on each side covered in white cloth, wearing a black long sleeve shirt with a black cat on it, blue jeans with black and yellow stingers on it, and black and white sneakers.

"We are here," the short woman said as the SUV leaves.

"Did I do a good job Lady Yoruichi?" the woman asked her partner, which was Yoruichi Shihōin.

"Yes Suì-Fēng," Yoruichi said to her partner, which was Suì-Fēng, as she pats her head.

Suì-Fēng looked serious on the outside, but on the inside she was screaming with excitement.

"I'm Suì-Fēng," Suì-Fēng said.

"Yoruichi Shihōin," Yoruichi said.

"We are Squad 2," Suì-Fēng said.

"After I unexpectedly left the Soul Society, I wanted to make up to Suì-Fēng for that and I decided to sign us up for this show," Yoruichi said.

"And I will do everything in my power to protect Lady Yoruichi from any kind of harm that comes her way," Suì-Fēng said.

"You don't need to do that Suì-Fēng, I can protect myself," Yoruichi said to Suì-Fēng.

"Sorry Lady Yoruichi, I just don't want anything to happen to you," Suì-Fēng said to Yoruichi.

"Nothing will happen, I swear," Yoruichi said.

Suì-Fēng then walks around a bit as she looks at each guy with intenseness in her eyes.

"Listen up men, Lady Yoruichi is the most awesome and greatest girl I know, and if you so happen to hurt her, you'll all pay," Suì-Fēng said to the men in an angry tone.

"Why should I be afraid of you?" Olivier asked Suì-Fēng.

"I'm a captain," Suì-Fēng said.

"Really, captain, with your height, I don't see it," Olivier said to Suì-Fēng as she felt like Suì-Fēng wasn't a threat to her.

"Oh really," Suì-Fēng said in an angry tone as she was about to lunge at her.

But then, Yoruichi holds back Suì-Fēng as Suì-Fēng was struggling to get free.

"Suì-Fēng calm down, just ignore her," Yoruichi said to Suì-Fēng.

"Sorry about her, she's just very protective of me," Yoruichi said to Olivier.

"Well it seems we got a very angry lesbian on this show," Bananas said quietly.

Then it shows Suì-Fēng along in the confessional.

"Yes I care about Yoruichi so much, I would hate myself if anything happened to her," Suì-Fēng said.

"She is so amazing with her kindness, her playfulness, the nice long hair, her smooth skin, those breasts and ass, her awesome fashion sense, those combat skills, she is my dream girl," Suì-Fēng said as she starts to blush over her friend.

Then, Suì-Fēng looks forward and realize something.

"Wait, it's still on," Suì-Fēng said and then she gets angry.

Suì-Fēng then punches the camera in anger.

Soon, Yoruichi lets go of Suì-Fēng as Suì-Fēng brushes herself off.

Then another SUV comes into the lot and out comes the thirty-fourth pair, which was a man and a woman. The man has short black hair and beard, wearing a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a blue and red striped tie, black dress pants, and black dress shoes. The woman has brown hair done in a ponytail, wearing a burgundy t-shirt with a black track jacket over it, dark blue jeans, and black boots.

"This is it," the woman said.

"Definitely a unique cast," the man said as he looks at the other competitors.

"Hello I'm Maggie Bell," the woman known as Maggie Bell said.

"I'm Omar Adom Zidan, or O.A. for short," the man known as O.A. said.

"We are The FBI," Maggie said.

"Being FBI agents, we have seen our fair share of danger," Maggie said.

"Drug lords, kidnappers, cult leaders, murderers, hackers, the works," O.A. said.

"So this competition should be a breeze," Maggie said.

"Yeah if we can take down someone like Vargas, then we should win this," O.A. said.

"Also, Jubal, Isobel, Scola, and Tiffany bet that we are can outlast any law enforcement in this thing," Maggie said.

"Oh god I don't want to go home first," O.A. said.

The FBI then walk over to L.A. SWAT as Luca recognize the pair.

"Looks like we got the FBI in here," Luca said.

"FBI," Becky said in shock.

