Night of The Living Mummy
WORK IN PROGRESS
Walking through the forest was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Kerbero Gangan, Bond Man, Hekatoid, Devidramon, Jean Jacket and Howling Hairfish, Captain Kidd (Felix the Cat), The Stray Dogs (Rocko's Modern Life), Howling Aces (Cuphead) and Barnyard Dawg (Looney Tunes) as well Gaz, Fat Albert, Haruto, Wing Commander Gutsy, Anasazi Meadow Littlefield and Centaur Man and we were heading to a magical place for an awesome and fun rescue.
Qin: Boy the forest is so beautiful.
Nico: It sure is.
Lola: I agree there.
Fluttershy: It is a most beautiful day for this.
Lola: It sure is. I think it's awesome too.
Gaz: It is disgusting.
Nico: Gaz.
Gaz: Whatever.
Nico: Gaz, I want to thank you, Kerbero Gangan, and your teams for coming
Gaz: Whatever. I'm just excited to kick some butt.
Laney: We all are.
Fat Albert: Fat Albert is READY to kick some butt!
Me: You got that right!
Nico: Albert, do you have any enemies yourself?
Fat Albert: Well there's Reggie, Arthur, the Three River Blockbusters, Scrap Iron, A Dark version of me and Slash and a few others but that's it.
Nico: Wow. Some of them will be perfect for the M.O.E.
Me: Yeah I agree there. Man those guys were nasty.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. I remember those guys.
Danica Metrois: I know! That was crazy.
Zuria: I know. I love Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. And those guys are nasty to you all.
Carol Pusateri: Yeah they sure are.
Fat Albert: I know. But me and my friends always had fun and made it great.
Nico: We should fight them in the future.
Me: Good idea.
Qin: I agree.
Zuria: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Me: Yeah. Man that was awesome. Yesterday was just as awesome too.
Qin: It sure was. Man we battled Red King and Attuma and Trog too.
Nico: We sure did.
Lana: In the colosseum and in Lemuria.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Lumpy fought Lego Hulk!
Me: He sure did!
Qin: And prooved that he was the strongest of them all.
Xenia: Yeah he sure did.
Varie: Yeah!
Carol Pusateri: That was so much fun though.
Lola: It sure was.
Nico: I hope he had fun. Because that's the last time he fights ANY version of the Green Goliath,
Qin: Yeah that's right.
Lola: Yep.
Eddy: Yeah next time Lumpy does that it will be with me and my fist going through his bug-sized brain.
Me: Yep.
Maria: But even with Chronopolis, we shouldn't forget about the little things.
Nico: I agree.
Qin: We still have Kang to deal with. But there are also still scumbags and other villains there still at large.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: And we have the fun stuff there to do too.
Maria: I was referring to the fun stuff.
Me: I know.
Qin: Yeah.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: We're here.
We came out of the forest and then we saw an amazing and beautiful oasis! And it had a waterfall, flowers, butterflies and a beautiful lagoon that had crystal clear blue water.
We were amzed!
Me: WOW!
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: It's beautiful!
Maria: Look at this! It's so beautiful!
Camie: It sure is!
Laney: Amazing!
Varie: And in a secluded part of the forest.
Carol: It's amazing!
Fu: Boy it sure is!
Girl Jordan: Boy it sure is magnificent.
All of us: WOW!
She splashed into the water and came up and saw us.
Shotaro: It's the original Mermaid Dopant.
Me: The original Embodiment of her. That is awesome. Her name is Madison Mermaid.
Lana: Sounds like the one from the movie Splash.
Sakura Knudson: Boy I remember that movie.
Me: That was a fun movie from 1984.
Nico: Awesome.
She came up to us.
Madison Mermaid: J.D. it's awesome to see you again.
Me: Same here Madison. Wow you are looking awesome.
Madison Mermaid: Thanks J.D.
Qin: Boy this is awesome that you can turn into a mermaid when you go into the water.
Madison Mermaid: It sure is. It's my awesome power. I come here every day to have fun.
Me: Is this your own oasis?
Madison Mermaid: It sure is. I've been living in this magical oasis for over 5 years.
Me: Wow.
Madison Mermaid: Yeah I discovered that I have all the powers of the H2O mermaids and many mermaids from over the years.
Nico: Incredible.
Shotaro: Is that why me and Phillip haven't fought you before?
Madison Mermaid: I guess so.
Qin: That is still cool though.
Madison Mermaid: It's awesome being here in this oasis though.
Me: It sure is. We actually found this place so we're new to it. But this is awesome that this is here in the middle of the Gotham Royal York Forest.
Xenia: I agree there.
Madison Mermaid: It sure is. And when I come here in the cold of the winter and fall it's always perfect and warm for all of us.
Me: Like a hot spring in subzero freezing cold. That is awesome.
Kendra approached us.
Kendra: Hey guys.
Me: Hey Kendra.
Kendra: Wow what an awesome oasis.
Nico: It sure is awesome.
Madison Mermaid: I think it's an awesome place myself.
Camie: It sure is beautiful.
Kendra: Nice to meet you, Madison.
Madison Mermaid: Likewise.
Kendra: Boy your name reminds me of Madison from the 1984 movie Splash. That was one of my favorite movies back when I was a little girl.
Madison Mermaid: That is actually my namesake.
Nico: Awesome.
Kendra: Wow.
Nico: This is fitting considering our last mission.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: Kendra, are you familiar with someone by the name of Lola Dishwater Vegas?
Kendra: (GASPS) OH GOD, NOT HER!
Nico: You know her?
Kendra: I wish I hadn't, but you guys deserve to know the truth about her. But, you should also get out some 22nd Century Exopacks to shield our noses, this is a stinky one. Lola Vegas is a REALLY STINKY AND PUTRID SMELLING GIRL! She stinks so bad that she makes everyone that comes near her throw up.
Me: Whoa man!
FLASHBACK
Kendra: If you thought some of the scumbags we'd dealt with in the past few days were bad, wait til you hear the story of Lola Vegas. She was the worst person I'd ever met, she was a flat-out bully who had caused us tons of trouble in the past, and no one was able to stop her. But, one day, Lola tried to attack me out in the open, but I kicked her hard and sent her flying towards a wall, but just as she's about to come after me, I saw that she was under a barrel of Toxic Waste. I tried to warn her, but her hatred towards me caused her not to listen, and then, the barrel tipped over, and Toxic Waste fell on Lola's head and she was covered from head to toe in that stuff, and she stunk so bad that she makes everyone that comes near her throw up.
We gasped, and soon, the rest of the team arrived and we got out 22nd Century Expoacks and we put them on.
Nico: OH MAN, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Eli: Man! She is gonna be a STINKY ONE!
Me: UGH! THANK GOD WE GOT ON OUR 22ND CENTURY EXOPACKS! THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE VERY STINKY BATTLE!
Lincoln: I got plenty of soap and water to spray her down, but we're also going to need to scrub her down hard.
Kendra: She really needs a bath.
Me: Maybe a 4 hour scalding hot bath!
Kendra then heard a Pokemon cry.
We saw that it was an Articuno.
Me: Cool an Articuno.
Nico: Ooh a cold one.
We went over and saw that it hurt its wing too.
Nico: Oh the poor thing hurt its wing.
Kendra: Oh are you okay?
Articuno: I think so but my wing hurts.
Kendra: Oh here let me heal it up for you.
She went and did so.
Articuno: Thank you.
Kendra: You're welcome.
Lola: Now we have all three of the Kanto regions Legendary Birds.
Nanette: We sure do.
Camie: So cool.
Me: The Galar versions should be next too.
Qin: That would be awesome to see.
Nico: Hey, lets not get too hasty. They might not be next.
Me: I know but that would be so cool if they were though.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: You're right. But still.
Me: I know. Never know though.
Laney: Yeah.
Dino Tyranno: But right now we got a lunatic stinky girl to take care of.
Kendra put on her jumpsuit and it was green.
Qin: Awesome.
Lola: This will be awesome.
Me: Squidward can you use your clarinet to make Lola Vegas scream in agony?
Squidward: I like it.
Nico: This will be funny.
Lana: It sure will be.
Squidward played his clarinet.
SOUR TUNE.
Me: Yeah like that.
Squidward: Great!
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Lola Vegas) AHA! Got you! I just spotted Lola Vargas, she's 20 yards away and she's heading right for Kendra.
Kendra: Figures. She's going to get it big time!
Lincoln: Along with getting a much needed bath. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Lola Vegas.
Me: She is coming. I sense it.
Kaz held Kendra's hand.
Kaz: We're ready for this.
Charlie Brown: We sure are.
Laney: Yep.
Then, we heard a loud scream of rage.
?: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'LL PAY FOR MAKING ME LIKE THIS!
Kendra: Yeah, fuck you too, bitch!
