Now we're starting to get into the meat of the Plot albeit slowly next chapter it'll really kick off I wanted to give the Hamatos some R&R.
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Cloak and Swaggart
"Camping, Camping, Camping!" the boys chanted over and over again as they carried a bunch of camping gear over to the Turtle tank with Splinter inside ready to take off when they were ready.
"I'm so excited I've never been camping before in my life!" Mikey gushed. "Annd I'm bringing tons of Marshmallows, and graham crackers along with, Oreo Chocolate, White Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Milk Chocolate Mint Chocolate!" He began holding up a box with different Hershey bars; "And chocolate with peanuts!"
"Uhhh maybe nix the peanut ones Miguel, Raph's got a Peanut allergy." Leo said taking the Chocolate and Peanut ones out of the box.
Mikey gasped. "He does!?"
"By the way, April, Sunita, Krysta thanks for holding down the fort, while we have a fun weekend!" Leo told them happily. Krysta and Sunita were in their normal forms of a Mutant Artic Fox with a blue tipped tail and a green Googlysmchootz respectively.
"Oh right!" Mikey gasped remembering. "Krysta thanks for Kitty-Sitting Klunk for me." she said as the two grinned. Klunk had found a nice perch on Krysta's shoulder.
"I don't need a baby sitter!" Shelldon groaned.
"Yes you do." Donnie argued.
"Why?" Shelldon asked.
"Because I said so," Donnie replied simply making the little drone groan. He hung in the air indignantly as Donnie began to instruct the girls. "Don't forget to change Shelldon's coolant thrice a day. (That's three times.)" He said as Shelldon just hung in the air annoyed. "And give him a little skritch behind the ears. Ears can be found here, here, and here!" he said pointing to almost every place on Shelldon's body.
"Don't worry, we got you covered!" Sunita assured as Mikey and Leo rushed into the tank carrying the many s'more supplies and they took off. The Tank was soon out of sight April held both her hands up as Sunita and Krysta high fived her as Klunk jumped down and watched them.
"GIRRRLLLLSS NIGHT!" they cheered together. Within a couple of hours Klunk was tired and in bed Shelldon on the other hand was giving Krysta a hard time running away. Even with her Parkour skills. He would hold still practically laughing his head off as she chased after him to get him to charge for the night.
She was getting annoyed now but the only thing keeping her from blowing up was the fact she knew something that she was pretty sure Shelldon knew too. "You know you're gonna run out of battery if you keep this up." She warned.
"Nuh uh! My Battery can…..ohhhh," He muttered a loud buzzing sound as his eyes turned a darker red and blinked as he slowed down. Krysta came over and picked him up placing him in his charging station.
"Told you," she said as she went out to the living room to where Sunita and April were.
"Sauce that Hog! Sauce that Hog! Sauce that Hog!" She heard from the TV, in the living room, seeing a lot of hillbilly looking people pouring Barbeque sauce all over a large pig. Krysta realized Sunita put it on and began once behind Splinter's recliner began practicing her balance by standing on her toes.
"Seriously the Barbeque channel? "April asked annoyed by what was on while Sunita was completely mesmerized. Krysta merely switched to a handstand. "This is not what I had for Girl's night."
"April, Sshhhh!" Sunita hissed. "They're about the sauce the pig!" she stated.
"Sauce that Hog!" Shouted the host Sunita began to chant with him and the audience. April groaned lying over the chair as Krysta tried walking on her hands a little and keeping her tail flat against her legs. There was suddenly a notification from April's phone that caught her interest. Krysta looked over her shoulder as April smiled.
"Nice!" she said.
"What's D.I.G.G?" Krysta asked.
"They're a mutant band the guys stopped from sinking part of the city and helped get gigs. Right now they're preforming a secret concert down town!"
"Sunita you hear that?" Krysta asked.
"I did but don't you guys want to see this? It took those mountain men six months to craft that sauce." Sunita replied questioningly.
"And I'm sure it's delicious but you've gotta expand your horizons Sunita!" Krysta added. "Not everyone gets to go to a concert and the tickets are cheap twenty a pop! You'll definitely want this on your bucket list!" she assured.
