DISNEY'S ARMY OF DARKNESS: WRITTEN BY XAVIER SAIKALEY, COPY RIGHT: JANUARY 2015
SCENE 1: INTRODUCTION
BLACK SCREEN
We hear Ash Williams, 60's, the sole survivor of the Deadite attacks.
Ash Williams
My name's Ash. You may have heard of
my story from fighting undead beings
to losing my right hand to even going
back in time. No? Let me explain.
We see Naturon Demonto as it opens up to show Ash's backstory while Ash speaks. The events are black and yellow and look like they were drawn.
Ash Williams
When I was a young man, my friends and
I went to a cabin to hang out for the
school break.
We see a car near the cabin. The page flips right.
In the cabin was Naturon Demonto, the
book of the dead. It unleashed
monsters known as Deadites, which
killed my friends.
We see the cover of Naturon Demonto and a Deadite. The page flips right.
Ash Williams
I fought back and survived, but it
costed me my Linda and my right hand.
We see Ash with his boomstick and chainsaw attached to his right hand. The page flips right.
Ash Williams
In order to stop the evil, a portal
was summoned to take away the evil. I
was sucked in as well, and got sent to
the middle ages.
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We see the portal with Ash hanging on to the railing. The page flips right.
Ash Williams
There, the monsters were attacking the
kingdom of Camelot. I saved the day
and a wizard helped me get back to my
own time.
We see Ash punching a skeleton with his metal hand. The book closes and fades away.
Ash Williams
Now you may be asking what happened to
me after this experience? Well, the
police thought I was making this up as
they couldn't find any evidence, even
the time I killed a witch in the store
where I worked was thought to be a
publicity stunt.
We see files and a evidence box as well as police tape all over the screen.
Ash Williams
They didn't arrest me, but they said I
can't tell everything about this being
true.
We see a stamp hit the screen and fall off with the words "Case solved"
There are people who believe me, but
the majority don't. I decided to
become an author and my stories are
works of fiction that became best
sellers.
We see two books land on screen with a picture of Ash smiling on the back.
Ash Williams
Now that I told you everything, let's
see where I am.
WHITE FLASH
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BOOK COVER: HOW I WAS IN THE MIDDLE AGES ZOOMS OUT SLOWLY.
We see the cover of the book which has the title and a portal.
Ash Williams
When that witch came, I knew instantly
what I had to do.
AS HE SPEAKS, THE SHOT REVEALS MORE OF ASH WEARING A NICE SUIT.
Ash Williams
I grabbed a gun and shot her until she
dropped dead like a doorknob. When the
deed was done, I got a girlfriend out
of it. Karma does pay itself after
all. I then realized that the world
will need me, Ash Williams. The End.
When Ash finished, clapping is heard as we see an audience clapping for him. We then see lights and camera crews, revealing the stage is for a TV show. We see the host of the show about to ask a few questions.
TV Host
So Ash, I've got some questions in my
head I'll like to ask you. Why do you
still have that metal hand when
doctors can give you a new hand?
Ash looks at his metal hand he got from the medieval times. Ash Williams
Because who else has a metal hand
these days? No one! Just me, since I'm
unique.
TV Host
(sarcastically) Right... Next, how
come you don't have a girlfriend?
Ash looks sad, but tells the answer.
Ash Williams
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My last girlfriend dumped me because
she thinks I lied about my stories and
staged the attack at the store. But I
didn't do such a thing. No one dated
after because of rumours spreading
from my ex.
TV Host
Well, no one would want to date
someone with that face.
Everyone laughs except for Ash.
TV Host
Lastly, when will you make another
book?
Ash Williams
Well, let's say that if I tripped,
I'll write.
Ash laughs as we hear an alarm go off, marking the end of the show.
TV Host
It appears that we ran out of time.
Thank you Ash for joining our show.
Ash shakes the host's hand as the audience claps. SCENE 2: HOME
EXT. TV STUDIO
Ash goes out of the front door to find paparazzi waiting around his car. Ash sighs and puts his glasses on and approaches the vintage 70's Oldsmobile. One of the paparazzi sees Ash and alerts the others.
Paparazzi #1
Ash! Ash! Do you mind if we ask you a
few questions? Are you going to make a
third book.
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Paparazzi #2
Do you have any diseases or
disabilities?
Ash doesn't say anything and goes in the car with the paparazzi banging the car to get Ash's attention.
Ash Williams
Parasites.
Ash drives to the exit, ditching the paparazzi. ASH'S APARTMENT BUILDING EXT. PARKING LOT FOR APARTMENT
Ash parks out front of his apartment building and steps out. INT. APARTMENT LOBBY
We see a security guard named Bobby reading a magazine. He's a young guy in his 20's who's working and a loyal fan of Ash. We hear a bell ring as Ash walks in.
Bobby
Hi, Mr. Williams! How was your day?
Ash William
Fine. Do I have any mail today?
Bobby
Nothing but fan mail, Mr. Williams.
Ash Williams
Do me a favour and throw those out,
OK?
Bobby
Anything for you, Mr. Williams.
Ash goes in the elevator and puts in a code to go to the penthouse.
ELEVATOR IN ASH'S PENTHOUSE
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Ash walks out of the elevator and signs in relief. Ash Williams
I'm home.
INT. ASH'S PENTHOUSE
We see Ash's luxurious penthouse as Ash goes to the kitchen and grabs a bottle of whiskey. He pours it in a glass and takes it to the living room where he opens his laptop. He goes to his email account where every fan is telling him to write a third book.
Ash Williams
(annoyed) I got nothing else to tell
you, leeches! Unless you want to hear
about how I became an author, but
that'll be 10 pages long!
Ash puts his finger on the power button, until he sees an email that says happy birthday tomorrow.
Ash Williams
Gee, I almost forgot. But what can I
do for my (fill in age) birthday?
Ash thinks, then sees a copy of his first book. The cover shows the cabin where all the troubles started.
Ash Williams
Wait a minute! Is the cabin destroyed?
When I came back, I didn't even
thought of it. If it's still standing,
anyone will go to the cabin and die. I
already took the weapons, so they will
be defenseless.
Ash thinks some more, then looks at the computer and gets an idea. He searches for a flight online to Tennessee. He finds a flight to Nashville in 3:00 AM. He confirms the ticket and gets ready to bed.
ASH'S BEDROOM
Ash puts an alarm on his phone for 1:30 AM. He's dressed in adult pyjamas and gets in bed.
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Ash Williams
I'm going for one day and then I'm
going back. I don't want to be
reminded of the cabin anymore.
Ash turns off his light and sleeps.
SCENE 3: TENNESSEE
ASH'S PHONE ON THE DESK
Ash's alarm goes off at 1:30. The alarm sounds like a loud bell. We see Ash's hand reach over and turns the alarm off.
MOVE TO ASH Ash Williams
(grumpy) Why did I put an alarm on?
What do I have to do today?
Ash paused for a second and remembers something. Ash Williams
Oh jeez! I almost forgot!
Ash goes off screen to put on a birthday hat and turn on the lights.
Ash Williams
(Cheerfully) Happy (insert age)
birthday to me!
Ash turns on the laptop and the screen shows the confirmation of the plane ticket.
Ash Williams
Odd. What does this mean? Oh, right, I have
to go to Tennessee to burn down the
cabin. That means that I'll spend my
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birthday getting rid of a old, mouldy,
Cabin… Woohoo.
INT. HOTEL LOBBY
We see Ash exiting out from the elevator, dressed in his iconic blue shirt and pants, and bringing a suitcase. Bobby sees Ash and starts to talk.
Bobby
Morning, Mr. Williams! Why are you
heading out at this hour?
Ash Williams
I'm going to Nashville, Bobby. There's
something I need to take care of.
Bobby
You're going to the cabin, aren't you?
Ash paused for a moment. He never told Bobby anything about the cabin at all.
Bobby
I heard about the conspiracy that the
books are fact, not fiction. The
government wanted to cover it up.
Ash Williams
You're right. I just don't want anyone
to witness what I've seen before.
Thank you for believing me. Goodbye,
Bobby.
Bobby
Good luck getting rid of it, Mr.
Williams.
EXT. ASH'S APARTMENT BUILDING
Ash goes to his car and opens the back to put his suitcase in. He goes in his car and starts to go to the airport.
WE SEE ASH'S FACE IN THE CAR, THEN WE ZOOM OUT TO REVEAL THE INT. OF THE AIRPLANE.
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We see a flight attendant approaching Ash.
Flight Attendant
Excuse me sir, would you like coffee
during the trip?
Ash Williams
No thanks, miss. I'm trying to get
some sleep.
Flight Attendant
Very well, sir.
As the Flight Attendant leaves, Ash closes his eyes. EXT. CABIN(DREAM SCENE) We see the cabin in the fog as Ash approaches it. Ash Williams
It's quiet, too quiet.
In Ash's perspective, he turns all the way around to see the area. Suddenly, a Deadite jumps from below and scares Ash as well the audience. Ash wakes up scared to reveal that it was a dream. The loudspeaker comes on for a message.
Loudspeaker
Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived
at Nashville. It is 6:00 AM.
Ash gets up from his seat to get to the baggage claim. SCENE 4: NASHVILLE
EXT. NASHVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Ash walks out with his bag and enters a taxi.
INT. TAXI
Ash Williams
Can you get me to the self storage?
We see a chubby Arab man with a moustache as the taxi driver.
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Taxi Driver
Don't you want to go to a hotel first?
Ash Williams
I'll check in later.
Taxi Driver
Fair enough.
We see the taxi drive away to the main road.
WE THEN SEE THE SELF STORAGE. SCENE 5: GETTING READY
EXT. SELF STORAGE
We see the taxi drive to the self storage as Ash gets out of the taxi with his suitcase.
Ash Williams
Can you wait for me until I come back?
Taxi Driver
Whatever.
Ash walks inside to the storage.
INT. SELF STORAGE
Ash goes to a room full of storage doors. He looks at the door number 66. He puts the suitcase down and unlocks it to reveal a key.
Ash Williams
Maybe I should've packed some clothes,
but I'm only here for two days
anyways.
Ash gets the key and opens the lock to open the door. We see Ash smile to off-screen objects. We then see two items: a chainsaw and Ash's boomstick.
Ash Williams(O.S)
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My old friends!
EXT. SELF STORAGE
Ash exits out from the building as the taxi driver looks at Ash and sees his two weapons.
Ash Williams
Can you take me to a car rental?
Taxi Driver
And to do what? Perform a robbery?
Ash Williams
I'm not going to use these. I'm just
picking these up.
Taxi Driver
I hope so.
WHEN BOTH CHARACTERS GET IN, WE SEE THE EXT. OF A CAR RENTAL
Ash gets out of the taxi with his weapons as he pays the taxi driver for driving Ash around.
Taxi Driver
That'll be $75, sir.
Ash grabs a $100 bill and gives it to him.
Ash Williams
Keep the change.
Taxi Driver
Aren't you going to stay in a hotel?
Ash Williams
I'm on a mission, my friend. Thanks
for thinking about it though.
The taxi driver smiles and drives away. Ash turns around and looks at a sedan.
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Ash Williams
Step one completed. Step two engaged.
ASH'S FACE THEN ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL THAT HE'S DRIVING THE SEDAN
SCENE 6: FINDING THE CABIN
EXT. SEDAN
We see Ash drive the sedan away to the city into the countryside with the sun shining in the sky.
INT. SEDAN
We see Ash put in a C.D labeled 90's hits in the car. We hear the song "Be My Yoko Ono" by the Barenaked Ladies play. Ash sings the first 40 seconds of the song.
EXT. SEDAN
We see the car drive away as the screen goes black. We see text saying one hour later.
INT. SEDAN
Ash hears a growl, but is not alarmed.
Ash Williams
I haven't got breakfast this morning.
P.O.V OF ASH
We see a sign that says that a cafe/store is coming up 5 km. Ash Williams
Speak of the devil.
AFTER ASH DRIVES PAST THE SCENE, WE'RE IN THE INT. CAFE.