We then saw a girl with crazy black hair in stained clothes with stink lines really coming off her and an aura of stink surrounding her and crazy eyes heading right for Kendra, it was Lola Dishwasher Vegas, and she was absolutely fucked-up and crazy. She was about to stab Kendra with a knife, but Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier protecting all of us and when the knife hit the barrier, it broke and she tried to hit it with her fists, but that didn't work, but it did make her fists bloody: SHE WAS SCREAMING AND WAILING IN RAGE AS SHE TRIED TO BREAK THE BARRIER AND KILL KENDRA!
Kendra: Damn, she's really lost it big time!
Nico: No fooling, man, she really despises you for what happened which wasn't your fault but hers!
Lincoln: That's for sure.
Lincoln fired a diamond ball that hit Lola Vegas in the face and sent her flying into a tree, but Lincoln didn't deactivate the barrier as we stood ready.
Lola Vegas: GET OUT HERE, YOU BITCH, SO I CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!
Kendra: (Flips Lola Vegas the finger) Go to Hell, you piece of shit!
Nico: Lincoln, even though we have on 22nd Century Exopacks on, do not deactivate the barrier, the stink lines and stink aura coming off her are really really strong! YUCK!
Lincoln: Getting covered in Toxic Waste gave her a stink aura! GROSS!
Kendra: Yeah, that's why everyone ran away from her.
Qin: Yep.
Tara then smelled how bad her stench was.
Tara: (SNIFFS) (THROWS UP ALL OVER LANA)
She threw up 50 times and drenched her in a pile of slop!
Tom tried to punch her but got knocked out with a punch to the face
Kendra: I told you she smelled that horrible!
Tom tried to punch her but got knocked out with a punch to the face
KRABLAM!
He was knocked out with a NASTY LUMP oon his head!
Sarah Gunnerson: NO ONE DOES THAT TO TOM!
Sarah kicked her in the face and knocked her down!
Double D got out soap!
Double D: Time for you to get the scrubbing of your life!
Lola Vegas: I can't get clean!
Me: Well you NEED A REALLY good bath!
Camie: Big time!
Squidward played Row Row Row Your Boat and Lola Vegas screamed in pain from the sour notes.
Double D scrubbed her all over with his loofa too.
Xenia: SCRUB A DUB DUB!
Double kept on scrubbing!
He even used his loofa!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Get her sockhead!
Double D: The one time I'm not Iron Boy!
Laney: Yeah!
Linka: Go Double D!
Qin: Yeah!
Double D: Just need to scrub the back!
He scrubbed hard.
Verliya Queshington: Time for you to see why I'm called the Embodiment of Vertigo.
She glared at Lola and made her go nuts!
(THE GOOD SHIP MISERY FROM THE PEBBLE AND THE PENGUIN PLAYS)
Gentoo: If you're in to pain and agony
Chinstraps: (Agony)
King: If you love the great indoors,
All: Welcome to the Good Ship Misery, The misery's all yours
Everyday begins with misery
Chinstraps: (Misery)
All : Breakfast in a rusty cup, Then we all get dull and miserable, And then we all throw up
The boots have got the place so hot, That to your spot you've got the rock and roll
King:There's never sun!
Chinstrap: The rats have run!
Gentoo: Does anyone remember fun?
All: No! No! No! No!
Gentoo: Just thought I'd ask!
Chinstraps: If you're thinking this could never be (Think again!) If you're thinking it's the Ritz
Gentoo: (Fat chance!)
All: Sorry, but the Good Ship Misery...
Royal: Is a reality,
All: Hubie, baby, this is the pits!
Royal: You sit and think and pray you'll sink,
King: Your muscles shrink,
Gentoo: You start to stink,
Chinstraps: And when they cough that slimy slop, And drop a glop of some on top It's woo!
All: Everyday's a total tragedy (Tragedy) Then the days begin to blow, Getting bored aboard the misery
Royal: Is a redundancy,
Gentoo: Is everybody miserable?
Chinstrap: Now you're talkin',
All: Yes, sir!
She was hurling her guts out from seasickness and chum eating in her mind!
Double D: I'm not finished!
He pulled out a Soap and water blaster and drenched her!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: Geez!
Laney: Wow!
Nico: Yikes.
Matau: WILD ACCESS!
Arkayna, Zarya, Piper, Emerald, Vakama, Nokama, Nuju, Whenua and Onewa: WILD ACCESS!
They transformed!
Arkayna: MAGICAL DRAGON! WILD FORCE SPRING GREEN!
Zarya: PROWLING WOLF! WILD FORCE NEON BLUE!
Piper: FLAMING PHOENIX! WILD FORCE FIRE ORANGE!
Emerald Goldenbraid: SHINING UNICORN! WILD FORCE MAGENTA!
Vakama: VALOROUS CAMEL! WILD FORCE BITTERSWEET RED!
Nokama: SINGING PORPOISE! WILD FORCE ELECTRIC BLUE!
Matau: GLIDING FLYING FROG! WILD FORCE LIGHT GREEN!
Nuju: FREEZING FOX! WILD FORCE WHITE!
Whenua: PROWLING BAT! WILD FORCE MIDNIGHT!
Onewa: DANCING KLIPSPRINGER! WILD FORCE BROWN!
They were ready for action!
Qin: COOL!
Cole: Awesome choices!
Varie: Wow!
Cole: GUARDIANS OF THE EARTH, UNITED WE ROAR!
Arkayna, Zarya, Piper, Emerald, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Whenua and Onewa: POWER RANGERS WILD FORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for some buttkicking!
Madison Mermaid: SO AWESOME!
Laney: YEAH!
Lola: That was awesome!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Articuno charged at her and flew into the air and then she fired an ice beam and froze her feet to the ground!
Me: Cold enough for you?
Lola: Yeah!
Poromon smashed beer bottles on her head1
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Lola Vegas: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Madison Mermaid: Take this!
She fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her!
Kaz: Save some for me babe!
He fired waves of fire and blasted her all over!
Kendra: I've had enough of your revolting stench to last an eternity!
Kaz: SAME HERE! (LOUD FART) OOPS!
Charlie Brown: I'm helping too, sis!
Nico: GO GET HER!
They went and smashed and bashed her.
Tom woke up and saw the fight.
Tom Major: WHOA! Thank goodness I woke up now!
He went and joined in.
Tom then punched Lola Vegas in the face!
Kaz: Tom! You regained consciousness early!
Tom Major: I know! OUCH!
Varie: Oh boy let me take a look.
She went and did.
Varie: WHOA! Nasty bruise on your head.
Nico: Ouch.
Varie: I'll get you healed up.
She did so.
Sarah: Now you know how I felt yesterday.
Tom Major: Tell me about it.
Misty Brightdawn: Boy thank goodness everyone is all right.
Me: No kidding.
Qin: Yeah.
Kendra punched Lola.
Kendra: Time for some pain Armorsight style!
She then had her eyes turn red and they merged and her skin turned into rock and her suit ripped!
She turned into ARMORSIGHT!
Lola Vegas: YOU'RE A FREAK!
Horsea: Look who's talking Ms. Stinky!
Me: Yeah! TAKE A BATH FLEABAG!
Nico: YEAH! Even though that didn't make sense it works.
Armorsight bashed her all over.
May and Manaphy fired energy waves and blasted Lola Vegas all over!
Double D kept scrubbing her.
Me: Boy those are REALLY STUBBORN toxic waste stains.
Gwen T.: That is nothing! Remember how I had to help that alien who was a frog alien and went in it in my underwear and I came out the other end. I COULDN'T GET THOSE STAINS OFF ME FOR A MONTH!
All of us: EW!
Me: Okay I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Kevin Levin: It's true.
Me: GEEZ! Okay okay.
Ben: Especially because that frog was me.
Me: Really!?
Nico: Really!?
Ben: Yeah sorry.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Lola.
Me: Okay I'm never going to get that thought out of my head.
Ben: Don't ask the name because I never turned into him ever since.
Me: Done and noted.
Lola: Yikes.
Me: Yeah.
Ben: But you know who I CAN turn into?
He turned into Swampfire!
Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!
Me: Now you're talking! Show her some Methanosian wrath!
Swampfire: With pleasure!
He went over to Lola.
Lola Vegas: What are you?
Swampfire: Someone that smells just as bad as you!
Swampfire fired methane gas from his armpit.
Me: Whatever you do, DON'T LIGHT A MATCH!
Swampfire: Only if we back away!
He then farted in her face!
LOUD FART!
Me: What died in here!?
WE LAUGHED!
Norbert: Oh guys I need to show you something.
Norbert showed his toe and it was big and IT SMELLED REALLY HORRIBLE!
Me: OH GOOD GOD! What the fuck is wrong with your toe!?
Daggett: IT'S STINKY TOE! The rare and incurable disease that afflicts only beavers!
Me: I remember we cured that! But lets see how it is compared to her.
Double D hurled his guts out and was puking like crazy!
Double D: SO STINKY!
Ed: Smell this!
Ed pulled out his wedge of stinky cheese!
Double D: ED YOUR STINKY CHEESE TOO!?
Me: OH GOOD GOD!
