Our story starts with Johnnypool setting up a gamecube.
Lincoln looks to the readers, "For me, the perfect Saturday has three things: video games, a cool drink, and snacks as far as the eye can see. Now I know what you're thinking. How are you gonna play any games in this house? Don't worry I have a plan.
Lincoln then made his way down stairs Unfortunately, his sisters are all lined up in the living room, Lily is relaxing on a chair, and Lynn Sr. is holding a clipboard and toilet brush. Leni's shades are over her eyes
"According to my shiny new clipboard, this house is a greasy, grimy mess." Lynn Sr. Said.
Lincoln sighs to the viewers, "Chore Day..."
"But that grease and grime is no match for the Loud family, because we are a what?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
His kids don't say anything "Starts with a T."
"Tired?" Luna asked.
"Rhymes with dream." Lynn Sr. Said
"I had a dream that Dad was marching around waving an old, nasty toilet brush at us." Leni said.
"That's not a dream, Leni. You're awake." Lynn Jr. Said.
Leni removes her shades.
Lynn Sr. Sigh, "Team. Team was the word I was looking for. FYI, this toilet brush is brand-new. It's time to hand out assignments-" accidentally gets the brush near his nose; it's not clean; he gags "Oh. That's not the new one." He throws the brush away. "Luna, you have the windows. Leni, you're closets."
Lincoln looks to the viewers, "Chore Day in the Loud House is, well, a chore. Luckily, I've got a time-tested method of getting it done fast. It turns out if you have a sibling to help you, you finish way faster."
Lynn Sr. gets out a hat, "And now the moment of truth. I've placed each of your names in this hat. The first name that I pull out will be the name of the person who must clean..."
His kids lean forward in anticipation
"The bathroom." Lynn Sr. Finished.
The kids have mixed reactions; Lisa and Lana are ecstatic to clean the bathroom while everyone else is disgusted.
"Aw, dude. Gross." Lynn Jr.
"No, no, no, no, no." Lola said.
"Oh, yes, this is happening. Now, Lily will do the honors. Lily, do you understand the magnitude of what you're about to do?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
"Magnitude!" Lily yelled.
Lynn Sr watches, "And the winner is..."
Lily gets a name out.
"Lisa!" Lynn Sr yelled.
The rest of the siblings sigh in relief.
"Lisa!" Lily yelled.
"No problemo. I'll be doing it with my newest invention... The Zapmaster 3000, the most powerful cleaning device ever invented!" Lisa yelled.
Rita walked out the master bedroom, "I'm sorry. I have to go to work."
"Hi." Lily said with a wave.
"Apparently the town librarian is shaving his mustache for the first time in 40 years. That's front page news." Rita said.
"That thing's glorious." Lynn Sr said.
"Do you want me to take Lily with me? I mean, keeping all these kids on task and taking care of a toddler? That is a lot on your plate, sweetie." Rita said.
"You kidding? I got this. Trust me." Lynn Sr. said.
"Last time you said, 'trust me,' I had to poop in the woods." Rita said.
"What?" Lynn Jr. Asked.
"True story." Lynn Sr said.
"I just don't want her to get lost in the shuffle." Rita said.
"Honey, she's not gonna get lost in the shuffle. I will make her my top priority. Lily? Lil? C'mere, kiddo! Lilmeister!" Lynn Sr yelled.
"You're holding her." Rita said.
Lynn Sr. realizes "Oh."
"This is me." Lily said.
"Sorry. Hi. We're fine." Lynn Sr said.
"We're fine." Lily said.
"Bye, everybody!" Rita yelled then left.
"Bye, hun! Everything's totally under control!" Lynn Sr yelled.
"Bye!" Lily yelled.
"You'd better start cleaning." Lynn Sr. Said.
Lincoln, Johnny and Scooby begin cleaning the dining room.
Lincoln looks to the readers, "Time for Operation super sonic clean up."
Lynn Sr. enters from the kitchen, carrying Lily, "Looking good, boys. Couldn't do a better job myself."
Meanwhile in The kitchen. Lucy is making a smoothie.
"Aren't we supposed to be cleaning the kitchen?" Lola asked.
