"Man, I could use a good burger" said Ryan, "WELL WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE FOOD MACHINE GODDAMNIT" shouted the Doctor. "I said good food" replied back Rian so the Doctor kicked him.
"It's sure not very nice to kick your own companion you grumpy old bastard" said Professor Dinkles eating a box, "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID GOAT OR ILL FEED YOU TO A GODDAMN MINOTAUR YOU FUCKING IMBECILE" shouted the Doctor. Suddenly the Tardis consol beeped bright manegta red, and it was ringing like a alarm. "OH WHAT IS THIS TIME" the Doctor bashed his fists agains t the consle. "What is it Docotr" said Ruan, "SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCKK UPPP" screamed the doctor, as he preassdd a few buttons on the Tardi.
"Eee where are we doctor" said Ryan walking out the Tardis doors, "DIDN'T YOU GODDAMN HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME?! I SAID I RECEIVED A DISTRESS SIGNAL FROM THE SISTERHOODS OF KARN GODAMNIT!"
As the Doctor and his companion walked to the Sisterhood of Karn, the Doctor walked up to the leader Jodhila, "OKAY JODHILA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT", "Doctor, we need your help, Morbius has survived the fall, and he's gonna like fucking kill us all and stuff". "Okay, I'll help you, but this whole Sisterhood of Karn thing is very Man hating okay. You should have some Brotherhood of Karn you diversity hires".
As the Dofter and frens waleked towards the cliff, they saw Morbius climbing up. "Oh no, Doctor, Morbius is climbing up. What are we going to do" asked Ryan. "LETS FUCKING THROW STONES AT IT" so the trio threw stones at Morbius, but he kept climbing. "RYAN GODDAMNIT WHY DO YYU KEEP MISING" yelled the Docofor, "I'm sorry Doc, I have dyslexia", "THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO HAVE DYSPRAXIA" shouted the doc.
Sudenly Morbius was on top o f the cliff, with the trio. "OH NO! ITS MORBIUS!" Shouted Rian, "Doctor, now would be a really good time for you to mindbend"said Professor Dinkles, "OH NO! LAST TIME I DID THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED! NO WAY IN HELL I AM DOING THAT AGAIN!" The Doctor slapped Dinkles across the face. Only for Dinkles to bite his hand, "AGHHHH GODDAMNIT" shouted the Doctor.
"Um.. guys. I'm still here" said Morbius, "Oh sorry" said the doctor in response. "OKAY MORBIUS WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT YOU, SO DONT COME CLOSER IF YOU DARE", "I don't wish to fight you" said Morbius, who was sporting a new head that looked like Jared Leto.
The Jared Leto Morbius pointed at the Sisterhood of Karn, "I only wish to fight them. The Sisterhood of Karn is actually a SJW anti Men society". "BWAHHHAHAHAHAA, so you realised my evil plan" said Jodhila.. or should I say, Jodie.
"Oh no, Jodhila she Jodie!" Screamed Ryan, "Yes" said The Doctor tearfully, "Jodhila is Jodie Whittaker, the most evil person on history".
"Yes, it is I, Jodie Whittaker, mistress of misandry. Prepare to fucking die you white cis male scum", "ah.. I'm not white" said Ryan. "Well, I don't fucking care. I will defeat you and you will regenerate into a woman" laughed Jodie evily. "NOOOO! I WILL NEVER REGENERATE INTO A DIVERSITY HIRE" screamed The Doctor. But then suddenly the Eleventh Doctor who was shirtless, danced into the scene to EKSE Song by Off The Meds. Ekse….
Bhuti ma yenza yenza Bhuti ma veza veza Bhuti ma Thenga thenga Bhuti ma spenda spenda
HAVE SEX ! EKSE, EKSE!
Bhuti ma yenza yenza Bhuti ma veza veza Bhuti ma Thenga thenga Bhuti ma spenda spenda
HAVE SEX, EKSE !
Off The Meds iVuli crèche jo Vula Vala Vula Vala Pheti ngani Thandi bash Jo Vula Vala Vula Vala Thandi ntash, Ithandi Hash jo Vula Vala Vula Vala Hi' funi Card, Ifuni cash jo
Hmmmm
HAVE SEX, EKSE !
"It's Morbin' Time" replied Morbius, as he morbed all over Jodi and defeated her.
"So, Jodie Whittaker is finally defeated. And I will never regenerate into a woman" said the Doctor victoriously.
"Hey, wanna come to my rock concert" said Morbius, and so the gang went to Morbius's rock concert to listen to the kill by thirty seconds to mars.