Are you, flirting with me? (Din/Boba)
Random takes and scenes in space and time for various fandoms I love as inspired by Fan Art and the Fandom in general.
Boba, flirting? With Din? Yeah, could happen, right?!
Dialogue and some poetic form
Part of Fandom Shorts / Boba/Din series
Are you, flirting with me?
Din: Are you… flirting with me?
Boba: Have been for six months now, so thanks for noticing!
Yeah, I couldn't have been more obvious, now could I?
I mean, putting all them moves on you, ever so fine!
I am the smooth operator of this very place, the Daimyo of my very own space for fucks sake!
I have so much to offer to anyone, but I chose you!
Well, my poor and blackened chilly heart really did, as there really has been so few
To peek my interest in any kind of way, especially in the matter of hearts and such, phew!
Can't believe I am actually saying this out loud
But hey, I am totally out and proud
So make no mistake in what I am about to say:
Will you have dinner with me, Djarin Din?
Ya know, like real proper food and not just something off a tin?
Some fancy wine to follow so we won't choke on our food or words
Well, whatever comes first, the food or the words!
So, what'd ya say, my darling dear, my fantasy?
I, um… this is all so fast!
Can believe my spinning head! (Gasp!)
Waddaya mean fast?!
I told ya I was interested, having tried to put them moves for the last… six months or so
I mean, it was really that obvious, for most!
I… sorry Boba, but it's this karking Beskar armour
The visibility of this bucket on top of my head so poor
I really could not read your face that well!
*Boba rolls eyes about to say something even more stupid, but Din raises his hand in objection*
I know, I know!
Miscommunication of the worst flow!
But, yeah, now that I really think about it
Yeah, yeah! I am totally interested!
So, let's have dinner and then sex
It's been a while, but I am the best!
Um, yeah, dinner and… did you say sex?
I mean sure, if you're in the mood, but hey, no stress!
Thanks Boba!
I don't know where that came up from!
Like said, been too long
And being kinda rusty
But hey, so, dinner huh?
Sounds like a good place to begin…
Yeah it totally is Din!
And guess it would be kinda sin
To pass by an offer of…
Well, a roll in the ole hay bin
We'll see dear Boba!
But first, lemme check with Baby-Yoda
Need to get a sitter
Cause that lil ole critter
Will always get into trouble!
Fennec can watch him
She is good in keeping them in
Critters and all, never fails
In keeping them all off their tails?
Grogu doesn't have a tail!
No?
No.
Oh-kay, well, whatever!
Let's just agree on us getting together!
Sure!
Tomorrow okay for ya?
Better, than ever!