"I've decided we're going to watch Vampire Bloodbath 9 instead. I'm going to watch it in the basement so no one will find us." Lucy said.
Lola grows nervous, "A scary movie in the scariest part of the house? Cool."
"You're afraid, aren't you?" Lucy asked
"I'm-I'm not afraid." Lola said.
"It's not your fault. Not everyone is drawn to the dark underworld of the unknown." Lucy says before taking a sip of the smoothie. "This needs more mint sprinkles."
Meanwhile in Leni's room. Leni is sorting her clothes.
"Leni, what are you doing? According to my clipboard, you're supposed to be organizing the homework closet." Lynn Sr. Said.
"I was, but then I remembered I hate homework. So I decided I would organize my closet. Then I realized I hate homework and all my clothes." Leni said.
"I have two jobs: keep you guys on task and watch Lily." Lynn Sr. Said then hears Luna rocking out. "Why is Luna playing guitar? She's supposed to be cleaning the windows!"
He then leaves.
Lily is left behind, sitting on Leni's bed and trying out her clothes
"Everything looks good on you, Lily." Leni said.
"I know." Lily said.
Luna is rocking out in her and Luan's room
"Luna. LUNA!" Lynn Sr. Yelled.
Luna stops
"Why aren't you washing windows?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
"I like to get in the cleaning mood by laying down a few clean licks." Luna said.
Lynn Sr. Signs, "You sound great, but listen. I have two jobs: keep you guys on task and take care of-Good gravy, where's Lily?!"
Suddenly Lynn Jr. slides in wearing a tux jacket over her sports uniform.
Lynn Jr .looks to the viewers, "Oh, Dad already lost Lily, and he'd told Mom he'd watch her. Excited to see how this one unfolds."
"And this is...?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
"I decided if I don't make it as a professional athlete, I need a backup plan. So I'm practicing to be a sports announcer." Lynn Jr. Said.
"Right….anyways I'll go find Lily you guys get back to your chores." Lynn Sr. Said.
Lynn Sr. Made his way back down stairs as he was looking for Lily he noticed the boys were wrapping up Lincoln's chore.
"Boys, the dining room looks great! I'm so proud of you guys." Lynn Sr. Said.
Lincoln dusts himself, "Thanks dad well I guess we'll be going back to our room."
"Wait boys, I'm in a bit of a bind since you did such a great job with your chore. Do you mind helping the girls with theirs please?" Lynn Sr. Said With puppy dog eyes.
Lincoln & Johnnypool look at each other, "Ummm."
Lynn Jr. Pops up out of nowhere, "We'll be right back after these messages."
Lisa is in the bathroom readying the Zapmaster 3000. Lily is watching, giggling.
"Sit back and relax, young squire. You're about to see science revolutionize the household cleaning industry." Lisa said.
Luan knocks from outside, "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?" Lisa asked.
Cut to Luan outside the bathroom, really needing to use the toilet, "I have to pee."
"I-Have-To-Pee who?" Lisa asked.
"This isn't a joke, Lisa. I really have to pee." Luan said.
Lisa opens the door.
"I'm conducting a high-level scientific experiment, and you don't have the clearance!" Lisa said.
"What about Lily?" Luan asked.
"She's here as an apprentice. Frankly, she's our only hope of having another scientist in this family." Lisa said.
The Zapmaster is about to fire
"Fine. I'll use the bushes." Luan said before leaving.
The Zapmaster fires. Lisa heads back inside to find an absolute mess and Lily nowhere to be found.
Lisa looks horrified, "Sweet mother of science! I've zapped Lily into oblivion!"
Meanwhile Lincoln is on a lawnmower in the front yard with Lana.
"Lana is our secret weapon ready yet?" Lincoln asked.
Lana has been modifying the lawnmower, "Yup you sure want this thing to go really fast?"
Lincoln nods and reveals he's got helmets for the both of them.
Back in the hallway. The Zapmaster is heard powering down.
"Lily? Lily? Lily?" Lynn Sr. Says.
Lisa exits the bathroom.
"Hey. I just saw Luan in the bushes, and she said you found Lily." Lynn Sr. Said.
