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Wonder Woman Lois Lane! - Episode One
By
Celgress
DC Prime Earth
Kent Farm in Smallville Kansas, afternoon
"Hi little cutie, is your mom home?" Asked a pink-haired teenage girl with a deep tan and long twin pigtails. She was dressed in shiny neon a pink outfit that left her medium-sized cleavage and tight mid-drift on full display. On her head sat a pair of oversized sunglasses with gold-tinted lenses.
"Who are you?" Lara asked the strange girl.
"Silly goose, I'm your Auntie Lucy. Don't you recognize me? I'm Toria formerly Wonder Girl but my agent says Toria is more distinct so it's better for my brand. I kind of prefer Wonder Girl it sounds more youthful, hip, you know, but whatever. Oh, I know, wait." Lucy Lane said striking a pose as she flashed a victory sign at the children and winked. "Do you recognize me now?"
"Yup, I've seen you on TV. You're Superhero Squad show is awesome! You're so cool!" Lara squealed in delight.
"That I am, that I am," Lucy said smiling smugly. Her expression turned from delighted to damn. "Um, wait, you do know your mom is Wonder Woman and your dad is Superman, right little cutie? Big oopsie if I spilled the beans. I'm such a blabbermouth sometimes."
"Yup, I know," Lara said shaking her head enthusiastically.
"Whew, thank goodness. Your mom would have killed me. I dodged a bullet there, huh little cutie?" Lucy said.
"Lara who is at the door?" Lois said peeking over her daughter's shoulder.
"Hi sis," Lucy said waving at her sister.
"Lucy, what are you doing here?" Lois asked.
"It's a long, messy story. Can I come inside?" Lucy asked.
"Hey Jon, you'll never guess who is here!" Lara shouted running inside to find her brother.
"Of course," Lois said.
One hour later
Lois and Clark had sent the twins to visit a neighbor with strict instructions not to mention Toria. The pair were gushing over their celebrity aunt but their adoration would have to wait. Lois was not nearly as pleased by her sister's unexpected arrival and she did to want her kids to witness what came next.
"I haven't seen you in four years. Why are you here now? Have your entertainment industry friends grown tired of you now that you've turned eighteen?" Lois said.
"Lois, maybe we should b-," Clark started only to be cut off.
"No Clark, she needs to hear this," Lois said. "Lucy, you ran away from home at fourteen. I find you after two months of searching and you tell me to shove off you aren't going home. Next thing I know your skimpily clad, makeup-laden, spray-tanned body is plastered on the covers of teen magazines like some sort of pop tart idol."
"I am an idol for millions of girls, including your daughter." Lucy huffed folding her arms over her chest. "I'm doing important work."
"You've been willingly exploited by sexist pigs from Man's World. You're a piece of underage meat they drool over or at least you were until your most recent birthday." Lois said.
"I'll have you know I'm a real hero like you guys. I make a difference." Lucy said.
"Sure you do," Lois said. "You're a masturbatory aid." Lois waved her phone in Lucy's face which was playing a video of Lucy in a white bikini that left very little to the imagination. Lucy's image was telling the viewer how sexy she thought they were while moaning and sucking on her fingers suggestively.
"Lois don't," Clark said but Lois ignored him.
"I was tricked, okay! They used AI! I'd never do such a thing!" Lucy said slamming her hand into the oak coffee table leaving a crack behind, "sorry." Tears began to well up in her eyes. "I'm not a super slut like people say. I'm, I'm, not, I'm just me. Why can't anyone accept me? Mom doesn't accept me, Dad doesn't accept me, and you don't accept me."
"Why do you care if Mom and Dad accept you, Lucy? You ran away from the home they gave you, remember? Unlike me, you had both our parents in your life from the start." Lois said.
Lucy laughed bitterly wiping away some of her tears. "Themyscira was never a real home nor was the US Military base in Germany where Dad and Mom lived most of the time. Those places were stifling. I was a crystal bird in a gilded cage. Everyone was afraid I'd break. I think Mom felt that way because you barely came back to either home. Sure, she had Dad back but not you." Lucy said.
"Don't dare put this on me, Lucy. I left Themyscira to save it you left home to have fun." Lois said. "And if I hadn't Themyscira left you wouldn't be here because Mom and Dad would never have reunited."
"Fine by me," Lucy said.
"Lucy, surely you don't mean that," Clark said.
"Why not? My life is a mess. I've never truly been happy." Lucy said.
Lois's stern expression softened. "Lucy, no, Clark is right. Please don't say such horrible things." She said. "No matter what has happened you're my sister. I love you." Lois reached across the table and took Lucy's hands in her own. "Tell me, what's wrong Lucybug?" She asked using the childhood nickname (a combination of ladybug and Lucy) Lois bestowed upon Lucy during her visits to Germany."
"The AI thing it's worse than one clip way worse. I did pose in the tiny bikini and I know it was a mistake, but I never did that lewd scene, I swear. The scene was created using AI by splicing together different media." Lucy said. "The guys who created the clip are threatening me. They say if I don't do what they want they'll create a sex tape. They ruin my career worst of all they ruin my reputation. I thought I could handle them by myself, but I was wrong. I came to you because I found out their backer is Morgan Edge."
Clarke felt his body stiffen at the mention of one of their longtime enemies. "What does Morgan Edge want you to do?" He asked slowly.
"I'm not sure. He hasn't said yet. All I know is it's something only a metahuman can do, he told me so. He said we'll meet again at his corporate headquarters in Metropolis three days from now." Lucy said.
"Corpo bastard," Lois said uncharacteristically swearing. She calmed herself, getting angry without a plan would serve no purpose. "Does he know your civilian identity?"
"Nah, I might be flighty but I'm not stupid. Lois, we have the same dad. I've never told anyone I'm Lucy Lane. Once I wash off my spray tan, remove the pink dye from my hair, and ditch the shiny outfits no one will know I'm Toria. I'm plain old Lucy, no glamours Toria here." Lucy said.
"You better do that right away," Lois said.
"No one saw you come here?" Clark asked.
"No one saw me. I was careful." Lucy said.
"Okay, get changed then we'll have supper when the kids get back," Lois said. She took a deep breath. "And tomorrow, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Toria will pay Mr. Morgan Edge a visit. No one threatens my little sister or any of my family and gets away with it."
To Be Continued
Sorry for the short chapter, the next one should be longer.
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Author's Note - I went back and tweaked a few things about chapter one to account for Lucy's existence. The site is buggy and slow presently so it may take more time than usual for those changes to appear. I just want everyone to know I haven't contradicted myself in this chapter should the changes not show up anytime soon lol.