"For real," Amethyst said in shock.

"Please tell me Sarah Rice didn't send you," Bananas begs The FBI.

"Who?" Maggie asked Bananas.

"Never mind," Bananas said.

"Listen here, L.A. SWAT is ready to crush the New York's FBI unit," Luca said.

"Oh really, well we are here to prove that we don't need SWAT to get the job done," O.A. said.

"Well we are here to prove that SWAT is way better than FBI," Street said.

"Oh you're so wrong, FBI is way better," Maggie said to Street.

"Oh I can't wait to beat you," Luca said to the pair.

"So do we," O.A. said.

"Oh I so want to put these FBI agents in their place," Luca said.

"But remember at the end of day, we all have a similar job, to take down the bad guys," Street said to Luca.

"True, but this is different," Luca said.

Then it switches over to The FBI.

"If we get eliminated to L.A. SWAT, we will be humiliated for months," Maggie said.

"Yeah that would be worse than losing to the New York SWAT," O.A. said.

"But let's hope it doesn't come down to it," Maggie said to O.A.

"I hope so," O.A. said.

Soon enough, another SUV pulls up into the lot and out comes the thirty-fourth pair, which was two women. The first woman has black hair with bits of blonde in it, wearing a silver t-shirt that read "Hayter's Gonna Hate" on it, black leather pants, and black boots. The second woman has black hair done in a ponytail, wearing a black t-shirt with four playing cards on it and over top of it was a black leather jacket, black jeans, and black and white sneakers.

Once the SUV leaves, Becky recognize the second woman in that pair.

"Baszler," Becky said in shock as that second woman was indeed Shayna Baszler.

"Sup Becks, you miss me?" Shayna asked Becky with an evil smile on her face.

"No," Becky said.

"You know her?" Pony asked Becky.

"Oh yes I do," Becky said.

"I'm Shayna Baszler," Shayna said.

"Hello I'm Jamie Hayter," the other woman known as Jamie Hayter said.

"We are Team Hayter Baszler," Jamie said.

"You are all asking, why are two women from rival promotions in this team," Jamie said.

"Well we are here to prove we don't need our friends to make it big," Shayna said.

"Shayna doesn't need Ronda, and I don't need Britt Baker, D.M.D., even though we are great friends," Jamie said.

"I really want to win this and to possibly beat Becky would make it all sweeter," Shayna said.

"And to win this as this AEW Women's Champion would make it great as well," Jamie said.

Team Hayter Baszler walks over to the others as Jamie had her title in her left hand.

"Is that yours?" Lisanna asked Jamie.

"Yes," Jamie said as he holds out her championship belt.

"Want to touch it?" Jamie asked Lisanna.

"Yes please," Lisanna said as she was about to touch the belt.

But then, Jamie yanks the belt away from Lisanna.

"Sorry, but only former champions are allowed to touch it," Jamie said in a cocky tone and then Shayna gets into Lisanna's face.

"Listen girly, you try and touch the belt and your elbow will be broken like a twig," Shayna said to Lisanna in a threatening tone as this got through Lisanna loud and clear.

"Got it," Lisanna said in a scared tone as Shayna looks at Becky.

"Oh and Becks, I can't wait to beat you and win that prize," Shayna said to Becky.

"Oh you won't get far," Becky said to Shayna.

"I'm not afraid of Shayna, I beat her at Wrestlemania and I'll beat her here," Becky said.

"You tell her honey," Seth said to Becky.

Then another SUV pulls up into the lot and out comes one half of the thirty-fifth pair. It was a man with dark skin, with black hair that was done in these thin dreadlocks and in a ponytail, short black beard, wearing a silver jacket without a shirt underneath, black jeans, and black sneakers.

The other racers look on as the man was about to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me introduce my partner for this event. He is the winner of the 2021 NXT Breakout Tournament, the unifier of the NXT Cruiserweight Championship, a two time NXT North American Champion, and the man that lead NXT 2.0 to their win at WarGames," the man said as he takes a five second pause.

"Please welcome, Carmelo Hayes," the man said.