Qin: ED!
Lana: COOL!
Double D donned his Iron Boy suit so his helmet covered his nose
Me: JEEZ!
Lola Vega hurled her guts out!
Horsea squirted ink.
Armorsight punched Lola and then the ink got on Lola's eyes.
Armorsight reverted back and her clothes were back on her.
Suddenly, Kendra's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Kendra Armstrong's Armorsight Firestorm Cyclops Broadsword of Fire Justice from her back, and as she approached Lola Vegas, she left red energy, stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Kendra: You've got some goddamn nerve showing your face again, Lola Vegas, I can't ever forget what I've had to go through because of you. You have and always be a monstrous bully who's shown no compassion towards me at all, all you ever cared about was yourself and making everyone around you miserable. I don't regret what I did stopping you, and the toxic waste getting dumped on you, don't blame me for that, you did this to yourself. I've absolutely had it up to hear with you, you've always been such a bitch and forget about heading back to prison, what you've done in coming after me for revenge is getting you a one-way trip to Vypra who's going to more than enjoy straightening you out!
Suddenly, Kendra was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, earth, and fire surrounding the vortex, there are cyclopes, phoenixes, angels, and Armorsight flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lola Vegas: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Now, this is going to be good! I hope she tears that stinkpot apart piece by piece!
Lola Vegas: (NTH DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?!
Lola Vegas charged at the vortex still intending to kill Georgina, but the barrier still kept her from trying to get at us, and if that's not bad enough, that bitch got hit with fire and she screamed in agony as it damaged her face and left a really nasty scar on her face.
Eli: Ooh, now that's going to leave a scar on her! Serves her right!
Lincoln: And it's one she'll take with her to Vypra.
Then, as the vortex faded, Kendra emerged, but she was changed forever.
Kendra remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has gold bracers on her biceps and thighs and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long braded dark purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes, and a red energy aura with stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the image of Stonebiter holding the Fire and Earth Kanjis in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on cyclops earrings with red crystals for eyes and holding the Fire, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems in the gold fire links and brown crystal links and a red cyclops-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Stonebiter with a red crystal for its eye and holding the Fire, Stone, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck. Kendra has on has on a short-sleeved brown blouse, orange short-sleeved shirt, green skirt, yellow stockings, camo sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Stonebiter surrounded by fire and earth. Suddenly, Kendra felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with red tips on the large dark purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on her Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong's massive Kendra Armstrong's Armorsight Earth Firestorm Cyclops Greatsword of Underground Earth Firestorm Cyclops Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she has began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kendra Armstrong's Cosmic Eternal Underground Armorsight Earth Firestorm Cyclops Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Underground Armorsight Earth Firestorm Cyclops Phoenix Angel Greatsword Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Stonebiter etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged, red blade, large brown cyclops heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four brown cyclops heads with red gems for the eyes and on the bottom is Stonebiter's head with red gem for the eye and a large red gem in its mouth for the pommel. Kendra Armstrong has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Armorsight's head with red gem for the eye and a large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Armorsight that said, "Kendra Armstrong, Genderbent Sister of Ken Armstrong, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Armorsight, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Sister of Charlie Brown and His Friends, Archenemy of Shendu, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, and Tengu Shredder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Lava, Golems, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ケンドラ・アームストロング、ケン・アームストロングのジェンダーベントの妹、ジーン・スラマーでありアーマーサイトのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとタートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、チャーリー・ブラウンとその仲間たちの愛する妹、シェンドゥの大敵、チェレルの破壊者、ウルトロムシュレッダー、そしてテングシュレッダー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、そして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球、溶岩、ゴーレム、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Kendra Armstrong has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-ARMORSIGHT-CYCLOPS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CYCLOPS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CYCLOPS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CYCLOPS PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Kendra's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Stonebiter-Cyclops-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Lola Vegas saw it, she went absolutely fucked-up ballistic and ran at her to kill her again, but Lincoln put down the barrier and Kendra fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, earth, fire, cyclopes, phoenixes, and angels which hits Lola Vegas and she got hit hard and burned again and sent flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was really really REALLY PISSED OFF BEYOND IMAGINATION!
Kendra: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Fire Earth Underground Cyclops Phoenix Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Fire Earth Underground Cyclops Phoenix Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Lola!
Nico: You sure have!
Me: You're screwed now!
Kaz blushed at this.
Nico: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lola Vegas was hit by a blast of light and got burned again. She screamed in rage and pain, but boy was she madder than Lori, Lynn, and Lola at the absolute worst of their wraths due to their Dark Sides.
Lincoln: Luan, was that...?
Luan: Wasn't me.
Me: No, it wasn't, but I know someone who has the knack for blasting assholes with light blasts and energy.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a white short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, yellow skirt, white bridal gloves, yellow stockings, white knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Maria Knudson.
Me: I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Selena Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Maria?!
Maria Knudson: Yep, Maria Knudson, God Sibling of Light and The Sun, reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and giving you a really massive scrub-down before we hand you over to Vypra.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You may have pulled off your escape from prison using your unbearable stink to knock out the guards, but that's not going to save you from us.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yeah, you've already pissed us off after Kendra told us, and now, you're about to get a long well-deserved bath, and after that, we're handing you over to Vypra, who's going to enjoy straightening you out!
Lincoln, Kendra, and I went after Lola Vegas, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Lola Vegas, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Kendra, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Lola Vegas even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lola Vegas: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Lola Vegas charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword. Then, Lincoln grabbed her by the waist with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed her into the ground, and she was really getting messed up, and then, he threw her and sent her into a nearby tree.
Lola Vegas: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Oh, shut it already.
Nico put soap in her mouth!
Lincoln summoned a massive tank full of hot water and grabbed Lola Vegas and threw her inside the tank of water, then, Lincoln fired blasts of liquid soap into the tank of hot water, closed the lid, and he pressed a button the remote control and it activated. Then, it proceeded to give her a well-deserved scrub down as Lola Vegas was being scrubbed head to toe by the machine, and we saw the water turn a sickening green color.
Qin: Ew!
Me: YUCK!
Nico: Damn, that sure is a lot of toxic waste she was covered in!
Me: OH GOOD GOD! And I thought Stankfoot was REALLY Rank!
Then, when the machine buzzed, all of the green water was drained and pumped into a separate tank and Lola Vegas was now cleaned up and soaking wet!
Me: There you're all clean now.
Maria: You're welcome!
Lincoln snapped his fingers and she was sent to The Masters of Evil through a portal he made below her feet. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Kendra's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive purple angel wings are permanent and the machine vanished.
Nico: That was an awesome beatdown and scrub down we gave Lola Vegas.
Lincoln: She needed it, and the attitude adjustment will be left to Vypra. (To Maria Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Maria.
Maria Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, and Sakura again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Maria Knudson and he hugged her, and Maria Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Maria Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Maria Knudson, God Sibling of Light and The Sun, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful light and sun powers and immense control over light, energy, and life nourishment, and she also has the power to bring life to dead planets and places and even bring the dead back to life. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, and Marlene, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Light, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE BLINDED BY JUSTICE'S LIGHT AND FURY!
We gasped.
Nico: Yikes! That's another of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to be hit by blinding light.
Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants that, and now that you're here, Maria.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Maria Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Maria Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Maria Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Maria Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Maria Knudson.
Maria Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Me: That was awesome.
Qin: Yeah it was!
Laney: Boy that was funny too.
Poromon: Want some beer?
Articuno: Oh I only drink champagne.
Me: Champagne is good.
Poromon: Good enough for me.
Poliwag did the puppy eyes.
Nico: Poliwag that's enough and also Champagne is a beverage with alcohol in it.
Poliwag: Oh right I forgot about that.
Articuno: And besides the Puppy eyes doesn't work on me.
Camie: Still cute though.
Poromon: I'll take what I can get.
Nico: Good.
Me: Nico can we use these air fresheners now?
Nico: Oh right.
I sprayed the area and it smelled better.
Me: Ahh. Much better.
Manaphy smelled the air and it was full of pine trees.
Manaphy: Ahh. Much better and awesome.
I put a drop of liquid garbage on Norbert's stinky toe and it was cured.
Norbert: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome Norbert.
Camie: Wow. So all it takes is one drop of garbage?
Me: Yep. Weird huh? But it works.
Laney: Yeah.
Horsea sniffed the air.
Horsea: Ahh awesome.
Qin: Yeah.
Madison Mermaid: That was so fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Varie: Maybe Lola will behave better in the M.O.E.
Kendra: One can only hope.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: Yep.
Poliwag sniffed the air.
Poliwag: Ahh much better.
Poromon sniffed the air too.
Poromon: Smells great.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: You did good too Double D.
Edd: Thank you Nico.
Eddy: Yeah you did great sockhead.
Me: Sorry about all the stinky stuff.
Edd: Aw that's okay ladies and gentlemen. But it was fun.
Laney: It sure was.
Me: Yep. Now comes another fun part of our rescues. The Anothers.
Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! J.D. you are going to be in for another awesome swear off. We have Another Ghostly Trio, Bond Man and Kerbero Gangan.
Me: WHOA! Just three of them this time.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Technically it's five.
Me: True but one person is the archenemy of three.
Nico: Oh right.
Eli: Yep and the Ghostly Trio and Bond Man are one person.
Nico: Nice.
Me: Just Lucy (Cyberpunk) then.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Ghostly Trio and Bond Man!
Me: Cool!
Lola: This will be awesome!
Another Bond Man: (In a girls voice) It sure will be good!
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged and reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and pink and blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Coral Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had a coral sword.
Me: Coraline Coral! Awesome!
Coraline Coral: (Australian Accent) Great to see you again J.D. mate.
Me: You too. Coraline is the embodiment of the Coral Dopant and she was born from a great family of Great Barrier Reef and Coral Reef Conservationalist and Environmental Protection Workers.
Nico: That is cool!
Coraline Coral: Yeah I've been protecting the environment and the coral reefs since I was a wee nipper and it's fun doing all that too mates.
Nicole: That is awesome. And the coral reefs are happy for that.
Coraline Coral: They sure are mate.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Me: By the way is the Another Kerbero Gangan friendly or hostile?
Coraline Coral: Friendly mate and she is a really awesome one for Homer and Lily.
Me: Really? Wow.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY! It's FAT ALBERT!
He jumped and smashed Another Bond Man!
Me: Hey Stretch, Fatso and Stinky! You guys are disgusting and obnoxious creeps!
Another Ghostly trio: Thank you!
Me: That was an insult you moronic fucksacks!
Another Stretch: Shut up skinbag!
Me: Piss off you motherfucking pissant!
Tayuya: Yeah you douchebag moronic fuckmule!
Another Stretch: Go kill yourselves!
Me: Go fucking jump off a cliff you fuckpot!
Another Stretch: Get a life!
Me: I have one you shitkicking fucklipped moron!
Another Stretch: GO BITE NOSES!
Eddy: YOU GUYS LICK ASSHOLES!
Another Stretch: Oh yeah!? Well you shit on people's mouths!
Me: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth or use it to wipe her ass!?
Tayuya: Yeah you motherfucking dickless piece of fucking shit!
Another Stinky: Smellogram!
He belched and I blew the stinky belch back to all three of them and then they smelled it and exploded!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Nice one.
Eddy: Literal assholes!
Me: Big time!
Xenia: Yeah and they treat Casper like dirt!
Nico: No kidding.
Qin: Awesome.
Kairi Yano: KAITO CHANGE!
Keiichiro: KEISOU CHANGE!
They transformed and were ready!
Xenia: Yeah!
Poromon flew onto Nico's head.
Me: Here it comes!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER KERBERO GANGAN!
Me: Nice!
Kerbero Gangan: Who is that handsome looking devil?
Me: Another you.
Another Kerbero: (In a girls voice) (GASP) That voice.
We then smelled a delicious aroma.
Homer: (SNIFF) (DROOLS) Mmm donuts!
She reverted back and it was a girl with pink hair and had pink clothes and yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol for the Donut Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a donut sword.
Me: (GASP) Dahlia Donut!
Lily: (DROOLS) Oh boy!
Dahlia Donut: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Dahlia is the Embodiment of the Donut Dopant and she is also one of the best donut chefs ever and makes thousands of varieties. Also she is a thief that goes after criminals.
Kerbero Gangan: That is awesome! Like me as a Gangler.
Me: Yep.
Kaito: (gets out Patranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Kyuranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Chloe Bourgeois: (gets out Lupinranger gear) Zocks, I'm helping out too.
Zocks: Okay.
Kaito and Chloe got LupinRanger and PatRanger swords and Zocks and a Kyuranger sword.
Dahlia Donut: No he didn't. I left a plate of donuts for him and left as he ate them.
Nico: Swartz sure has an awesome sweet tooth.
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) He sure does.
Sougo: (gets out Patranger Ridewatch) I hope you give donuts to Homer
Geiz: (Gets out Kyuranger Ridewatch) He loves the stuff!
Tsukuyomi: (gets out Lupinrnager Ridewatch) But then again, most of us do.
Sougo got Patren1gouArmor, Geiz got ShishiRedArmor, and Tsukuyomi got LupinRedArmor.
Dahlia Donut: Oh don't worry.
She fired a wave of energy and a huge box of many kinds of donuts appeared in front of Lily and Homer.
Dahlia Donut: With my powers I got an infinite supply of them.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of energy and did so and we were ready for him.
Keiichiro: By Order of the GSPO, We're Taking you down by force!
Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure!
Me: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Another Kerbero Gangan: (Tauntingly) OOH I'm so scared!
Me: You should be!
Nico: (Gets out Kerbero Gangan's Ridewatch) Lets see whos guns are better!
May: (Gets out Hetatoid's Ridewatch) And who has the most fun.
Maria: (Gets out Jean Jacket's ridewatch) And who scares more.
Fat Albert: This will be fun! (GETS OUT BOND MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
They activated the ridewatches of Kerbero Gangan, Bond Man, Hekatoid, Devidramon, Jean Jacket, Howling Hairfish, Captain Kidd (Felix the Cat), The Stray Dogs (Rocko's Modern Life), Howling Aces (Cuphead) and Barnyard Dawg (Looney Tunes) and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Another all over.
Then Snake, Roman Torchwick, Two Bad, Army Dillo, Lefrog and Froot Loops Queen came.
Nico: Nice team Snake!
Snake: Thanks dude. It's like cool.
Me: It sure is.
?: Boy it sure is!
Sheep Man came.
Me: Sheep Man whoa!
Sheep Man: (In a girls voice) (Swiss Accent) Ja it sure is perfect.
Nico: Heidi Fischer! Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had red angel wings and a Swiss outfit on and had a sheep symbol in the middle of her forehead. Also a Mareep came.
Heidi Fischer: Ja it's good to see you again Nico and my Mareep remembers you too.
Mareep: Mareep.
Nico: Awesome to see you again Mareep.
Heidi Fischer: We got this.
They fired waves of lightning.
Kairi: LUPIN BLAST!
Keiichiro: PAT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted Another Kerbero and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: Another Kerbero Gangan you have failed this world!
Keiichiro: Mission accomplished!
Kairi Yano: With that we bid you a final adieu!
Poromon: Hi Mareep.
Mareep nuzzled Poromon.
Heidi Fischer: Mareep remembers you too Poromon ja.
Qin: Aww. So cool.
Fat Albert: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Heidi Fischer: Ja it's where Nico helped me get my sheep back from a wolf.
Me: Was it McWolf?
Nico: Yeah (LAUGHS) It sure was and he loves sheep for dinner.
Me: (LAUGHS) That McWolf he always cracks me up.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Heidi hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Heidi.
Heidi Fischer: Me too Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Agent J, and Agent K are heading to Nagashino, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: a clone of Master Xandred, along with clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred were sighted and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
So, we got to destroy the clones of Master Xandred, Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Nagashino, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: a clone of Master Xandred, along with clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred were sighted and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
We gasped.
Me: Why, that little...!
Jayden: Now, he's gone and made clones of our old enemies? Boy, he really doesn't know when to quit.
Nicole: He sure doesn't, Jayden, and he was sighted here in Nagashino.
Mitsuhide Akechi: That's correct, Nicole, and he and his army of clones overwhelmed some of the forces of The Takeda and Oda.
Persephone: We need to lure them out.
Lincoln: And we will. We're stationed in The Oda main camp, which means, we'll use the rifle unit on the Moogers.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Felicia Midnight of The Midnight Society.
Felicia Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from the clone of Master Xandred, but I've set him off big time and he's already sending his minions after us!
Nobunaga Oda: Perfect.
The rifle unit got into position, and then, we saw Mooger foot soldiers coming right at us, and then...!
Lincoln: Fire!
The rifle unit commenced fire, and the bullets hit the Mooger foot soldiers and they fell one by one.
Eli: Unbelievable.
Nicole: This was how Nobunaga brought down the Takeda at Nagashino by decimating the Calvary with his rifle unit.
Suddenly, we heard unearthly and really loud yells of anger!
Lincoln: Yep, we've pissed off Master Xandred!
Suddenly, we saw the clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred as they went at us, but we stood ready and we fired powerful energy blasts at them and knocked them all down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred and he began absorbing them into him as he assimilated all of their powers, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and all that's left is the clone of Master Xandred.
?: (ENRAGED LOUD ROAR) RANGERS! TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
We then saw our target, the clone of Master Xandred, and he was out to destroy us, and boy was he really really really angry and mad now!
Sylvester: Ugh, he's just as monstrous and ferocious as the original one.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Clone or not, he's still as dangerous as the real one. Let's end him and take care of that next manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Persephone's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clone of Master Xandred, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers and he stabbed the Master Xandred clone and he began absorbing him as he assimilated all of his powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger. Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of him, and he sent the clones' spirits to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants. (To Felicia Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Felicia Midnight.
