The sequel to "Han Solo Shot First". It's 1994, and George Lucas is officially out of ideas for any new movies to make. So one night, he gets completely drunk off his ass and scribbles down an idea for not one, but three new movies... you can probably see where this is going. As usual, I don't own Star Wars. And I have nothing against George Lucas, this is only a satire for fun.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jar Jar B., E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J.