Mayo Chiki xover Ultraman. More notes at the bottom.
Also, I might have gone overboard abit...
In a peaceful town somewhere in Japan where the sun has now risen, it is usually the time where the people of Japan would wake up from their sleep and start their day by brushing their teeth and have a peaceful breakfast before going to work or go to school.
Though, the same cannot be said for a certain man however...Sakamachi Kinjirou, or better said, the former woke up everyday with a beating from his two female family members. For 8 years straight, he suffered every single day from their abuse being used as a sandbag. Despite that, he still loved and cherished them, for they are still his family and a promise to his father.
But now, things has changed after that one fateful yet tragic day...
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The Sakamachi Household
Inside a certain room within the house, there lies down a man with ruffled blue hair on his bed covered by his warm blanket. The man was enjoying a peaceful slumber, completely undisturbed by anything as he lies down comfortably with his hand held together as if he was meditating in his sleep.
But all good things come to an end eventually as the door to his bedroom was suddenly slammed opened and the lights in the room were turned on the instant as the unknown trespasser enters running towards the sleeping man, jumping into the air just as she got close.
No expert eyes were needed to explain what was happening as the intention is already as obvious as the action.
"Nii-san~! It's morning~!! Time to wake up~!!" The girl shouted as she descends unto him with their arms hugging their legs, forming a human cannonball.
Acting with superhuman reflex, the now known elder brother opens his eyes and swiftly gets off of his bed as he jumps out of the way, landing behind his assailant, safely avoided a morning gut attack as she lands on the bed instead of him.
"Kureha! How many times do I have to tell you to stop waking me up like that?!" He scolded her, only to be replied with a round house kick aimed for his head which he blocks with his arm, preventing the kick from connecting.
"Eh~? Why not? It's fun!" She pulls back her leg and jumps down from the bed, and proceeded to rush him with a flurry of punches. The full name of this young female fighter is Sakamachi Kureha, a first year in high-school. The girl is fond of wrestling and would always barge into her brother's room to test her new moves on him. In other words, the man was just a sandbag for her.
That is until, her brother started fighting back recently two years ago that she now makes him into her sparring partner at home.
"Whether it's fun or not isn't the problem!!" He reprimands her while blocking and dodging her attacks, taking steps backwards in order to get some space. This man who is known as Kureha's elder brother, is named Sakamachi Kinjirou, a second year high-school student."Seriously! You're gonna end up killing me someday!" He jumps away from her, gaining some distance.
"Then wouldn't that mean you have to keep on training then?" Kureha steps into her brother's personal space with a fist aimed for his abdomen. Just as her punch was about to connect, her fist was immediately stopped and caught in the hand of her elder brother.
"You brat..." A vein popped up, followed by two more with one in his forehead, temple and neck. "Listen to your brother damn it!!" He yells out in a furious tone with his eyes flared red.
The scenery changes to the hallway outside of his room where Kureha can be seen being thrown out of the room by her brother, ending with the door slammed shut behind her.
His action did not faze neither did it offend her as it was now the new recent norm in the Sakamachi family. Though the saying faze is an understatement, as Kureha seems to just enjoy it more as her smile had grown wider and glittering stars could be seen around her face.
The reason behind this is most likely due to the fact that her brother is now stronger than her and it makes that him her own rival!(self-proclaimed.) A man whom she wishes to defeat someday.
"Nii-san, I've made breakfast! So hurry up and come down when you're ready!" She shouted to him from the other side before she herself heads down to the dining room.
Back into the room, Sakamachi Kinjirou can be seen grabbing his glasses from his studying table, a red glasses that is rimless on the top.
"Haa...that girl." He sighs as he puts the glasses on to his face. Just as he did that, his nose began to let blood dripping out. Which he groaned in annoyance as he pulls out a piece of tissue from its box and wipes the blood while poking it inside his nose to make the bleeding stop.
Later on, he heads out downstairs still in his sleeping ware which consisted of a grey t-shirt with short black sleeves and a pair of dark green shorts. Just as he arrives into the dining room, he could see his sister already eating ahead of him. His eyes completely changed into eyes of dissapointments just as he sees what was for breakfast.
"Only tomatoes huh..." He says as he stares at the food on the table. The main menu today is nothing but tomatoes, all of them prepared in different styles; A tomato salad, tomato soup, tomato cup with the fillings of scrambled tomato and a set of tomato sushi. On the end of the table, there is a basket filled with unused tomatoes and cherry tomatoes.
"Thanks to you, my morning practice was perfect!" Kureha says with a mouthful of tomatoes. Now upon a further look, Kureha was a 167cm tall girl with luscious short light pink hair. Her outfit as of now consisted of a white t-shirt with a maroonish pink overall, a female uniform of her high-school.
"Don't speak with your mouth full! And morning practice?! You're in the crafts club! You're supposed to be practice crafting skills! Not wrestling!" Kinjirou reprimanded, not that it bothered her.
"Hey, that club is actually very serious, you know!" She says without stopping the food going into her mouth. "Our captain can even break a concrete block with one finger!"