We see one customer and the owner. Both of them are in their 60's. The waitress is cleaning the tabletop, while the customers are sitting on the stools. We see the door hit a bell as Ash walks in. The customer turned his head to see the guest. We see Ash looks a bit intimidated.
Ash Williams
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Excuse me miss, can I have some coffee
and a muffin please?
The waitress turns her back to get the coffee as Ash sits down. The old man looks at Ash and starts talking.
Old Man
Aren't you that famous author?
Ash Williams
Yes I am.
The waitress came back with coffee and a muffin for Ash and puts it on the table.
Waitress
Did you hear about the incident?
Ash Williams
What incident?
Ash takes a bite out of his muffin.
Old Man
A few years ago, some young folks went
up the road to go to that same
"vacation home" you went in.
Ash Williams
You guys are believers then. So what
happened?
Ash is intrigued and takes a sip of coffee.
Waitress
Apparently, all of them disappeared.
No one knows what happened to them and
the authorities couldn't find any
trace.
Ash looks sad. He drinks up the coffee.
Ash Williams
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(sad) Then I failed already. I was
trying to prevent more people from the
evil by destroying the cabin. It's too
late.
Waitress
Really? You were going to destroy that
cabin from hell?
The old man gets mad and slaps Ash in the face. Ash Williams
Ow! What was that for?
Old Man
(angry) Don't give up now before you
get there. You may not have saved
those lives, but you can prevent
others. Sir, you must destroy that
cabin once and for all.
Ash gets up and grabs his muffin.
Ash Williams
(determined) You're right! I will stop
the evil in that cabin forever. But
first, can I have a Twinkie, miss?
The waitress is confused for the request, but gives him a Twinkie.
Ash Williams
Sir, is there any place to get
alcohol?
Old Man
I own the liquor store, why?
WE GO UP TO ASH'S FACE
Ash Williams
Trust me, it's all part of my plan.
WE CHANGE BACK TO THE INT. OF ASH'S SEDAN WITH ASH'S GRUMPY
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FACE
Ash is back on the road for hours. He's getting mad and wants to know when he's going to get there.
Ash Williams
(mad) I never realized how long it
takes to get to this cabin. Actually,
I think it was never there. I think
that my terrors were all
hallucinations from breathing in car
exhaust. This was just a waste of my-
Before Ash was able to finish his sentience, he seems surprised.
P.O.V OF ASH
We see a bridge that crosses a cliffside. The bridge was destroyed the last time he has seen it.
Ash Williams
Well, it's about time.
EXT. SEDAN
Ash drives on the bridge and crossed to the other side. SCENE 7. THE CABIN
EXT. CABIN
We see Ash park at the front of the cabin. He gets out as he looks at the cabin.
P.O.V OF ASH
We see from the bottom to the top of the cabin. EXT. CABIN
Ash opens the trunk to pull out some items. He puts them on the ground as we see the items. We see his chainsaw, his boomstick, a bottle of wine, a Twinkie, and a bottle of whiskey. He goes to the cabin and approaches the door. Before Ash opens the door, the door fall down, scaring Ash.
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(frightened) Okay! Nice try there. I'm
still going in.
Ash then notices something offscreen.
INT. CABIN
Ash goes inside the cabin and looks at the floor. On the floor is the Naturon Demonto, the book of the dead. It looks the same as the one Ash has seen before.
Ash Williams
This is impossible! I got rid of it
last time. I burnt it into ashes!
Ash looks at the book once more.
Ash Williams
I'll hold on to you for the time being
and when I get home, I'm going to lock
you up in a safe.
Ash holds on to the book and goes in to the kitchen. There he turns the all of the stove knobs on high. Ash then sees a piece of someone's shirt on the ground. He picks it up.
Ash Williams
I know something went down and I
should be afraid, but this'll do.
EXT. CABIN
Ash goes outside and waits outside. He then puts the book down and grabs the bottle of whiskey. He opens it and puts the piece of shirt in it to make a Molotov cocktail. He grabs his lighter and lights the cloth. Ash looks at the Molotov cocktail and knows what he's doing. He gets to the doorway and throws the cocktail in. Ash then runs quickly to the back of the car. A few seconds past as Ash looks up from behind the car. He looks mad and confused.
Ash Williams
What's going on?! I thought the house
was going to blow up! I was wasting my
god damn-
Right before Ash can finish, we see the cabin blows up as Ash
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screams and ducks his head. We see some pieces of wood hitting the car. Ash then pokes his head out, shocked, as we see the wreckage of the cabin. Almost nothing remained except for some furniture. Ash cracked a smile and then cheers for himself.
Ash Williams
(happy) I did it! I destroyed the
cabin! No one will ever have any
misery again!
P.O.V OF EVIL ASH
Unknown to Ash, an unseen person was watching him blow up the cabin. The person watches Ash cheer and he moves away to stay hidden.
EXT. CABIN AREA
We see Ash drinking his wine and eating his Twinkie. Once Ash finishes his Twinkie, he closes his eyes and signs.
Ash Williams
It's time.
Ash pulls out a necklace that belonged to Linda, his dead girlfriend. The necklace has a ring with glass in the middle and little studs. He kneels down and digs a hole.
Ash Williams
Linda, it's me. I know that I don't
come here to see you, but you know
that this place was terrible. I
finally did it. I destroyed this awful
place. But I still miss you. Even if I
have another girlfriend, I only do it
because I'm alone, not because I'm in
love. Some nights I can't sleep,
because I feel that maybe I should've
died here, not you. All I want to say
is that no matter what's happening in
my life, I will always love you no
matter what.
Ash sheds a few tears as he places the necklace in the dirt and buries it. He then wipes his tears.
Ash Williams
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My job is finished. It's time to go
back home.
Evil Ash
Why leave so soon?
Ash notices the voice, it sounded like his own voice. Ash Williams
Who said that?
Evil Ash
Behind you.
Ash turns around quickly, but no one was there. Ash Williams
I must be losing my mind.
Ash turns around and get scared by a man who looks like himself. The man is Evil Ash, a clone that was formed from the Deadites. His only goal is to destroy Ash. Evil Ash laughs as Ash is shocked by the clone.
Ash Williams
It can't be! I killed you before.
Evil Ash
Remember, I'm already dead. I just
pretended I died when you killed me
before.
Ash Williams
But you were in the middle ages last
time. How can you get here?
Evil Ash
Same as you. I waited for centuries to
past without that potion of yours.
Evil Ash grabs the wine and drinks.
Evil Ash
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You see, when the cabin blew up,
I knew it had to be you,
Mr. goody two shoes! So, how about you have a surprise birthday vacation… to a random dimension?!
Ash Williams
(mad) That's not going to happen.
Ash then quickly picks up the boomstick and shoots Evil Ash in the chest. However, it has no effect on him. Evil Ash chuckles.
Evil Ash
Oh yes it will.
A portal forms behind Ash and is sucking him in slowly. The boomstick gets sucked in as well as the chainsaw and Naturon Demonto. Evil Ash walks forward to Ash.
Evil Ash
Thanks for the wine.
Evil Ash then punches Ash with his metal hand in the face and knocks Ash into the portal.
Ash Williams
I'll get you for this!
The portal then closes with Ash in it.
Evil Ash
Sure you will.
SCENE 8: ASH'S WELCOME
INT. PORTAL
We see Ash hurling down the portal screaming. The portal has a light blue look inside.
Ash Williams
I can't believe this is happening to
me again!
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As Ash falls in, he sees a bright light that blinds him. He covers his eyes to ease them. As he goes in, we see his chest become thinner, his hair becomes pure black with no grey hair in sight, and Ash falls through a rainbow circle and when he comes out, he turns into a cartoon. Ash finally opens his eyes.
Ash Williams
I can see now. Ah, the worst is over.
Ash looks down and sees the roof of a building. Ash Williams
Of course.
P.O.V OF ASH
Ash screams as we see the roof of the building coming closer and closer, until he hits the roof and we see a black screen.
We see Ash's eyes giving us view, but we see a few blurry figures, since Ash's view is blurry. As the image clears, we see some people having their backs turned on Ash and are talking on what should happen to Ash.
INT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see Ash is waking up and is listening to the conversation. Jonathan (O.S)
This guy needs our help! He's hurt!
Aladdin (O.S)
I don't know. He could be dangerous.
Jafar (O.S)
One thing's for sure, he's going to
have to pay for that big hole on the
roof. Oh he's going to be so mad when
he comes back from vacation.
Ash Williams
What's going on?
P.O.V OF ASH
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We see the backs of Jonathan, Aladdin, and Jafar. Aladdin
He's awake. What should we do?
Jonathan
Let me handle this.
We see Jonathan for the first time. He has white skin, short black hair, wearing a white suit, about in his 20's and is wearing a mask with a mirror surface. He approaches Ash close enough to see Ash's eyes.
Jonathan
Do you need any help? Can you get up?
We see Ash's reflection surprised and speak.
Ash Williams
Who are you?
Jonathan
My name is Jonathan. Let me help you
up.
INT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see Jonathan helps Ash get up as he looks around as tons of Disney characters are there. The following can be seen: Ariel, Prince Eric, Ursula, Belle, Beast, Gaston, Aladdin, Jafar, Jasmine, Simba, Scar, Hercules, Hades, Mulan(as a boy), Tarzan, Clayton, and Stitch. Ursula comes up to Ash.
Ursula
Who are you, handsome?
Ash screams, seeing that a woman has tentacles, and pushes Jonathan aside. Ash then sees his boomstick lying on the ground and picks it up.
Ash Williams
Get back or I will shoot!
All of the woman ducked down in fear to use the tables as
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cover, but the men don't. Gaston and Clayton get their guns and aim it at Ash. Jonathan gets up.
Jonathan
Listen whoever you are, put the gun
down.
Ash then shoots the ground right in front of Jonathan. A few more centimetres, his feet would have been blown off.
Jonathan
Jeez, you could've killed me.
Ash Williams
Where am I?
Jonathan
This place is Disneytown. The building
you fell in is the House of Mouse.
Hercules walks up to Ash.
Ash Williams
What are you doing, muscles? Come any
closer, or I will shoot you.
Hercules
It won't do any good. If you shoot one
more time, I'll have no choice.
Ash Williams
Shut it, pretty boy.
Ash pulls the trigger and shoots Hercules. Hercules didn't fall down and he's still standing. Ash is dumbfounded and looks up at Hercules.
Hercules
My name is Hercules. I'm sorry I have
to do this.
Hercules then punches Ash right in the face and Ash flies back and gets lodged into the wall in pain. The women get up
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as Jonathan approaches Hercules.
Jonathan
(mad) You can't just do that!
Hercules
(angry) Do what? Defend myself?!
Jasmine walks up.
Jasmine
Hercules is right! He was pointing a
gun at us! Why are you defending him?
Jonathan
He was scared of Ursula. Who wouldn't
be scared of a fat, disgusting, ugly,
octopus woman.
Ursula
(furious) You're really pushing it,
Jonathan!
We then see Ash run past them. Hercules whistles as Ash is running for the door. Tarzan then tackles Ash to the ground and ties him up with rope.
Ash Williams
(struggling) Let me go, I can cause
legal action on you. Or I can bust my
way out.
Tarzan
I'll like to see you try.
Suddenly, the main doors open. We then see the mayor of the town, Felicia. She has white skin, long pink hair, brown eyes and wears a business suit. She resembles around the same age as Jonathan.
Felicia
I'm here. So what happened?
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Jonathan and Hercules come up.
Jonathan
You see, I was trying to help this
man, but he started to get scared and
violent.
Hercules
Are you kidding?! He was trying to
kill us! He held us at gunpoint!
Felicia
You seem to forget one major problem.
You don't bring him any harm until
further notice. You need to listen to
Jonathan, he knows what he's doing.
Jafar comes in with Ash's stuff and puts them on a table. Jafar
We have confiscated his weaponry, I
don't know if he's good or bad myself.
Felicia then approaches Ash.
Felicia
What is your name? If you just tell us
that, we'll cut the rope off.
Ash Williams
Good deal to me. Name's Ash Williams,
I'm the famous author in case you're
wondering.
Belle
We haven't heard of you and I read
lots of books myself.
