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Another day came to the Arc Household as the girls and Jaune were … not really relaxing. Jaune was given the day off from training, yes, but that did not mean he had a day off from one particular thing.
"I told you, that was my ice cream!" Malina shouted at her sister, who was leaning on a chair, smoking her cigar.
"Shoulda put your name on it, Malinka!" Zdrada replied.
"It HAD my name written on it, you bitch!"
Monica came over and sat next to Jaune on the couch. "They are fighting again?"
"Yup."
"You are not going to break them up?" She looked at Jaune as she asked her question.
"And risk getting burned or stabbed? No thanks, I learned my lesson after the last time." He replied, painfully recalling that unfortunate event. However, it was at that time that Cerberus wandered into the house. He wondered if she wanted to look at more of his comics. When she was in his room she saw them and asked about them. He was happy to let her read them. "Hmm? What's up Cerberus?"
"The wind carried new smells to us! There are people coming!"
Jaune jumped up from the couch, and even the sisters stopped their bickering. "What?! I thought our home was far away from other people!"
"It is, but it is also very large, and Patch is not really that big. It is a small miracle we were not found out sooner." Monica added, voicing her opinion. "Still, this is unexpected. Cerberus! Split up and go tell the others, we cannot let the normal population of Remnant learn of our true nature."
"Alright!" And so, Cerberus went off to warn them all.
"Pandemonica, what do we do?" Jaune asked, searching for some aid in this situation.
"Don't worry, we all have human disguises we can take. Just act normal when they arrive, OK?"
"Ok … I can do that, yeah." Jaune said, confidence growing in him. "After all, how hard could it be to hide the fact this house is full of demonic beings?"
Two knocks were heard on the door, the tenants of the house knowing full well who it was; humans. Normal people. Cerberus made well to warn them, and they all got ready. Spreading out in the house as they waited. All they had to do was act natural, and not give away their demonic nature.
Beel saw that she was the closest to the door, and made a small effort to sense the ones beyond it. Two souls, one small and innocent, and one slightly older, yet full of conflicting emotion. How peculiar. Everyone was in position, and so, ever so slowly, Beel made to open the door.
Before her, two girls stood present, her eyes being drawn by the youngest first. "Why, she's as cute as a Hellhound pup!"
The girl in question was almost as tall as Beel, with fair skin and neck-length black hair with red tips, wearing a black long-sleeved blouse with a high collar and red trim on the sleeves, over which is a black waist cincher with red lacing up the front, and a matching skirt with red lining. The demoness also noted a pair of thick black stockings and black combat boots with red laces, red trims around the top, and red soles.
Her outfit was topped by a red hooded cloak fastened to her shoulders by cross-shaped pins. On her belt was a large silver buckle in the shape of a flower, slung around her hips at an angle. Attached to her belt were also a pocket and a row of bullets.
But what drew the demoness in the most, were the girl's eyes, in which she saw her own reflection. Those silver-colored irises, oh how beautiful they were to the evil being.
She was also holding a box of some kind.
"Why hello darling. Who might you be?"
"Um hi ... I'm Rose Rose, I mean, Rose Ruby. I mean I'm Ruby Rose!" Her shoulders slumped, dejected by her own greeting. "Crumpets, I messed up again."
The demon couldn't help but chuckle.
"Oh, it's fine darling. Don't beat yourself up over it. My name is Beel." She introduced herself, a hand over her chest. "It is quite the pleasure to meet you. What brings you to our grand abode?"
"Don't you mean humble abode?" Another voice caught Beel's attention.
Ah, right. She was so distracted by the younger's eyes she fully forgot of the other soul there. So conflicted, yet so fiery and prideful was she, who stood next to Ruby. Tall, fair-skinned, and young, with a pair of interesting lilac eyes and long, thick, wavy bright golden hair that fades to pale gold at the tips with a cowlick sticking out at the top of her head. Why, Beel would dare compare her hair to the golden mountains of Mammon.
She wore a tan jacket that left her midriff bare, with golden brown piping and short, puffy sleeves with black cuffs that featured two gold buttons. Underneath this, she had a low-cut yellow crop top with an emblem on the left breast in black.