Kinjirou gives up on correcting his sister. "...you joined such an absurd club right after starting school. What kind of crafts club even is that..."
"Oh yeah, we're planning to go camping in the mountains during Golden Week! It'll be a survival camp for three days and two nights!" She starts to clean up her plate.
"Alright, seriously!? What kind of club did you joined!?"
"I've always wanted to fight a bear anyway, so this is perfect!"
"Are you even listening?! Wait, a bear?!"
"Don't worry! I'll be fine! Mom even went to fight a tiger in India before!" She says while washing the dishes in the sink.
'Can you even still be able to call that woman a human...? Still can't believe a monstrous woman like her is our mother. In what way did Sakamachi Jirou even found her attractive??' He wondered with a sweat dropping from his forehead as he sits down on the chair. "I doubt fighting a bear would closen the power gap between you and mom. You should just give it up." He says while taking a sip from the bowl of tomato soup.
"That's why before mom comes back, I'll train hard enough to beat you and then defeat mom!" She says enthusiastically. "Anyways, I'll head out first! See you at school!" With that, she walks out of the house and goes to school.
"Heh." Kinjirou grins in disdain as he puts down the bowl of soup. "Will that woman really come back though?" He falls into a deep thought as he began to think of the life of Sakamachi Kinjirou has went through. 'Her son got into an accident two years ago and fall into a coma for months and yet she never even paid him a visit. It really begs the question whether that mother truly loved her son or not. But then again, who am I to judge? I've never even met that woman. Because after all...I am not Sakamachi Kinjirou.' He thought with a dark face, as if there's a pang of guilt eating him from the inside. He takes a look and the clock on the wall and sees that the time is about to reach seven o'clock. "Ah shoot! I better hurry or I'll be late!" He quickly starts munching on his breakfast.
Sakamachi Kinjirou?'s POV
Now then, where should I start? Gotta help you guys catch up with what's going right? Welp, as usual, the way I always do it, we start everything from scratch!
First of all, I am Zero. Ultraman Zero! An ultra warrior descended from the Land of Light! The Homeworld of all Ultramen across the galaxies! Is what I want to say, if I could. As you can see, I am in the body of a young human man that is still in his teens and is attending high-school. Which is honestly quite bad.
How is this bad you might ask?
To begin with, I have no idea how I got into the body of this man. Absolutely no idea. Previously, from before I got to this Earth, me, my old man, and all of the other ultramen were in a war with an evil entity that could or could not be said worse than Belial.
That guy can control and manipulate kaijus just like Belial. What's worse, he can even revive them from dolls using whatever device he had on him. Because of that we had a hard time fighting back.
Then that guy came, an Ultraman that I've never seen nor heard of before. He had crystal-like armor all over his body; his head, chest, forearm and legs. And every time he uses his power, those crystals glow in accordance to the type of power he channels out.
Our battle continued for quite some time until a massive explosion occurred, it blinded us all and engulfed the entire planet that we were on. The last thing I saw was that all of us, both kaijus and ultramen, were slowly being turned into dolls.
After that, I couldn't see anything. It was just pure black of darkness. I thought that was the end of it, but no! I saw a light amidst of the darkness. It was as if the light was calling out to me. If this was my second chance to fight back against evil, I'll take it without hesitation!
But then, I only woke up to find myself in a human hospital on earth. In the body of a human I don't even know! Did I assimilate myself with this guy? When the heck did I got a chance to do that while being sealed inside of a damn doll?!
Anyways, that should have summed everything up. I'm about to arrive the school this guy goes to. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you guys something important.
As much as I can use my Space Martial Arts and still have all my experiences in fighting, I can't use my powers, literally. And I don't even have my (Zero brace's). Believe me, I want to know where it went as well. And this guy who's body I'm borrowing? I can't find his conciousness anywhere. Seriously, where is he? It's like he went to the afterlife the same moment I transmigrated into his body! I really hope he didn't die though. Because I know for a fact that the Ultraman we just met back there is still fighting, and once he wins, all of the sealed ultramen should return to normal inluding me. But if both me and this guy is gone...this might turn into something difficult one day.
Reader P.O.V
Different Narrator here.
Nearing Rouran Academy, a number of students can be seen coming from left and right as they arrive. Some came together and some were alone. Normally, when you arrive to school, you would quickly head to your class and sit there waiting for your homeroom teacher, or maybe buy some breakfast at the cafeteria if you didn't had some.
But no, about a dozen of them can be seen standing by the gates. Most of them were female students, leaving only a few boys surrounded by them. All of them were seemingly waiting for something.
As that was happening, Kinjirou can be seen approaching the school gate with his bag held over his shoulder. His outfit had also changed to that of a student's uniform, consisting of a white long sleeved t-shirt layered over a black one, wears a pair of black trousers and shoes, and under his collar was a blue necktie that is pulled down slightly than how it is supposed to be.
Just as he was walking, a black car drives by him and stops by the gates of the school. All of the students that had been waiting there turn eyes towards the vehicle.