"Uh, technically, yes, but you know Lily. She's always disappearing somewhere." Lisa said.
"Don't I know it." Lynn Sr. Said before heading into Lynn Jr. and Lucy's room, "Lily?"
He smells Lynn Jr.'s smelly sports clothes, "Ugh! Oh, what died in here?!"
It turns out Lily is still alive, and she exits the bathroom before heading downstairs. "Wow, Lynn. Oh, that smells. Lily? Lily? Lil?" Lynn Sr. Said
He exits the room, "Lily?" And then enters Leni's room.
The lawnmower is now ready to go.
"Lana?" Lincoln said.
"Yeah." Lana said.
"Hold on to your hat!" Lincoln yelled as he revved up the engine.
"Woooooooo!" Lana yelled in excitement.
The lawnmower zooms all over the place, both of them screaming.
Leni's room. Luna is cleaning the windows as Johnnypool & Scooby help Leni clean the closet.
"Hey, have you guys seen Lily? I haven't lost her or anything." Lynn Sr. Said.
"Nope Sorry daddy, but we tots clean a lot!" Leni said.
Yeah, pop star haven't seen the little Lily-bug." Luna said.
Luna continues to wash the windows rhythmically. Lynn Sr. finds it catchy then comes over, grabs a rag, and joins Luna in washing the windows before rapping.
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17 Minutes Later
Lynn Sr. is now grabbing Tanya the mannequin and still rapping.
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Suddenly Lynn Sr.'s phone rings, the ringtone being cowbells, "Oh, uh, uh, excuse me, Tanya."
He picks up; Rita is on the other line "Hey, hun!"
"Hey, how is everything going?" Rita asked.
"Oh, psshh, uh, uh, amazing. The kids are really focused on their work." Lynn Sr. Said.
Cut to Lana and Lincoln zooming all over the lawn on the lawn mower, screaming their heads off. Lincoln stops the lawn mower and he and Lana get off.
Lincoln Looks to the readers, "Good news I help Lana with the yard work, bad news I think I'm gonna be sick." Lincoln then pukes.
"Can I see my sweet Lily?" Rita asked.
"Absolutely. I know exactly where she is, but you know, you know, the reception up in this hallway is, uh, is pretty-" Lynn Sr. Said before he tosses his phone in the toilet.
"Hello? Honey? Hello? Am I in the toilet?" Rita asked.
As Lynn Sr. tries to pick up some clothes in the halls, Lynn Jr. emerges from the twins' room.
Lynn Jr. Looks to the readers, "With his back against the wall, Dad throws a desperation Hail Mary and lies to Mom."
"Not in the mood, Lynn!" Lynn Sr yelled and threw the clothes into Lynn and Lucy's room.
The basement, Lucy and Lola are watching a scary movie.
"Isn't this more fun than chores?" Lucy asked.
"That's the great thing about these movies. You know these monsters aren't real." Lola said.
Lucy shakes her head, "On the contrary, these half-goat, half-serpent creatures roamed the countryside in ancient Mesopotamia. Some say they still exist. Their jaws are so powerful they can chew through-"
The laptop turns off; Lola picks up the computer cord and realizes it's chewed off.
"Computer cords?" Lola said.
Suddenly something near the furnace roars.
"I'm gonna run to the kitchen and get us another milkshake. Might take a while, so I'll maybe come back tomorrow." Lola said.
"But we haven't even finished these." Lucy said.
"Good point. I'll get us some fresh ones." Lola said.
She heads upstairs as Lucy shrugs. Lola fiddles with the doorknob, but it doesn't budge; in fact, it comes off.
"Oops." Lola said.
The doorknob rolls past the furnace "HELP! WE'RE STUCK IN THE BASEMENT WITH A MESOPOTAMIAN MONSTER!" Lola yelled.
She pounds the door, but no one can hear her.
Lynn Sr. blows his whistle and calls a family meeting in the living room.
"The reason I called this family meeting is because Lily is missing. I mean, she-she's not 'missing'. It's just that I can't 'find her'. If there's one thing I'm proud of, it's the fact that I can keep track of all my kids. Where are all my kids?" Lynn Sr. asked.
