It was a bright and sunny day as Django knelt in the graveyard, drops of sweat sliding down his face. The blazing sun above the cowboy's head illuminated the scene even further as he prepared for his showdown with the KKK.
Normally taking on these racist bastards would've been a cinch for the coffin carrying hero, but with his broken hands preventing him from holding his gun, things were going to be a lot more difficult this time around. Django's hands dripped with blood, the only thing that kept the bleeding from going any further were the bandages wrapped around his hands.
Django fiddled with his six shooter gun in an attempt to pin it on-top of a gravestone and control his aim better, but no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get it right. The cowboy nearly screamed in frustration as the gun fell from its position back into his lap, forcing him to need to start all over again.
As Django continued trying to get his gun in the right position, the members of the KKK began slowly marching into the graveyard with only one objective on their mind, kill Django.
While Django was trying to get his gun in the correct position, the leader of the KKK soon arrived, carrying a shotgun in his hands.
The KKK leader opened his mouth and yelled "Django, death's about to come for you in a few moments so if you'd like to, you should say a quick prayer."
Django didn't answer the KKK leader, he just kept trying to fit his gun into the correct position.
Slightly angered by the cowboy's silence, the leader cocked his shotgun and fired a warning shot at the hero.
*BLAM* The shot whizzed by Django's head and caused the hero to grit his teeth in anger. None of his attempts at positioning his gun were working and he wondered if he should just give up and let the KKK kill him.
*BLAM* Another shot whizzed by Django and he began to wonder if this was really it, if this was truly where his story was meant to come to an end.
"Django, this is your last chance. Either die with dignity or leave this world without a prayer" said the leader.
As Django dropped his gun to the floor, he suddenly remembered that he brought Lunchables Pizza to snack on as his last meal in case this should ever happen.
"Mmm, I sure do love Lunchables" said Django to himself as he opened the box and brought out the pizza.
If you're wondering how he opened the box when his hands are broken, there's actually a very good reason for that.
So anyways, Django brought out the pizza and took a bite of the school lunch. As soon as he bit into the beloved cafeteria food, colorful lights began firing from his eyes as he chewed his pizza with utmost delight.
The cowboy's skin began illuminating as his skin turned to cheese and his blood turned to tomato sauce. He was no longer Django anymore; the cheesy delight had caused him to turn into Pizza Django!
Django flew up into the air and said "IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN!" before firing an extra-large pepperoni pizza at the leader of the KKK, decapitating him instantly.
A geyser of blood sprayed from the open wound of the KKK leader as his body still stood in place, unmoving while his head flew through the air at supersonic speeds. Django then caught the head, poured some Strawberry Kiwi Caprisun into the open hole of the neck, and drank from his enemy's wound.
As Django burped, miniature Stay Puft Marshmallow Men came out of his mouth.
Django then looked over at the other KKK members and asked "anyone else want some?"
The red mask wearing KKK members didn't answer. They just pulled off their masks and revealed their true faces to our heroic cowboy.
"Oh my Geats, it can't be" said Django.
The five men standing in front of Django were as follows. Daffy Duck, Spongebob, Doraemon, Agumon and Darth Maul!
Django was shocked at first, but his cool and serious visage quickly came back as he said "even if you're not the people I thought you were, I still cannot allow you to leave this place alive."
Doraemon stepped forward and said "so be it" before pulling out a VHS tape of Undisputed 2 and throwing it at Django, hitting the cowboy square in the forehead.
The other members of the KKK quickly sprang into action as Daffy breathed a stream of fire from his mouth at Django. The fire was also made of clones of Oscar the Grouch, so it did double damage.
Django was not fazed by either of these attacks in the slightest. He just simply called upon the power of the Lunchables and used them to summon a giant chocolate sprinkle pizza the size of Venus and tossed it at Daffy and Doraemon, crushing the two of them instantly.
Darth Maul flipped through the air and kicked Django directly in the face, before pulling out the weapon that all Star Wars fans know him for.
Maul pulled out a chainsword from Warhammer 40k and began swinging it around wildly like his life depended on it.
Django dodged and weaved through every single one of Darth Maul's swings before the Sith Lord managed to land a single scratch across his cheek, causing him to bleed maple syrup everywhere.
Unfortunately for Maul, the maple syrup droplets then gained sentience and each one pulled out an Uzi. The syrup drops then proceeded to fire all at once, turning Darth Maul into Swiss cheese.
Agumon leaped into the air and tossed a Game Boy at Django, but the bounty hunter batted the handheld console away before raising his hand and firing a laser beam made out of DVD copies of Night at the Museum at Agumon, causing the Digimon's head to explode immediately.
As Agumon's body fell lifelessly to the ground, Spongebob just said "you heathen, you may have killed all my friends, you may have killed my entire organization, but I assure you that you will not kill me" before he began pooling the energy of the entire multiverse into his body.
Spongebob's body pulsated with rich energy, anyone who was remotely close to the Krusty Krab employee got burnt to a crisp instantly. Trees and nature began turning to ash as Spongebob's aura enveloped the entire area around the two fighters.
Spongebob didn't waste any time, he furiously flew towards Django, put all of his power into a single punch, and walloped the cowboy, causing a massive explosion that could be seen from outer space. The force behind this punch destroyed Django once and for all, leaving absolutely nothing left in its wake.
Nah I'm just kidding, Django just tilted his head slightly and used Greninja's down B attack, teleporting behind Spongebob and destroying the Sponge with a well-placed kick to the ass.
Django then looked around at the now vanquished KKK before saying "it's now time to eat the multiversal Twinkies" before flying up into space to eat the Twinkies of God.