Felicia Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.
Autumn Midnight: You too, Felicia.
Lincoln went up to Felicia Midnight and he hugged her, and Felicia Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Felicia Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Felicia Midnight, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fourth younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that jerk showed up and tried to attack, but Felicia used her dark powers and made Lewis Travolta's nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back to prison and holed himself back in his cell and he refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Serves him right! Stupid lardass!
Me: Yeah, I remembered that night all too well, and Felicia really did awesome in scaring that jerk senseless.
Lincoln: He made a huge mistake coming after us again, and now that you're here, Felicia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Felicia Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Felicia Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Felicia Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Felicia Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Felicia Midnight.
Felicia Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Yuruko, Bitchko, Bakako, Kuroko, and Yariko from JK Bitch ni Shiboraretai.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yuruko, Bitchko, Bakako, Kuroko, and Yariko from JK Bitch ni Shiboraretai.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Yuruko: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yuruko and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Master Xandred and his minions, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Yuruko: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Yuruko: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yuruko, Bitchko, Bakako, Kuroko, and Yariko with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Master Xandred and his minions created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them down and Lincoln stabbing them with his Cell Stinger tips on his tails and he absorbed them into him and assimilated all their powers which forced out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he was destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Felicia Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness was here and it created clones of Master Xandred and his former minions?!
Lincoln: Yep, but just like what happened, I absorbed them and assimilated all their powers.
Nico: Along with banishing their souls to The Black Gates and it also forced out the manifestation once more and he too got destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Me: He really refused to give up and just die, what a sore loser.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Master Xandred and his minions and destroyed another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Felicia Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Felicia Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Felicia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Felicia Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Felicia Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of King Mondo, Queen Machina, Prince Sprocket, Prince Gasket, Princess Archerina, Klank & Orbus, Staroid, Silo, Boohoo the Clown, People Pitcher, Digster, Puppetman, Video Vulture, Leaky Faucet, Pumpkin Sorcerer, Steambot, Traffic Kitty, Bucket of Bolts, Adrian, Pollenator, Fortissimodo, Mean Screen, Mechanizer, Robocupid, Defoliator, Main Drain, Punch-A-Bunch, Mace Face, Defector, Drill Master, Googleheimer the Toy Robot, Wrecking Ball, Admiral Abominator, Wolfbane, Tarantabot, Somnibot, Borax, Hosehead, Tough Tusks, Stenchy, Midas Hound, Cruel Chrome, Altor, Protectron, Nuklifier, Mechaterpillar, and Cog Changer.
Tommy Oliver: What the? Now, we got clones of King Mondo and The Machine Empire?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved.
Jason Lee Scott: What a sore loser, let's get them!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and he fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of King Mondo, Queen Machina, Prince Sprocket, Prince Gasket, Princess Archerina, Klank & Orbus, Staroid, Silo, Boohoo the Clown, People Pitcher, Digster, Puppetman, Video Vulture, Leaky Faucet, Pumpkin Sorcerer, Steambot, Traffic Kitty, Bucket of Bolts, Adrian, Pollenator, Fortissimodo, Mean Screen, Mechanizer, Robocupid, Defoliator, Main Drain, Punch-A-Bunch, Mace Face, Defector, Drill Master, Googleheimer the Toy Robot, Wrecking Ball, Admiral Abominator, Wolfbane, Tarantabot, Somnibot, Borax, Hosehead, Tough Tusks, Stenchy, Midas Hound, Cruel Chrome, Altor, Protectron, Nuklifier, Mechaterpillar, and Cog Changer and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers which opened into massive suckers, and one by one, he latched them onto the heads of the clones of King Mondo, Queen Machina, Prince Sprocket, Prince Gasket, Princess Archerina, Klank & Orbus, Staroid, Silo, Boohoo the Clown, People Pitcher, Digster, Puppetman, Video Vulture, Leaky Faucet, Pumpkin Sorcerer, Steambot, Traffic Kitty, Bucket of Bolts, Adrian, Pollenator, Fortissimodo, Mean Screen, Mechanizer, Robocupid, Defoliator, Main Drain, Punch-A-Bunch, Mace Face, Defector, Drill Master, Googleheimer the Toy Robot, Wrecking Ball, Admiral Abominator, Wolfbane, Tarantabot, Somnibot, Borax, Hosehead, Tough Tusks, Stenchy, Midas Hound, Cruel Chrome, Altor, Protectron, Nuklifier, Mechaterpillar, and Cog Changer, and they tried to fight back, but couldn't. Then, Lincoln sucked them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: I can't believe that sore loser created clones of King Mondo and The Machine Empire.
Me: Yeah, he really is a sore loser.
Tommy Oliver: He just never gives up.
Lincoln: You said it. But, let him keep sending more clones of the Power Rangers' enemies, he knows I'll absorb them and I'll destroy him. But, of course, I know this isn't the end of those remnants of that lunatic.
Nico: Yeah, he's never going to quit until we're destroyed, he's even worse than that fucked-up dark asshole, Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom.
Nicholette Torrington: You said a mouthful.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko are heading to Lake Lamode.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Mayumi Madoka: Wow, so, this is Lake Lamode, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Madoka, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Lake Lamode, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, twenty-five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Universe 666 Mindy (Totally Spies!), Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Mindy, Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Izuku: Wow, I knew Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Sam Simpson: And Universe 666 Mindy is so much different from the prime universe Mindy. If we see her, there's no doubt she'll be coming after us for revenge for what we did in turning her cousin, Mandy, into humiliation fodder.
Lincoln: She deserves to suffer the same fate as her heartless sadistic cousin. If she shows up, I'll do much worse to her.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Mindy, Simulator Cherry Hunter, Simulator Yoko, Simulator Mimi Kitagami, Simulator Alice, Mayumi Madoka aka Wicken, Mari Jorōgumo aka Silkereen, Kuroko Moya aka Black Swan, Hizuki Yaju aka Untamed, Homura Shōbō-shi aka Amber, Akiko Pinto aka Ms. Quills, Ichigo Sumūjī aka Strawberry Milkmaid, Banira Sumūjī aka Vanilla Milkmaid, Shokoa Sumūjī aka Chocolate Milkmaid, Sakura Sumūjī aka Cherry Milkmaid, Ierō Sumūjī aka Banana Milkmaid, Mentha Sumūjī aka Shamrock Milkmaid, Murasaki Suraimu aka Grimace Milkmaid, Chiharu Kōhī aka Cappuccino Milkmaid, Kuroko Gashado aka Phobius, Majo Mizu aka Sea Hag, Universe 666 Sunny Tennyson, Universe 666 Hasebe, Universe 666 Mami, and Universe 666 Sabuko, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Next is Bowser Jr's Boom Bunker.
Qin: Cool!
Me: I rememher that one. I'll go with on that one.
Kole: And me and Earth will go with too.
Nico: All right then.
We went into the simulator and it activated and we were in BOWSER JR.'S BOOM BUNKER!
Nico: Here we are.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well I'll tell you more when you get to the end.
Nico: Okay.
Me: I'll show you what we're up against.
Nico: Okay.
Kole: This is gonna be good.
?: Let us help too.
2 figures came. 1 was a girl with red hair, orange eyes, red and and orange clothes, fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Laval Monsters on and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a fire sword.
The 2nd girl had aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had silver clothes and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Skull Man on it.
Lina Laval: Lina Laval, Embodiment of the Laval monsters.
Skyla Skull: And Skyla Skull, Embodiment of the Skull Man.
Gaz: Skyla!? Whoa!
Persephone: Wow! Awesome to see you again.
Skyla Skull: Gaz and Persephone it's awesome to hear your voices again. Its been a while.
Nico: We can talk more later. Lets go.
We were off.
Nico: We're probably facing Bowser Jr.
Me: Yep.
We landed at the end and we saw BOWSER JR. and he was in an awesome TANK! It was his BOOM BUNKER!
Nico: WHOA!
Nicole: Okay here is the tough part. You got to smash that top dome 3 times.
Nico: Easy.
Bowser Jr.: Hey guys!
Me: Awesome tank B.J.!
Bowser Jr.: Just so you know, there are several extra galaxies that you guys might want to check out before going after the last set. And after you defeat Papa, you should check out the final galaxy.
Me: Good idea!
Nico: I agree there.
Lina Laval: That will be awesome to see.
Nico: It sure will.
Skyla Skull: I think so too.
Bowser Jr: But you have to defeat me first. It's the last time you fight me in a galaxy. And this one's gonna be a blast!
Nico: Bring it on!
Me: Yeah!
Lina Laval: Yeah!
Nico: (Gets out Kerbero Gangan and David Cain's ridewatches) I brought so many weapons!
He activated them and fired rocket launchers and energy blasters and blasted the glass dome on top.
Me: Oh yeah!
I fired an energy blast and blasted the dome on top too!
Kole: Time for some Earth Power!