Then, Carmelo Hayes exits the SUV. He has black hair that is done in a very small bun in the back with unique patterns shaved on top of it, black goatee and moustache combo, wearing sunglasses, black jacket with no shirt underneath, light blue jeans with a black belt, and blue and yellow sneakers.

"Oh great just what we need, two overrated NXT rookies here," Seth said in an annoyed tone.

"Yo I'm Carmelo Hayes with my boy, Trick Williams," Carmelo said.

"Sup," the man known as Trick Williams said.

"We are Team Melo," Carmelo said.

"We have dominated NXT by storm and we're here to dominate everyone here," Carmelo said.

"Yeah, we are here to play and win," Trick said.

"We are the biggest pair here and the biggest moneymakers of this event because Melo. Is. Money," Carmelo said.

"And everyone is going to feel what we can do here," Trick said.

"If people want to come after me, I'll them known that, Melo. Don't. Miss," Carmelo said.

Soon, the SUV leaves as Team Melo stood there as Carmelo looked very smug.

"Bow down to greatness," Carmelo said to the others as the other competitors didn't look too happy.

"F**k no," AVGN said in anger.

"Yeah right," Jordan said.

"Hey Melo, you think you can beat me, think again asshole," Seth said to Carmelo.

"Oh big talk coming from a fossil back in the early NXT days," Carmelo said.

"Trick is not going to help you cheat to win," Seth said to Carmelo.

"Yeah we'll beat you fair and square," Becky said to Carmelo and Trick.

"Oh bring it on," Carmelo said.

"Yeah," Trick said.

"Oh I'm going to win and beat everyone here, then I'm going to rub my victory in Seth's ugly face," Carmelo said.

"Yeah and afterwards, will take him to the barbershop for a new style," Trick said.

Another SUV then pulls up as the thirty-sixth pair exits the vehicle, which was two guys. The first man has grey hair, wearing a black dress shirt with a black leather jacket over it, blue jeans with a black belt around it, and brown boots. The other guy has dark skin, with short black hair and beard, wearing a dark orange dress shirt, dark blue jeans, and black dress shoes.

"This is it," the grey haired man said as the SUV leaves.

"No turning back," the grey haired man said as he looks at the competition.

"I'm Hank Voight," the grey haired man known as Hank Voight said.

"Kevin Atwater," the other man known as Kevin Atwater said.

"We are District 21," Voight said.

"We are here to represent Chicago and the Chicago Police Department," Voight said.

"We have dealt with criminals on the streets of Chicago, so this competition is a nice break for us," Atwater said.

"We are ready to win it and I'm not afraid to use my tactics to get to it," Voight said.

"Hopefully it won't come to it," Atwater said.

"Eh," Voight said.

District 21 looks around at the others as Voight keeps his eyes on Duncan.

"So your the juvie punk I heard about," Voight said to Duncan.

"Yeah," Duncan said.

"Lucky for you, I'm off duty," Voight said to Duncan.

"I may be a cop, but I'm not afraid to get dirty, like shattering kneecaps and breaking fingers dirty," Voight said to the others as most of them look on in fear.

"We got crooked cops, who the f**k is bringing these people," Nostalgia Critic said in shock.

Then, another SUV pulls up into the lot and out comes the thirty-seventh pair, which was two guys. One man has short grey hair, wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a unbuttoned grey dress shirt over top of it with the sleeves rolled up, blue jeans, and black dress shoes. The other guy was a little bit heavy, he has short auburn hair and moustache, wearing a grey t-shirt with a dark blue short sleeve unbuttoned dress shirt over it, dark blue jeans, and brown shoes.

"We are here Mouch," the grey haired man said to his partner known as Mouch, as the SUV leaves the area.

"Yes Herrmann, and it is a unique cast, I think I have seen a few of them on TV," Mouch said to his friend known as Herrmann.

Soon, The Nostalgia Critic then walks forward as he recognize the voice. But then he becomes annoyed when he sees who it belongs to.

"You're not Joe Pesci," Nostalgia Critic said to Herrmann in disappointment.