Lisa, Leni, Lynn Jr., Lana, Luna, Lincoln, Johnny and Luan are the only kids present and accounted for.
Lynn looks to the readers, "If you're just joining us, Dad promised Mom he wouldn't lose Lily, and now he's lost 3 of his twelve children."
Luan grimaces in annoyance as Hops ribbits.
"I know where Lily is." Lisa said.
"Great!" Lynn Sr said.
"She's in another dimension." Lisa said.
"Oh, great." Lynn Sr. Said.
"I accidentally Zapmastered her. Right now, the best course of action would be to have someone hold this tracking device," Lisa said holding a small device "then zap them into the same dimension. Of course, there is a possibility that that person would be sent to an entirely different dimension or possibly a bottomless black hole."
"OK. OK. Who would like to do that?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
The kids nervously chuckle as Hops ribbits.
"Why don't we put the tracking device on one of Lana's pets?" Luna asked.
"I agree." Johnnypool said.
"Yeah. Sounds great." Lynn Jr. Said.
Lisa: "That's a good idea."
"The only one brave enough would be Hops. But we're not on speaking terms since I put him on a low-carb diet." Lana said.
"Sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Let's get Hops a piece of bread and see if we can talk him into it." Lynn Sr. Said.
The kids are all excited about this, except Lana.
Lana has joined Lola and Lucy in the basement.
"What are you doing down here?" Lucy asked.
"I'm protecting Hops. What are you guys doing?" Lana asked.
"We're trapped down here with a half-goat half-serpent." Lola said.
"Sorry, Hops." Lana said.
The growling sounds continue as the three sisters huddle.
Lynn Sr. blows his whistle and calls another family meeting.
"The reason I called another family meeting is to inform you all that I'm going to find Lily. I'm also going to find Lola and Lucy. Where is Lana?"
Lynn looks to the readers, "This is a sports update with Lynn Loud. Dad has now lost not three, but four of his twelve children."
Lynn Jr. points her "mic" to Luan, "How do you feel about the events that have transpired?"
Luan shoves Lynn's "mic" away from her face.
Lynn Jr. Looks at Lynn Sr. "Back to you, Dad."
"Mom is gonna kill me. I don't think this could get any is Luan?!" Lynn Sr. Yelled.
Leni, Lynn, Lisa, Lincoln, Johnny and Luna realize Luan has indeed gone missing...
...because she's now joined the twins and Lucy in the basement.
"So you're telling me you lost the doorknob and we're stuck down here with a Mesopotamian monster?" Luan asked,
The others nod
"Well, at least I get a break from Lynn's nonstop sportscasting." Luan said.
Suddenly Lynn Jr. pops in out of nowhere,"Boo! The crowd did not like that one!"
Luan sighs, "Me and Coconuts are gonna go find that doorknob."
More snarling near the furnace.
"Maybe later..." Luan said.
Lynn Sr. calls another meeting via whistle
"Before we start the meeting, can someone please read the list of children I have lost?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
"Lily, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, and Luan." Luna said.
"And we're pretty sure Hops ran away." Lisa said.
Lynn Sr. huffs in dismay.
Leni looks at her phone, "Great news!"
"You found the kids?" Lynn Sr. Asked.
"The new cashmere sweaters are in!" Leni yelled.
"Leni, you can't buy all new clothes! If you wanna go shopping, try the attic. There's 18 years of hand-me-downs up there, and based on the kids I've lost, you'll have plenty to choose from." Lynn Sr. Said.
"Yay!" Leni yelled.
The kitchen, Leni has found the hand-me-downs and has clothes strewn all over the place.
"None of these clothes work." Leni said.
"Well, I found a headband that I thought I lost." Luna said.
"And I found my favorite lab coat." Lisa said.
"Great. Everyone loves their clothes but me." Leni said.
"I think I saw some boxes of Mom's old clothes down in the basement." Luna said.
"I remember reading an interview in 'Mom Jeans Magazine' that said fashion trends go in 20-year cycles. That means all of Mom's old clothes are back in style!" Leni says before running off to the basement.
Luna and Lisa shrug and leave.