A brown belt covered by a pleated brown piece of material reaching from hip to hip around the back of her waist, with her emblem emblazoned on the right-most pleat in gold. Underneath this was a long, white, asymmetrical piece of material reaching to her knee on the right side, as well as a pair of tight black spandex compression shorts that reached her upper thighs. As for footwear, she had a pair of brown, knee-high boots and orange over-the-knee socks, with the right sock pushed down just below the knee, and lastly, an orange infinity scarf and black fingerless gloves.
"My, she is quite tall and … " Beel took notice of Yang's physique. "Well kept! Nature has been good to this one. Heh. Had we not had our own charm, we might have had to fear this one as a threat to our shared man."
And lastly came Beel's own humane look. To hide herself better, she needn't do much. By simply darkening her skin a bit, letting it gain a more 'healthy' tone as a human might see it, and changing her eye color to a dark grey nuance, not to mention getting rid of her hair accessories and changing her hair color to a black that went green toward the tips - almost like the little girl before her, but in a different color - and switching her normal outfit for some simple blue jeans and yellowish blouse topped with a matching jeans jacket, she pretty much finished her disguise. In terms of accessories, however, she kept her gloves.
"The name's Yang Xiao Long and we're here to say hi." She gave a wave and chuckled. "Guess we're done."
"To welcome you to the neighborhood." Ruby held up the box she was holding. "I made cookies for the, um welcoming."
"Why thank you, darling. They smell great." Beel took the box and opened it. Inside were neat rows of chocolate chip cookies. She plucked one off the top and took a massive bite out of it. "Mmmmmm. Absolutely delicious. You are quite the skilled cook, Ruby."
Ruby blushed at the praise. "Oh t-thanks, but it's n-not that good."
"No need to be modest, dear. Now come in! It would be bad if you dropped by and didn't meet the entire populace of this house! Come, I'll introduce you to the others." Beel turned away and as soon as their view was blocked by her body shoved the rest of the cookie into her mouth. She then made a portal inside the box that took the top two layers of cookies into it so she could eat them later. Sue her, she was the Cardinal of Gluttony so she was getting the first taste.
And the twentieth.
Yang gave Ruby a thumbs up on her greeting with minimal awkwardness, as they moved into the house. Beel put the box down on the kitchen table and pulled another cookie out, then took an identical bite as the first cookie. She turned back to them and took a 'second' bite.
Beel swallowed and moved to the stairs. "Let me get the others. Girls we have guests! Come say hello. You too, Jaune."
Many footsteps sounded on the upper floors, though a voice came from somewhere else first.
"Could you not be a bitch and yell. Some of us have hangovers." Malina walked through the door on the ground floor. "Plus I was right here in the TV room."
Malina's disguise was similar to Beel's, in the skin aspect, that is. She chose to change her hair to be fully black in color, along with having brown eyes. As far as her attire went, she wore a pair of shorts along with a white shirt and a red jacket, not bothering to change much. She didn't even get rid of the little stain from the cocktails that were on her shirt.
"Dear, it's called a 'living room'. And I'm sorry. Wait, why didn't you try to get the door if you were right there?"
"Busy." Malina took a gulp of the Vodka mix she had been testing out. "So who's the shrimp and the bimbo? Saleswomen? Jehovah witnesses? Either way, I can get my knife."
"Don't be too hasty. If they are saleswomen then they might be selling cigarettes ... or alcohol. Which has probably rotten your brain so much you would prevent yourself from getting more by killing them." Zdrada walked through the door that led to the back hallway, having just come up the stairs from the basement.
She chose a similar look to her sister, having the same dark hair, yet instead of brown, she had purplish eyes. In addition, she kept her accessories, like her bracelets, wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a short-sleeved shirt over which she wore a red and black sleeveless vest. She also got her black, leather fingerless gloves out.
"Yeah, like how cigarettes have rotten your teeth and lungs. I'm surprised you made it up the stairs without dying from a lack of air. Blow smoke up your cunt, you ass." Malina sneered, completely missing Yang covering Ruby's ears in time. The shorter girl pouted and pushed Yang's hands off her.
"Hey now. Don't go scaring our guests by pretending that you're willing to kill them." Justice played the killing thing off as a joke as she walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. "You will have to forgive those two. Sisters. Am I right?"
Justice's outfit consisted of a black leather jacket over a red t-shirt with matching black jeans. Simple, really. Her hair was kept in its usual style, but the color was changed to brown instead of white.
"Rubes and I are sisters, but we don't talk like that." Yang crossed her arms. She was not very keen on the tongue some of the people in this house had.