"Why do people think I'm Joe Pesci?" Herrmann asked Mouch.

"It's the voice," Mouch said.

"I'm Chris Herrmann," Herrmann said.

"I'm Randall McHolland, or Mouch for short," Mouch said.

"We are Firehouse 51," Herrmann said.

"We represent the fine firefighters of Chicago and are looking for a win," Mouch said.

"It would be awesome to see two veteran firefighters win something like this and the money would be great," Herrmann said.

"The money would help make some major upgrades to Molly's," Herrmann said.

"As for me, the money would help buy a big TV for the station, a new couch, and with some leftover for a vacation with my beautiful wife," Mouch said.

"Hey Trudy, I'm ready to bring the money home," Mouch said as he waves to his wife back home.

Firehouse 51 then looks to see the familiar District 21.

"Voight, you're here," Herrmann said to Voight in shock.

"Oh Herrmann, yeah I'm here with Atwater," Voight said to Herrmann.

"They must know each other," Ling said.

"And you could feel the tension from here," Lumpy said.

"Maybe a cup of Wilkins Coffee can cool the mood," Wilkins said.

"I thought we wouldn't have to see you," Herrmann said to Voight.

"Well you're wrong, I'm here to win and bring the money back to the 21st precinct," Voight said.

"No way, Firehouse 51 is taking that money," Herrmann said.

"Oh we'll see," Voight said.

"Oh Mouch, Trudy told me to say "hi" to you," Voight said to Mouch.

"Oh hi," Mouch said as he looks over at Luca.

"Hey Herrmann, does that guy look like Welch?" Mouch asked Herrmann as he looks at Luca as well.

"Yeah, but in a SWAT uniform," Herrmann said as Luca was watching it.

"Why are they looking at me?" Luca asked Street.

"Do you know them?" Street asked Luca.

"No I don't," Luca said.

"But they know you," Street said to Luca.

"It must be a coincidence," Luca said.

Soon another SUV pulls up and out comes the second-last pair of this show, which was a man and a woman. The man has short black hair, wearing this all black outfit, and white domino mask. The woman has wavy platinum blonde hair done in pigtails, wearing a white hooded sweatshirt with a black blazer over it, red leggings, and brown boots.

Soon, the SUV drives away as Chadtronic was getting a bit excited over it.

"Oh yes, more anime," Chadtronic said in an excited tone.

"This is certainly something," the woman said.

"Yes it is," the man said.

"I'm Ann Takamaki," the woman known as Ann Takamaki said.

"Joker," the man known as Joker said.

"We are The Joker's Wild," Ann said.

"I know it's weird to have a thief on this show, but considering who else is here, I don't think I'm too out of place," Joker said.

"I want to see what the thing has to offer, and to make some friends along the way," Ann said.

"What about the money?" Joker asked Ann.

"Oh the money would be fantastic, it would be enough for a large shopping spree," Ann said.

"Of course," Joker said.

"But for me, the money would be great for The Phantom Thieves, gives us some major upgrades for heists," Joker said.

"But we got to win this thing first," Ann said to Joker.

"Yes we do," Joker said to Ann.

Mario then looks on as he recognize Joker.

"So we meet again Joker," Mario said to Joker.

"You know him?" Dawn asked Mario.

"Smash Bros., it's always f***ing Smash Bros.," AVGN said.

"Oh look who's here, I wouldn't expect the famed Mario to be here," Joker said.

"We'll let me explain something Joker, we aren't in Smash Bros. and I'm looking forward to prove what I got to take you out," Mario said to Joker.

"Oh we'll see," Joker said.

"Joker was tough when he was put in Smash Bros., now with him here, he'll prove hard to take out," Luigi said in a scared tone.

"I'm not afraid, I'm looking forward to take him out," Mario said.

There was one more pair left to appear and then another SUV pulls up to the lot. Then this weird alarm sounds off as The Young Bucks knew who that pair.

"Oh god," Matt groaned a bit.

"Who are they?" Snake asked Matt and Nick.

"The Acclaimed," Nick said.