'Ah, here we go again.' Kinjirou stops a few meters away from the crowd, as he knows what's coming and wishes to avoid it.
The door from the passenger seat opens up, revealing a butler coming out of it. The butler was actually quite young. He had light orange hair tied in a ponytail with a brown ribbon, soft blue eyes and a petite stature about 165cm tall.
The name of this butler was Konoe Subaru, 18 years old. The Konoe family has been serving the Suzutsuki Clan for generations, and Subaru is the latest and current butler to the daugther of the Suzutsuki Head, Kanade.
Konoe heads to the rear passenger door and opens it up, reaching his hand in for his mistress to take it.
"Milady, if I may?" Just as the butler was just doing his job, all the girls in the area started squealing as they watch him gracefully doing his duty.
'Konoe Subaru...' Kinjirou eyes him closely, as watches him walking alongside Kanade. 'I doubt there's no one in this academy that does not know that name. That guy is honestly very annoying. No matter what or where he does something in the school, the girls would just squeal at about everything and the teachers wouldn't even do anything about it!'
"I'm jealous...I'm so jealous!" Kinjirou's eyes widens as hears a voice speaking beside him. As he turns to the side, he finds one of Kinjirou's friend standing there with his arms crossed. "I want to be Suzutsuki Kanade's butler too!" He says with a smug as he daydreams about it.
Having gotten used to it, Kinjirou shooks his head whilst shrugging.
"Sure, sure, go ahead and do it then." He walks ahead, leaving his friend behind. Earning a surprise from him.
"Man, you sure aren't interested in this huh?" He says as he catches up to him.
"Oh no, no~! I'm actually interested~ yay~" Kinjirou answers lazily.
Whilst inside the school
During a homeroom session, Konoe can be seen standing gracefully by Kanade whilst holding a book as she sits on her table.
"""Kyaaaa~~!!"""
During physical education, just as Kanade finishes running around the field, Konoe gracefully hands her a towel.
"""Kyaaa~~!!"""
During break time where the students were in the cafeteria having their lunch--
"""Kyaaa~~~!!"""
I wasn't finish...
And then, outside by the female restroom, Konoe stands patiently in the corridor as he waits for Kanade to come out. As she exits the restroom, Konoe hands her a hankerchief.
"Thank you, Subaru." Kanade thanks him as she takes it from his hand.
"Milady, would you be so kind as to wait on the ground floor? I have to go and water some flowers." He informs her. Kanade responds with a nod as she allows him to go. Having received her permission, Konoe walks off and heads for the men's restroom that located at another location.
Well...do I need to do this again?
Author : yes.
Damn it.
All the girls that were also in the corridor watches him with heart shaped eyes as he leaves, they were all swooning over him. Ah...one of them slipped on a banana...why was that there? That wasn't supposed to be there.
"You're kidding me...it just keeps happening over and over again." Kinjirou groans as he gives an annoyed stare at Konoe whilst massages his ears to alleviate the pain he was having due to the shrill voices caused by the girls every time Konoe does something butler-ly. "Why of all people I could have shared my classes with, it just had to be with them."
"Dude, don't tell me you're..." His friend from earlier...does this man has no name?
Author : ...
Okay...we'll just call him Saru. Saru suddenly appears beside him once again, staring at him with suspicious eyes.
"Hmm?" Kinjirou turns to see Saru there. "When did you get here?" He says surprised. Just as he was talking, two girls from the opposite site of the corridor was walking towards them, these girls were Kinjirou and Saru classmates.
They were just chatting with one another, but just as they got close to Kinjirou, one of them noticed a lint coming out of Kinjirou's shirt.
"So then, he was like...hm? Sakamachi-kun, you've got some lint on your--" The female student raises her hand towards him.
As he sees the hand of the opposite gender reaching towards him, all of Kinjirou's senses flared up. His insticts screams to him to jump away, but Kinjirou had trained for this. The original Sakamachi Kinjirou would have started running already due to the gynophobia he developed over the years, and this would prove a hindrance to Zero's plan.
He has hope for the Ultra Warrior who had appeared back in the galaxy to break them free of their curse, but that doesn't mean he could just lay around and not do anything to reach back to his Ultra family that could have fallen anywhere!
Even without his powers as an Ultraman, he should still make an effort to find his way back to them. Zero as Kinjirou plans to become an aerospace engineer, so he could make a ship that could fly off far into space like the ZAP SPACY. And this gynophobia could become an obstacle to him should there ever be where he will find a female as his coworker.
Now back to the matter at hand, to fight back against his fear, Kinjirou forces his body to not move with all his willpower. A limb of his fails to accept the order however as it manages to break free and tries to step backwards, though Kinjirou was able to regain control and forcefully puts the foot down with a stomp, accidentally crushing Saru's foot however, causing him to scream in pain with tears running down from his eyes.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" He cried.