Aladdin cuts the rope off Ash and joins in. Ash stands up. Aladdin
That's not important. What's important
is how you got here.
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Ash Williams
That's easy. After burning down a
cabin, my evil clone sent me here.
We then see Felicia, Jonathan, Hercules, and Aladdin having faces of disbelief.
Ash Williams
Fine, I'll start from the beginning of
the story for you to understand a bit
more.
Jonathan
Good. Sing it. I sense it's a long
one.
Ash Williams
Sorry, I don't sing. Except for
singing other songs, but I can't sing
my story.
Ariel
You can try. Just force your emotions
out.
Ash Williams
No, and that's final.
We see Tarzan stretching out the rope as Ash looks in fear. Ash Williams
Well, I told my story both by speech
and by writing. I guess singing will
be next. Just don't complain, okay?
I'm not the best.
(Insert original song with Ash)
Jonathan
Not too shabby!
Ash takes a big breath out.
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Ash Williams
And that's how I got here. Now, all I
need to do is to get back home.
Felicia
We will as fast as we can. Honestly,
if you stay here for long, you'll be a
bad inspiration for us.
Jonathan
That's true. Removing your hand and
killing everything in sight is nothing
I'm going to look forward to do when
you stay. Jafar, Ursula, can you send
Ash home?
Jafar
Unfortunately, no.
Felicia
What do you mean no? You guys are
sorcerers, you can do anything. It's
possible to make a portal with you
guys.
Ursula
Sweetheart, we can make portals, but
Ash came from a different dimension we
never explored. We can't make a portal
that sends people into other
dimensions.
Ash Williams
So you're saying that I'm stuck here
forever?!
Stitch then notices Naturon Demonto. He picks the book up and hits Ash with it.
Ash Williams
Ow! I didn't say anything!
Stitch then gives Ash the book and scurries off.
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Ash Williams
Wait a minute. This can send me back.
This book is full of magic spells.
Ash gives Jafar the book as he flips through the pages. Jafar
This can work. However, we need to
translate the language. It should take
a day or two.
Ash Williams
Fair enough, as long as I get back
home, it's good enough for me. Only
problem, where am I going to stay?
Felicia
Anyone who can take Ash to their
residence, step forward.
No one steps forward.
Ash Williams
Why is no one stepping forward?
Prince Eric
Good reason. We live in castles and
palaces with some having a few
exceptions. We don't want you to mess
anything up. The last time you lived
in a castle, you were selfish and
greedy. We're not going to be your
slaves just to please you!
Ash Williams
I'm a guest! You guys should be much
more kind to guests.
Jonathan steps up.
Jonathan
All right. You can stay with me.
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Ash Williams
Well, where do you live? Under a
bridge?
WE SEE THE EXT. OF JONATHAN'S MANSION SCENE 9: FRIENDSHIP
Ash is looking at Jonathan's mansion dumbfounded. It was a modern mansion that looks like it can be made back at home.
Ash Williams
Sorry for thinking you live under a
bridge.
Jonathan
No problem. Wait till you see the
inside.
INT. JONATHAN'S MANSION
We see Jonathan unlock the door as we see the inside of the mansion. It looks like a grand room with a huge staircase in the front.
Jonathan
Come to the living room. I'm going to
prepare dinner.
Ash goes into the living room as Jonathan goes into the kitchen. Ash sits down on a couch and sees a file on the coffee table.
Ash Williams
What do we have here?
Ash checks the file as it reads the citizens of Disney town. He opens it to reveal everything about the citizens from age, place of birth, height, weight, and backstory. The following we see with Ash are Arial, Beast, Aladdin, Hercules, Tarzan, and Jonathan. When we see Jonathan's page, it only shows his age, height, and weight.
Jonathan(O.S)
Ash! Dinner is ready!
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Ash brings the file with him and goes to the kitchen. He sees Jonathan sitting down eating dinner, which is chicken and rice. Ash sits down.
Ash Williams
What's this?
Ash puts the file on the table.
Jonathan
Well, I read it to make jokes in the
House of Mouse.
Ash Williams
So it's like stand-up comedy?
Jonathan
Kind of.
Ash starts eating.
Ash Williams
Do you have anything to drink?
Jonathan thought about it and gets up to open a cabinet to pull out a bottle of rum.
Ash Williams
That's all you got?
Jonathan
That's all I need.
We see the bottle of rum as the rum in the bottle goes from full to empty. We then see Ash and Jonathan still sitting at the table.
Ash Williams
(drunk) Oh, I got one. If Belle is
living with Beast, they don't need a
dog. Why? Because Beast sheds all the
time.
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Both Ash and Jonathan laugh really hard, banging the table with their hands.
Jonathan
(drunk) It's getting late. Let me show
you the guest room.
We see a dark room lit up by a chandelier to reveal the guest room. Ash jumps on to the bed and lies down.
Ash Williams
(drunk) I got a question, Jonathan.
Why do you wear that mask like it's
Halloween?
Jonathan was standing at the doorway. He shakes his head to show he's got out of his drunk phase.
Jonathan
It has to do with my past.
Ash Williams
(drunk) Well, what happened in the
past?
Jonathan
Absolutely nothing. Good night.
We see Jonathan close the door slowly.
Ash Williams(O.S)
(drunk) Good night.
As soon as Jonathan closes the door completely, he takes a big breath in and out.
Jonathan
That was too close.
SCENE 10: THE HORNED KING
EXT. HORNED KING'S CASTLE
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We see a castle in a flat land where the clouds are dark orange. The ground is surrounded by ashes and there's no plant life anywhere.
INT. HORNED KING'S VOLCANO LAIR
We see a throne room in the castle. In the throne room is a pit with magma with a gaping hole on the ceiling. We see a throne with someone shrouded in darkness looking in a crystal ball. In the crystal ball, we see Ash Williams in it with the others, as if the scene was recorded. When Ash was looking at the book, the video stops.
The Horned King(O.S)
That book. It can make my army once
again.
The figure gets up from the throne as we see the back of the figure walking over to the pit. We then see the front of the figure, but we can't see his face shrouded in darkness.
The Horned King
The Black Cauldron may be destroyed,
but I've found a new solution. That
book must contain spells to raise the
dead. I must go at once.
As the figure finishes speaking, lava shoots out, creating light in the throne room. We then see the light on the figure's face, revealing the figure to be the Horned King.
SCENE 11: TRAINING
INT. JONATHAN'S MANSION
We see a close-up of Ash's face sleeping backing up. He's drooling on the pillow and is in a awkward position. When the camera zooms out fully, he wakes up and gets up quickly. He's tired and goes to the bathroom to wash his face. We see him put some water on his face and dries it with a towel. When he takes the towel off, we see the reflection of Ash on the mirror as Ash screams over nothing.
Ash Williams
Oh my god! I'm young again! My grey
hair's gone and I feel fit. I may
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start to like this place.
We then Ash come in to the kitchen as pancakes are on the table as well as Jonathan reading a book.
Ash Williams
(cheerfully) Good morning, Jonathan.
Jonathan didn't reply. Ash comes closer to see what Jonathan is reading. The title of the book reads Poetry.
Ash Williams
Why are you reading that?
Ash gets Jonathan's attention with that question. He closes the book shut.
Jonathan
(panicked) No reason!
Ash Williams
Really? Just like the reason why you
wear a mirror mask?
Jonathan
(panicked) Yes! I do as I choose, and
no one should bother with my business.
Ash shrugs and sits down.
Ash Williams
Whatever. Just wondering why you like
poetry.
Ash starts eating breakfast.
Jonathan
What are you planning to do today?
Besides snooping on other's business
Ash Williams
Is there anything to do here in this
town?
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Jonathan
All the woman hang out and do
whatever, I don't care myself. Most of
the men stay fit using the training
simulator.
Ash was about to take another bite of his pancakes, but instead puts the fork down.
Ash Williams
A training what?
Jonathan
Training simulator. It has simulated
holograms to fight with and the men
use it to remember the days of
adventure.
Ash gets up from his seat.
Ash Williams
I'm going there. Where are my weapons?
Jonathan
They're hanging near the front door.
Why don't you finish your breakfast?
Ash grabs a few pancakes with his left hand.
Ash Williams
I'm taking it to go.
Ash takes a bite and leaves
AIRIAL EXT. SHOT OF THE TRAINING CENTRE.
The training centre looks like a small modern dome. INT. TRAINING CENTRE
We see Ash with his weapons walk in to a room that has no colour except for white. Ash notices a giant window showing the training simulator itself. He sees some characters shooting at targets. The characters are Gaston, Clayton, Mulan, and Stitch. Gaston and Clayton use their guns, Mulan
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is using a bow, and Stitch is using his laser guns. Ash walks in to the training simulator. The others look at him and stop shooting. Ash looks confused.
Ash Williams
(disappointed) This is the training
simulator?! This is not simulating
anything.
Clayton
That's because the simulator is turned
off. We're practising, since no one
can beat the simulator.
Ash Williams
What do you mean you can't beat the
simulator?
Gaston
The simulator is programmed to
simulate 50 enemy soldiers coming your
way without any warning and they all
come at you. If they attack you with
their weapon, you failed the
simulation. This is why we're
practising.
Ash Williams
I can do it.
Mulan
You must be joking. You can't take on
50 enemies at once by yourself.
Ash Williams
I'm not.
They all look at him funny, thinking he's nuts to not even train. Clayton shrugs.
Clayton
Fair enough. Just don't come
complaining when you lose. Stitch,
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start the simulation.
Stitch
Alright.
Stitch crawls out of the room while the others walk out. Mulan
Only one person can use the
simulation, so you're all by yourself.
Ash Williams
Fine. I was always a lone wolf
anyways.
Everyone gets out of the room except for Ash. Ash starts up his chainsaw, letting out its mighty roar. We see Stitch putting his hand on a red button.
Stitch
Simulation...on!
Stitch pushes the button as the simulation room gets dark. Suddenly, blocky green holograms that wield swords, spears, shields, and arrows appear. A countdown and number of holograms are shown on the wall, glowing blue. The countdown starts at 3. Ash looks at the countdown, until 1 showed. He looks at the holograms and a bell rings to activate them. Ten holograms with swords and spears charge in. Ash shoots them all quickly with fast reloading. The holograms dissolve into nothing as the counter goes down to forty. Holograms are shooting arrows at Ash, but he dodges them with ease. He shoots the bowmen with lighting speed. The counter depletes to 20. Holograms with shields and armour advance. Ash tries to shoot the holograms, but the bullets couldn't penetrate the armour or shields. Ash grabs his chainsaw and advances. The armour was no match for his chainsaw as Ash slashes all of the armoured holograms. The counter shows only 10 remain. 8 holograms with shields and spears corner Ash in a circle with their spears. Ash is covered in sweat.
Ash Williams
Oh man! I'm not going to lose.
The other characters watch from the window as Ash is cornered.
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Gaston
Well, He lost. I knew he was going to
lose the simulation. No one has ever
finished the simulation
Mulan signs
Mulan
You're right. Everyone always loses
just before they win.
The holograms pull back and are prepared to thrust, until Ash ducks at the last second as the holograms killed each other. The others outside watch Ash as they are shocked by the results.
Clayton
He's good. Better then any of us.
Mulan
He's a natural.
Gaston
(envious) He's not that good. He's
just lucky.
Stitch
You're just mad since he's better then
you, Gaston.
Ash then notices a charging hologram with a sword and shield coming his way. Ash then notices a shield laying around as ever weapon except for swords and shields were holograms. He grabs it quickly as the sword pierces the shield, just missing his arm. The sword is stuck in the shield as the hologram advances, pushing Ash, but another hologram is coming at a normal pace behind Ash. Ash turns his head to see the hologram.
Ash Williams
Oh crap!
The others are leaning in to see if Ash was going to make it.
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Stitch
I don't think he can make it.
Clayton
There's just two more guys left. He
was so close.
Ash notices his chainsaw just out of arm's reach. The hologram behind him gets closer and closer. Ash then removes his arm from the shield and pushes it as he rolls over. The hologram in front of Ash fell over as Ash grabs his chainsaw and runs over to the other hologram, screaming. He slices the arm of the hologram as it dissolves. Only one hologram remains as it can't get up due to the weight of both shields. Ash grabs his boomstick and walks over to the hologram. He aims it at its head.
