So.. I kinda had this idea and I'm gonna just post it. More information at the end.
And I know what you're thinking. ' Oh god. Silvanium, what have you done?' And ' Somebody stop this crazed madman.'
Just read and see.
When Nel was woken by her roommate a few hours ago, this was not what she was expecting. Sure she had fully expected that she would be in trouble for her little prank yesterday.. but the Goblin woman had no idea what was about to happen. No idea that her life would irrevocably change after today.
She and every other student of Horde origin was to be expelled immediately, along with every citizen originating from the Horde being forcibly exiled from Dalaran as well.
The reason? Apparently Sunreaver resources had been used to aid the Horde in the theft of some Holy Bell or some shit in Pandaria.. and Archmage Proudmoore took it as a sign of treason. Honestly it seemed like this was something that should in theory, be handled via negotiation.. but it seemed that Archmage Proudmoore was out for blood. And it didn't help that Archmage Aethas apparently knew of what had happened but just sat on his hands about it.
So because of this.. she was being forced from her home. How the hell was this fair!? Sure she's a Goblin, but she isn't affiliated with the Horde. Hell, she even rejected a rather sought-after apprenticeship within the Sunreavers solely because she had little interest in the internal politics and inter-faction bitching and would rather stay neutral.
She had lived in Dalaran since birth. Her parents had moved here sometime after the second war and were decently off merchants before the Scourge killed everyone that could not evacuate.. and ever since then she had essentially lived at the Academy like every other orphaned student. So you can understand why she thinks what is happening is genuinely bullshit, given the fact that she has never had any affiliation with the Horde.
And you wanna know what really fucking pisses her off? She was one goddamn month away from graduating from the academy. ONE FUCKING MONTH! Eleven years worth of studying. Eleven years of hard work down the drain all because Jaina Proudmoore has a fucking axe to grind because of Theramore. And yes, what Garrosh did was monstrous and yes, the members of the Sunreavers that helped with the Holy Bell shit deserve punishment… but what the fuck did that have to do with her and literally all the other goddamn civilians being uprooted?
And so here she was with every other Horde origin student along with many civilians of similar origin, being herded towards the portal to Silvermoon City under the threat of imprisonment in the Violet Hold or death. Like those of the Sunreavers who protested the decision and were ruthlessly cut down on Jaina Proudmoore's order. And those were the lucky ones. She shuddered to think of what madness Archmage Proudmoore would subject to those who were imprisoned.
With a huff, the small woman continued to pull the wheeled suitcase containing what little she was allowed to take with her. Her clothes and undergarments, a few books, what little gold she had, her makeup(she looks hot with black lipstick and eyeliner ok) and a few other nicknacks and mementos of her parents.
Sadly, her robes and staff were Kirin Tor property along with like, 80% of the rest of her stuff. So she'd have to make due until she could get her hands on replacements.
Looking back she saw one Linde Tidyfizzle bawling her eyes out.. the Gnome girl had been her best friend for years, hell they were practically sisters. Weird given the Goblin/Gnome rivalry, but both girls were orphaned by the Scourge assault on Dalaran over a decade ago, though in all honesty it was likely due to Linde being half Dwarf and just not giving a fuck about racial rivalries.
But this was still hard on them both. Hell they'd been roommates ever since… so you can imagine how hard this is on them, given the fact that they had been living together for tenish years now.
As she approached the portal site, she was met by the sight of Archmage Proudmoore arguing with a tall red haired human woman.. a rather attractive red hair woman at that.. ' Why'd I just think that?' Nel blushed, however that's when she noticed something.. 'D-does she have fox ears?... And are those tails!?'
"This is wrong and you know it!" The red head shouted angrily, her eyes glowing a deep crimson "Why are you punishing those who weren't involved?"
Jaina shook her head "The Sunreavers betrayed us. I am taking the necessary precautions to-"
"Necessary my ass! You are forcing people who have lived here for years, hell their whole lives out. All because of the grudge you hold because of Theramore!"
The crowd went silent at the red haired woman's accusation
Jaina looked ready to kill the woman.
"Go ahead Proudmoore. Tell me I'm wrong… we both know you won't." With that, the red head pushed past Jaina and made her way to the civilians being exiled. "You've become just like your father." The fox-eared woman spat.
"Naruko.. Naruko I swear to god I will have you labeled a traitor if you help them!" Jaina shouted in rage. Knowing full well it was a desperate, empty threat.