"Ah, my bad Kurose." Kinjirou quickly apologized, with a hand gesture. As he lifts his foot over, Saru started jumping around with one leg, with his hands holding his injured other. Wait, hold on, his name was Kurose? "Now what were you saying, Sajima-san?" He smiled at her, playing it off like nothing happened.
Said Sajime dropped a sweat at how reacted but chooses not to pursue the matter.
"Ah...there's a lint coming out of your shirt...is what I was saying." She says pointing to it.
"Oh? Ah, I hadn't noticed. Thank you." He pulls the lint off, thankfully nothing else ripped out.
"Y-yeah...no problem."
"Huh, so you're actually fine with them." Kurose exclaims as he jumps closer to him, still holding onto his foot.
"What does that supposed to mean?" Kinjirou sends him a dirty look.
"Nah, I was kinda sure you were into guys."
This earned a shock from both Kinjirou and the girls in the vicinity, all with different expressions. Kinjirou had a broken glasses emoji with a "Huh...?" coming from him, while the some of the girls had starry eyes and some were disgusted.
"On what basis that made you think that I'm into men???" He finally asks, feeling very confused.
"Cuz you don't even talk to the girls in our class." Kurose puts a hand on his shoulder. "That's why there's been rumours recently, that because Sakamachi Kinjirou has so little interest in girls, he must like guys."
"Don't call me by my full name! And hold on, that's the reason you all been giving me weird looks lately?!"
"I noticed you checking out Subaru-sama just now you know..." A vein popped on Kinjirou's forehead.
"You should really get your eyes checked because there is a friggin difference between checking people out and giving them staring daggers!!"
"I still remember the days when we shared our porn mags..." Kurose says with a sad face. Having past his limit of patience, Kinjirou delivers a high kick at Kurose's chin, causing him to be launched into the air and falls to the floor knocked out as his pupils goes into his brain.
"It's only the third day of school this semester...Are you really gonna ruin my reputation now?!" Kinijrou states angrily at the fainted Saru. He then looks at the girls that just watched that happened, some of them bent their knees when he turned his way to them. Suddenly, his stomach started turning, causing him some pain as he holds his hands to his abdomen. "Get some of the guys from the class and get him to the infirmary. I'm going to the restroom." He tells them as he leaves.
Whilst he was on his way, right at the corner where he switched hallways, a girl bumps into his chest. Due to his taller stature than the girl, he remained standing while the maiden falls to the floor along with his glasses as the impact caused an inertia effect. (I didn't finished my physics course, sue me if I'm wrong.)
"Are you alright?" Kinjirou asks the person in front of him as he picks up his glasses, not noticing that it was another girl. Just as he puts on his glasses, his insticts screamed again.
"Ah! You've given me an idea! A love story that began with someone dropping their glasses! I've gotta write it down!" The person that bumped into him was female student with tanned skin, wears a black rimless top glasses with a little extra accessory of a pair of cat ears hair band on her head.
Unable to retain his control anymore, Kinjirou immediately starts running away screaming. The female student looks behind her in wonder as she watches him leaving in a hurry.
"Hmm~?"
In the men's restroom
Kinjirou can be seen standing by the sink, looking into the mirror as he throughly examine his nose. Seeing that there's no blood coming out, he breaths out a relaxed sigh.
"Safe..." The sound of his stomach grumbling can be heard, he brings his hands to his stomach again. "Urgh...I ate too much tomatoes.." He turns around and walks towards the stalls, going to one of them and opening the door.
The sound of a piano playing in the background can be heard as Kinjirou was met with the sight of Konoe Subaru in the same stall putting on his...panties...
"Konoe...Subaru...?" Kinjirou says his name slowly, surprised to see him there and was also wondering why the door wasn't locked. It could be because the lock was broken. "Uhh...gomen," He raises the apologizing handsign. "it seems that the lock's broken. Ehehe...uhh, I'll take my leave now. Sorry again." He closes the stall door and leaves the restroom, walking like a robot.
The urge of needing to use the restroom disappears completely from him along with the pain he had been feeling inside his stomach. The shock had been too strong for him as he stands outside. The famous and most respected (second to the principal and his daugther) butler is a pervert?
"Panties...he was wearing panties...why was he wearing panties? Is this some kind of trend that some boys on this earth do? Or could it be that its a tradition of the Konoe family?!" He ponders about it for awhile before he laughs it off. "Ahahaha, well everyone has their own secrets. I should respect them." Having put the thought aside, Kinjirou puts his hands in his pockets and was about to walk off to his class. Though that was until he heard the voice of Konoe calling to him with a menacing tone, putting him to a halt.
"Jirou...Sakamachi Kinjirou, you saw them didn't you...?"
Kinjirou was surprised. A human could exert this level aura that can even slightly intimidate him? He has met with many enemies that always let out their evil aura but none of them ever intimidated him. It was his duty as a ultra warrior to defeat the evil-doers across the galaxy, so he has never felt fear in his entire life.
"If you're going to continue to be silent, then I'll ask you again. You saw my panties didn't you?" Konoe asks him again as he walks out of the restroom. Kinjirou calmly turns around to face him with his hands still in his pockets.
