(Or "On the good foot!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD CREATED A MASSIVE FRANKENSTEIN-LIKE MONSTER ALONG WITH MR. PEABODY! NOW, THEY WAITED WITH BAITED BREATH FOR A STROKE OF LIGHTNING TO MAKE THE CREATURE COME TO LIFE!"
(Bullwinkle clears his throat, then speaks;)
"--it's not wor--"
(*THUNDER SOUNDS!*)
"A HUGE BOLT OF LIGHTNING STRUCK THE CREATURE, ELECTROCUTING NEARLY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, INCLUDING ROCKY, BULLWINKLE AND PEABODY!"
"NNNEEEEEEVERRR MI-II-II-III-NND!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed while getting electrocuted.
"THE CREATURE THE BOYS HAD CRAFTED WAS EXACTLY LIKE THE MONSTER OF FRANKENSTEIN AS DEPICTED IN MARY SHELLEY'S SOON-TO-BE NOVEL. TALL, MUSCULAR, AND SURPRISINGLY VERY STUPID, WITH TWO LONG BOLTS PROTRUDING FROM BOTH SIDES OF ITS NECK."
"—AAAAUGHH!!" Rocky screeched, his tail puffing up like a cat. The little squirrel immediately hid behind Bullwinkle.
"I know it's horrifying!" Peabody exclaimed, maniacally laughing.
"No, it's not that…WHY'S HE WEARING THOSE GOLD PANTIES?!!!" Rocky exclaimed, pointing at the fact that the monster's undergarments, were, in fact, a shimmery gold.
"Well it's not just any horror cartoon ya know," Bullwinkle smiled, putting lipstick on. "It's a—"
(The screen turns black, all that is visible are Bullwinkle's now-reddened lips.)
"—ROCKY HORROR CARTOON!!"
(Rocky immediately grabs a pull-cord, making the lights come back on. Bullwinkle is dressed like Dr. Frank N Furter.)
"—GAH!" Rocky exclaimed, clutching his heart momentarily.
(music starts, Bullwinkle makes a kissy face)
"AAHHH'M JUST A SWEET,
TRANS-VEST-II—" Bullwinkle started to sing and gyrate his hips before he was pulled away by Rocky.
"Really?" Rocky spoke, raising an eyebrow. "Bit too far on the pop culture references."
"Aw MAN!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, wiping the lipstick and eyeshadow off his face. "I was gonna make this a science-fiction double feature!!"
"AFTER IMMEDIATELY CLOTHING THE HORRENDOUS MONSTER IN SOME BROWN SLACKS AND A BLACK JACKET, THE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER WAS NOW COMPLETE!"
"Why isn't it moving?" Bullwinkle asked.
"I have no idea…" Rocky replied, rubbing his chin in thought.
"SUDDENLY, ONE SINGULAR FINGER STOOD UPRIGHT! THEN THE EYES OF THE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER OPENED WIDE, AND SO DID ITS MOUTH! THE HORRIFYING ABOMINATION BEGAN TO SPEAK…"
"MRRRRRGHHHH!!" It exclaimed.
"IT'S ALIIIIVEEE!!!" Peabody screeched as lightning struck all around him, Rocky and Bullwinkle. "ALLIIIIIIIVVVVEE!!"
"Well, what do we do now?" Rocky asked, shrugging once the lightning stopped.
"Now comes the fun part!" Peabody spoke, lighting a massive, wooden torch on fire. "We send the beast on a murderous RAMPAGE!!"
"PEABODY GRABBED THE TORCH AND LIT THE MONSTER AFLAME, BUT THERE WAS NO REACTION AT FIRST..."
"Um, it's fire?" Rocky spoke to the monster. "Fire bad?"
"WITHIN SECONDS THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER LOOKED AT ITS ENTIRE BODY AND GAVE A LOUD SHREEK--"
"mmmRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" It exclaimed, attempting to stop drop and roll.
"BUT MR. PEABODY HAD INTENTIONALLY MADE SURE THAT THE MONSTER WAS FLAME PRO-TARDANT, AND SO THE CREATURE PROCEEDED TO STORM INTO LONDON, FRIGHTENING ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IN SIGHT!!"
"...so you're positive we're doing the right thing, here?" Rocky asked Peabody while the townsfolk screamed and ran.
"Yes." Peabody replied.
"A GOOD MINUTE PASSED AND THE MONSTER CONTINUED TO LAY WASTE TO THE CITY."
"We should...probably stop him now, right?" Rocky asked Peabody yet again.
"Agreed." Peabody replied.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Frankie say Relax!" OR "Beans and Franks and Steins!"!"