Ash Williams
Game over.
Ash pulls the trigger as the hologram dissolves. The room lights up again as the counter shows a trophy saying you win. The others come in clapping.
Clayton
That was incredible. My name's Clayton
by the way.
Gaston
Gaston. You may be better at me in the
simulation, but that's the only thing
that you're good at.
Mulan
My name's Mulan. I'm not good at
fighting, but I always train to be
better.
Stitch
I'm called Experiment 626. But many
just call me Stitch.
Ash Williams
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Thanks. Is there a place where I can
drink something?
Clayton
Let's go to the House of Mouse. I want
to know how to shoot like that.
Ash leaves with the others, happy with everyone having open arms to him. It almost feels like home to him.
SCENE 12: FELICIA
Above the simulation room, we see Felicia looking at a window that watches the entire simulation room.
INT. SIMULATION ROOM ABOVE LOOKOUT
We see the room which has a long table, chairs, and a coffee machine. The door opens to reveal Jonathan walking in.
Jonathan
You wanted to see me, Felicia?
Felicia is in a serious mood and not very happy. Felicia
I don't want Ash to talk with them.
Jonathan
Talk with who?
Felicia
Any of the residents. They shouldn't
talk with Ash.
Jonathan
Why not? He won the simulator, no one
has ever done that before. Also, Ash
is not a bad guy.
Felicia
I know he's not, but he's a violent,
reckless, man. You heard his life
story, you know what he's done.
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Jonathan
That happened in the past, he's a old
man now in his world. Besides, no one
is ever going to turn out like him.
Maybe if you're weren't so bossy and
controlling, you'll like him.
That last comment really makes Felicia mad.
Felicia
(mad) I have to keep this town safe
until the boss gets back! I don't want
everyone to be a violent barbarian.
We hear something fall on the ground as Jonathan and Felicia notice. They look on the ground and see a necklace. Felicia gasps and tries to get it, but Jonathan quickly grabs it. He looks at the necklace. The necklace has a ring with spikes on it made of pure gold. Felicia stopped being angry and becomes calm.
Felicia
Please give it back to me. It means
the world to me.
Jonathan
Is this an emblem for a kingdom?
Felicia
My mother gave it to me. I can't lose
it.
Jonathan
Was your mother a...
Felicia
Queen, yes she was.
Jonathan
But that makes you a...
Felicia
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Princess, yes. You've cracked the
code.
Jonathan
But if you're a princess, why aren't
with the other princesses or even told
anyone?
Felicia signs as she looks at her necklace.
Felicia
A few years ago, before I came here, I
was from a kingdom here. It was just
me, my dad, and my mom. When they got
old, they told me that I had to
inherit the throne. I didn't want to,
I thought I couldn't handle the
pressure of handling an entire
kingdom. So I ran off in the night,
leaving my identity behind. Then I
stayed here, meet everyone, became
trusted to all, and the rest is
history.
Jonathan
What about your kingdom?
Felicia cries a little. Tears flow down her cheeks. Felicia
(sad) It's destroyed.
Jonathan gets up from his chair.
Jonathan
What? What happened?
WHITE FLASH
We see white borders around the screen as we see the backstory of Felicia. We see Felicia with a hood on a path surrounded in trees.
Felicia(narration)
When I ran away, I saw guards running
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towards me. I had a cloak on me, so
they didn't recognize me.
We see five guards with spears running past Felicia, who looks frightened.
Felicia(narration)
They ran past me without noticing me.
I felt something's wrong, but I
ignored it and continued.
We see Felicia turn around to see the castle surrounded by flames. Felicia covers her mouth and runs away.
Felicia(narration)
When I got to the end of the road, I
looked back to see fire and smoke from
where my kingdom was.
WHITE FLASH
Felicia starts crying a lot. Jonathan looks sad, but his mask didn't show anything. He pats Felicia's shoulder.
Jonathan
I'm so sorry for you. I didn't know
about this.
Felicia stops crying a bit.
Felicia
Thanks Jonathan. You always know how
to comfort me.
Felicia hugs Jonathan. Jonathan smiles.
Felicia
I always wanted to see your eyes. Can
you please take off your mask?
Jonathan
Please don't.
Felicia
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Why not? You don't have a scar or
anything, right.
Jonathan
Felicia, the reason why I wear this
mask is...
Suddenly, the door opens, cutting off Jonathan. Jafar and Ursula come in.
Jafar
Ah, Felicia. I have good news.
Felicia
Well, what is it?
Ursula
We have translated the language and we
found the page to send Ash back home.
Jafar
We can send him off tomorrow morning.
Felicia
Excellent work. You are dismissed.
Jafar and Ursula leave and shut the door.
Felicia
Now, you were saying, Jonathan.
Felicia turns her head, but Jonathan isn't there. She gets up from her chair.
Felicia
Jonathan!
SCENE 13: JONATHAN
INT. JONATHAN'S MANSION
Jonathan opens the front door and storms up the stairs. He goes into his room, which almost looks the same as Ash's
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room, and locks the door.
Jonathan
How could I be so stupid? I almost
told her my story. Then again, I was
putty in her hands when she hugged me.
But I can't tell her what happened.
Jonathan pushes his bed to reveal a safe on the floor. The safe was digital. He puts the code 2000 in to open up the safe to reveal a key. He picks up a key and looks at a wall. Jonathan goes to the wall with the key. We see a keyhole hidden in the wall as Jonathan puts the key in, and turns it.
(Inset original song with Jonathan and Felicia) He opens it as he looks at an unseen object. Jonathan signs. Jonathan
If anyone, especially Felicia, ever
finds out about this, they must think
I'm a monster.
We then see the back of Jonathan and the object. The object is a scythe, the tip of the blade covered in what appears to be rust. We see Jonathan from inside the room in the wall as he closes the wall-door on us as we see darkness. Then, we see light as Ash opens the door to reveal fruits and containers of food on glass shelves. We are looking at Ash from inside the fridge. He reaches his hand out to grab an apple that was in front of us and closes the door to show more darkness. We then see Ash in the kitchen, biting into the apple with a loud crunch. He then walks over to the staircase.
Ash Williams
I can't wait for tomorrow to go back
home.
Ash walks up to hear some indistinct words coming from Jonathan's room. Ash walks over with his apple to Jonathan's bedroom door. Ash presses his ear against the door to listen to what Jonathan is saying.
Jonathan (O.S)
I've got to tell her! She must know
how much I feel about her. I have to
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go now!
We hear footsteps as Ash's face turns worried as Jonathan will know he's listening if he runs.
Ash Williams
(quietly) Oh man.
As soon as Ash stopped talking, the door opens as Ash falls on top of Jonathan. Ash screams as he lands on Jonathan. We see Ash on top of Jonathan with Jonathan looking mad and Ash having a worried smile.
Ash Williams
Hi there, pal.
Jonathan pushes off Ash and gets up.
Jonathan
(angry) What were you doing leaning on
the door? Can't you stop poking into
other people's businesses?
Ash gets up and takes another bite. Ash speaks with his mouth full.
Ash Williams
(mouth full) Jonathan, I just want to
know-
Ash gulps his food down.
Ash Williams
What's going on?
Jonathan signs and sits on his bed.
Jonathan
Look, if I tell you what's going on,
can you promise not to tell anyone?
Ash takes another bite from his apple.
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(mouth full) I promise.
Jonathan
I want to tell Felicia I love her.
Ash swallows.
Ash Williams
Well, that's good, lover boy. You
should tell her right now.
Jonathan
I know. But I'm afraid she will reject me.
Ash Williams
Listen Johnny, I have been rejected by girls tons of times and I'm fine,
since I had a few girlfriends here and there.
Jonathan
That's probably because there's more girls in your world then here.
Ash Williams
That's true.
Ash throws out his apple into the trash bin. Ash Williams
I have a idea. Why don't you write a letter telling your love to her?
Jonathan gets up.
Jonathan
You think so?
Ash Williams
Why not? You don't need to go face to face and you can send it after I go.
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Jonathan thinks for a bit.
Jonathan
You're right! I'll leave her a letter
unmarked, and then I'll reveal that I
wrote it. I'm going to work on it
right now.
Ash Williams
That's good.
Ash yawns and stretches his arms.
Ash Williams
Well, I better get some sleep. I'm
going to go home tomorrow morning.
Jonathan
Ash, you can't just leave immediately.
You have to thank us for our
hospitality at the House of Mouse.
Ash Williams
Do I have to?
Jonathan
You have to learn to be more thankful.
Don't be rude and selfish.
Ash Williams
Fine, fine, fine! Just as long as I
actually get back home. Good night.
Ash closes the door as Jonathan grabs a pencil and paper and starts writing.
Jonathan
I can't believe I'm doing this. I just
hope she'll accept me for what I am.
Girls always have their mind closed in
a safe.
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As Ash is asleep, he starts to toss and turn.
WHITE FLASH INTO DREAM SEQUENCE
We see Ash in a dark room when he sees light on a pedestal. He walks up to it and sees something unusual. A weapon that appears to be a hybrid of a chainsaw and a sword. The blade looks like a giant, longer, blade of a chainsaw, while the
handle is more like a sword. On the handle is a chain with a heart on it.
Ash Williams
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Before he can touch it, a loud, deep voice speaks. Ash looks around as it speaks.
Voice
Ashley Williams! You are destined to
weld this blade in combat. This weapon
has rare properties that makes it one
of the only weapons of its kind. There
are more like it, but they have their
owners. You will wield this weapon when
no other weapon could defeat pure
evil. Now leave and destiny will
await.
ASH WAKES UP
Ash wakes up confused after being told of his destiny. Ash Williams(confused)
Destiny? Weapons? Owners? I really
need to stop drinking.
SCENE 14: EVIL ARRIVES
INT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see everyone sitting in tables as Ash is up on the stage with a microphone.
Ash Williams
I want to thank you all for your
hospitality. With all of your
kindness, I have enjoyed this visit.
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It was much better then the medieval
times. I really hope that any of you
never change.
Jonathan sneaks up to Felicia's table. Felicia is sitting by herself, not noticing Jonathan. Jonathan quickly slips a letter onto the table and leaves.
Ash Williams
My time has come to leave. Jafar,
Ursula, can you please open the
portal?
Jafar and Ursula get up from the table. Jafar hands the book to Ash.
Jafar
We know what spell to use, so keep the
book or you'll forget it.
Jafar and Ursula chant the spell, but Ash feels a presence somewhere and looks worried. Jonathan walks over to Ash.
Jonathan
Is there something wrong, Ash?
Ash Williams
I don't know. I just feel something's
wrong.
Both Jafar and Ursula has finished the spell and the portal forms.
Ursula
All set up! You can just walk right in
now.
Ash picks up his weapons. Ash starts walking over to the portal with his weapons and book, but stops right before he approaches it.
Ash Williams
I just want to say, good luck to-
An explosion occurs at the front door, knocking everyone out
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of their seats. Ash flies back and hits the wall. Ash then sees the portal shrinking.
Ash Williams
(panicked) No! No! Come back! Don't
disappear now!
The portal disappears as Ash groans. Ash then faces the front and is looking mad.
Ash Williams
(angry) All right, who's big idea is
it to come interrupt my departure?
Everyone starts to get up in pain from the blast. The Horned King (O.S)
I am!
Everyone looks to see who said that. We see The Horned King's feet, which are rotting bone, walking over. As he walks over, we see the torso with his long brown cape dragging across the floor. We then see the face of The Horned King. Everyone
gasps.
Jafar
It's the Horned King!
Ash looks confused.
Ash Williams
Okay, who's he? I never saw him with
you guys around.
Jonathan
Ash, the reason why he wasn't here is
because he's pure evil. He's not like
the other villains where they know
they lost and are beaten. All he wants
to do is to have his goal of an
unstoppable undead army to take over
the world.
Ash then looks at Naturon Demonto.
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Ash Williams
Oh man! I know why he's here.