Then, out comes the last pair which was indeed Max Caster (with his short black hair, wearing a black and pink Acclaimed cap, black and pink Acclaimed basketball jersey, blue jeans with pink scissors all over it, and black and pink sneakers) and Anthony Bowens (with his very short black hair and goatee, wearing a black and pink Acclaimed t-shirt with scissors all over it, blue jeans, and black and pink sneakers), The Acclaimed.

"Yo, yo, yo, listen," Max said as he was about perform one of his signature raps.

"Acclaimed is here to prove the best, and not some douche like Kanye West. Yo, we look so cool, and we're about to shoot down some Chinese balloons. This cast may not look great, but hey it's better than Andrew Tate. We are here to bring the noise, and also f**k them Ass Boys," Max singed.

"Everyone, The Acclaimed have arrived," Anthony said in a very excited tone as he did the scissors motion with his right hand.

"Scissor me Daddy Ass," Anthony said as he and Max were about to perform their scissor technique, until they stopped.

"Damn it, forgot that Daddy Ass isn't here," Max said.

"We have been used to him around doing it, that without him feels empty to us," Anthony said.

The Acclaimed look on to see the rest of the competitors in this thing.

"Hey guys John Cena from 2003 called, he wants his gimmick back," Bananas said to The Acclaimed.

"Yo we are way better than Cena," Max said.

"Yeah Acclaimed is the best tag team in the world," Anthony said.

"I'm Max Caster," Max said.

"Anthony Bowens," Anthony said.

"We are The Acclaimed," Max and Anthony said.

"After losing our titles to Daddy Ass' bastard Ass Boys, we decided to enter whatever this thing is," Max said.

"Yeah we need to get out of this slump and winning this will get us back on track," Anthony said.

"Once we win, The Acclaimed will be up on top and we'll get our titles back," Max said.

"That's right Max because AEW stands for Acclaimed Every Wednesday," Anthony said in an amped up tone.

"Now let's scissor," Max said as he and Anthony did their usual scissor technique with their hands.

"Hey Acclaimed, afraid that we might beat you without Billy Gunn," Nick said to The Acclaimed.

"No we're not, you should be afraid, without your trios partner, Kenny Omega, or Brandon by your side," Max said to The Young Bucks as he and Anthony join the others.

"We have won the tag titles without Kenny, we can win this event without him," Matt said.

"So why do your scissors thing without scissors?" Nejire asked The Acclaimed.

"She's a bit out there," Anthony said quietly to Dawn.

"Yeah but she's adorable," Dawn said.

"This is a weird cast, but they all seem great," Anthony said.

"Imagine if we beat The Young Bucks, we could become legends," Max said to Anthony.

"Yeah legends," Anthony said.

All forty pairs were there as Bananas looks at the competition.

"This is a colorful cast, we got Total Drama contestants, pro wrestlers, animals, police and SWAT, firemen, seriously this is like if The Challenge had a multidimensional quality to it," Bananas said.

"I wonder what's going on?" Mary Jane asked.

"My guess is the government has gathered all of us here to execute us for knowing about everything inside Area 51," Dale said.

"Are you always this paranoid about the government?" Makima asked Dale.

"No, I'm also paranoid about the supernatural," Dale said.

Then, the competitors hear the sound of loud engine revving.

"What's the sound?" Lumpy asked.

Then, they see a blue and white 2014 McLaren 650s driving into the lot and doing some donuts as everyone watches on.

"Pretty good," Mario said.

"Holy shit, this driver must have played a lot of GTA V," Swagmaster said in an excited tone.

After five donuts, the super car stops and turns off. Once the driver's side door opens, out comes Drew Angelman as everyone looked confused.

"Okay it's either someone I don't know, or T.J. got a lot of plastic surgery," Jordan said.

Drew then walks over to the pack of competitors and stands a few feet away from them.

"Hello everyone," Drew said to the competitors.

"Who are you and where's T.J.?" Bananas asked Drew.

"I'm Drew Angelman and it was supposed to be T.J. Lavin hosting, but he's busy with The Challenge," Drew said.

"They're doing a season without me," Bananas said in shock.