"I'm with Krysta you need more than Barbeque TV in your life girl." April added playfully nudging her. "Grab your cloaking broach and let's go!"
"I never take mine off." Krysta declared pointing to the silver snowflake one with a blue jewel in the center that was at the base of the neck pinned to her backless sleeveless navy shirt.
"Why not?" Sunita asked.
"No reason," Krysta muttered looking away. "Besides Spiting Big Mama,"
Sunita grabbed her own cloaking broach it was crown shaped with a tear drop point at the bottom with a large green jewel in the center. Once it was on she pressed it, she had transformed into a Hawaiian girl with straight dark brown skin a shade darker than April's and black hair to contrast April's ruby red. She wore a pink blouse with a dark Magenta overall dress.
"Let us rock and roll!" Sunita cheered.
"On it!" Krysta added activating her own changing into a girl with the same blue hair and pale tan skin. Her outfit was the same with her rose Pink capris and blue sneakers but now her belly button was showing in her mid-drift.
Within twenty minutes they were at the house of Rock. The name of the band in large letters in the sign above the door, Once inside Krysta saw playing passionately were a mutant Badger, Gopher and Ground Hog.
"Pizza Pit! Pizza Pit! MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH IN THE PIZZA PIT!" The lead singer sang as Krysta and April, were carried on hands that passed along towards the larger part of the crowd as April cheered.
"It's like I'm on a sea of Fingers!" Sunita cheered. However little did she know something approached her and stole the broach right out from under her.
As Krysta laughed hysterically however she suddenly saw someone familiar pass by her. Did he glance at her she didn't know she just knew her blood turned to ice! A tall dark brown skinned man with brown eyes and a long chin with an afro of curly black hair. Wearing a white t-shirt with a black one with grey jeans and black boots skillfully and quickly rushing through the crowd out the door.
"SUNITA, YOUR CLOAKING, BROACH!" Krysta heard April scream. Krysta jumped down and rushed after him out into the street but the man was already gone.
It wasn't long before she heard April and Sunita rushing out with the latter covered under April's coat and was now timidly hiding and crouching into a ball under it the minute they stopped. Under April's green and pale lemon striped coat with a number five on the back. She was wearing a large yellow T-Shirt over her navy pants.
"Did you catch them!?" April asked panicked.
"No! What's worse is I think I know who it was but I can't be sure!" Krysta groaned.
"That Broach was a gift from my Grand-Googily!" Sunita cried.
"We need to find the jerk who stole it!" April muttered thoughtfully.
"Too bad your turtle friends are off in the woods!" Sunita stated.
"And probably going to keep having a better time than we are," Krysta huffed agitated by the possibility Xever alone if not the entire Tiranno family was in New York.
X X X
Splinter lay on his back looking at the stars. "Your S'mores were amazing Orange I am S'mored out!" Splinter said contently with a slight chuckle.
"Well that's a first," Leo snarked, getting a swat from Splinter's tail.
"I am right here!" Splinter growled. Mikey had another cookies and cream S'more.
"You know I think I might try my hand at cooking!" Mikey said. Before anyone could respond to that though they looked encouraging at the thought, they suddenly heard munching that wasn't their own.
They looked over and saw in torn Pajama onesies were a baby Alligator Snapping Turtle like Raph only smaller and more of a grey and blue set of colors and a mutant wolf cub with reddish grey fur.
"Yummy!" cheered the turtle.
"Smoorrr!" declared the Wolf his face fur sticky with marshmallow and chocolate.
"Oh no! They're human babies that have been mutated." Mikey whimpered. "They were probably abandoned too." Leo placed a hand on Mikey's shoulder as Splinter smiled and pat the head of the Toddler Turtle.
"Yosh, Yosh, little one it's alright." He cooed only for the turtle to immediately bite his hand. The Camera immediately swirled around him as his eyes now buggy with veins were twitchy. He opened his mouth and unleashed a bright pale green beam of light that shot out into space with a powerful scream that light up ground zero brightly with the energy knocking the boys back.
Once he had finished Splinter snarled at him. "Why you little-"he shouted only for the two to begin constantly biting into him. "AHHH THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT ME, ALIVE HELP!" Splinter cried as the boys shrieked in horror Raph grabbing Splinter.