Felicia steps up to The Horned King.
Felicia
What are you doing here? There's
nothing for you if you are still going with your evil doings.
The Horned King
I'm here to say farewell to your
visitor, Ashley J. Williams.
Jonathan starts laughing.
Jonathan
Your full name's Ashley?
Ash gets really mad.
Ash Williams
(angry) How do you know that?! That's personal information.
The Horned King
Well Ash, I have studied your entire story. I also know that book can
resurrect the dead. So here's what you can do: you can go back home and leave the book here or you'll be destroyed.
Ash scratches his chin and thinks.
Jonathan
Do you seriously have to think about this?
Ash Williams
Sorry, Your Majesty, I can't.
The Horned King
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(angry) Can't or won't?
Ash Williams
Will, if I have no other reason to
give it to you, then it's the second
answer.
The Horned King
Very well, you fool.
The Horned King sprints to Ash. Hercules, Tarzan, and Stitch jump out of the way of The Horned King. The Horned King shouts and gets on the table in front of him and jumps to Ash. Ash grabs his boomstick and shoots it at The Horned King's face. The Horned King flew back and falls and breaks a table. Ash blows on the gun and jumps off the stage.
Ash Williams
Saved the day once again.
Jonathan
Is he dead?
Ash bends forward and looks at The Horned King. The Horned King's face looked the same, but he wasn't moving.
Ash Williams
Well, his face is still ugly. I guess
he's-
The Horned King's hand grabs Ash by the neck. Everyone screams as The Horned King gets up. The Horned King pulls Ash closer up to his face as Ash struggles, hitting The Horned King's arm.
The Horned King
You're a despicable specimen of human
existence.
Ash Williams
(choking) Look who's talking.
The Horned King throws Ash to the wall as Ash lies motionless with some debris of the cracked area of the wall. Jonathan
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runs over to Ash and grabs him by the shirt.
Jonathan
Come on, Ash! Wake up!
Jonathan then notices Ash's chainsaw. The Horned King picks up Naturon Demonto from the ground. He has a evil grin on his face. A chainsaw roar is heard as The Horned King looks up with everyone else. Jonathan is holding the chainsaw on the stage as he looks at The Horned King.
Jonathan
(angry) Drop the book now or else
you'll be sorry!
The Horned King
I'll like to see you try.
Jonathan runs as he jumps towards the The Horned King. Everything is in slow motion as it looks like Jonathan may actually kill The Horned King. Felicia and Aladdin are near the giant hole in the wall. As Jonathan slowly moves towards The Horned King, the chainsaw drops down due to its weight, as Jonathan slowly drops as well.
Jonathan
Oh crap!
Jonathan falls down in real time as the chainsaw turns off and Jonathan is getting up in pain.
Gaston
Well, he's doomed.
The Horned King laughs as he picks Jonathan up by his shirt. Jonathan does nothing since he doesn't want The Horned King to kill him.
The Horned King
That performance was laughable! Were
you even trying? Show's over. You can
take the mask off now!
Jonathan
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No!
The Horned King's left hand grabs the mask and pulls it off, revealing Jonathan's brown eyes. He appears to have nothing wrong with him at all, looking like a normal guy. The Horned King throws Jonathan at the same part where he threw Ash. Ash was getting up and sees Jonathan flying towards him.
Ash Williams
Oh, come on!
Ash gets hit by Jonathan as they both lay on the ground, groaning in pain.
The Horned King
Now, if no one else attacks me, no one
else would get hurt.
The Horned King starts to walk away with the book. As he approaches the hole in the wall, Felicia grabs Aladdin's sword.
Aladdin
Felicia, no!
Felicia thrusted the sword into The Horned King's chest. The Horned King looks at the sword sticking out of him. He simply takes it out from his chest with no problem at all.
The Horned King
That's enough!
The Horned King grabs Felicia by the neck as she looks terrified.
The Horned King
I'm taking you with me.
The Horned King grabs Felicia's leg and carries her away. Felicia
(panicked) Help me! Don't let him take
me!
The Horned King
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Don't even think of trying to save her
if you want to be ripped apart.
Everyone looks mad as The Horned King walks away dragging Felicia out of the building. Felicia screams, until a few seconds past.
SCENE 15: PREPARING FOR BATTLE
Jonathan gets up slowly.
Jonathan
What happened?
Arial walks up.
Arial
He took her.
Jonathan
Who took who?
Arial
The Horned King took Felicia.
Jonathan's eyes widen in shock.
Jonathan
No! We can't let him take her.
Simba
I don't think The Horned King is going
to kill her.
Ash gets up.
Ash Williams
He may.
Jonathan
What do you mean "he may"?
Ash Williams
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In the book, there's probably a way to
make a Deadite. If there is, Felicia
may be the first one.
Jonathan
(angry) Then we got to stop him, Ash.
Ash Williams
We will. I don't want to imagine this
place infested with Deadites.
Jonathan
Good, I'll round up everyone who can
help. I'm coming too, whether you like
it or not.
Ash Williams
Just one question. Why did you wear
that mask anyways?
Jasmine steps up.
Belle
He's right. We thought you're scarred
or disfigured. There's no reason for
wearing that, was there?.
Jonathan
There is a reason. But we don't have
time to explain, we have to go now!
EXT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see everyone who's fighting lined up sideways. We see from left to right: Aladdin, Jafar, Beast, Gaston, Simba, Scar, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Clayton, Stitch and Jonathan.
Ash Williams
All right, you know we're up against
an undead army. You must know it isn't
going to be easy. So say yes if you're
100% positive to fight.
Everyone
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Yes!
Ash steps up to Jonathan.
Ash Williams
How are you going to defend yourself?
Jonathan picks up the scythe as Ash looks a bit concerned. Ash Williams
What is on your weapon?
Jonathan looks a bit scared.
Jonathan
It's rust.
Ash Williams
Okay. Just protect yourself.
Ash backs up.
Ash Williams
All right. Everyone else, hide in your
homes until we come back.
We see Arial, Prince Eric, Belle, Jasmine, and Ursula outside Jonathan's mansion.
Prince Eric
We will.
Ursula
I'll put a barrier around the town
until you come back.
Ash Williams
All right. Come on comrades! Let's go!
We see everyone fighting march to the horizon as a blue shield of energy covers the town.
INT. THE HORNED KING'S LAIR
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We see Felicia chained up from her arms as she's asleep. She wakes up and notices the chain and struggles.
Felicia
Wait a minute. This looks so familiar.
The Horned King(O.S)
It's about time you have wake up.
Felicia turns her head and sees The Horned King reading the book on the throne. Felicia gasps.
Felicia
That's my father's throne! I remember
the layout. But that means-
The Horned King
Yes. I was the intruder attacking the
kingdom. No one survived, your
Majesty.
Felicia
(angry) You monster! You will be
sorry!
The Horned King
I know that your friends are coming to
save you. But I'm prepared as well.
The Horned King chants a spell.
EXT. HORNED KING'S LAIR
We see the plain surrounding the tower starting to crack. A skeleton and rotten hand bursts up from the ground.
INT. HORNED KING'S LAIR
The Horned King
I have been reading about these
creatures named Deadites. They could
be the ultimate solider. All I need is
Ash's head on a platter.
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The Horned King makes an evil smile.
EXT. ROAD TO THE HORNED KING'S LAIR
We see Ash's group walking down a dusty road with dead trees on the sides. Jonathan is walking at the back of the group as Ash goes over and walks with Jonathan.
Ash Williams
I don't think that's rust on the
scythe.
Jonathan
It is, Ash.
Ash grabs Jonathan by his shirt and pulls him up. Ash Williams
I don't think you're telling the
truth. It's already pretty shocking
you have a weapon.
Jonathan
I'll tell you if you don't tell anyone
at all.
Ash Williams
Deal.
Ash puts Jonathan down as Jonathan walks slowly with Ash. Jonathan
It's blood on the scythe.
Ash then looks concerned.
Ash Williams
What happened?
Jonathan signs.
Jonathan
Years ago, I was a prince. I wasn't
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going to take the throne anytime soon,
since I had an older brother.
WHITE FLASH
We see white borders on the screen as we see Jonathan's backstory. We see Jonathan in a royal outfit with a blonde princess in a garden kissing.
Jonathan(narration)
One day, I saw a princess. She was
beautiful and she was from another
kingdom. I tried to court her, give
her poems, flowers, and had events.
But, she didn't care for me.
Ash Williams(narration)
I don't like the way this story is
going.
We see Jonathan reading a letter as he starts crying in his room. He then throwing stuff around the room in rage.
Jonathan(narration)
Later, the princess was courted by a
prince from another kingdom. They were
then married. When I heard about this,
my heart shattered. But something
inside grew more and more when I was
sad. Then I wasn't sad anymore, I was
furious. I poured my heart for her,
and she ignores me. So I hatched a
very stupid plan. I was going to try
to find the reason why she married
someone else then me, so I can fix
what's wrong.
We see Jonathan hiding behind the door with a scythe. Jonathan(narration)
I created a party and invited them. I
hid behind the door with a scythe to
threaten them and waited till they
come.
Ash Williams(narration)
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I think I know what's going to happen.
We see the princess come in as Jonathan puts down the weapon. Jonathan(narration)
When she came in, I just needed to
look at her and know I'm doing
something wrong. I was going to force
her to tell me the reason, but I
started to have second thoughts. But
when the prince showed up, I couldn't
take it anymore.
We see a brown haired prince as Jonathan gets mad with red eyes and picks up the scythe. He then swings and starts to look shocked as we see the blade covered in blood.
Jonathan(narration)
Before you knew it, I was trying to
kill the prince. Well, I did, but by
the cost of her as well.
WHITE FLASH Ash Williams
I see now why you wore that mask. You
were just looking at yourself to
remind yourself the monster you've
unleashed.
Jonathan
Both kingdoms wanted my blood and
wanted to destroy my kingdom. I've
heard from a wizard that if my
emotions got the better of me, I'll be
a weapon. Everyone chose to exile me
here as the kingdoms perish.
Ash Williams
Did you become a "weapon"?
Jonathan
No. To this day, I still don't
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understand what the wizard was talking
about.
Aladdin(O.S)
Ash! We have company!
SCENE 16: THE BATTLE
We see Ash coming through everyone to see what's going on. Everyone looks shocked.
Ash Williams
Alright, what's going on here?
Ash looks shocked. We see an army of skeletons and zombies armed with armour and weapons. A zombie warrior approaches Ash.
Zombie #1
Turn back now or you'll all perish.
Ash Williams
What's that tower over there?
Ash points to The Horned King's lair.
Zombie #1
That's our ruler's base. Now walk
away!
Tarzan
Wow, these guys are idiots.
Jonathan comes up from the crowd.
Jonathan
Do you really think that we're just
going to walk back?
Zombie #1
It's the smart decision.
Jonathan
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Here's what I have to say about that.
Jonathan cuts the zombie's head off with his scythe as the body turns to dust. The zombie's head is turning to dust as it shouts one word.
Zombie #1
Attack!
The army charges as Ash's group bring out their weapons. Jonathan
Get to the tower!
Everyone runs to the tower, but they have to fight through the skeletons and zombies. Ash shoots three zombies as they come forward. Ash then notices two skeletons coming, so he punches one skull with his metal hand as it crumbles. The other skeleton runs to Ash, but Ash lands an uppercut and pops the skull out of its body. The skull falls to the ground and sees Ash.
P.O.V OF SKULL
We see Ash raise his foot as the skull screams. Skull
No!
We see blackness as Ash steps on the skull.
EXT. THE HORNED KING'S LAIR
We see Jonathan trying to run to the tower, but zombies get in the way. The zombies run in a horizontal line with swords as Jonathan prepares a swing with his scythe. When they come close, Jonathan swings the scythe, cutting off the heads as the zombies turn into dust. Jonathan then notices a skeleton running at him with a spear. When the spear was in length, Jonathan cuts the spear's tip with the skeleton looking scared. Jonathan then grabs the skull and rams his head on it, destroying the skull. Jonathan holds his hand on his head in pain.
Jonathan
I'll remind myself not to do that
again.