"Panties? What are you talking about? I didn't see anything." He denies Konoe's claim. He didn't want to make an enemy of him, he only had a year left before he finishes school. And if he were to get expelled just because of this, it'll slim his chance to get into a high ranking institute. Konoe was the butler of the Suzutsuki Clan after all.
"Do you mean to say that you didn't see them, when you were staring at it so intently?"
Kinjirou's body tenses, having honed his combat experiences he could feel the hostility of those around him. And without a doubt, this butler was out to kill him right here right now.
"Don't bother denying it. I know you saw them. You even burned them into your memory, didn't you? You opened the door because you wanted to see my panties, didn't you?" Konoe says as he glares at Kinjirou with his blue eyes.
"Who the heck would want to look at your panties?! Well, I am a human man," He muttered these words in a low tone. "But even I wouldn't get excited to such childish panties of yours!" He realizes to late to his own words. "Shit..."
"Well forgive me for wearing underwear with character prints. Regardles, if you didn't see them, how do you know how they look like?"
"Well I'll be damned." Kinjirou shrugged. "People who play by the mouth are more terrifying than those that play mind attacks." Konoe smirked at this, now he has a chance to pummel him. "Now what are you gonna do? Silence me?" Kinjirou pulls out his hands, ready to defend himself.
"That's pretty much...What I'm about to do!!" Konoe dashes at him with his fist aimed at his stomach, aiming to knock him out. But then finds himself shocked as he sees his fist got caught in Kinjirou's hand. In retaliation, Kinjirou raises free hand and performs a palm strike aimed at Konoe. In the quick moment, Konoe quickly jumps away before it even touched him.
(2 seconds...)
"I'm impressed. You're the first one to ever defended against me. It looks like you're not all skinny."
"Hmph, I could say the same thing to you." Kinjirou says in confidence whilst using his thumb to wipe his face. "Despite being short, you punch hard. I even felt it." He says as he swings his hand that he used to defend against Konoe.
"Well thank you for the compliment. Let us get serious then."
"Hmm?" Kinjirou frowned.
"You know my secret. And for that reason, you must be eliminated." Kinjirou grimaces as he hears this. "Don't worry, I won't kill you. I will only be taking your memories."
'What?! Humans can do those things now?!' Kinjirou's eyes widens.
"My family knows of a secret memory-erasing technique that has been passed down from ancient times."
"And that is...?" Konoe pulls down his necktie before he answers.
"I'll hit you. And I'll keep hitting you until your memories are gone. That is the butler memory erasing technique!" He states confidently with his fist ready.
Kinjirou drops a sweat to his answer. "That's not an ancient technique, you're just giving people brain damage."
"No need to fret, it'll end quickly soon enough. When you regain concsiousness, you'll be lying on a hospital bed muttering; "Where am I? Who am I?" things like that. A clean ending for a disgusting pervert."
"Tch, warui, but I already lost my memories once and I'm not gonna lose them again." Kinjirou states as he gets ready to fight, taking the stance he had been using since his time as an ultra warrior. 'She was already brought to tears last time, and I'm not gonna favour taking in another image of that.' Kinjirou vowed as he thinks of Kureha.
"Ara? That actually make things easy for me. The sooner you forget, the better things are. Now prepare yourself!"
Konoe darts at him with a punch, but was countered with Kinjirou grabbing him by the arm and throwing him over his shoulder. He aimed to slam Konoe into the floor, but he quickly spins himself to break release and jumps away.
"Tch!" Konoe clicked his tongue in frustration as he dashes at Kinjirou again but this time without jumping, he unleashes a fury of punches and round-house kicks, forcing Kinjirou to be completely on defensive with dodging and blocking.
On some of the punches he was giving, Konoe tries to grab ahold of him so he break through his defenses but Kinjirou was slick that he manages to break off any attempts but was forced to sacrifice the sleeves of his shirt, revealing his muscles that he had hidden from everyone.
Konoe's eyes widens as she saw them, genuinely shocked. Why had he been hiding them? And they were this big?? But that doesn't matter, all he needs to do is just to beat him and erased his memories.
"Not bad, really not bad. You fight real good." Kinjirou compliments him as he wipes his face with his thumb again. "Its been awhile since I've finally found myself fighting someone on near equal as me!" Kinjirou smirked, seemingly entertained.
Konoe felt insulted hearing this. "Tch! So you're saying I'm weaker than you huh?!" He growled.
"I didn't say that you're weak. I can see that you're strong, and that strength of yours is definitely the fruit of you training for years isn't it? Even I am not so blind to not see it. It must have taken a strong determination for you to get where you are now, didn't it?" Konoe's cheeks reddens.
"W-what? Are you pitying me or something?"
"No, its the opposite really. I'm actually curious, what pushed you to go this far? Could it because of Suzutsuki Kanade?"
"That's right. It was because of My Lady that I'm able to reach here." Konoe stated firmly, but Kinjirou could feel that there was something else.
"Is that really it though?" Konoe was caught of guard.
"W-what do you mean?"