Naruko stopped and turned her head slightly "Funny. Coulda sworn I'm not affiliated with any faction." She said before flipping the Leader of the Kirin Tor off as she continued over to the Horde civilians.
This was the day Nel Silverflame, former apprentice of the Kirin Tor had a realisation.
"Oh fuck.. I think I'm gay." The goblin woman blushed as Naruko walked past her to help a Blood Elf teen with her heavy luggage.
And thus, this was the turning point that would lead young Nel to become a hero of the Horde and the beginning of her crush on the Interdimensional anomaly known as Naruko Uzumaki.
-A few feet behind Nel-
Linde's eye was twitching like mad. She had initially ran up to her bestie to give her a hug one last time which she would follow by a big ole kiss right on the lips, but then heard her rather loud statement.
For years she had been sending her signs. From flirting to straight up walking about their dorm room ass naked, and nothing came from it.
And then..AND THEN THIS!? FUCKING SERIOUSLY!?
She's been trying for years, but then Nel took one look at that.. that.. admittedly really fucking hot, strumpet that had cute fox ears and.. and nine super.. fluffy tails… god she just wants to pet them and bury her face in their floofy…
Linde's eyes widened. Of course that's it! Naruko Uzumaki was no mere mortal!...
She was an Outer God who wishes to steal the virginities of shortstack women like Nel and herself!
Well, she for one welcomed her new, sexy fox lady overlord… wait no! She'll resist the temptation! No matter how hot Naruko was, and how floofy her tails were.. she would stop her dastardly plan..
Even if she had to offer herself up at the alter of the Outer God's insatiable desire!
… Linde coughed into her fist while glaring at seemingly nothing.
Oh and uh.. thus began Linde's journey to stop the Outer God(?) Naruko Uzumaki, by any lewd means necessary…
Ok. So let's talk.
This was an idea that I've been kicking around for a while. I'm either gonna do a few more oneshots for this, or leave it as an open challenge for others to try their hand at.
The concept is as follows:
While the core story starts during Mists of Pandaria, the beginning goes as follows.
After defeating Kaguya, Sasuke forces Naruko through an Interdimensional tear causing her to fall through time space.
During this, Kurama sacrifices himself to save her, thus permanently giving her some more fox-like traits(ears and tails) along with a vastly extended lifespan(similar to an elf's) and a nigh infinite reservoir of Chakra.. at a catch though. Her control gets shot to absolute shit and she has to train once again (For example, she won't be back to her peak until Cataclysm. So roughly seven years.)
Sometime later she gets spit out at the Night Elf main base shortly before the Battle of Mount Hyjal and is both confused and injured. However, before she can get answers, the Scourge begins their assault. Leading her to help the forces defending the World Tree.
Afterwards, and after several attempts to get a translation spell to work. Naruko explains her origins to Malfurion, Tyrande, Thrall and Jaina. Naruko then essentially is in the Player Character's position however instead of being affiliated with either side, she tries to remain neutral up until half way through Mists of Pandaria. This is when Nel begins her 'adventure' after the Purge of Dalaran.
After this point, Naruko continues to try and stay neutral, but her relationship with the Alliance is soured but she still tries to remain friendly.
Characters:
Nel Silverflame
Race:Goblin
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Height: 4'0
Eye colour: Pink
Hair colour: Purple with black streaks
Class: Mage(Fire and Arcane, Formerly Pyromancer and Arcanist)
Profession: Inscription, Tailoring, Herbalism
Bio:
Born in Dalaran after the second war, Nel Silverflame was the child of two goblin merchants who settled down to open a business. However, shortly after her tenth birthday the Scourge invaded Dalaran while she was at the Academy. While she and her fellow students were able to be evacuated, her parents sadly were slain. Afterwards, the young Nel would act out in the way of pulling pranks or trying to scam other students with supposedly 'rare' artifacts or alchemical reagents.
However, aside from her behavior. Nel is a studious apprentice and is a prodigy in the field of Arcane magics. However due to her impromptu and unfair expulsion from the Kirin Tor academy, Nel refuses to use Kirin Tor terminology around Mages of the order for the sole reason of annoying them.
Extra information:
Light green skin.
Waist length hair.
Has the tendency to wear black makeup.
Has three piercings in her left ear and two in her right.
Has a tattoo that extends from her left shoulder blade down to her left hand that she got during a drunken dare.
Best Friend and former roommate is a Gnome/Dwarf who is deep into conspiracy theories and may or may not have a crush on her.