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We see a zombie about to strike Beast, but Beast grabs the zombie by the arm and punches it off. We then see five zombies getting on Beast, Beast then falls on the ground due to the weight of the zombies.
Beast
(angry) No! I'm not giving up this
easily!
Beast then roars and gets the zombies off of him by taking them off from his body. He then crunches the zombies into a ball. Beast throws the squished zombie ball out at the field. A group of skeletons look up as a shadow falls over them.
Skeleton #1
(agony) Are you serious?!
We see the zombie ball fall on the skeletons, spreading their bones around and the zombies turn into dust. We see Gaston pulling out his gun as five zombies with swords line up as they yell a battle cry. Gaston fires his gun, ejecting a cannonball that hits all the zombie's heads, turning them to dust, as the bodies fall on each other, exploding into dust.
Gaston
That's why you don't mess with the
great Gaston.
We see Aladdin sword-fighting an armoured zombie armed with a sword and shield. Aladdin tries to kill the zombie with his sword, but he keeps blocking him with his shield.
Zombie #2
Give up! It's the end of the line!
Aladdin then cuts the zombie's arm that had a sword. The zombie looks at it's stump in defeat.
Zombie #2
Never mind.
Aladdin then cuts off the zombie's other arm and kicks him to the ground. The zombie tries to get up, but can't due to it's armour.
Zombie #2
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Well, I give up.
Aladdin
Looks like you need a hand.
Zombie #2
Don't judge me!
We see Jafar as he walks slowly as ten zombies charge at him with spears in different directions. Jafar breathes in, and blows fire from his mouth and creates a ring of fire. All ten zombies catch on fire and are about to kill Jafar, but they succumb to the flames and turn into a pile of ashes. Jafar laughs. We see a skeleton charge at Simba with a sword, but Simba bites the skull and takes it off. Simba then breaks the skull, as the headless skeleton falls down. We then see a zombie silently coming up behind Simba with a spear, then we see the zombie about to stab Simba, then Scar with a mighty roar pouches on the zombie. Simba turns around to see Scar clawing the zombie, turning it into dust.
Simba
Thanks, Scar. That thing almost got
me.
Scar
Well, I just can't let you die like
that. Behind you!
A skeleton was about to shoot an arrow at Simba, but he claws the bow, breaking into pieces. The skeleton is dumbfounded, Simba then bites the skull and breaks it.
Scar
That's a good boy.
We see Hercules grab a skeleton and throws it away into the horizon. We see a zombie yelling as he charges at Hercules with a spear. Hercules puts his palm out to stop the spear. As the spear touches Hercules palm, it breaks away until the zombie holds the piece of wood that was once a spear. The zombie backs up slowly in fear.
Hercules
Big mistake!
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Hercules punches the zombie as the zombie flies into a skeleton. The bones scatter as the zombie hits the skeleton. The zombie hits a zombie, which explodes to dust on impact. The zombie will hit two more zombies and skeletons with the same result. The zombie then hits the castle, causing him to turn into dust.
Hercules
That's why no one stands toe to toe
with the strongest man in the world.
We see Mulan fighting three skeletons off with her bamboo staff, hitting all of them in the skull. We then see three zombies about to shoot arrows at Mulan. As they shoot the arrows, Mulan dodges two of the arrows and blocks one with her staff. Mulan grabs her bow and three arrows and launches them at the zombies, all hitting in the head and turning to dust.
We see Tarzan shout his trademark yell as he kills three zombies with his spear and kicks a skeleton's head off. A zombie comes at Tarzan from behind with a sword, but Clayton shoots his shotgun at the zombie, turning it to dust.
Tarzan
Thanks, Clayton.
Clayton
No need to thank me. I just want to
stop anything that stands in my way.
We see Stitch with his four blasters laughing as no undead thing can come near him. The laser blasts disintegrates five skeletons and zombies as they turn into green goo.
SCENE 17: JONATHAN'S POWER
We see Jonathan stabs an armoured zombie in the chest with his scythe. The zombie didn't turn into dust and is still alive. Jonathan tries to take the scythe out, but it's stuck due to the armour. The zombie then pulls out a dagger from his boot and is about to kill Jonathan. Jonathan then starts to spin the scythe around, with the zombie still attached. Jonathan spins three times, until he lets go, causing the zombie attached to the scythe to fly across the sky. A skeleton then jumps on Jonathan's back. The skeleton pulls on Jonathan's hair as Jonathan yells in pain. Five skeletons start to surround Jonathan. Jonathan punches the skeleton in
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front of him, but the skull just spins until it goes back to place. The skeleton tackles Jonathan as Jonathan can't get up.
Jonathan(shouting)
Ash! Help me!
We see Ash shooting something offscreen.
Ash Williams(shouting)
I'm coming to help you! We'll win
this.
A skeleton then pokes Ash's eyes as Ash yells in pain. Ash pokes the skeleton's eye sockets as Ash wanders forward with his eyes covered.
Ash Williams
Why does this always happen to me?
Ash was about to approach Jonathan who had zombies aiming arrows at him, but a zombie hits Ash in the head with a shield, knocking out Ash.
Jonathan
No! It can't end like this!
More and more characters get captured due to the large number of undead beings. Gaston puts his hands up as skeletons armed with spears surround him. Zombies throw a chain net on Beast, weakening him. Aladdin drops his sword as zombies armed with
bow and arrows start to aim. Jafar gets tackled by a zombie and surrounded by archers. Simba and Scar back up as skeletons armed with bow and arrows start to aim. Hercules punches a zombie, but gets dogpiled by multiple enemies until he falls. Mulan backs up as skeletons armed with shields and swords surround her. Tarzan gets five zombies on him, as he falls to the ground from the weight. Clayton runs out of ammo as zombies start to surround him. Finally, a zombie grabs Stitch from behind with as four skeletons remove the plasma guns away from him. We see Jonathan with a face of defeat.
Jonathan
I've failed. I've failed my friends.
I've failed everyone back home. I've
failed Felicia.
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Jonathan then starts to get angry.
Jonathan(angry)
All my life it has been a train wreck.
I'll get the Horned King even if I die
trying.
Jonathan tries to get up, but the weight of the skeletons were too much for him.
Skeleton #2
He's trying to get up.
He tries again, but the zombies armed with arrows start to pull the arrow back to aim at Jonathan.
Zombie #3
If you continue, we'll shoot.
Jonathan's pupils enlarges, until his eyes were pure red. Jonathan(angry, shouting)
This is enough!
Jonathan lifts the skeletons off of him. The skeletons fall to the ground.
Skeleton
Fire!
The zombies launch the arrows. As the arrows were about to hit Jonathan, he punches the ground. When Jonathan punches the ground, an small explosion occurs that obliterates the undead beings near Jonathan. The skeletons, zombies and Ash's
group far from the explosion look at the explosion itself. Ash wakes up and sees the explosion. A shadowy figure inside the cloud of dust walks closer, as Jonathan emerges from the dust. Jonathan's arms are glowing bright blue. Ash is confused.
Ash Williams
Jonathan? What happened to you?
Jonathan approaches Ash and sticks his arm out.
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Jonathan
I need your weapons now!
Ash Williams
First, you didn't say please. Second,
no. Why do you need my weapons when
you just blew up the ground?
Jonathan
Trust me, It'll help me.
Jonathan grabs the boomstick and chainsaw. When Jonathan grabs the weapons, the light starts to shine on the weapons.
Ash Williams
What are you doing to my weapons?
Jonathan
Just a quick upgrade.
A zombie yells as he runs at Jonathan with a spear. Jonathan shoots the zombie with a blue bullet, but instead of killing it, the zombie froze into ice. Jonathan drops his jaw as he couldn't believe what happened.
Ash Williams
Did you just do that?
Jonathan
Yes I did.
A hoard of skeletons and zombies start to attack Jonathan from the front. Jonathan starts up the chainsaw, and rises it up high as it roars. He then stabs it in the ground, causing a huge pillar of earth to come from the ground and launch the hoard up in the sky. The skeletons and zombies fall to the ground, turning into dust on impact. A group of five shielded zombies advance to the front of Jonathan at a horizontal line. Jonathan shoots a red shell at the third zombie as the bullet hits the shield. Where the bullet hit, flames spontaneously combust and start to spread over the zombie. The flames spread onto the other zombies, as they turn into ashes. A hoard of skeletons surround Jonathan. Jonathan spins around with his chainsaw as he forms a tornado around him,
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causing the skeletons to get all of their bones sucked in. Ash is close to the tornado and was about to be sucked in. Ash was scared and finds a sword on the ground. He stabs it on the ground and hangs on.
Ash Williams(angry)
Jonathan! You should stop now before I
get in!
The tornado stops as Jonathan stops spinning. All of the bones are in the air and start to fall on the ground. Jonathan grabs two shields and gives one to Ash.
Jonathan
You may want to hold this above your
head.
Ash is confused. He grabs the shield but doesn't put it above his head.
Ash Williams
I don't want to look like an idiot. I
don't even see the reason why to do
such a stupid thing.
Jonathan stays quiet and holds the shield above his head. All of the bones fall to the ground. Ash gets hit in the head by two femur bones. Ash shouts in pain. A skull hits Ash's head and he falls to the ground out cold. Jonathan doesn't get hit, since all of the bones hit the shield. When the rain of bones stop, Jonathan drops the shield and looks at the remaining army. The undead army has heavily decreased, there are still the undead beings who hold the rest of the characters hostage. Jonathan then shoots a black bullet into the sky. A thunder cloud appears and starts to get darker, until thunder is heard. Green rain drops fall to the ground. A skeleton guarding Aladdin starts to laugh.
Skeleton #3
What was that supposed to do?
Suddenly, the skeleton started to melt into a puddle. The skeleton screams as he melted completely. Soon, all of the guards melted into a puddle as the characters were freed. Everyone goes to Jonathan and cheers. Ash wakes up again.
Ash Williams
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What happened?
Hercules
We won the battle! Jonathan defeated
the rest of the army! How did you do
that, Jonathan?
Jonathan
I don't know. My emotions got the
better of me. But we're not finished
yet. We still have to save Felicia.
Now we must get inside the castle.
Ash Williams
Can I have my weapons back?
Jonathan hands the weapons back to Ash. Ash tries to start his chainsaw, but it won't run.
Ash Williams(annoyed)
Thanks a lot, Jonathan! Now the
chainsaw ran out of gas.
Jonathan
I'll fix it.
Jonathan grabs the chainsaw and rises it into the air. A lightning bolt strikes the chainsaw and starts it up. Jonathan hands the chainsaw back to Ash.
Jonathan
Satisfied?
SCENE 18: THE FINAL BATTLE
INT. THRONE ROOM
We see the Horned King looking out from a broken window the aftermath. As Ash's party goes inside, the Horned King turns around.
The Horned King
Looks like your friends made it. I'm
impressed.
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Felicia
You can just give up now. You're
outnumbered.
The Horned King
Nothing to worry about. I have an
alternate plan.
The Horned King pulls out a sword and a bottle of green liquid. He puts the liquid on the sword, as the sword glows green.
The Horned King
If I even scratch someone with this
sword, they will turn into a Deadite.
I'm not going to use it on you, but
I'll use it on either Ash or Jonathan.
Their skills will make them more
powerful.
Felicia gets angry and tries to get out from her chains, but there's no point.
Felicia(angry)
You're not going to win this!
The Horned King
We shall see about that!
INT. HALLWAY TO THE THRONE ROOM
Ash's party walks forward to the door that leads to the throne room. Ash and Jonathan walk further then the others and proceed to open the door. Right before they can open the door, a faint rumbling is heard. Ash raises his right hand to stop the group. The group listens as the rumbling gets louder. Suddenly, a giant crack forms between Ash and the other characters. The crack then breaks apart and becomes a giant chasm, separating the group. Everyone backs away as they avoid falling in.
Ash Williams
Damn it! Now isn't the time to get
separated. We have to stop this guy
now!
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Tarzan
I don't think any of us can make
across.
Ash Williams
Al, can you use the magic carpet and
fly across?
Aladdin
It can't support everyone. There's
nothing that can be done.