Earth: Yeah!
They fired waves of lava and crystal and blasted the dome.
Lina and Skyla fired waves of skulls and fire and the blasts hit the glass dome and the tank exploded and sent Bowser Jr. flying and out came the Grand Star!
Nico: There's the Grand Star!
We went and got it!
YOU GOT A GRAND STAR!
Me: Oh yeah!
Lina Laval: That was fun!
We all high five!
Bowser Jr. Fainted.
FWOMP!
Me: Boy that tired him out.
Skyla Skull: I hope we didn't hit him too hard.
Lina Laval: Yeah.
Nico: How did you meet Gaz and Persephone?
Skyla Skull: I met Gaz when she was trying to think of ways to kill her brother and I used an even worse punishment for her.
Nico: (GULPS)
Skyla Skull: Trust me you don't want to know what it is. She hated her brother and wanted nothing more than to kill him. Long story. But I helped make her a better person and I met Persephone when I was helping her get an awesome new coffin for her bedroom. It was an awesome one.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: That is awesome.
Nico: Would you two like to join the team?
Skyla Skull: We would be honored.
We left and everyone cheered wildly.
Poromon was in the city and he found a gang of cats.
Poromon: (to a gang of cats) Hello there.
The cats saw him and they went up to him and nuzzled him.
Poromon: Aww you guys are so cute. Oh you poor kitties. I think you need love.
He decided to bring them home.
We saw Poromon with the cats.
Mokunai XI: Poromon why did you bring these cats home?
Poromon: They were hungry and homeless.
Fluttershy: Aww we'll gladly take care of them. They need love and a good home.
Fluttershy went and got them some cream and fish. They were really hungry.
Fluttershy: Oh they were really hungry.
Qin: Aww. They are so cute.
Yugi: What are their names?
Fluttershy: Aww their names are Veliya, Elliya and Roviya and they are Russian Blue cats.
Me: Aww.
Fluttershy: They are girl cats and they only wanted a good home.
Nico: Poor kitties.
Poromon: They were just left there to starve. I couldn't just leave them there.
Nico: Aww you did a good thing Poromon.
Wildrider: Do they have rabies?
Fluttershy felt for that.
Fluttershy: Oh no they don't.
Poromon: That's a relief.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Varie: Yeah.
Smokescreen: Who's gonna keep them?
Poromon: I will but they will be in the care of Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Hooray!
Laney: Yay more pets!
Nico: Awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the LEGO version of The Living Mummy, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the LEGO version of The Living Mummy, and he's causing havoc.
Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?
Lincoln: He's in the level I Sphinx We Have a Problem!
Me: Ooh boy.
Nico: Yep. Alright, let's head down to Chronopolis and take down the LEGO version of The Living Mummy.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Dominik Kucera, the second of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda yesterday. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, the next person coming after us is Dominik Kucera, the second of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda yesterday.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) That loser, I knew he'd be the next one we'd go after.
Lincoln: And it's just like I said yesterday, now that Tobias Svoboda is dead, Dominik Kucera, Daniel Kadlec, Adam Hornik, Marek Hruska, Josef Sedlacek, and Antonin Ruzicka are basically running around like headless chickens, and they're only wanting one thing: revenge. Unfortunately for them, their skills in black magic are nothing compared to ours, and we've dealt with those who've sold their souls to The Devil for dark powers before.
Me: It always ends with you stripping them of their powers and getting destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Eli: He never did that with The Order of The Black Cross nor The Chernabog Sisters, J.D., he flat-out killed them.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Eh, either way, those six are going to follow Tobias straight to The Black Gates later on today. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Chronopolis to take down the LEGO version of The Living Mummy.
Lincoln: LEGO version of The Living Mummy, you better be ready, and once we get done with him, you're next, Dominik Kucera.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) You and the others made a very huge mistake escaping from Hell, Dominik. I would've thought we were finally rid of you after we banished you, Tobias, and your allies seven years ago to Hell, but not even Hell will keep you seven trapped for good. Very well, you'll suffer the same fate as Tobias, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO version of The Living Mummy, and once we get through with him, Lincoln and Dana Voráčová are going to destroy Dominik Kucera, the second of the Czech Republic's seven infamous Satanic serial killers.
Tara, Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Terraria the Dorome, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman, Cuppa Joe, SpongeBob Robot, Imitation Krabs, Squidward Robot, and Urchin (EEK! An Urchin) - Nico's rescue was in mermaid oasis hidden in forest to battle a stinky enemy of Kendra's. Her name is Lola Dishwater Vegas and she is a REALLY STINKY AND PUTRID SMELLING GIRL! She stinks so bad that she makes everyone that comes near her throw up.
Waffle Woman was first
Waffle Woman: (to Tara) Nico's rescue was in mermaid oasis hidden in forest to battle a stinky enemy of Kendra's. Her name is Lola Dishwater Vegas and she is a REALLY STINKY AND PUTRID SMELLING GIRL! She stinks so bad that she makes everyone that comes near her throw up.
Tara: UCH! IT WAS TERRIBLE! She smelled so horrible that I hurled my guts out all over Lana!
Chiro: Lana didn't mind it but that was gross!
Terraria: That was awful! But yeah she smelled REALLY bad. The reason is because she was drenched in toxic waste. They had to put her in a really special modified cell to make it totally odor proof.
Applejack: HOOOWEE! She smelled worse than a bunch of pigs in a sludge pit!
Apple Bloom: Yeah that was gross!
Flashwing: Yeah it was awful! It smelled horrible!
Waffle Woman: Boy she must've SMELLED HORRIBLE! Lets do it!
Tara used the Time Force Gear and got an awesome Time Force Sword! They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Raven, Derpy Hooves, Aniya Florrentine, Silphymon, Lucilla Demigorgan, Sailor Ysmault, Mari and her sisters of the Blue Slime, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bright Man and Shade Man VS Roquefort, Cheese Monster, Malaria, Wolf (Tex Avery) Prisoner Style, Parasite Queen, and Edo Roshi - Us battling Another Ghostly Trio, Bond Man and Kerbero who were the embodiments of the Coral Dopant and Donut Dopant
Roquefort was next.
Roquefort: (to Raven) Nico, Gaz's team, Kerbero Gangan's team, and the others did good battling Another Ghostly Trio, Bond Man and Kerbero Gangan. They were the embodiments of the Coral Dopant and Donut Dopant
Raven: Homer and Lily loved the embodiment of the Donut Dopant and she made really awesome Donuts. But You should have seen what happened. J.D. got into a really horrible swearing contest with the Another Ghostly Trio.
Derpy Hooves: It was really crazy and awesome! Boy J.D.'s rotten mouth proved to be too much for them.
Mari: Yeah that was really awesome to see.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it sure was! Brutal! Tayuya even helped out and beat them at their own game.
Cozy Glow: It was a rant fest of total rotten mouths!
Hex: It was funny.
Roquefort: WHOA! Brutal! I heard that J.D. beat the Ghostly trio in an extra battle with a rotten mouth talk and that is cool. Lets do it!
Raven used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of darkness, skulls, bones, blood, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down.
Starfire, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, Endurance, Aki the Red Slime, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe, Le Quack, Jorgen Von Strangle, Astral Drop Irma, Astral Drop Taranee, and Astral Drop Cornelia - Lincoln's rescue was in Nagashino, and we be battled a clone of Master Xandred, along with clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred were sighted and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again. So, we got to destroy the clones of Master Xandred, Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer,Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred. (PANTS) SOMEONE GET ME SOME MILK
Katnappe was next.
Katnappe: (to Starfire) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Nagashino, and he battled a clone of Master Xandred, along with clones of Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer, Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred were sighted. They were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again. So, he had to destroy the clones of Master Xandred, Octoroo, Serrator, General Gut, Deker, Dayu, Tooya, Scorpionic, Rofer, Doubletone, Dreadhead, Negatron, Yamiror, Madimot, Desperaino, Robtish, Vulpes, Steeleto, Antberry, Splitface, Arachnitor, Rhinosnorus, Sharkjaw, Sergeant Tread, Armadeevil, Switchbeast, Eyescar, Crustor, Skarf, Duplicator, Grinataur, Epoxar, Maldan, Trickster, Pestilox, Fiera, Gigertox, and Gred. (PANTS) SOMEONE GET ME SOME MILK
Maria came and got her a carton of milk.
Katnappe: Thanks Maria. Wow! That was a lot to say.
Maria: It sure was. Wow!
Katnappe gulped it down.
Starfire: It was a great battle there. But it was awesome.
Larry Loud: Boy it sure was cool!
Aki: We were amazed that Lincoln faced all those Nighloks all at once and absorbed them. That was awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: Lincoln is absorbing all of the Power Rangers most dangerous enemies all in one sitting and that is awesome.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy it sure is! We're all getting their powers and strengths and abilities from them too.
Sunburn: We sure are and that is awesome.
Katnappe: Boy it sure is! I think Lincoln is getting us prepared for when we battle Lord Zedd and Rita in November. Lets do it!