"AHHH HELP, HELP, HELP!" Donnie screamed they got him next. Leo immediately grabbed his twin and pulled as hard as he could with Mikey luring them away with the remaining s'more as they took off screaming and running.
X X X
"We don't need them," April assured. I know New York like the back of my hand. "If anyone can get your Broach back Sunita it's me! April O'Neil!"
Krysta balanced on the back of April's bike while Sunita sat in the basket still hiding under April's coat. "Rumor has it that every stolen broach in New York ends up here." April said.
"Whoa the Broach District!" Sunita muttered in awe.
"Good hopefully we can get this sorted out quickly." Krysta said as she entered the alley way seeing a bald man with a slate grey blue tint beard Goatee combo with rectangle glasses and a black shirt sitting at a booth. He was flipping through several bills. That looked suspicious considering the timing of everything. Xever or whoever definitely had gotten a head start on them, but not by much so maybe….
"Excuse me?" She asked nicely but he merely yawned and ignored her. "Hello?" she asked a bit louder. Still nothing, "HEY!" she growled but still nothing as she glared annoyed.
"Krysta chill I'll handle this!" April assured having suddenly appeared and calming her down and patting her shoulder. "Hey, yo a broach man!" she said making him look over at him much to Krysta's shock was there something about her that he may have known to ignore. "I'm looking for a very special kind of Broach!" she said waving her hands out with her shoulder's on the table for Emphasis. "One that someone may or may not have tried to sell to you!" she said in a bit of a gangster voice. "On account of it's specialness?" she asked with an arched eyebrow. "Wink, wink?" she asked before pointing at him with a clicking sound.
The man raised his glasses looking right at her Krysta hung back in case she scared him away or something but he did speak. "Look kid, my clients expect a certain level of discretion. You think I'm just gonna tell you the Broach was traded to for the ins and outs of the One World Trade center. And even blue prints of the place by a Brazilian man with an afro a long chin and black leather vest. Only for it to get bought from me fifteen minutes later by a waiting Client with a thick neck and upturned nose, in a paper hat on his way to Channel Six in a late model charcoal grey stretch limbo?" he asked skeptically as Krysta's jaw dropped. "Oh, no, no, no, no you ain't getting nothin;' from ol' loose lips Malinowski here" he said jabbing a thumb at himself. "Schmoo, Schmoo!" he said raising his hands and flexing his fingers to get them to run along.
Krysta was in shock as April smiled slyly. They left outside the district with April proud of herself. "See what'd I tell ya?" she asked.
"The description of the first Client has me worried though should we call the boys?" Krysta asked.
"No way we know where the broach is now. And the Boys are free to relax." April assured.
X X X
The two tiny mutants were currently terrorizing the group of five. They had managed to bite Leo and Mikey making him even more upset as they climbed up a tree and looked down the two fruitlessly jumping and snapping at the air in attempts to get to them. "Uggghhh we don't have our weapons!" Leo groaned. "Not to mention what kind of monster beats up babies, mutated or not!?" he asked.
"I just know I remember now why I don't miss Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles." Splinter bitterly replied.
"OH NO THEY'RE CLIMBING!" Donnie screamed pointing down as the two had figured out jumping would not work. They got close enough to Donnie where they bit him on the leg. Donnie began to glow he screamed unleashing an intense burst of purple energy that sent them all into the ground and split the tree in two. Donnie's beam however rushed out into the sky and knocked out several Meteors headed towards earth cut a chunk out of Pluto and could be seen from the Milky way.
Mikey let out a snarl his markings glowing white. He grabbed the two by their collars and lifted them up. "THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'RE BOTH BAD! YOU HURT MY BROTHERS RUINED OUR CAMPING TRIP AND TRIED TO EAT MY FATHER!" he shrieked at them the two instantly teared up and started wailing when Mikey realized what he did he put them down and shrunk away timidly. He looked ashamed of himself.
"Draxum did that to me once….I….saw a show where an abuse victim picked up traits from her abuser. Am I….am I becoming like Draxum….no I don't want that…"
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Donnie yelped as a huge purple wind scooped the five up and threw them into a nearby lake. They swam to the shore Leo helping Mikey along as he wasn't good at Swimming yet. They all clambered to the shore exhausted and spent.