"Maybe you're doing it wrong? We can teach you." Zdrada waved her cigarette toward them.
"Shut the fuck up! You two, just consider yourselves lucky." Malina glared at everyone. "She is the reason why drowning by alcohol sounds good to me."
"Oh, speaking of drowning, I was thinking of checking out the water." Zdrada looked at the two guests. "You know any interesting spots on this island to go swimming? I've gotten used to doing both of those."
"I mean, I guess." Yang shrugged before smiling. "But the ocean is boring. Like if you look, it just waves at you."
Zdrada and Malina, despite their bickering, looked at one another, and had a rare moment: They agreed on something for once and turned together to give Yang an unimpressed look. Ruby let out a sigh at her further torment. However, that couldn't be said about everyone in the room.
Justice chuckled. "Oh I sea what you did there?"
Yang's smile grew into a massive grin. "Yeah, you shore did!"
"Well, these ocean puns aren't too deep for me, you know." Justice's chuckling was soon joined by Yang's.
Ruby looked between them with horror and whimpered. "There's two of them. What did I ever do to deserve this?"
Jaune opened a window at the back of the house, he put his fingers to his lips and whistled outside. Then he came down with the others. Ruby and Yang immediately took note of the very first male they saw in the house. "Hey, hello there. My name is Jaune Arc, who might you be?"
Footsteps were heard through the walls that grew louder and louder. Both visitors opened their mouths but didn't get a chance to speak before the door that led to the back hallway was flung open with a bang.
"JAUNE!"
"Did you call me?"
"Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you?"
Ruby and Yang watched on as three identical girls swarmed him. One pulled on his arm and another rubbed her face into his chest. The third ran circles around him and the other two. The very first thing they noticed was the dog ears on all of their heads, indicating they were Faunus, but more than that, they noted their looks. One had black hair, one brown, and one had blonde hair. The black-haired one had blue eyes, the brown-haired one had green eyes, and the blonde-haired one had brown eyes. As far as their attire went, they all wore IDENTICAL clothing, which consisted of a pair of blue jeans and a white short-sleeved shirt with a bit of cleavage showing.
With everyone looking elsewhere Beel finished the cookie she was holding, took another one out of the box, and bit two bites out of it exactly like the last one.
"Alright, calm down." Jaune patted Cerberus on two of her heads, one of them the one that was running, stopping her. "We have guests."
Three sets of eyes snapped towards said guests and they moved.
"You're new! Who are you?"
"You have shiny eyes."
"Your hair smells nice!"
Ruby and Yang both found themselves suddenly surrounded by the Faunus girls. One was right in Ruby's face looking into her eyes, another was beside Yang sniffing her hair.
"Thanks?" Yang felt proud of the compliment and weirded out by how close she was at the same time. "I put a lot of work into it. Got a special shampoo, I can give you the details if you want."
"Um, yes, um thank you." Ruby's awkwardness was going through the roof. "Yo- your ears look, um fluffy. Can I feel them?"
The three girls went still and there was a moment of silence. Yang tensed as she heard those words and tried to come up with an apology.
Ruby's eyes widened as she realized what she said. "OH I'M sorr-"
"YES," All three bodies of Cerberus tilted their heads down and pushed the tops towards Ruby. "Give. Us. Head. Pats."
Ruby hesitated but reached up and scratched behind her dog ears. They were super soft and felt so good to touch, like a dozen times better than Zwei!
Within a humble cabin in the woods, a small corgi suddenly rose up, feeling a war declaration being howled at him. It wouldn't be ignored!
The girls pushed against her hands to feel more causing her to be slowly backed into a wall from them trying to get closer. The moans from two of them her hands were on and whimpers from the one she wasn't petting made Ruby blush all the more.
Yang, seeing Ruby trapped, decided to save her as a big sister should. So reached over and petted the head of the one left out. Immediately, Cerberus turned around and came closer to Yang. Pushing more and more into Yang's hand until Cerberus's face ended up pushing into one of Yang's breasts.
As soon as Yang stopped scratching the hybrid whimpered. Blushing as well Yang kept scratching and put her free hand on Cerberus's forehead. There was a slight struggle as they pushed against one another but in the end, Cerberus was pushing her face into Yang's shoulder. Which she was far more comfortable with.