Starfire used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.
Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, Algata, Judia the Flow Kelp, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Stalker and Kraven the Hunter VS Common Cold, Crud, Land Before Time Red Claw, Abnes, Beard Deer, and Cancer (Mega Man Star Force) - The next galaxy
Common Cold was next.
Common Cold (to Robin): Next was Bowser Jr's Boom Bunker. He told Nico about some extra Galaxies that we should check out before the final set and the very last one.
Robin: Yeah he sure did and seeing all those extra galaxies is gonna be awesome.
Dark Magician Girl: It sure is gonna be really amazing to see there.
Judia: It sure is! I'm really looking forward to all this too.
Rarity: Me too darlings. This will be a fun adventure.
Sweetie Belle: You got that right.
Gill Grunt: I agree there too.
Common Cold: It sure will be awesome. Lets do it! (SNEEZES)
Robin used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Cyborg, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, Loviya the Black Harpy, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus, Mike Rochip, Toadwart, Eustace Strych, Evil Chili Pot, and Saber Shadow - The Mascots encountering a group of cats.
Tecnus was next.
Technus: (to Cyborg) The Mascots encountered a group of cats. What were their names?
Cyborg: Fluttershy called them Veliya, Elliya and Roviya and they are Russian Blue girl cats.
Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) They were really adorable and we now have more awesome pets.
Loviya: Boy they are so cute. Laney loved them too.
Pinkie Pie: They are very good pets for all of us too and even Opalescence and our cat friends have new friends.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They sure are adorable.
Featherweight: Yeah no Rarity and the Louds cat are gonna have a bunch of new playmates.
Sprocket: They sure are and so will the FluffyCats mascot too.
Technus: (LAUGHS) That is true. Awesome to have new pets. Lets do it!
Cyborg used the Time Force gear and they fired waves of metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.
Beast Boy, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Alien X, Carla Wong III, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Camille and Jarred VS Xaldin, Yost Whirlwind, Attacky Sack, Puffer (Yoshi's Island), Jellyfish (Mario), and Lunge Fish - The Cats are adorable
Xaldin was next.
Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) The Cats are adorable. But I hope they're not like the ones the Casagrandes encountered!
Beast Boy: Oh no way! There was only three of them. They were Russian Blue Cats and they were cute.
Rapunzel: Fluttershy can talk to them really well and they are Russian Cats and they are cute.
Alien X: (In 3 Voices) Yeah that is for sure.
Carla Wong III: We were amazed to see that too. Hitch talks to them too and that is cool.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there and that is awesome.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. Now we have 3 more awesome new pets.
Spyro: They sure are awesome.
Xaldin: Thank goodness they aren't those cats that the Casagrandes know. Lets do it!
Beast Boy used the Time Force gear and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Kole, Lola Ferrington, Dora Santiago, Serenity Lexington, Chloe Bailey, Eliza Taylor, Corina the Creeping Coin, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami, Stacey, Ghost Monster, Nep-Enut, Mad Steamhorn, and Angry Roast Chicken - Night of The Living Mummy next
Salami Swami was next.
Salami Swami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) I Sphinx We Have a Problem! is next. I hope you guys came prepared for that.
Kole: Oh we sure are and we're going to pulverize Loki and N'Kantu the Living Mummy.
Lola Ferrington: It sure will be fun and cool.
Corina: As long as we kick that God's butt!
Fluttershy: I have a feeling we will and it will be fun and awesome.
Tornado Bolt: And it will be really awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure will be.
Stealth Elf: You got that right!
Salami Swami: Indeed. Lets do it!
Kole used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Erza Scarlet, Botan, Denise Wellington, Nuria, Taelia the Snow Faerie, Kari the Negg Faerie, Nima the Cupid, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar, Toar, Burritozilla (TTG), Volcano Men, Harddrive, and EP-327 - Lego Loki and N'Kantu, the Living Mummy are next.
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) Lego Loki and N'Kantu, the Living Mummy are next. But it's N'Kantu who's the biggest threat.
Erza: That's right! We faced Mummies before and tore them apart. But this will be awesome.
Botan: (British Accent) It sure will be cool.
Nima the Cupid: And we'll spread the love of pain on him.
Rainbow Dash: But this will be an awesome one too.
Scootaloo: It sure will.
Whirlwind: Yeah it sure will be awesome and cool.
Xigbar: You got that right. Lets get it on!
Erza used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Flare Corona, Hanabi & Aries, Lillian Hale, Stafford, Meru, Noira the Nightmare, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Aries Zodiarts, Facilier, Hydra (Hercules), Sea Dragon, and Undertow - Lego Loki is not going to get away with this!
Mortal Kombat Scorpion was next.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion (to Flare Corona): Lego Loki is not going to get away with this! I hope you guys dealt with him already.
Flare Corona: No we didn't deal with Lego Loki yet. But this will be a fun one.
Hanabi: We saw him impersonating a Pharaoh and J.D. saw right through his facade with ease.
Aries: Yeah that was awesome.
Noira: Even Eli knew it was him from the start.
Princess Luna: No one can fool us that easily.
Moondust: Yeah it sure was.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there. That was awesome.
Gari: I agree there too.
Blackout: I agree there.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: That is for sure. Awesome thinking there. Lets do it!
Flare used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of darkness and fire and smashed them down.
Lucy Heartfilia, X-Squad Bangray, Shelley Laurence, Thomas, Gordan, Kagura (Gintama), Haru the Raptor Harpy, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot, Lady Quark, Rugal Bernstein, Big Daddy Boo, Cave of Wonders Tiger God Head, and Gluttony (Full Metal Alchemist) - That mummy is going down
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot (to Lucy): (Transylvanian Accent) That mummy is going down. He has been very bad!
Lucy Heartfilila: So was Lego Loki! But this will be really awesome.
X-Squad Bangray: That is for sure there.
Haru: You got that right. This will be really fun and awesome.
Princess Celestia: I'm ready to kick some mummy butt.
King Solar: Yeah me too!
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there too.
Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure.
Spotlight: It will be awesome to kick mummy and god butt.
Count Spankulot: Yes indeed! Lets do it!
Lucy used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of light and stars and smashed them down
Juvia Lockser, Moonlight Raven and Mandy VS Jack O'Lantern (Billy & Mandy)
Jack O'Lantern was next.
Juvia: I'm ready to bring some funny pain!
She fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Wendy Marvell, Erza and Naruto VS Lexaeus
Lexaeus was next.
Wendy: I'm going to blow this away!
She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Cana Alberona, Lady Tsunade and Shizune VS Lipsyncher the Lipstick Monster
Lipsyncher was next.
Cana: This is gonna be a really powerful one.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Brandish, Eli and Lucy Heartfilia VS Animated Soundwave
Animated Soundwave was next.
Brandish: Bring it on.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Aquarius, Sakura Avalon and the Furious 5 VS Boss Wolf
Boss Wolf was next.
Aquarius: I'm ready to smash your face in!
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Mirajane, Homer and Moe VS Tina Levito the Drunk Maiden
Tina Levito the Drunk Maiden was next.
Mirajane: Boy you always like getting drunk.
She fired a wave of darkness and smashed her down.
Virgo, Crystal Beast Sapphire Pegasus and Rarity VS Bunnie and Clyde
Bunnie & Clyde were next.
Virgo: I'm ready for this.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed them down.
Yost Reed, Bloom and Qin VS Psyphon
Psyphon was next.
Yost Reed: I'm ready for this.
He stretched and wrapped around him and smashed him down.
Ness, Layla and Marinette VS Weredad
Weredad was next.
Ness: Bring it on! PK FLASH!
He fired a ball of energy and it hit Weredad and bashed him down.
UA Iron Man, Sydney and 2003 Donny VS 2017 Rita Repulsa
2017 Rita Repulsa was next.
UA Iron Man: It'll be awesome to destroy your original self.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Izuku Midoriya, Nanette and Superman VS Tiki Tong.
Tiki Tong was next.
Izuku: Bring it on.
He flared up his green lightning aura and fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Laval, Fluttershy and Po VS Byakko
Byakko was next.
Laval: Bring it on.
He fired a wave of chi and blasted him down.
Lincoln: Don't think you're getting out of this easily.
Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at the LEGO version of The Living Mummy, and he was being bashed and beaten all over the place, and Lincoln even bashed him on the head with one of his tails.
Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.
We then saw the LEGO version of The Living Mummy get a lump on his head! OUCH! Then, we saw a white flag go up on the lump.
Me: Looks like he surrenders.
Lincoln threw an energy card which hit the LEGO version of The Living Mummy and imprisoned him inside a card and he put him inside a box he made and it vanished.
Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down the LEGO version of The Living Mummy, and he's going to be in a lot of trouble.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Dominik Kucera.
?: (Czech Accent) LAURA BARANKOVA, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE FOR BANISHING US ALL TO HELL SEVEN YEARS AGO!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of brimstone and Hellfire from anywhere, come on out right now, Dominik Kucera, or we will force you out.