"Or me," Jordan said.

"I'm sure they can handle a season without you two," Heather said to Bananas and Jordan.

"This is a wild cast, we got reality TV titans (The Challenge Gods and Team Total Drama), pro wrestlers from the big leagues (The Manly Visionaries and The Young Bucks) to developmental (Team Melo) to indie (The Kirks), we got reapers (Squad 2), work colleagues (Guards N' Retards), siblings (The Strauss Sisters), father and son (The Gribbles), legends of movie and ads (The Horror Legends and PSA Legends), classmates (Team 1-B), first responders (The Medics, L.A. SWAT, Firehouse 51, District 21), video game icons (The Mario Bros.), and even pairs that met on the spot (Team Bunny, The Aura-Chan, and Punkin' Crazy)," Drew said.

"Now you want to know why you're here?" Drew asked the pairs as most of them said "yes".

"Well you're all here to compete in a special competition," Drew said to the pairs.

"Please tell me it isn't an Amazing Race style show," Dan begged Drew.

"And I don't want to be on another island, after all the shit Chris pulled I don't want to be on another nightmare like that," Heather said.

"No it isn't, welcome to The Fandom Motor Rally," Drew said as everyone was pretty silent.

"Motor Rally, as in we're racing cars?" Herrmann asked Drew.

"Yes," Drew said.

"Isn't that bad for the environment?" Dawn asked Drew.

"Actually these cars aren't bad, you can drive from New York to L.A. on a single tank," Drew said.

"Actually that's impressive," Street said.

"Anyway, before you all got here you were all provided a catalog of vehicles courtesy of Mattel and Hot Wheels," Drew said to the pairs.

"That explained everything," Seth said.

"Yeah I thought someone pranked us," Jordan said.

"You chose your vehicle to race and to make things interesting, I wanted to see variety on the field, I don't want to see half of the field consisting of Ferraris and Lamborghinis," Drew said to the pairs.

"That would explain the limit on super cars," Bananas said.

"You forty pairs will be racing across numerous stages in order to win our grand prize," Drew said to the pairs.

"You want to know the grand prize?" Drew asked the pairs as they said "yes".

"How about a share of over a million dollars," Drew said as the pairs clapped and cheer for the prize.

"A million dollars, I can brag it in the face of Ashley," Bananas said.

Then it switches over to Punkin' Crazy.

"Oh it would be so great to win another million, I can add that to my another million I won," Duncan said.

Then it switches over to The Armstrongs.

"A million dollars, I hope it is all worth it," Olivier said.

"Are we staying here?" Justin asked Drew.

"No way, we're not having another The Island situation," Drew said as Bananas wanted to forget it.

"That is the win I want to forget about, that and The Ruins, god I hate that bitch Susie," Bananas said.

"There will be two buses to pick you all up and take you to your new house," Drew said to the pairs.

Then, two black school buses drive into the lot and their doors open up.

"Tell me you aren't serious?" Becky asked Drew.

"Oh I am," Drew said.

"Oh it has to be worth it," Carmelo said.

Soon, the forty pairs got onto the buses (twenty pairs on each bus) and take their seats. Once the doors close, the buses drive off the lot and head to the Rally House.

"I hope this house is nice," Itsuka said.

"I just pray it is not crap," Heather said.

"Do you think this will be like The Challenge house?" Bananas asked Jordan.

"I hope so," Jordan said.

"Was that house nice?" Lola asked Bananas and Jordan.

"Oh it is gorgeous," Bananas said.

"I just want to get a bed that isn't next to the competition," Seth said as he looks at The Young Bucks.

"Us too," Nick said.

"I hope no one snores," Lumpy said.

"Like we give a shit," AVGN said angrily.

"I have to be in a house with these f***ing lunatics, f***ing great," AVGN said in anger.

Meanwhile in the lot, Drew looks back at the camera.

"Well our forty pairs are here and are heading to the house, and tomorrow will be race day, so hopefully they are all prepared for it. Anyway we got more so stay tuned," Drew said to the people viewing this show.