"Your pats arrrrrren't, good assssss, Jaune's but doooooon't, stop." All of Cerberus' bodies said.
"Oh my. What orgy did I walk in on?" Modeus walked into the kitchen after coming down the stairs, receiving a raised eyebrow from Yang and a beat red face from Ruby.
When they were told to act normal, Modeus … Clearly didn't get the memo. She went for blonde hair and green eyes, yes, but her attire was short a few pieces. Namely, she seems to have taken a page from Judgement's book and simply wore a jacket over an exposed sports bra, along with wearing gym shorts, that in all honesty, looked to be one size too small.
Modeus walked to Jaune, and hugged him from the side, pulling his arm in between her breasts. "So, Jaune, I heard we have guests. Planning some fun without me? Like having girls touch soft and sensitive parts of each other for your entertainment?"
"If we are talking about people being entertainment then I vote it is him. He looks not half bad though could use more muscles on him. I can give him some exercises to do. Maybe we can watch him get all hot and sweaty together." Yang winked at Modeus.
"Yangggg." Ruby whined. "Don't be weird."
"Oh, I like her." Modeus ignored Ruby as she purred. "And I second that vote. You would make good entertainment, Jaune."
Jaune didn't like there being two of them teasing him, one was bad enough. Modeus already watched him work so he didn't want to know what she would do if Yang encouraged her to do more. He needed to get Modeus off him somehow before things got worse. Maybe something romantic?
"Well um, yes that is a ... thought you have there Modeus. But we have guests so it would be easier to show them around if you weren't hugging me. Perhaps we could hold hands?"
Modeus pulled away from him as if she was burned. "You can't just ask a girl THAT! We've only known each other for less than a month!"
Ruby nodded her head in agreement. That's too early for hand-holding!
Yang snorted at the girl's reaction. Weren't they just talking about ogling Jaune a moment ago? She wiggled her eyebrows at him. "I'm not a shy girl, Jaune. You can hold my hand any time if you want."
"SLUT!" Modeus yelled. "You haven't even known him for 5 minutes."
In other circumstances, Yang would be angry. Hell, she punched a whore for calling her that. But the reasoning behind it was too much for her. She burst out laughing.
Pandemonica came down the stairs at that moment, still looking as tired as ever. For her disguise, she chose to keep her eyes red, and had her hair only partially black, with it turning white at the tips. Her attire remained the same too, giving her that professional air the others forgot. "Umm yes, guests. Is everyone here?"
Beel shook her head. "No, dear, I just called not long ago. Everyone should be gathering in a bit."
Monica nodded and moved to a chair. "I will be here, then, waiting for the actual introductions."
"Ah, laughter is good for the soul." Azazel came down the stairs as well, smiling at the happy atmosphere. As far as she went, they didn't need to bother with her disguise much. Just hide the halo, and she was good to go! Heck, not even her clothing had to be changed.
Ruby tilted her head. "Laughing will increase my aura?"
"That isn't really what she meant." Jaune coughed.
Yang took deep breaths as she pulled herself together. Cerberus whined and pushed her head into Yang's shoulder again for stopping her scratches. Yang continued.
However, the next two were not the ones Jaune expected. Coming from the hallway that led to the basement were Judgement and Lucifer. Judgement, for her part, chose to change her skin to a dark, mocha tone while keeping her hair in the same style as before, albeit, it was now brown with patches of blonde here and there. As for her attire, it was made to be … similar, yet better than what Modeus was wearing. Judgment was wearing a white tank top, along with a pair of PROPER gym leggings. Her eyes were also changed, becoming golden in color, like her father's.
"So we have interlopers?" Judgement said before Lucifer elbowed her in the side. "Oh yes. I mean guests ... greetings."
"Yes, greetings indeed." Lucifer eyed the two, slowly. In her case, she merely changed her skin tone, keeping her hair and eyes the same color. Her clothing, however, consisted of a turtleneck black sweater along with a pair of black jeans, but Jaune did see something quite eye-catching. The pentagram over her breast, on the sweater. He gulped, seeing as Lucifer was showing something demonic in the open.