Lincoln, Johnnypool and Scooby finished cleaning up the rest of the house.
"How'd we end up doing all these chores!?" Lincoln asked.
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Johnnypool shrugged, "Don't ask me everyone is going missing in this place and cleaning the house has fallen to us."
Lincoln sighs, "All I wanted was a relaxing video game day."
Johnnypool pats his little brother's shoulder, "Relax we're almost done we just have the kitchen, now let's take a break and help papa Loud find the others."
Lincoln looks up, "How?"
Johnnypool then runs into Lily & Lisa's room and comes back with a teddy bear.
Johnnypool hands the bear to Scooby, "Scoob sniff out Lily."
Scooby salutes and sniffs the bear, "Follow me!"
The two boys follow the pup.
Hey, honey. How was your day? I made your favorite pot roast, and, uh, I lost all of our children." Lynn Sr says talking to a mirror.
"DAD!" The sisters yelled.
"Kids?" Lynn Sr. Called.
All nine sisters, sans Lily, are in the basement.
"DAD!" The sisters yelled.
He sees Scooby, Lincoln and Johnnypool rush off to the kitchen and follows he then grimaces at the mess Leni made.
"Ugh." Lynn Sr. Said.
"HELP!" The sisters yelled.
"Kids?" Lynn Sr. Called.
"THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN!" The sisters yelled.
"Sure it does." Lincoln said, opening the door and walking down with the others following.
"No! The door doesn't open from this side!" The sisters yelled.
Lynn Sr. realizes the doorknob is missing, "Oh."
Suddenly more snarling is heard
"It's the goat beast." Lucy said.
"The what now?" Lynn Sr. Said.
The rest of the family huddle up as the snarling continues.
"Sounds like the half-goat half-rake is getting hungry." Lynn Sr. Said.
"It's half-goat half-snake."
"That's much worse." Lincoln said.
"That's it. I'm taking down the beast." Lola said.
"Lola, no!" The siblings yelled.
Lola: "I may be a scaredy-cat, but this scaredy-cat's about to kick some Mesopotamian butt! Dance kick! Pageant wave!" Lola yelled and heads off to fight the "beast"
"I gotta help my princess!" Johnnypool yelled.
"Johnny!" The family cried out.
Lola & JohnnyPool head near the furnace and see the silhouette of the beast approaching. They tenses up before the source of the shadow approaches-it's Lily, holding up the chewed-up cord and the doorknob.
"Boo." Lily said.
"We found Lily." Lola said.
"Lily!" Johnnypool yelled.
"Hi." Lily said.
"And the doorknob." Scooby said.
"Our family's all together. Lily, do you understand the magnitude of this moment?" Johnnypool said.
"Magnitude!" Lily yelled.
The siblings cheer as does Lynn Sr.
They then come up the stairs to see the messy kitchen.
Lincoln sighs, "What a mess!"
Don't worry son we got this." Lynn Sr. Said.
Lynn Sr. and the sisters have cleaned up the kitchen.
"Wow thanks you guys this place is sprinkling!" Lincoln yelled.
Johnnypool put his arms on his hips, "Yeah we really got the best family."
Lynn Jr. Looks to the readers, "Strong words, sports fans, and a happy ending to this Cinderella story. This is Lynn Loud signing off, forever. Turns out sportscasting's a lot of work."
The Louds are now gathered on the couch.
"OK. Now nobody spill anything, OK?" Lynn Sr. Said.
Rita comes back, "Hey!"
"Hi, Mom." The sisters say.
"Wow. The house looks amazing." Rita said.
"Thank you very much. Get in here." Lynn Sr. Said.
Rita joins them on the couch.
"Yeah. Now we're complete." Sr. Said.
"How did I ever doubt you?" Rita asked.
"It was a piece of cake. It was very uneventful." Lynn Sr. Said.
"Right." The sisters agreed.
"Hey, where are the boys?" Rita asked.
"Oh, I told them they could skip the movie. They were very excited to play their games."
Lincoln, Johnnypool and Scooby are seen sleeping in their room. Rita enters and places their drinks up before hugging Lincoln and turning off the lights.
The end.