"All those for going home right now say I," Splinter called.
"I!" they all shouted together.
X X X
The three girls had arrived at the Channel six news station. April leaned over to Sunita and smirked. "Do your thing Googly girl." She said Sunita smiled and instantly jumped into action as Krysta's tail wagged with anticipation.
"PARTAAHHH!" she declared exploding and splattering on the window surprising the security guard who screamed loudly when he saw two eyeballs looking at him he groaned fainting from fear and fell back in his seat.
Once that was done and she reformed herself she slid through the bars and pressed the button allowing April and Krysta entry. "That never gets old!" Krysta happily declared as they headed inside. As they snuck away they came to a set of halls. "I'll go left you two go right."
"Got it," April replied giving her a thumbs up. Krysta rushed down the left hall she glanced in a couple of rooms hoping to see a green glow from the magic of the broach. But so far nothing, she huffed but suddenly heard crashing and screaming.
"What the hell do you-errrgmmgghhhhfff!" shouted a voice she snuck over and gasped seeing Rupert Swaggart, tying up the new host of Kondescending Kitchen Gai Flambé with a red fire colored shirt blonde hair and black jeans and having stuffed a large apple in his mouth.
"I'll be taking back what's mine you wannabe!" he hissed in a matching voice.
"Rupert Swaggart, it can't be." Krysta said remembering what Mikey told her about the famous chef being mutated. "Unless…" she said with her suspicions confirmed when he saw Sunita's broach on his left breast. Krysta couldn't believe it but it was him: Bright red hair in a ponytail behind him with it growing on his arms. He was a very heavy set man with an upturned nose and a Goatee that matched his hair with a blue scarf and black pants. "He bought it!" she hissed trying to keep a low profile as she climbed up on the highest point she could find. She squeezed herself on top of the cabinets waiting to strike as Rupert Swaggart stood there with the confused audience smirking.
"Where's flambé?" shouted the station manager a dark skinned woman with aqua colored hair and a purple suit.
Rupert smirked. "He's a bit tied up at the moment." He answered kicking the door he had flambé in shut quietly. "I meant that literally!" he said brushing his hair back as he stepped out in the spot light everyone gasping. April looked out from her and Sunita's hiding place from behind the stage.
"This is bad…" April hissed.
"What?" Sunita asked confused.
"That's Meat Sweats! He's a crazy dangerous mutant and thanks to me He's using your Grand-Googly's broach to disguise himself!" She looked up and saw a familiar face squished in a space watching him like a hawk. "Krysta!" April gasped.
"That's right dears! Rupert Swaggart has returned as your beloved, reviled host of Kondescending Kitchen! Applaud me!" he declared haughtily.
"But what about that freak accident that made you look monstrously piggish!?" asked the station manager with the entire Camera crew surrounding, her referring to Swaggart's mutation a year ago.
"Hollywood Magic," Rupert replied simply. "The details of my demise we're greatly exaggerated. He then puckered up at the camera. "Look at me boat face all sorts of handsome is me!" he declared.
The crowd broke into a loud cheer as Rupert slide behind the counter proudly and smirking. "Now that I'm back behind the counter, what time is it friends? It's time too…"
"UNLEASH THE FLAAAAAVOOUUURRR!" he and the Audience declared together. Krysta lowered herself down and flattened against the bottom counter where she couldn't be seen. She decided she would try to snatch it when he was yelling at one of the contestants.
"Krysta's on the move!" Sunita gasped. "I'm worried, maybe we should just leave?!"
"No way, neither of us are leaving you exposed like this! And I promised I'd get your Grandgoogily's broach back and I will!" April declared as she looked over at the wall and saw a chef outfit that she grabbed.
Meanwhile Krysta was inching closer to Rupert Swaggart who clapped. "Contestants; Bring your Entrée's to me and I shall tell you how much they offend my classically trained palate!" he sneered.
As he took a bite of one he quickly spat it out as Krysta began to inch right up to him and slow motion jutsu for the broach. "You call this gazpacho!? It's so cold it's basically an Eskimo!" he snarled at the contestant who shivered under his fiery gaze but he gasped and pointed at Krysta who had her fingers brushing up along the broach. She laughed nervously before Rupert grabbed her by the arm and lifted her up effortlessly.
