A CHARACTERS AND
EVENTS IN THE SHOW-
EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL
PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE
IMPERSONATED...POORLY. THE
FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS
COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO
ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE
VIEWED BY ANYONE
I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
FRIENDLY MATCH 2
Character playing:
Kyle Broflovski
Kenny McCormick
Craig Tucker
Let's play starter
ENGLAND (CRAIG) vs SCOTLAND (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Stuart Armstrong (Scotland) (England 0-1 Scotland)
GOOOAL!!! John McGinn (Scotland) (England 0-2 Scotland)
HALF TIME
England 0-2 Scotland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Bukayo Saka (England) (England 1-2 Scotland)
GOOOAL!!! Bukayo Saka (England) 2 goals (England 2-2 Scotland)
HALF TIME
England 2-2 Scotland
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
Raheem Sterling O - X Lyndon Dykes
Harry Kane O - O Ché Adams
Mason Mount O - O Stuart Armstrong
Bukayo Saka O - X Scott McTominay
END OF THE MATCH
England 2 (4 PK 2) 2 Scotland
SWEDEN (CRAIG) vs DENMARK (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Kristoffer Olsson (Sweden) (Sweden 1-0 Denmark)
GOOOAL!!! Alexander Isak (Sweden) (Sweden 2-0 Denmark)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Claesson (Sweden) (Sweden 3-0 Denmark)
GOOOAL!!! Thomas Delaney (Denmark) (Sweden 3-1 Denmark)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Claesson (Sweden) 2 goals (Sweden 4-1 Denmark)
HALF TIME
Sweden 4-1 Denmark
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Andreas Skov Olsen (Denmark) (Sweden 4-2 Denmark)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Claesson (Sweden) HAT-TRICK!!! (Sweden 5-2 Denmark)
FULL TIME
Sweden 5-2 Denmark
NORWAY (CRAIG) vs ICELAND (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Fredrik Aursnes (Norway) (Norway 1-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Alexander Sørloth (Norway) (Norway 2-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Fredrik Aursnes (Norway) 2 goals (Norway 3-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Erling Håland (Norway) (Norway 4-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Martin Ødegaard (Norway) (Norway 5-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Sander Berge (Norway) (Norway 6-0 Iceland)
GOOOAL!!! Erling Håland (Norway) 2 goals (Norway 7-0 Iceland)
HALF TIME
Norway 7-0 Iceland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Erling Håland (Norway) HAT-TRICK!!! (Norway 8-0 Iceland)
FULL TIME
Norway 8-0 Iceland
URUGUAY (KENNY) vs PARAGUAY (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Andrés Cubas (Paraguay) (Uruguay 0-1 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Julio Enciso (Paraguay) (Uruguay 0-2 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Mathías Villasanti (Paraguay) (Uruguay 0-3 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Federico Valverde (Uruguay) (Uruguay 1-3 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Julio Enciso (Paraguay) 2 goals (Uruguay 1-4 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Mathías Villasanti (Paraguay) 2 goals (Uruguay 1-5 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Andrés Cubas (Paraguay) 2 goals (Uruguay 1-6 Paraguay)
HALF TIME
Uruguay 1-6 Paraguay
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Federico Valverde (Uruguay) 2 goals (Uruguay 2-6 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Miguel Almirón (Paraguay) (Uruguay 2-7 Paraguay)
GOOOAL!!! Andrés Cubas (Paraguay) HAT-TRICK!!! (Uruguay 2-8 Paraguay)
FULL TIME
Uruguay 2-8 Paraguay
CAMEROON (KENNY) vs SENEGAL (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ismaïla Sarr (Senegal) (Cameroon 0-1 Senegal)
GOOOAL!!! Idrissa Gueye (Senegal) (Cameroon 0-2 Senegal)
HALF TIME
Cameroon 0-2 Senegal
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Idrissa Gueye (Senegal) 2 goals (Cameroon 0-3 Senegal)
GOOOAL!!! Ismaïla Sarr (Senegal) 2 goals (Cameroon 0-4 Senegal)
GOOOAL!!! Sadio Mané (Senegal) (Cameroon 0-5 Senegal)
FULL TIME
Cameroon 0-5 Senegal