Likes sweet things.
Hates Kaja'Cola.
Wants Naruko to do horribly erogenous things to her.
Terrified of Ghouls.
Good with money.
Can kinda cook.
Body wise, imagine something similar to Nelia from CoC2 or Galvi from Monster Girl Dreams.
Linde Tidyfizzle
Race:Gnome/Dwarf
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Height: 3'7
Eye colour: Red
Hair colour: Platinum blonde(practically white)
Class: Mage(Transmuter/Pyromancer), Alchemist
Profession: Enchanting, Alchemy, Blacksmithing
Bio:
The Daughter of a Gnome Arcanist and a Dwarven Blacksmith, Linde Tidyfizzle lived most of her life in Ironforge with her mother until the day her mum got hired to do some metal work at Dalaran. This, by chance, coincided with an incident where Linde accidentally set a carpet on fire by summoning a tiny fireball from her hands, this insuring she would be inducted into the academy like her father had been. However the good times did not last. Six months after their arrival, the Scourge laid siege to Dalaran. Taking the life of Linde's mother. Afterwards, Linde was roomed with one Nel Silverflame and the rest was history.
Unlike Nel, Linde is a somewhat poor student. She would rather spend her time compiling her conspiracy theories or trying to make the alchemical equivalent of chocolate milk. However despite her poor grades, Linde is a quick study on subjects that interest her.. and her teachers admit that the raspberry flavoured slime she created did taste rather nice after they killed it.
Extra information:
Is Albino
Extremely long hair… no really, it's fucking long.
Has a matching tattoo with Nel, only it's on her leg.. they were drunk.
Has a crush on Nel.
Thinks Naruko is stepping in on her territory.
Thinks Naruko is kinda hot.
Likes making odd alchemical creations.
Frequently walks around the dorm room naked.
Likes fire.
Once set all of Lordamere Lake on fire somehow.
Believes Naruko is an outer god who has come to claim the virginities of shortstack women.
Can't cook but can brew a perfect potion.
Hates being called Tiddyfizz
Is much smarter than people think.
Body wise, think Rapscallion's character Nickel.
Naruko Uzumaki
Race: She had no clue anymore
Age:26
Sex: Female
Height: 6'4
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Red
Class: Sage
Profession: A bit of everything.
Bio:
An Interdimensional refugee that can't help but lend a hand to those in need. Naruko took her arrival in Azeroth in stride and has made the best of her situation ever since. Though at times, she does miss Kurama's banter and Old Man Ichiraku's ramen.. and at other times she's glad to be away from Konoha in general.
She enjoys the freedom she has in Azeroth and loves adventuring. When not on the road she is either at her home in Stormwind, Silvermoon or Dalaran… though she likely won't be going back to her Dalaran apartment for a long while. There also is the fact that some druids think she is a Demigod of Nature due to her making houses with the Mokuton while on the road.
On a side note, the fusion with Kurama had some unexpected side effects. Her suddenly growth spurt a few years after arriving in Azeroth being one of them. You can imagine Naruko's suprise when one night she went to sleep and then woke up the next morning having shot up by a solid foot with the adage of her hips widening and her breasts growing much larger. This was as a result of her body fully acclimatizing to Kurama's life force.. though she still had to train a few more years to wholly use this new power.
Extra information:
Darker whiskers.
Nine fox tails(Red with black tips)
Still wears orange.
Enjoys alcohol.
A bit of a pervert.
May or may not be a futa.
Has a thing for shorter girls.
Can shapeshift into an anthro fox form.
May have PTSD.
Tends to use the Mokuton to make houses instead of camping.. She never takes them down leading to a string of rather cozy wooden cabins randomly appearing all over the place.
Doesn't get along with Night Elves but is willing to try
Has made out with a Dryad at least twice
May or may not have propositioned the idea of having a threesome to Alexstraza and Ysera after Deathwing's fall, result is unknown.
Body wise, imagine Kotone from Monster girl Dreams, but taller and fitter.
Anyway, tell me what you think. And feel free to PM me if you are interested in doing your own take. The only caveats are that Nel and Linde have to be paired with Naruko… look I have a weakness for shortstacks ok!
Also, I'm not 100% sure that all Horde races were forced out of Dalaran because it never specifies it. But I'd say it definitely happened given that the Kirin Tor became Alliance affiliated again until Legion. So it's reasonable to believe that all Kirin Tor students and civilians that were Horde races would have also been forced out.