"Hmm, nah. Nevermind, you weren't really lying about so I'll let that one off."
"Hey! Just what do you mean by that earlier?!"
"Won't tell ya." Kinjirou smirked as he answers, and that really annoyed Konoe. He was about to say something but Kinjirou spoke before he could. "How about this? I know that you're not gonna let me go even if I promise you I won't spill your secret, so let's make a bet."
"A bet?" Konoe eyes him suspiciously.
"That's right. At your current state, there's no way you're gonna beat me. So, how about you fight while armed using that fire extinguisher over there?" He points to the extinguisher hanged nearby Konoe. "I'm sure you must be thinking that I'm underestimating you, but here's the thing, if I manage to beat you whilst you're armed with a heavy weapon, you'll have to let me go and I swear that you're secret is safe with me. But if I lose..."
"I'm free to decide to what to do with you." Konoe finishes the sentence for him as he goes and grabs the fire extinguisher.
"That's...a harsh way to put it but sure, lets go with that."
"You better not regret this." Konoe says as he prepares his assault.
"Don't worry, I won't." Kinjirou answers as he readies himself.
Without wasting another minute, Konoe runs at him with the fire extiguisher in hand. Just as he got close enough, he jumps and swings the fire extinguisher aimed at Kinjirou's head. "ORYAA!!" He cried out.
Kinjirou stands still and unmoving as he prepares to counter the attack. As the fire extinguisher nears his head, Kinjirou takes in a deep breath and focuses all his strength into his right fist and releases an uppercut aimed at the fire extinguisher.
"HA!" White powder sprays out of the fire extinguisher as Kinjirou's fist smashes into it, and Konoe was also forced to let it go as he couldn't held on to it anymore because not only did Kinjirou broke it but also caused it to go flying in the air.
Taking advantage of the smokescreen provided by the exinguisher, Kinjirou grabs Konoe's out reached hand and his throat using the other.
(2.68 seconds...)
He slams Konoe onto the floor, restraining him and putting his knee onto his chest as an extra measure.
(3.29 seconds...)
"And that's...my win." Kinjirou smirked.
(4.39 seconds...)
"Damn it!"
"Don't be so sad. You'll be able to beat me someday, just right now you're twenty thousand years too early."
"...what twenty thousand years are you talking about...?" Konoe gives him weird look.
"Err...pardon me, its a habit of mine, ahaha. Now, we had a deal, remember?"
Konoe couldn't accept this defeat but a deal is a deal and he fought him fair and square, so he has to honor it. "F-fine..." Konoe answers reluctanly.
(5 seconds...)
"Yosh. I'm gonna let you go now and we'll..." Kinjirou paused as he feels something trickling on his nose. "wha-huh?"
"H-hey, are you alright? Your nose..." Kinjirou releases his hold on Konoe's wrist and touches under his nose. He was shocked, blood is coming out his nose, again. And to his horror, it has gone for over 6 seconds above his limit.
He lets go of Konoe's neck and steps away from her with his body trembling, and more blood was coming out.
"Oi Sakamachi...?" Konoe gets up and looks at Kinjirou in concern.
"D-damn it..." His consciouness beginning to fade as he struggles to stand. "Y-you w-were a g-girl...?" Kinjirou collapses onto his back and faints while Konoe was left shocked. Not only the fact that Kinjirou suddenly having a nosebleed suprised him, but also because he found out about her true gender.
"Oh no...what should I do...?" Konoe thought in fear. To help the man in front of her, or quickly dispose of the evidence now that she has the chance?
"Ara? Is it over?" A voice spoke as the person comes out of their hiding.
Time skip
In the infirmary
After the incident earlier, Kinjirou can be seen sleeping on the bed in the infirmary surrounded by the separation curtains. His right hand and legs were chained saved for his left hand. And next to him lies a person sleeping next to him, hidden themselves under a white blanket.
"Urgh...huh!? His eyes shot open as he woke from his sleep, probably had a nightmare about girls again. "Kuso...this guy's phobia is a pain. Now where my glasses at?" His sight was blurry and couldn't see anything. Thankfully he notices his glasses laid next to him and puts it on. "Is this the infirmary? Could it be...did Konoe brought me here?" Kinjirou says as he takes a look at his surrounding. He was calm at the moment, though that was until he notices his chained hand and legs. "W-what the hell?! Why am I chained?!"
"Hmm~..." He hears someone moaning in their sleep. Finding them to be on his bed hiding under the blanket.
He knows that this is some sort of trap someone laid out for him, and it is most likely this person sleeping next to him who orchestrated. Well, screw it. He accepts the challenge head on. Reaching his hand for the blanket, he pulls it off, revealing the person underneath it to be Suzutsuki Kanade.
"Why on earth are you here..." Disturbed by Kinjirou's voice, Kanade wakes up and faces him.
"Ara, you're awake now, Sakamachi-kun? The handcuffs aren't hurting you I hope?"
"No, they aren't, if anything why is it am I cuffed?"
