"Yo Doctor, what's popping my g" said Ryan, "The Twin Towers are falling down, right as we speak. It's absurdly proposious" replied the Doctor. "Thats mad doc, them towers they never fall", "Well, they're falling right now my good chap".
Rian looked at the Tarrids scaners and sure enough holy shit the Twin Towerz r fallin. "WeLl why don't you do something about that you grumpy old bastard" said Professor Dinkles, "Indubitably I will" replied the Doctor.
"But, my dear friends, I'm afraid we have quite an conundrum on our hands. And it isn't an easy one like our Tsuranga Conundrum adventure", "What is it Doc", "Well, I'm afraid if we don't allow those towers to fall, the United States of America will have no reason to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, and our country would be all the more poorer for it", "We in dis together doc. Whatever you wanna do", "well my indignant pals, I'm afraid we'll have to let those poor souls fall".
And so, the Doctor, Ryan, and Professor Dinkles just spent the rest of the day smoking weed and meth in the tardis while the towers fall on the scanner.
"GOD FUCKING GODDAMNIT" screamed the Doctor, "Hey, what is it Doctor", "WE'VE SPENT ALL THIS TIME BEING HIGH AND WE FUCKING FORGOT TO SAVE THE TWIN TOWERS!"
"Y'all see this, y'all know this was a terrible event, but y'all shouldn't fear. Cus ah gonna beat em fucking arab sandfucks til they ain't go walking no more. Ain't tha' right Mr President" said New York Governor Dixie Anarchy on the screen, "Um.. yeah sure. Terrorism bad" replied George W Bush.