"Trying to steal from me are we lass? I should have you arrested!" he growled at her.
"Hey Chef!" said April in a chef outfit and Red scarf coming over. "You haven't tried my Entrée yet. A simple risotto with Unleashed Flavor!" she finished mimicking his accent.
Swaggart looked over his eyebrow arching deciding he'd take care of this first. Still gripping Krysta's wrist tightly he went over and took a spoonful. "No one likes a suck up! Except for me!" he admitted with a grin before placing the spoonful in his mouth. The minute he did however his eyes snapped open wide and in pain bugging out as he turned a bright cherry red and began to sweat he let go of Krysta and began to run around the stage screaming in pain as smoke flew from his mouth.
Krysta followed him with her head a bit while April stood there smirking. Eventually he stopped and slammed his hand on the counter as Krysta backed up behind April who was leaning on the counter to face him. He glared at her. "What is this wretched flavor!?" he hissed.
"Oh it's just an old family recipie I'd like to call…..TOO MUCH HOT SAUCE!" she declared evilly showing at least seven bottles of high scoch level sauce she had poured into the Risotto.
Swaggart screamed slamming the table and glaring. "My esteemed palate!" he groaned angrily before sipping water. Only for the Cloaking broach to be gone and suddenly his ears and nose became pig like.
He let out a horrified pig squeal and groaned as April and Krysta rushed to Sunita. "We've got it let's go!" April said as they took off running. When he was able to Meat Sweats look at himself in the toaster and gasped;
"My face my gorgeous face!" Meat Sweats cried before acknowledging the screaming behind him and seeing the horrified audience. "Uhh technical difficulties! Stay tuned." he cried running off with a nearby stu pot on his head.
The girls suddenly heard Meat Sweats storm up behind them Krysta having changed back into her normal form quickly placed down some ice causing to him slip a bit as they gained some distance.
"This way!" April called as they ran. However they could hear him oinking behind them and quickly catching up.
"He's fast for a pig!" Krysta cried as Meat Sweats suddenly brought his hammer down Krysta landed on her feet as April grabbed Sunita and pulled her and herself behind a desk. Krysta began to blast Meat Sweats with a blizzard but it was much weaker and he was able to power through it.
"They're weaker?!" she cried before dodging a blow from Meat Sweat's hammer and them jumping on his arm to kick him in the chin, stunning him long enough for her to hide.
April looked over at Sunita guilty. "I'm so sorry Sunita! None of this would've happened if I hadn't dragged you out." She admitted. "I'm the worst."
"Are you kidding?" Sunita asked smiling with surprise. "You're amazing!" she reassured. "Sure, you and Krysta convinced me to go to that concert where I got robbed and then we went to that seedy part of town, then came here almost got Krysta arrested and unleashed a seven foot mutant Pig who wants to filet us. BUT this has been the most exciting night of my life." she declared.
"Yay," Krysta replied a bit weakly. She turned to see Meat Sweats raising his hammer. Krysta quickly made an ice crystal around herself and launched it into Meat Sweats stomach knocking him back but making her dizzy from the impact.
"What's going with your powers Krysta?" April asked worriedly as usually the crystal didn't break apart.
"They're weaker for some reason I think it might be the warmer weather." She groaned rubbing her head.
The three rushed away as Meat Sweats snarled. "You won't get away!" Krysta saw a nearby fish while April and Sunita ducked under a table.
"W.W.L.J.D!" she declared rushing forward and slammed the fish on top of Meat Sweat's head with a cry and whacked him on the head with it. He growled and swung his hammer again but she parried it with the fish causing it to smack Meat Sweats in the face. He grabbed the fish but a ladder suddenly came down on his head.
"FISH AND LADDERS!" April declared as she twirled it in her arms and caught the hammer taking it out of his hands.
"Not again!" he shouted as Sunita suddenly barraged him with food from the buffet she was hiding behind.
"BITE SIZED BASH!" she called throwing them rapidly. He grunted as Krysta and April joined in at which point she launched several with her arm acting like a geyser when she blew into her thumb.