"Apologies for being late." Baphomet came down the stairs, revealing her own new look. She kept her eyes closed like normal and had changed her hair to full blonde. Her attire, however, rivaled Modeus, her shorts were the same as the lustful demon but that wasn't what stood out. Her T-shirt had a very low V neck which would have shown off some cleavage on its own. But the shirt was incredibly loose, to the point it had fallen off one of her shoulders. Not only did this show her cleavage down to just above her nipples but also the entire top of one of her breasts along with some side boob. "I was organizing my goat picture collection. One needs to have priorities."
Jaune eyed Baphomet's attire, as Modeus eyed him, and he couldn't help but notice something and a lack of something else. Every movement Baphomet made had her chest react more than it did with the other girls. "Is she NOT wearing a BRA!? Oh god, there is no strap for one on the shoulder I can see. She isn't! God damn it. It's ok, it's ok. At least I can't see her nipples, that's something right? … How are they so perky when they are so big?"
"Like physical pictures?" Ruby raised an eyebrow. "Why wouldn't you just look them up on the CCT net."
Baphomet breathed in sharply and turned to her. "OH, are there pictures of goats on there?"
Yang looked at her with confusion. "I mean, probably? Pretty much everything is. What is so important about goats?"
Jaune didn't want the goat thing to be discussed at the moment and quickly moved to change the subject. "Now that we're all here let's do introductions. Again, I'm Jaune Arc."
And thus introductions were had.
"The names Yang Xiao Long. Professional badass."
"Um, I'm Ruby Rose ... um, I'm ... me."
"Since alphabetical order is the best way to do things, I shall start our side of things. I am Azazel and I welcome you to our home."
"Malina. Don't talk to me."
"Way to go on killing Sunshine's mood there. Or do you not know how the alphabet works? Zdrada, if you got smokes hit me up. I'll buy 'em."
"I'm Modeus. I hope we can get to know each other ... intimately."
"And I am Cerberus!"
Ruby and Yang looked between the three girls and then at each other.
"Um, which one of you is Cerberus?" Ruby asked.
"Yeah." Yang nodded. "What are the other two names?"
Jaune's eyes widened at the realization that he didn't prepare for this. He needed to think fast!
"Oh forgive her. I gave her some of my comics and she liked the idea of having a name for them as a group." Jaune said and Cerberus caught onto what he was saying. They finally moved away from their head pats.
"Yes!" One Cerberus raised a fist into the air. "With the power of hell fire."
The second Cerberus brought her fist up to touch the first. "And the power of a doggo."
"And the power of cuteness." The last Cerberus' fist met the others and they all spoke at once.
"We are Cerberus!"
Ruby clapped lightly. "UH, they have their own group powers combined chant thingy! Yang, why don't we have that?"
"Ruby, it's a bit childish. We're too old for that." Yang only received puppy dog eyes as a response. "Damnit! I'll think about it."
"Yay!" Ruby jumped into the air. "So what are your names then?"
"You must earn our trust to learn our secret identities." Cerberus all smiled at her. "And perhaps you may join us."
"I will! With the power of a Huntress, I shall become one of the Cerberus." Ruby added her fist to the others with a cheer.
"Oh no ... there's four of them now." Yang suddenly felt tired. "I'm never having energy at the end of the day ever again, am I?"
Jaune sighed. "Their names, from left to right, are Cerea, Bela, and Rusana."
"Jaune!" The three of them whined slightly, yet he simply put his hands up in surrender.
"Well keeping things moving. As I said before I am Beel."
"Baph, I do hope we can get along. Like a goat and its owner."
"Ju-." Judgement was nudged by Jaune slightly. What did her ribs ever do to other people? "Junie. My name is Junie."
Yang giggled a bit hearing that name. Something the now-named Junie didn't take kindly to.
"Oh, you think it's funny? How about the two of us settle the matter outside then? Shall we?"
Both Ruby and Yang were a little taken aback by the outburst. But they figured she was from outside the walls of the kingdom. They had heard stories of how they could be a bit harsh due to fending off Grimm attacks so often.
"Um right. Sorry." Ruby squeaked. "Junie is a pretty- I MEAN. Strong name. Very strong."
Judgement nodded in approval.
"Your parents have interesting tastes but whatevs." Yang shrugged.
"Jesse Justice." She adjusted her sunglasses. "Just call me Justice, for no one escapes my pun-ishment!"
Yang snickered.
"You may call me ... Lucy."
"Monica, a pleasure. So what brought you here."
"Well, we saw that there was a new house on the island and came to check it out." Yang put her hands on her hips. "Kind of hard to miss with how boring it can be here at times."