"Don't worry about it, Sakamachi-kun. The operation was a success." Kanade tells him as she gets off the bed.
"...what?" Kinjirou was dumbfounded. What the heck is she on about?
"You are now an artificial human." She tells him with a serious look.
...
...
"I beg your pardon?" Kinjirou asks with a furrowed eyebrow.
"Hmm." Kanade puts a finger to her mouth. "Not the reaction I expected."
"Well sorry to dissapoint you, but I was never interested in those Tokusatsu stuffs."
"I see. Now that's a little boring..."
"Do you mind if I ask a question now, Suzutsuki-san?"
"Sure, what is it, Sakamachi-kun? Or perhaps I should call you Jirou, like everyone else in our class?"
"I don't mind, either way is fine."
"Thank you. Alright then Jirou-kun, go ahead."
"Ok then, so where is Konoe?"
"Ara? She's the first thing you look for? Why?" Kinjirou considers for a moment before he answers her.
"Well, I'm a bit worried I supposed." Kanade looked confused.
"Worried? Why?"
"I'm not dense, if she has any reason to hide her gender then undoubtedly its for you and some other reason she's keeping to herself." Kanade's face turns serious as she hears his answer, it was as if he had stepped on a mine with the correct answer. 'It's not my first time meeting someone like her after all.' Kinjirou thought with a sense of happiness and a tint of sorrow.
'D-does he knows about Subaru's mother?!'
"I really don't know why and I'm not gonna pry into it. And I just wanna make sure she understands that her secret is safe with me. And I also need to thank her after all." He continued.
"Thank her? For what?"
"She brought me here didn't she?"
"...you're very kind huh, Jirou-kun." Her face softens.
"I just hope she wasn't too shocked by the fact that I bled because of her."
"Hmm, she did told me about that. And I'm actually curious about it." She grabs the curtain behind her. "Oh, and here's our Subaru-kun." She pulls the curtain and reveals Subaru bound in chains with a gag on her mouth. And apparently she looked a little sad as if she was regretting something.
"Oi?! What the?!"
"Oh? What's wrong? I prepared her for you."
"Who asked you to even do that?!"
"I just thought you would be happy." She answers with a smirk.
"Just what kind of human do you take me for?! Forget about that, just let her go!"
"Hmm, just don't regret it okay~?"
"Why would I." He sighed as Kanade goes to take off the gag on Konoe. 'Does that mean she heard all of that just now?' Kinjirou thought. Konoe coughed as the gag was taken off. Must have choked on some of her own saliva due to being unable to swallow it properly.
"...thank you, Sakamachi." Konoe thanked him.
"It's nothing really." He replied whilst scratching his head.
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Awkward silence fills the room until Konoe decides to tell him about why she is working as Kanade's butler.
"To be honest with you, Sakamachi, the reason why I'm Misstress' butler is because of my family tradition."
"Family tradition?"
"For generations, the men of the Konoe family has been serving the Suzutsuki. But I was an only child and a girl so I couldn't be a butler. And I shouldn't have been but I begged Misstress' father to let me."
"However my father had set a condition," Kanade took over. "though I suppose I don't to explain what it is, do I?"
"No, I got the gist of it."
"Now then, let's get to our previous matter."
"W-what? What previous matter? We've only talked about Konoe though?" Kinjirou says confused.
"That's right, we did talked about her. But our previous matter was about you."
"Huh??"
"Subaru told me about it, you bested her out of combat, smashed in a fire extinguisher, and above all, the fact that you had a bleeding and fainted." Kinjirou gulped as he feels the aura Kanade was releasing, it was just like Konoe but worse. It something he never felt before in all his life. "Jirou-kun, is there something special about your body? Are you even human?" He couldn't answer. It was something he himself tried to keep a secret. "Are you going to stay silent? That's okay, too. I'll...just ask your body then." She states whilst holding a knife and bringing it down to his chest.
"O-oi! What are you doing with that!?"
"Be quiet. Or I might end up cutting you."
"You shouldn't even be pointing that at me in the first place!!"
With the knife in place, Kanade pulls it down accross Kinjirou's chest, cutting up his shirt and thus revealing his muscular physique.
"Ho~? You're quite the masculine type huh?" She slowly lowers her hand towards his bare chest
"N-no! Stop!" Her hands finally lands on him, and she slides her finger all over it. A second later, Kinjirou's nose spewed blood and is bleeding again. Using his free hand, he pinches his nose, to stop the blood from spilling everywhere.
'His nose is bleeding again!' Konoe thought as she sees it happens.
"Oh~? I get it now. This is quite interesting~. So your nose starts bleeding just from a girl's touch? Is that an allergy? I've never heard of anything like it." Kinjirou continued being silent, unsure of what to say. "The point is, you're a chicken that's afraid of being touched by girls!" His eyes widens. "That's right, isn't it, Sakamachi Kinjirou-kun?"
"I...I..." He struggles to form his words.
"Sa-ka-ma-chi Ki-n-jirou-kun..."
"?!" He notices the sudden change in pattern.