Meat Sweats yelped when Krysta sent the fish flying at him as April was ready to throw the trays next.
"This is way more fun than that barbeque show!" Sunita chirped happily with a fist pump.
"Barbeque show, great idea!" April gasped.
"What?" Krysta asked.
"I know how we're dealing with Meat Sweats!" April told her. "But we just need to get past him!"
What had been blasted away from Sunita quickly returned to her; As Meat Sweats was recovering Krysta charged pole vaulting over him using him as the board to spring off of as she charged out of the room. He growled turning.
"APPPPRRILLLL O'NEEEIL!" he suddenly heard April say as using the tray as a surf board and Sunita as waves they crashed into him knocking him on his back as they rushed to catch up with Krysta.
As they rushed through a cooking show that they slid on the counter for and Meat Sweats ruined out of spite. And then rushed past an artist on the painting channel they made their way to the room they were looking for as Sunita and Krysta changed into their human forms.
"End of the line Lassies!" Meat Sweats growled cornering them. "Enough's enough!" he growled.
"Is it?" April asked before taking a sniff. "Do you smell that girls?"
"Oh yeah," Krysta replied.
"We sure do!" Sunita added cryptically not that Meat Sweats cared he chased them into the room but quickly snatched up Sunita and Krysta both struggling in his grasp, Krysta was banging on his metal hand while Sunita struggled to get away as April looked up in fear for them.
"I want that cloaking Broach and I will not be stopped!" he sneered before noticing a blue light from Krysta's. "Ohhh two fer one? This is me lucky day. That snowflake will be fun for the Holidays!" he noted sinisterly only for a light to come on surprising him into dropping the two girls as the country folk cheered around him.
"Hmmm mmm!" said an old lady in an old fashion maroon dress and sagging chest. "Look at this Piggy-wiggy!" she said with a hungry smiling glare.
"THAT'S SOME PRIME SWINE!" said the co-host with a red nose torn jean vest and white sweat shirt practically drooling as his greasy hair up-kept only by his head bandana fell by his face. He was grinning widely having lost all but one tooth on his upper jaw. "Get me my slicing blades!" he sneered glaring at Meat Sweats who had done this enough himself to know what they were thinking!
"You're going to eat me!?" he yelped nervously.
"SAUCE THAT HOG! SAUCE THAT HOG!" they all started chanting over and over raising various sharp kitchen tools in the air.
"WAIT, WAIT! Let least soak me in brine before you cook me!" he begged nervously as he found himself surrounded. They closed in on him. All glaring at him hungrily, "I have a recipe!" he begged. However it was too late Meat Sweats was soon getting completely soaked in their barbeque sauce as the girls had slipped away giving each other a high five.
"BEST GIRLS NIGHT EVER!" they cheered arms over their shoulders as they left.
X X X
When they returned they heard the Turtle tank pull up and looked in the garage to see the exhausted Hamatos return. "You're back early! How'd it go?" Krysta asked as Mikey passed them with red eyes.
"I'd rather not say." He muttered as everyone let out exhausted spent groans and went into their rooms Donnie tiredly tapping something in his wrist band he had put over his ninja wrappings as they all went to their rooms.
"Twenty four hour lock down engaged." Shouted a mechanical version of Donnie's voice as large metal doors covered each of their rooms. The girls shrugged and put their arms over each other's shoulders with a fist bump.
"GIRL'S NIGHT TWO!" they cheered.
"Got room for one more?" Klunk asked jumping on their shoulders happily. They grinned at her.
X X X
It took a while but Meat Sweats managed to escape the Mountain Men and pull himself through a door covered in their sauce and exhausted looking more like a blob monster than a pig one. "Damn savages no recipe no type of wood or charcoal, no marinade no nothing!" he snarled. "If I could give them a Kondescending Kitchen style once over I would!" he hissed angrily as some of the sauce went into his mouth and tingled his tongue.
Curious he sucked some off his fingers and tasted it as a shadowy entity snuck around behind him the black mist inching closer to his back as Meat Sweats smacked his lips. "Mmm that is good." He muttered begrudgingly. It was then he sensed the presence behind him he let out a pig like scream before it charged at him and within seconds Meat Sweats had disappeared.
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