UNITED STATES (KENNY) vs MEXICO (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Luis Chávez (Mexico) (United States 0-1 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Timothy Weah (United States) (United States 1-1 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Hirving Lozano (Mexico) (United States 1-2 Mexico)
HALF TIME
United States 1-2 Mexico
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Héctor Herrera (Mexico) (United States 1-3 Mexico)
FULL TIME
United States 1-3 Mexico
CANADA (CRAIG) vs JAMAICA (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Canada 0-0 Jamaica
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Junior Flemmings (Jamaica) (Canada 0-1 Jamaica)
FULL TIME
Canada 0-1 Jamaica
SAUDI ARABIA (CRAIG) vs CHINA (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Firas Al-Buraikan (Saudi Arabia) (Saudi Arabia 1-0 China)
GOOOAL!!! Dai Wai Tsun (China) (Saudi Arabia 1-1 China)
GOOOAL!!! Hao Junmin (China) (Saudi Arabia 1-2 China)
HALF TIME
Saudi Arabia 1-2 China
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Wu Xi (China) (Saudi Arabia 1-3 China)
FULL TIME
Saudi Arabia 1-3 China
AUSTRALIA (CRAIG) vs NEW ZEALAND (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Australia 0-0 New Zealand
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Australia 0-0 New Zealand
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
Mitchell Duke O - X Alex Greive
Mathew Leckie X - O Chris Wood
Ajdin Hrustic O - O Elijah Just
Riley McGree O - O Joe Bell
Jackson Irvine O - X Marko Stamenic
END OF THE MATCH
Australia 0 (4 PK 3) 0 New Zealand
ARGENTINA (KYLE) vs BRAZIL (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Raphinha (Brazil) (Argentina 0-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Lionel Messi (Argentina) (Argentina 1-1 Brazil)
HALF TIME
Argentina 1-1 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Julián Álvarez (Argentina) (Argentina 2-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Julián Álvarez (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-1 Brazil)
FULL TIME
Argentina 3-1 Brazil
FRANCE (KYLE) vs GERMANY (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Adrien Rabiot (France) (France 1-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Antoine Griezmann (France) (France 2-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Adrien Rabiot (France) 2 goals (France 3-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Adrien Rabiot (France) HAT-TRICK!!! (France 4-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Christopher Nkunku (France) (France 5-0 Germany)
HALF TIME
France 5-0 Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Antoine Griezmann (France) 2 goals (France 6-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Youssouf Fofana (France) (France 7-0 Germany)
FULL TIME
France 7-0 Germany
ITALY (KENNY) vs SPAIN (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ferran Torres (Spain) (Italy 0-1 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Dani Olmo (Spain) (Italy 0-2 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Rodri (Spain) (Italy 0-3 Spain)
HALF TIME
Italy 0-3 Spain
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ferran Torres (Spain) 2 goals (Italy 0-4 Spain)
FULL TIME
Italy 0-4 Spain
JAPAN (KYLE) vs IRAN (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Japan 0-0 Iran
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Wataru Endo (Japan) (Japan 1-0 Iran)
FULL TIME
Japan 1-0 Iran
NIGERIA (KYLE) vs MOROCCO (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Achraf Hakimi (Morocco) (Nigeria 0-1 Morocco)
HALF TIME
Nigeria 0-1 Morocco
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Azzedine Ounahi (Morocco) (Nigeria 0-2 Morocco)
FULL TIME
Nigeria 0-2 Morocco
ALBANIA (KENNY) vs SERBIA (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Andrija Živković (Serbia) (Albania 0-1 Serbia)
GOOOAL!!! Aleksandar Mitrović (Serbia) (Albania 0-2 Serbia)
HALF TIME
Albania 0-2 Serbia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Filip Kostić (Serbia) (Albania 0-3 Serbia)
GOOOAL!!! Dušan Tadić (Serbia) (Albania 0-4 Serbia)
GOOOAL!!! Dušan Tadić (Serbia) 2 goals (Albania 0-5 Serbia)
FULL TIME
Albania 0-5 Serbia
The end