A figure came out: he was a male with long black hair, pale skin, dark clothes, he has black demonic wings, and blood red eyes full of hatred, it was Dominik Kucera, one of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) You Hellfire-dwelling rotten black hearted piece of fucking shit!
Nicholette Torrington: I should've known you'd show up here once again, you fucking asskisser of The Devil!
Nico: So, that's Dominik Kucera, one of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) And the second-in-command of their whole group.
Dominik Kucera: (Czech Accent) DIE!
Dominik Kucera fired a blast of Hellfire at Nico, but the diamond barrier that was still up absorbed the Hellfire blast and that majorly pissed off Dominik Kucera.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) Okay, now you're going to get it.
Suddenly, Dana Voráčová's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, magic, jackals, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Dominik Kucera, she left purple energy, stars, magic, jackals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) I'm not surprised to know that your thirst for blood is still as bad as ever, Dominik Kucera. But, what also angers me is that after seven years of being imprisoned in Hell, you and your minions haven't learned a single thing and that you're still out to kill and slaughter any who get in your way of appeasing your dark master, The Devil. We made the big mistake using that binding spell to banish you seven to Hell seven years ago, but now, we're going to fix that, and this time, you're going to die here and now, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Suddenly, Dana Voráčová was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars and magic surrounding the vortex, there are jackals, phoenixes, angels, and Mythical Beast Jackal flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dominik Kucera: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Dana Voráčová emerged, but she was changed forever.
Dana Voráčová grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light purple highlights in the bangs of her long now dark purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, magic, basilisks, jackals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it's now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Mythical Beast Jackal emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on snake earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails, she also has Mythical Beast Jackal with blue gems for eyes and holding the the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple jackal-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Dana Voráčová has on a short-sleeved purple midriff shirt, purple skirt, purple pants, purple anklewarmers, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, basilisks, jackals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Mythical Beast Jackal surrounded by stars and magic. Suddenly, Dana Voráčová felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with pink tips on the large dark purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with light purple tips and light purple markings, Dana Voráčová has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Dana Voráčová's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, magic, basilisks, jackals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dana Voráčová's Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Jackal Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Jackal Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Mythical Beast Jackal etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large purple jackal heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple jackal heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple jackal heads is a large purple jackal head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Dana Voráčová has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Mythical Beast Jackal's head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large angel spellbook, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with purple crescent moons in between the kanji below Mythical Beast Jackal that said, "Dana Voráčová Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Jackal, Powerful Master of Magic, Summoner of Jackals, Representor of The Mythical Jackal, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lola, Destroyer of Satanic Serial Killer of The Czech Republic Dominik Kucera, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Magic, Jackals, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mythical Beast Jackal"
ダナ・ヴォラーチョヴァ 神話上の獣ジャッカルのジーンスラマー、強力な魔法の達人、ジャッカルの召喚者、神話上のジャッカルの代表者、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダークローラの軽蔑者、破壊者チェコ共和国の悪魔的連続殺人犯ドミニク・クセラ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星、魔法、ジャッカルの達人、フェニックスと天使と幻獣ジャッカル
Dana Voráčová has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MYTHICAL BEAST JACKAL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM JACKAL SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST JACKAL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM JACKAL SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST JACKAL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM JACKAL SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST JACKAL PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Dana Voráčová's Super Angel-Mythical Beast Jackal-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Dominik Kucera saw it, he went mad with rage and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Dana Voráčová fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, magic, jackals, phoenixes, and angels which hit Dominik Kucera and was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now he was pissed off.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Dana's transformed, and by the looks of it, Dominik is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: He deserves it, after what Dana told me of what he's done, he deserves nothing but death for his crimes.
Dana Voráčová: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Jackal Summoner Mythical Beast Jackal Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Jackal Summoner Mythical Beast Jackal Phoenix Angel Love) (Czech Accent) There's no other punishment for someone like him. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Dana.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Dana Voráčová.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and your friends have got some nerve escaping from Hell, Dominik. What you all did in senselessly murdering innocent people in the Czech Republic seven years ago and selling your souls to The Devil for dark powers proves that you are truly irredeemable, and the only thing you deserve is death.
Lincoln and Dana Voráčová went after Dominik Kucera who continued firing darkness blasts at them, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Dominik Kucera, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Dana Voráčová also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Dana Voráčová attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Dominik Kucera even more insane with rage than ever.
Dominik Kucera: (Czech Accent) YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED DEMONIC SCREAM)
Dominik Kucera went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Dana Voráčová kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of magic at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Dominik Kucera even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
But before Dominik Kucera could attack them, Lincoln's large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting golden rings fired red energy beams which hit Dominik Kucera and they sucked out his dark magic and darkness powers and Lincoln made them his own, and that left Dominik Kucera powerless, and then, Dana Voráčová slashed off Tobias' demonic wings and she'd sliced off a demonic looking pendant from his neck and she threw it into the ground and stomped on it hard and her boot destroyed it.
Dominik Kucera: (Czech Accent) NO! NO! MY PENDANT!
Suddenly, Dominik Kucera's eyes glowed with purple light and dark smoke was coming off him, and then, he let out an unearthly scream as he was consumed by black flames and sent to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly for what Dana Voráčová and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Dana Voráčová's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tail, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) Rot forever in The Black Gates, bastard. Thank you for helping me destroy Dominik Kucera for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Dana.
Suddenly, Dana Voráčová wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Dana Voráčová's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Mythical Beast Jackal flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and magic behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Dana Voráčová sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and magic and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, and that demonic pendant that you destroyed, it's almost like the talisman Chandler had when he made that deal with The Devil.
Dana Voráčová: (Czech Accent) You are correct, J.D., that talisman Dominik had was the symbol of his deal with The Devil and it helped us track him and his minions down.
Nico: And when you destroyed it, it destroyed him for good, but why didn't he get sent back to Hell for good like with Chandler? (Realizes what Laura did) Wait a second, you channeled Black Gate energy into your feet, didn't you?
Lincoln: She did, and when that happened, it sent Dominik straight to The Black Gates for good.
Eli: Good riddance, but Daniel Kadlec, Adam Hornik, Marek Hruska, Josef Sedlacek, and Antonin Ruzicka are still running loose.
Nico: Without a doubt, Daniel Kadlec will no doubt come after Laura and her friends next. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: The last member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Hecate Midnight.
Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Hecate Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fifth younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that jerk showed up and tried to attack, but Hecate used her dark powers and made Killjoy Huggins' nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back home and holed himself back in his room and he refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Whoa, now what was that killjoy's nightmare?
Lincoln: That was an easy one: me achieving success and exposing him for the miserable killjoy and abusive scumbag he really is.
We gasped.
Me: Yeah, that fear is extremely powerful, and it left a scar on Killjoy Huggins' mind and that fear became a reality and it ended with him getting killed for good.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the next match-up is Erika Dědinová, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Cerberus and Lincoln VS. Daniel Kadlec
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Rome, but we got bad news: clones of Dark Specter, Astronema, Ecliptor, Elgar, Darkonda, Psycho Red, Psycho Black, Psycho Blue, Psycho Yellow, Psycho Pink, and Psycho Silver, Manta Menace, Electrotramp, Clawhammer, Voltage Hog, Elephantitan, Sting King, Crocovile, Destructipede, Power Driller, Fearog, Behemoth, Mamamite, Termitus, Barillian Bug, Swarmthing, Mutantrus, Lionizer, Body Switcher, Lunatick, Crocotoxes, Praying Mantis, Destructoid, Horror Bulls, Coralizer, Lizwizard, Batarax, Spikey, Frightwing, Hoothead, Datascammer, Jakarak, Vacsacker, Tankenstein, Bonker, Chef Swinegang Pork, and Magic Mushroom were sighted and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again. So, we got to destroy the clones of Dark Specter, Astronema, Ecliptor, Elgar, Darkonda, Psycho Red, Psycho Black, Psycho Blue, Psycho Yellow, Psycho Pink, and Psycho Silver, Manta Menace, Electrotramp, Clawhammer, Voltage Hog, Elephantitan, Sting King, Crocovile, Destructipede, Power Driller, Fearog, Behemoth, Mamamite, Termitus, Barillian Bug, Swarmthing, Mutantrus, Lionizer, Body Switcher, Lunatick, Crocotoxes, Praying Mantis, Destructoid, Horror Bulls, Coralizer, Lizwizard, Batarax, Spikey, Frightwing, Hoothead, Datascammer, Jakarak, Vacsacker, Tankenstein, Bonker, Chef Swinegang Pork, and Magic Mushroom and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him. And we're going to meet Hecate Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fifth younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that jerk showed up and tried to attack, but Hecate used her dark powers and made Killjoy Huggins' nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back home and holed himself back in his room and he refused to come out for the rest of the night.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of LEGO The Living Mummy, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you will gain a massive power and energy increase.