To be continued


Well we got our forty pairs and it is one of the wildest groups ever. From YouTube stars to pro wrestlers, from mages to Soul Reapers, from legends of MTV to the military, this is going to be a wild one.

This fic is inspired by TV shows Bullrun (a road rally TV show that was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer, Goldberg) and The Challenge, as well as videos games Mario Kart, Hot Wheels: Unleashed, and a bit of Wreckfest, along with a bit of real life inspiration with the Gumball 3000 rally and the Dakar Rally. So expect a unique competition here.

Anyway, here is the full lineup of this field.

Race Field:

1. Johnny "Bananas" Devenanzio and Jordan Wiseley, The Challenge Gods (The Real World: Key West and The Real World: Portland)

2. Snake and Smokey Bear, The PSA Legends (Partnership for a Drug-Free America and U.S. Forest Service)

3. Lumpy and Dan, The Dumb and Angry (Happy Tree Friends and Dan Vs.)

4. Itsuka Kendo and Pony Tsunotori, Team 1-B (My Hero Academia)

5. Dominique Luca and Jim Street, L.A. SWAT (SWAT (2017 series))

6. Mario and Luigi, The Mario Bros. (Super Mario Bros.)

7. Chadtronic and Wraps the Mummy, Team Cursed

8. Swagmaster6969696969 and Chris Gordman, Guards N' Retards (SMG4)

9. Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, The Horror Legends (A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th)

10. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch, The Manly Visionaries (WWE)

11. The Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic, The Critics

12. Wilkins and Wontkins, Team Wilkins (Wilkins Coffee)

13. Brandon and Kasey Kirk, The Kirks (ICW: No Holds Barred)

14. Lisanna and Mirajane Strauss, The Strauss Sisters (Fairy Tail)

15. Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy (a.k.a. Spider-Gwen), Spidergirls (Marvel Comics)

16. Ling Xiaoyu and Panda, Team Tekken (Tekken)

17. Homer Simpson and Randy Marsh, The Dads (The Simpsons and South Park)

18. Hinata Hyuga and Fluttershy, Team Shy (Naruto/Naruto: Shippuden and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

19. Rumi Usagiyama (a.k.a. Mirko) and Lola Bunny, Team Bunny (My Hero Academia and Looney Tunes)

20. Heather and Justin, Team Total Drama (Total Drama)

21. Makima and Denji, Devil's Pets (Chainsaw Man)

22. Steven Universe and Amethyst, Team Smokey Quartz (Steven Universe)

23. Lapis Lazuli and Juvia Lockser, Water Splash (Steven Universe and Fairy Tail)

24. Matt and Nick Jackson, The Young Bucks (AEW)

25. Dale and Joseph Gribble, The Gribbles (King of the Hill)

26. Olivier Mira and Alex Louis Armstrong, The Armstrongs (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

27. Fuyumi Todoroki and Carly Carmine, Bespectacled Wild (My Hero Academia and Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

28. Howard "Chimney" Han and Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, The Medics (9-1-1)

29. Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade, Caged Blades (Mortal Kombat)

30. Ciclope and Miedo Extremo, Los Macizos (Game Changer Wrestling)

31. Dawn and Nejire Hado, The Aura-Chan (Total Drama and My Hero Academia)

32. Duncan and Vaas Montenegro, Punkin' Crazy (Total Drama and Far Cry 3)

33. Yoruichi Shihōin and Suì-Fēng, Squad 2 (Bleach)

34. Omar Adom "O.A." Zidan and Maggie Bell, The FBI (FBI)

35. Jamie Hayter and Shayna Baszler, Team Hayter Baszler (AEW and WWE)

36. Carmelo Hayes and Trick Williams, Team Melo (WWE NXT)

37. Hank Voight and Kevin Atwater, District 21 (Chicago P.D.)

38. Chris Herrmann and Randall "Mouch" McHolland, Firehouse 51 (Chicago Fire)

39. Joker and Ann Takamaki, The Joker's Wild (Persona 5)

40. Max Caster and Anthony Bowens, The Acclaimed (AEW)

We got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.