Ash Williams
Jafar, can't you use your magic?
Jafar
My spell can't be used here. The
Horned King must've put a spell on the
castle to weaken my magic.
Jonathan
Don't worry. Just get out of here and
wait outside.
Beast
What about you guys? How would you get
out?
Jonathan
It's a castle. There's more then one
way out of here.
Mulan
Come on men! Let's get out of here.
As the characters leave, Jonathan puts his hand on the door. Ash Williams
Jonathan, before you go in there, can
you control your powers?
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Jonathan
I don't know. It's anger that got the
better of me. I'll try though.
Ash Williams
Good. Now let's go in and save your
girl.
Jonathan and Ash opens the door as they see in front of them the lava pit. Jonathan sees Felicia chained up.
Jonathan
Felicia!
Felicia
Jonathan? Ash?
Jonathan and Ash run around the lava pit and approach Felicia.
Ash Williams
We're coming to get you, now hold
still.
Ash shoots the chains attached to the wall off. Felicia is free, as Jonathan takes her shackles off.
The Horned King(O.S)
Did you really think that will be
easy?
The Horned King gets up from his throne and approaches Jonathan with the book.
Ash Williams
Give the book back!
The Horned King
Of course! I have no need for it
anymore.
The Horned King gives the book back to Ash. Ash seems confused as the enemy seems to have given up very fast. He
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puts the book in his shirt.
The Horned King
I saw your potential, Jonathan. It was
amusing. How about this? Join me and
you can rule with an iron fist!
Jonathan
There's no way that's going to happen.
The Horned King
I think the opposite.
The Horned King pulls the sword out and prepares to cut Jonathan up.
Felicia
No!
The Horned King swings his sword, but Jonathan's skin turns into stone in anger and the sword breaks.
The Horned King
No! Impossible!
Felicia
How did you do that?
Jonathan
I'll explain later. Give up your plans
already, you have nothing left.
The Horned King drops the broken sword.
The Horned King
It has just begun.
The Horned King launches a dark ball of energy to Jonathan. Jonathan's rock skin breaks apart as Jonathan gets launched to the lava pit and falls in.
Felicia
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Jonathan!
Ash Williams starts shooting the Horned King, but the Horned King just keeps walking to Ash without any pain. Ash backs up and starts his chainsaw up and stabs the Horned King. The Horned King groans as he backs up a bit, but he pulls the chainsaw out and throws it aside. The Horned King grabs Ash and brings him close.
The Horned King
Let's see you wake up from this!
The Horned King throws Ash towards the stone wall. His head hits the wall and he falls down on the ground unconscious. Felicia starts crying as the Horned King approaches her.
The Horned King
You'll be joining them soon.
We see Ash lying on the ground as we hear the voice from his dreams.
Voice
You'll wield this weapon when you have
a heart of gold. This evil must have pure
heartlessness in order for it not be
killed. Only this weapon can hurt this
evil and you shall prevail.
We hear a weapon falling on the ground as Ash opens his eyes. He sees the weapon that appeared in his dream on the ground. He puts his hand out slowly and grabs it.
Ash Williams
It's light. It feels like power is
coursing though my veins just by
holding it.
Ash gets up with the weapon and looks around, but the Horned King and Felicia are nowhere to be seen.
Ash Williams
Where is everyone?
Jonathan(O.S)
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Ash? Is that you?
Ash Williams
Jonathan?
Ash runs over to the lava pit and sees Jonathan hanging on the edge.
Ash Williams
Jonathan! You're alive!
Jonathan
Can you just help me up?
Ash Williams
Of course!
Ash grabs Jonathan's hand and pulls him up. When Jonathan gets up, he notices the blade.
Jonathan
Where did you get that weapon?
Ash Williams
I don't know. It just appeared out of
nowhere.
Jonathan
Just by looking at it, it may stop the
Horned King.
Ash Williams
Speaking of which, where did he go?
Jonathan
I heard him say something about the
top of the castle.
Ash Williams
Perfect! Let's go up and stop him once
and for all!
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Jonathan
Actually, I'm going to see the others.
They may help us if I ask for their
assistance.
Ash Williams
Fine. I'll get him.
We see Jonathan run to the door while Ash sees an opened door leading up to some stairs.
EXT. TOP OF THE CASTLE.
We see the Horned King armed with a sword and an unconscious Felicia on top of a round tower shaped like a rook. We see Ash open a wooden trapdoor on the tower and sees the Horned King.
Ash Williams
Hey, ugly!
The Horned King turns around and has an unconscious Felicia with a dagger near her neck.
The Horned King
Back away or I 'll turn her into a
Deadite.
Ash Williams
You won't. You don't need her, you
want me instead.
The Horned King puts away the dagger and throws Felicia to the side. The Horned King leaps into the air and grabs the weapon off from Ash's hands.
Ash Williams
Hey, that's mine!
The Horned King prepares to strike Ash.
The Horned King
This time, you're finished!
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As the Horned King is about to slash Ash, the weapon disappears from his hands and reappears on Ash's hands. The Horned King swings his arms, but the weapon is gone.
The Horned King
This can't be happening!
Ash Williams
Looks like it is.
The giant chainsaw starts up as Ash attacks the Horned King. Ash slashes the Horned King five times with the final strike sending the Horned King almost to the edge. The Horned King grabs his sword and leaps in the air.
Ash Williams
For the love of thundering—
Out of nowhere, lighting bolts strike the Horned King in the air and falls to the ground. Ash looks confused as to how that happens.
Ash Williams
I must be extremely lucky.
The Horned King gets up from the ground and smiles.
The Horned King
Try this on for size!
The Horned King summons a dark ball of energy to Ash. We see Ash swing his weapon as the ball of energy get reflected off by the blade and hits the Horned King. The Horned King collapses to the ground. Ash approaches the Horned King as the Horned King gets up and stabs him in the shoulder. Ash screams as the Horned King kicks him to the ground. Ash removes the dagger as the Horned King laughs.
The Horned King
Now you get to be the first Deadite I
make.
Ash screams as his skin turns grey and his eyes turn white. He then stops screaming and falls to the ground. He then gets up as an Deadite, roaring to the sky.
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The Horned King
Now, I command you to kill Felicia and
turn the others into you.
Ash Williams
(Deadite) Deadites don't take orders
from anyone but the Kandarian Demon.
The Horned King
What? That's impossible! I command you
to do my biddings!
Ash Williams
(Deadite) I'll feast on your soul!
Ash pounces on the Horned King and starts punching him multiple times on the face. Ash then knocks him to the ground and starts bashing his head on the floor five times. Felicia wakes up and gasps to find Ash as a Deadite attacking the Horned King. Ash picks up the Horned King to throw him off.
EXT. THE HORNED KING'S LAIR
We see Hercules with Jonathan as he looks up at the castle.
Hercules
Are you sure about this? What if it
doesn't work?
Jonathan
Just throw me.
Hercules picks up Jonathan by his legs and starts spinning around. After spinning three times, Hercules lets go of Jonathan as Jonathan soars high into the sky. Jonathan's fists turn into stone as Jonathan screams. Ash throws the Horned King as Jonathan punches him in the face, launching him to a nearby tower. The Horned King crashes into the tower, causing the tower to collapse. Jonathan is hanging on the side as a hand grabs him up.
Jonathan
Thanks, Ash.
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Jonathan get up to find Ash as a Deadite. Jonathan screams as Ash throws him to the ground. Felicia screams as Ash grabs Felicia's neck. Ash rips the necklace off of Felicia's neck and looks at it. Ash puts Felicia down as he looks at the necklace.
Ash Williams
(Deadite) Linda, please help me.
He then closes his eyes and roars, covering his eyes. Felicia and Jonathan look as Ash's skin turns back to normal and Ash removes his hand to reveal his normal face.
Jonathan
Ash! Are you all right? Why did you
say that name?
Ash Williams
It's not the first time I became a
Deadite. If your will power is strong
enough, you can overcome the
transformation before it's too late.
Jonathan
I'm just glad you're okay.
SCENE 19: A RISKY MOVE
We see Ash, Jonathan and Felicia look at the destroyed tower with a sign of relief.
Ash Williams
We did it! We won this battle! And
it's all thanks to this weapon.
The weapon disappears out of Ash's hand.
Ash Williams
Hey! Come back!
Felicia hugs both of them with her eyes closed. Felicia
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I can't believe you came for me.
Jonathan
Well, we couldn't just leave you.
Felicia lets go and opens her eyes.
Ash Williams
Felicia, Jonathan wanted to tell you
something.
Ash nudges Jonathan with his elbow. Jonathan has a panicked face.
Jonathan
What? Ash is lying! I don't have
anything to say!
Felicia
I actually wanted to tell you
something as well, Jonathan.
Jonathan
You do? What do you have to say?
We hear rumbling as the three try to keep their balance. Ash Williams
What's going on?
Felicia
I think that the castle is going to
collapse.
Jonathan
This can't be happening! We won't get
out in time.
Felicia
Follow me. I think I know where to go.
Felicia goes in the trapdoor as Ash and Jonathan follow.
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INT. CASTLE EXIT
We see Ash, Jonathan and Felicia in a long hallway about to reach the door. Ash is the furthest from the door.
Jonathan
Come on Ash! We're almost there!
Ash starts to run, but the Horned King tackles him to the ground. The Horned King pulls out a dagger and tries to stab Ash, but Ash grabs his arm, struggling to stay alive. Jonathan notices a huge gold chandelier above Ash attached to a chain. The chain is attached to a wall.
Jonathan
Felicia, you might want to stand back.
Ash Williams
(angry) Hey! Why don't you try to save
me?!
The Horned King
This is where you're going to die!
As the knife gets closer, Jonathan runs over to the chain and grabs it. His hands turn green as the chain starts to melt. Ash's weapon then appears in his hands and stabs the Horned King in the chest.
The Horned King
This can't be happening! I calculated
everything!
Ash then kicks the Horned King off of him. The Horned King falls on the ground under the chandelier. Ash gets up as the chain finally melts and the chandelier starts to fall. The Horned King screams as the chandelier falls on him and breaks the floor, creating a hole. Ash turns around, but falls and grabs onto the edge.
Jonathan
Ash! Don't worry, I'll get you.
Jonathan turns his head and sees cracks forming on the walls going up to the roof.
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Ash Williams
(weakly) Don't worry about me kid. Go
escape with Felicia. That's who we
came for.
Jonathan looks at Felicia who looks worried.
Felicia
Come on Jonathan! We have to leave.
Jonathan
I'm helping him. Get out of here and
go back to town.
Felicia goes to the door and opens it. She looks back one last time.
Jonathan
Just go!
Felicia runs away as Jonathan turns around to see Ash losing his grip on his left hand. His metal hand slides off of the edge. Ash screams, but Jonathan grabs his hand.
Jonathan
You're not dying today.
Ash grabs Jonathan's arm as Jonathan slowly pulls him up. When Ash gets up to the edge, he had a shocked face.
Ash Williams
Thanks for coming back.
Jonathan
Stop being so dramatic. We're getting
out of here now.
The ceiling then breaks apart as the both of them try to run to the door.
EXT. THE HORNED KING'S LAIR
We see the castle break apart as the others look at it falling from a distance with shocked faces.
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Tarzan
(shouting) Ash! Jonathan! We have to
go save them!
Everyone runs to the ruins of the castle. When they arrive, the castle has been reduced to a huge pile of gravel.
Aladdin
It looks like a wasteland here. I
don't think that they made it.
Stitch(O.S)
Hey! I found something!
We see Ash's hair poking out of the rubble near Stitch. Clayton
There's no way he'll survive that.
Hercules
I'll grab his body.
When Hercules grabs Ash's hair, he accidentally ripped out some hair. We then hear a muffled scream. Hercules gasps and pulls Ash out.
Ash Williams
Why did you pull my hair so hard?
Hercules
We thought you were dead! Where's
Jonathan?
Ash Williams
He's still in there.
Hercules then sees a hand poking out and grabs it. Jonathan comes out unconscious.
Hercules
Is he-
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Ash Williams
No. He protected us by turning himself
into stone. He took so much abuse, he
passed out.