"Yep, and I baked cookies for all of you. Beel already has one but there is lots for everyone else." Ruby gestured at the box on the table and then to Beel. Lucifer and Pandemonica looked into the box and got suspicious that it was not filled to the brim. Someone as excitable as Ruby would have stuffed the box. They both eyed Beel as she took her 'third' bite of her cookie. Which Ruby was proud of. "Wow, she is really savoring them! She still hasn't finished her first one yet."
"You came bearing gifts to greet us?" Azazel gave them a bright smile. "How neighborly of you! The Lord smiles down upon you for your generosity."
"Does Remnant still have lords? Monarchs are disbanded right?" Yang scratched her head. But her question caused Ruby to gasp.
"Is one of you from a royal family in hiding? Part of a secret organization to protect Remnant from the shadows. Keeping the bloodline secret until they are needed to kill the Grimm once and for all!" Ruby pointed at Jaune. "It's you, isn't it!"
Jaune swallowed at the fact he was technically royalty if you went back far enough. Ruby noticed his hesitation and was about to go into Over-excited Super-sugar Hyperactive Mode and fire dozens of questions at him until she was satisfied by the interrogation. But luckily for him, she was interrupted before she could start.
"Um ... no. Not that ... type of lord." Azazel was visibly saddened at the fact that God wasn't known by his children anymore. "But regardless, I thank you both. Just as you have been a good neighbor to us, I shall love you, my neighbor. If you need anything ask and I shall help."
"Oh, it was nothing. Love is a bit much haha, but um sure I ... love you too. There's nothing wrong with helping others. Don't be afraid to ask us. We'll help as well!" Ruby didn't like how Azazel got sad all of a sudden. But her words got her to smile again, if lightly. Ruby waved her hand at the box again. "Go ahead and dig in."
Thus they all moved.
Each member of the household went to the box and took a cookie. Everyone enjoyed them to varying degrees.
"They are well crafted." Lucy hummed. "Your cooking skills are acceptable. At least when it comes to baking."
"The texture is nice but I would have preferred some caffeine in mine." Pandemonica's eyes drifted to the coffee machine in the kitchen.
"Meh. Should have made them with alcohol in them." Malina washed her cookie down with Vodka.
"These are great!" Then there was Cerberus.
"Love your treats."
"Are you trying to corrupt us with sugar?"
Jaune hoped that Cerberus wasn't like normal dogs and was going to get sick from the chocolate in the cookies. But she was half hellhound and half demon so she would probably be more than tough enough to handle some sweets. "Yes, quite good. Thanks for making them."
"Jaune every cookie you have I'm adding 5% to the end of your workout routine." Judgement made Jaune not want to have anymore. "No protein but I guess the energy in it is nice."
"Oh, how delightful." Baphomet chewed happily at the taste, free hand pushed into the side of her face. The bites she took somehow gave her cookie the perfect shape of a goat's head.
"Chocolate is justice." Justice smiled. "And it is Fan-taste-ic."
Yang snickered.
"You know originally chocolate was smoked. Yeah, should try it sometime." Zdrada took a drag of her cigarette in between bites.
"No, they should NOT. These are quite nice as they are." Azazel gave Beel a sideways glance. "Though make sure to not succumb to gluttony and eat too many."
"As I said before, these are delicious. Do feel free to bring more if you wish. It would be appreciated greatly." Beel finished what she was holding and grabbed her 'second' cookie from the box. "I absolutely love these!"
Ruby liked how Beel ate them. She took bites from the outside in a circle so when she got to where she started it left the middle of the cookie. Which was the best part! It was like how Ruby liked to eat them ... well except when she was nervous and ate them in one bite. Or when in a hurry. Or when someone told her not to eat them in one bite.
"Oh, sure. Anything for a fellow cookie lover!" Ruby cheered. "All my cookies are made with as much effort and passion as I can put in them."
"With passion? Didn't think you would be into that sort of thing but I approve. Natural Harvest is a good way to spice things up and multitask." Modeus had a thoughtful look as she chewed. "Can't really taste it though ... is it male flavored or female flavored?"
Ruby tilted her head, natural as in the ingredients? She just got them from the store. Also, anyone could eat them. "Both?"