"Or Sakama Chicken Jirou-kun...?"
"You...!" Anger boils within him.
"Chi--" She was about to say another annagram of his name, but before she could, her mouth was suddenly grabbed by Kinjirou's clean hand.
"Milady!!" Konoe was shocked as she sees Kanade grabbed by the mouth and pushed down onto the bed with him standing atop of her. Even Kanade herself was shocked, not only that she was pushed down but also the fact that Kinjirou had broke from his cuff?!
" Don't...you dare...call me that." Even he has limits to how much insult he can take. The original Kinjirou might not be here now, but his feelings remained and Kinjirou can feel insulted too upon hearing it. With the mix of human emotions and the soul of Ultraman who has been fighting his whole life, it might've taken too strong of an effect. Realizing that he might've gone too far, Kinjirou lets go of Kanade and apologizes. "Sorry. That was too strong of me." He sits back down on the bed, leaning to the railing behind him. Kanade gets back up, sitting on the opposite side.
"You! How dare you touched Milady! I might've forgiven you but...!"
"It's alright, Subaru."
"But Mistress!"
"No, its fine. It's my fault too." She stated firmly, Konoe couldn't against her now that she says it that way. "Gomen ne~ Jirou-kun~?" She apolgizes with her quirky smile.
"To speak with me that way after what I just did, something must be really wrong with you huh?" She ignored that.
"Well, what's done is done. Now Jirou-kun, I have a deal for you."
"A deal...?"
"In exchange for keeping for Subaru's secret, we'll help you in getting rid of your phobia. How about it? A good deal isn't it?
"Well..."
"If you keep this a secret, my father won't know that we couldn't fulfill the conditions."
"That's a fraud and you know that, right?"
"It's fine if nobody finds out about it. So? How do you like this agreement?"
"Heh, agreement you say? You've basically made me an accomplice."
"It's lovely isn't it? I like it. I would never tire of such an accomplice." She replies to him with a smirk. Kinjirou considers it for a moment before he gave out his answer.
"Haa...even if we didn't make this agreement I would've kept her secret either way." He turns to Konoe who was still in chains. "If anything, we had a deal." He glares at her.
"...somehow, I'm sorry about this..." Konoe apologized as she looks away.
"Then it's settled! By the way, Jirou-kun, what happens if I continue to touch you even after your nose starts bleeding?"
"Well pretty much my body wouldn't be able to take it anymore and I would most likely faint. Why?"
"Hmm~, then let's have an experiment right now for future reference."
"Wait, what?!" He pushes himself back towards the wall, trying to get away from Kanade.
"We're gonna see how long your body can hold up before you pass out." Kanade moves towards him and raises her hand.
"Wait! No! Stop!" He trembles as he watches her hand slowly getting closer and closer to his face. Just as her hand touches his cheek, his entire body shuddered. "Konoe, help me!!"
"Sorry, but my hands are still tied."
"Nooooooooo!!!!!"
The next day
Sakamachi Household
"Nii-san! It's morning!!" From the outside of the Sakamachi's house, Kureha's voice was heard as she calls out to Kinjirou.
"I'm up..." Kinjirou answered her with a sleepy voice, but then... "Kureha! I swear, if you jump on me...!!"
"Orya!!!"
"You brat!!"
It was yet just another normal morning, but it was only the beginning for the man known as Sakamachi Kinjirou. His disastrous and eventful life has only begun. In the inside, as we watched him descend down the stairs, Kureha was seen leaving the house earlier today.
"I'll head out first~!" She tells him as she leaves.
"Yeah, see you later." He yawns as he turns to a corner. "Guess I should go and wash up." He says as heads for the bathroom. Just as he opens the door, he was shocked to see Konoe standing inside in the nude. "HUH?!"
"Huh?" She turns to him, surprised but remained calm. "G-good morning..."
"Konoe!" He turns around to not face her. "Why are you here?!"
"You're sister suggested me that I should since I got wet waiting in front of your house."
"No, I mean why are you even here in the first place!?"
"I'm here to keep an eye on you! It was Milady's order to make sure you wouldn't reveal our secret."
"That sadist woman..." Kinjirou clenches his fist in annoyance.
"More than that, you've seen me naked, haven't you?" The dreadful aura comes around again which forced Kinjirou to be on guard.
"Wait! Not while you're naked!!"
"Didn't you know, since ancient times, my family has passed down a secret memory-erasing technique. Take this, pervert!" Konoe cried out as she throws her fist. Kinjirou's danger sense flared, and he must turn around. But before he did, he closes his eyes and relied on his third sense, saving him from Konoe's attack as he catches her fist.
"That's not ancient technique! That's just brain damaging!" He clenches her fist and pushed her back into the shower room with only the needed strength as to not push her down and injure her. And then he jumps away and slams the door behind him. "Haa..." He sighed as he slumps down to the floor. "Is this how our life is gonna be now...?" He asked himselves as blood began trickling out of his nose.
End of Part 1
The second part will be a non-canon chap where Zero regains his power and that's all I'll tell you