Aladdin
That means no one got killed! Our
mission's over!
Everyone cheers as they start going home. Beast picks up Jonathan and hangs him on his back as they go back home.
INT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see Felicia with Arial as she tries to comfort her. Arial
So he decided to save Ash? That seems
like the right thing to do. Why did
you think the opposite?
Felicia
I think that because...
Felicia signs.
Felicia
Because I have feelings for him.
Arial gasps.
Arial
You did? I think he'll be fine.
Jasmine comes in with a note in her hand.
Jasmine
Felicia. There's a letter for you.
Felicia
Who's it from?
Jasmine
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There was no name on it.
Jasmine gives the letter to Felicia as she reads the letter. Prince Eric comes in.
Prince Eric
Everyone's back!
Jasmine gasps.
Jasmine
Aladdin's back!
Everyone goes outside except for Felicia.
Arial
Aren't you coming?
Felicia
Tell them to come inside. I just want
to read this.
Arial goes outside as Felicia reads the letter. We then see everyone coming in tired, but glad that they won. Belle notices Jonathan on Beast's back.
Belle
What's wrong with him?
Beast
He's out cold, but he'll be fine.
Beast then grabs Jonathan and puts him on a nearby table. Ash sits at the table with a tired face. Felicia then gets up and sees Jonathan on the table. He walks over to him.
Felicia
What happened with him?
Ash Williams
He used up lots of energy protecting
me. He should be awake soon.
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Felicia
Did he write this letter? It says nice
things about my beauty, hair and
personality. He also said he really
wanted to forgive him for his awful
past.
Ash Williams
It is his letter. He was scared to
tell you in person.
Felicia smiles.
Felicia
I always liked him, you know. With his
story, it was in the past. He did it
by accident. He never wanted to hurt
anyone.
Ash Williams
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that.
Felicia kisses Jonathan on the cheek and walks away. When she walks away, Jonathan wakes up.
Jonathan
What happened?
Ash Williams
Look who woke up.
Jonathan touches his cheek.
Jonathan
Please don't tell me you kissed me.
Ash laughs.
Ash Williams
Of course not! It was Felicia.
Jonathan gets up.
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Jonathan
Really? Wow, I won her heart.
Ash Williams
Good for you. Now I going to go back
home.
Jonathan
Actually, you may have to stay here
for a few days.
We see Ash look concerned.
Ash Williams
Why do you say that?
WE SEE THE SCENERY CHANGE FROM THE HOUSE OF MOUSE TO JONATHAN'S MANSION. ASH HAS ALSO CHANGED INTO A TUXEDO. WE SEE THE WORDS THREE DAYS LATER.
We see Ash sitting in a table with everyone in Jonathan's mansion. Everyone is having dinner, but Jonathan and Felicia aren't at the table. Then, both Jonathan and Felicia arrived at the table with Jonathan wearing a tuxedo and Felicia wearing a wedding dress. Everyone claps(Simba and Scar can't) as they arrive with everyone smiling. Jonathan grabs a glass and hits his spoon with it.
Jonathan
Everyone! I just want to say something
quick. We wouldn't have all been
sitting down at this table together if
it hasn't been for Ash.
Ash Williams
For what? Being your best man?
Jonathan
No. For helping me come out of my
shell. I celebrate this toast to Ash.
Everyone stands up with their glasses(exception for Ash, Simba and Scar).
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Everyone(shouting)
To Ash!
Ash smiles and steps up.
Ash Williams
Thank you all for your kindness. I
know I may not be the most perfect
guy, but you all tolerated me to the
end.
Everyone laughs.
Ash Williams
Everyone knows that I can't just stay
here forever. So after this dinner,
I'll be going.
Felicia
We'll all say good-bye. Let's us enjoy
the company we have together.
Ash then starts to look sad.
EXT. JONATHAN'S MANSION
We see Jafar and Ursula chanting the spell as Jonathan looks anxious. He then realizes that he's still wearing the tuxedo.
Ash Williams
Jonathan. I forgot about the suit. I
should change back into my clothes.
Jonathan
It's okay, Ash. You can keep that
suit.
Ash Williams
I just hate goodbyes, that's all.
We then see the portal open up as everyone except for Ash, Felicia and Jonathan moves out of the way.
Ash Williams
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I just keep remembering the past. From
my first girlfriend to the girl in the
ages of Camelot. My life isn't easy.
My success is in fact through my true
life sufferings. This is however the
best time of my life.
Felicia sheds a tear and hugs Ash.
Felicia
I'm sorry for being rude to you.
She lets go as we see everyone shed a tear as well. Ash Williams
It's all right. I quickly learned that
we must forget about the past, even
the very, very, far past.
We see Jonathan stick his hand out as Jonathan shakes it with his metal hand.
Jonathan
Just don't forget about us.
Ash Williams
I see me in you, kid. I feel like you
won't get forgotten.
Ash then walks forward to the portal. Clayton then walks to Ash with Ash's weapons and Naturon Demonto.
Clayton
You almost forgot your weapons and
book, Mr. Williams.
Ash grabs them and signs. He looks back and sees everyone waving.
Everyone
Good-bye Ash.
Ash smiles.
Ash Williams
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Good-bye to you all.
Ash jumps inside the portal as it disappears.
Arial
Do you think he'll be okay?
Jonathan
He can take care of his own.
CHAPTER 20: ASH IS BACK
EXT. CABIN
We see a female news reporter, policemen and paparazzi at the remains of the cabin. The paparazzi are taking photos of the scene. We see a cameraman recording the reporter.
News reporter
For those who just tuned in, this
scene is reportedly where author Ash
Williams has went. However, both the
cabin and Ash are nowhere to be seen.
All that's left is the car that he
rented.
In the woods, we see the portal open up in midair. Ash falls on the ground. We see Ash still wearing the tuxedo as he walks to his car. We then see the police going through the burnt remains of the house as they hear something. They pull out their guns as they alert the news reporter.
Police officer #1
Everyone! There's something here.
The paparazzi, news reporter and the cameraman rush to the police as they lean in to see what's in the woods. Ash emerges from the woods as he sees the police officers and the news reporter with shocked faces.
Ash Williams
Is no one happy to see me?
The paparazzi start taking pictures, the police officers back away and the news reporter continues her report.
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News Reporter
This just in, Ash Williams has been
found after being missing for 6 days.
Ash starts walking to his car as his photos are still being taken and the news reporter asks him questions.
News reporter
So what happened, Ash? Was there an
accident? Why did you come here? Did
you burn the cabin?
When Ash got to his car, he turns around.
Ash Williams
If you want answers, wait until my new
book comes out.
News reporter
That's right, people. Ash Williams has
announced his third book.
Ash then gets in the car.
Police officer #2
Do you need anything, Ash? You have
been gone for 6 days.
Ash Williams
A ticket back to LA.
The police officer looked confused as Ash drives off. WE SEE A BLACK SCREEN WITH THE TEXT THREE MONTHS LATER. INT. LIBERY
We see Ash sitting at a table signing his latest book called "Out of Retirement, Into the Cauldron".
Ash Williams
Next!
We see Bobby come up to the table with his book. The book's
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cover shows the portal.
Ash Williams
Hi Bobby. I didn't know you read my
books.
Bobby
Why wouldn't I? This is the best book
you've made yet. This really happened, right?
Ash signs the book.
Ash Williams
Like the others, I
Can't neither conform or deny if these events truly happened.
Ash gives the book back and winks.
Bobby
Don't worry. I won't say anything.
Ash Williams
Let's just end this talk now.
Bobby leaves as Ash shouts next.
INT. JONATHAN'S MANSION
(Insert a short love song with Jonathan and Felicia)
We see Jonathan and Felicia walking to the bedroom. When Jonathan is about to open the door, the door breaks apart as a portal is sucking in Jonathan. He gasps as his feet turn to stone to make him heavier.
Felicia
What's happening?
Felicia is getting pulled into the portal as she screams. Jonathan grabs Felicia as he's struggling to hold on to her. His stone feet slowly start to slide towards the portal.
Jonathan
Felicia. I'm going to push you out of
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the way.
Felicia
No! I don't want to lose you! I'll get
Hercules!
Jonathan
There's no time. Listen to me,
Felicia. I'll come back for you, no
matter how big this situation is.
Felicia then kisses Jonathan on the lips.
Felicia
Come back for me.
Jonathan pushes Felicia out of the way as she runs. A arm comes out of the portal and grabs Jonathan. Jonathan notices the hand is metal.
Jonathan
It can't be!
The arm pulls Jonathan in and the portal closes. INT. ASH'S BEDROOM
We see Ash walking into his bedroom where he added shelves for his weapons and Naturon Demonto.
Ash Williams
I'm keeping you, so no one can use you
for evil.
He looks at the book and smiles, knowing that evil has been thwarted for the last time.
Ash Williams
You know what, I feel like singing all of a sudden.
Ash starts to sing "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder as he dances while getting dressed and brushing his teeth.
Evil Ash(O.S)
Congratulations Ash.
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Ash is alarmed and grabs his chainsaw and boomstick. Ash Williams
Who's there?
We see the door close as Evil Ash is leaning on the wall. Evil Ash
Did you seriously forgot about me?
Ash Williams(angry)
Get out of here! You've tried to kill
me before!
Evil Ash walks slowly.
Evil Ash
That's extremely rude, since I saved
your financial life. Also, you met
some new friends that you'll never
forget for the rest of your life. Does
that make me a bad guy?
Ash Williams
You're right. I think I've been too
harsh on you. You made me met
Jonathan, Felicia and the others.
Evil Ash
So what do you say? Shall we shake on
it?
Evil Ash pulls his hand out. Ash hesitates for a second, but shakes his hand. Evil Ash makes a devious smile.
Evil Ash
You are always so gullible and so
stupid.
Ash then looks concerned, but when he looks back, a portal has formed. He gasps as Evil Ash pushes Ash inside.
Evil Ash
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You think I would change? I'm going to
make you now suffer for the rest of
both you and Jonathan's life.
He jumps in and closes the portal.
WE SEE A BLACK SCREEN WHERE WE HEAR EVIL ASH'S LAUGH AND THE CREDITS ROLL.
MID CREDIT SCENE
INT. FBI ROOM
We see Detective West, a man in his 30's, working on the computer. We see his boss come in.
Boss
West, you need to see this.
Detective West
What is it?
The boss puts in a USB drive in the computer as he pulls out video footage of Ash burning the cabin.
Detective West
Heh. So, the old man finally did it after all this time…
Boss
Look!
We see Ash getting sucked into the portal by Evil Ash as Evil Ash looks at the camera and throws the wine bottle, destroying it.
Detective West
What was that?
Boss
I don't know, but if Ash's books were true, then that means that evil is real, and if evil is real…
Detective West
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Armageddon is coming!
POST CREDIT SCENE
INT. HOUSE OF MOUSE
We see everyone at the House of Mouse as Felicia is on stage. Jafar
We're sorry about Jonathan, but we
can't track him down. He could be
anywhere.
Simba
Don't worry, Jonathan will come back.
Felicia signs.
Felicia
I just wish he can get back.
Hooded Figure #1(O.S)
Maybe we can help.
Everyone looks to see three figures wearing hoods. Felicia
Where did you people come from?
Hooded Figure #2
We had picked up a Heartless signal on
our trackers here. But it's gone now.
Aladdin
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Sounded like the Horned King. But Ash
defeated him with that giant chainsaw.
Scar
Actually, a chandelier fell on him.
Female Hooded Figure
Did this giant chainsaw had a chain on
it?
Felicia
Yes, it did.
Hooded Figure #2
Impossible. Then that means not only
there's a new blade, but it found it's
master. If that's true, this guy will
have Heartless on him.
Belle
Sounds bad. Maybe Ash must be in
danger just like Jonathan.
Donald Duck then comes through the Hooded Figures. Donald Duck
We must get to the Gummi Ship at once!
Hooded Figure #1 pulls off his hood to reveal his face. He's Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
Sora
We'll do whatever it takes.
The Keyblade then appears in his hands.
BLACK SCREEN THE END