Modeus wondered why she couldn't see any thoughts from Ruby. She did see Yang thinking about herself in a kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron and masturbating over a bowl. She would save that idea for herself later. Yang pushed her thoughts aside, focusing on the new task at hand she had. Modeus would keep quiet about what she saw, for now.
Yang laughed awkwardly. "Haha, would you look at the time? I think we'll be getting going now."
"Already? But you just arrived." Baphomet frowned a little. "I wanted to ask you if you ever considered being turned into a goat before?"
"Ok, Rubes it's time to leave the madhouse." Yang grabbed Ruby's hand and pulled her towards the door.
"Exhibitionist! Oh, wow, in front of all of us?" Modeus shuttered. "They are sisters but they are holding hands."
Both sisters were confused until they looked down at their hands. Yang and Ruby pulled away from each other as if they were burned before looking at Modeus strangely. Jaune decided that it was indeed time for them to leave and grabbed each by the shoulder then guided them to the door.
"Forbidden love." Modeus' nose started to bleed. She eyed the two sisters still left in the room. They looked at her in confusion as well until they figured out what she was thinking.
"I'd rather fuck a lit cigar, you stupid whore." Zdrada glared at her.
"Go fuck yourself!" Malina downed more Vodka to try to forget that idea.
"Oh, good idea." Modeus rubbed her thighs together before making her way to the stairs. "It's been a few hours since I used a dildo anyways."
Malina coughed, choking on her Vodka.
"Lucky." Zdrada muttered at her sister's predicament.
Justice shook her head. "Don't think that was an invitation but you do you, Modeus."
"I will do me!" Modeus yelled from the second floor.
Jaune led the two girls down the hall to the front door. The voices of the demons got quieter as they walked. Once through he closed the door behind him as the three of them stepped outside the house.
"Um sorry about ... you know, them. They can be a bit ... " Jaune didn't get to finish what he was going to say as a yell was heard through an open second-floor window.
"I will do me!"
There was a silence as they all stood there blushing to varying degrees.
Yang broke the awkwardness. " ... unique?"
"Ah yeah. Unique!" Jaune laughed helplessly. "Look I've only known them a short time but they are good people. You just have to give it a bit of time to get to know them."
"Oh, I like some of them." Ruby nodded her head. "And if they are willing to give me a chance then I'll give them a chance. I'm bad at first impressions too!"
"Yeah, don't sweat it." Yang waved her hand dismissively. "Even if some of them are oddballs. It will make the island more interesting at the very least."
Both girls said their goodbyes and walked away. Jaune stood there thinking deeply about what just happened. This was the first time the girls interacted with people from Remnant. All and all it went okay. It could have gone much worse but it could have also gone better. He went through what he needed to add to his to-do list.
They had played Cerberus off as being triplets which seemed to work but he didn't predict her saying her real name. Having it be a nickname of sorts seemed to work well enough but Jaune didn't want every conversation to start with an explanation on it. He was going to need to get her to get used to introducing herself with three names. Convincing her to only say her name to people after she is friends with them. There was also the issue of her boundless energy, excitement, and curiosity but he wasn't sure he could change that and needed to pick his battles.
Next was Judgement. Justice had played it off as her last name which was easier to accept. Maybe something similar would work for Judgement too? She didn't seem that fond of her disguised name so she could say she prefers being called by her last name. Would that work? Judgement also needed to tone down her temper a bit.
Then there were the sisters. That was something he needed to try to help within its entirety but that was a big problem to tackle and would take time. In the short term, he needed to have Malina and Zdrada be better around guests and at least not at each other's throats in front of them.
The last he could think of at the moment was stopping Baphomet from talking about goats at every opportunity and NOT asking if people thought about turning into one. Also the fact she didn't know what the CCT was would raise too many questions. Though didn't she say she had a business in the human realm? If she had been here before she should have known about it. He could only come up with two answers. One, she didn't pay attention when she was here. Or two, she spent so little time she didn't notice which means she could run a company for years while barely interacting with it. The first seemed unlikely as all the girls were good at what they focused on which meant it was the second one. Which begged the question, how stupidly good at business was Baphomet?
Regardless, he was going to have to explain a lot of things to them all, really. Jaune groaned, knowing he was going to have to look at a lot of goat pictures after explaining it to Baphomet but it couldn't be helped.
A lot of things have come to light from this interaction. Now he just needed to learn from it and prepare for next time.
"I have my work cut out for me, don't I?"