So I'm just gonna begin the story at the point where the contestants are doing the challenge. The only thing that's changed about the intro and the tour of the plane was that Sierra is not obsessed with Cody but her actual love interest is kept under wraps.
We then cut to the jumbo jet on the runway of Egypt and the rest of the contestants assembled outside.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh?" Chris asked as he entered the scene dressed as a Pharaoh, sipping some cold drink and getting carried in on a leaf-shaded sedan chair by two white-skinned men in stereotypical ancient Egyptian garb. "Wow, it's a scorcher out here huh?" he added before taking a sip of his drink through a bendy straw. "I call today's challenge 'Pyramid Over-Under'!" The nearby pyramid was shown as he named the challenge.
"An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?!" Leshawna asked furiously.
"Don't you love this game?" Chris asked with a grin, the litter now on the ground as one of his 'servants' fanned him with the leaf.
The scene then flashed over to a starting line when Harold began speaking, "It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven."
"It might help if you take off that tinfoil hat." Leshawna remarked dryly.
"Aluminum foil keeps aliens from reading your brains," Harold explained, "It's a real problem in this area."
Chris suddenly banged two large cymbals together. "Man!" the host said with his typical smile. "That's satisfying. Alright! 'Pyramid Over-Under' means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?" Those on the right end nodded.
"Ready!" the host shouted as the contestants got into running positions. "Set!"
"Wait up, yo!" came the voice of Ezekiel, causing the castmates on-screen to look behind. "You guys! Wait up!" the prairie boy repeated, the shot pulling back to show him running up to the starting line. Chris was shown looking annoyed as the boy came running into the close-up, saying "I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time eh."
"Didn't we leave you in, like, Halifax, or Whitehorse, or, whatever?" Chris asked.
"It's called landing gear, homie," Ezekiel said. "I climbed it and hid with the cargo."
"Impressive," Chris told him. "But, you're still out."
"No way!" Ezekiel countered. "I'm in it to win it. Word!"
"Hey, it's your funeral," Chris said blankly before putting his smile back on and raising the cymbals. "Set? Go!"
The contestants immediately began running towards the pyramid, most of them were shown running inside.
When we cut to the inside of the pyramid, the contestants inside found that there were three paths which Noah decided to comment on, "Oh great. It seems our brilliant host failed to mention there were different paths."
"Hey Sierra, which way do we go?" Heather asked with a faux smile.
"Me?!" Sierra squealed giddily with a noticeable blush before stammering, "Uh… uh…"
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked curiously.
"Oh I know. I saw this in a movie once where you lick your finger and put it to the air to find the air flow." Izzy smiled enthusiastically before licking her finger and holding it in the air, "Ooh, the sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun. Okay DJ, give me your hand."
"Don't do it DJ." Leshawna warned the Brickhouse, "You may catch a case of crazy. Come on Harold."
Leshawna then led the two boys away from Izzy's group to the left path.
"Ooh, let's take the scary mummy door." Izzy recommended to Owen and Noah, who didn't really argue with her logic, despite the fact that she had none.
Meanwhile back at the outside of the desert, the remaining cast members were looking at the size of the pyramid in front of them.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked nervously.
"Alejandro's doing okay, just look at him." Bridgette said wistfully as they watched Alejandro gracefully climb the pyramid.
Alejandro soon jumped down and offered both hands to Lindsay and Bridgette, "May I be of assistance?" He asked charmingly.
Lindsay and Bridgette eagerly accepted his help much to Tyler's dismay, "Lindsay! Wait up!" The jock called out desperately.
We then see Courtney was tying Duncan and herself into a belay, "Rock climbing was a team building challenge back when I was a CIT, and if Tiffany hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won."
"I always said Tiff was overrated." Duncan rolled his eyes, clearly not caring in the slightest.
"Mock all you want Duncan but my superior belay skills are going to ensure our victory." Courtney smirked pridefully before Duncan smiled at something that caught his eye.
"Hey Gwen! You going up too?" Duncan called out happily.
Gwen herself was climbing up the pyramid with a grunt, "Working on it."
"I think Gwen could use a hand." Duncan admits to his girlfriend.
"Fine." Courtney shrugged dismissively, "But only because a three person belay is stronger."
Back with Izzy and the boys, they were walking down the path when Izzy gasped with a bright smile at the mummy wraps, "Ooh. Look, we're in the nurse's office!"
"It's a pyramid. Not high school." Noah pointed out dryly.
"Costume party!" Izzy smiled as she passed the mummy wraps to Owen and Noah, "Mummy me!"
The two boys exchanged weird looks at the prospect of doing so.
Back in the inside of the pyramid, Heather was behind Cody and Sierra as they walked down the third path together when Sierra had accidentally stepped on a loose tile which caused arrows to shoot out from behind. Heather noticed this and immediately pushed both Cody and Sierra down so they didn't get hit.
"Oops. Sorry Heather." Sierra whimpered as she, Cody, and Heather got up.
Heather gritted her teeth before giving a false smile, "Honest mistake. Could've happened to anybody."
Heather then continued walking forward while Sierra sighed miserably from behind which Cody noticed and decided to do something about it.
"Hey, don't worry. It's all water under the bridge." Cody smiled softly at the fangirl.
"I know, but… I know she's still mad at me." Sierra said sadly.
"Heather gets mad at everyone. Don't take it personally." Cody said humorously.
"I know, but I kinda want her to like me, y'know…" Sierra said wistfully before realizing Cody gave her a raised eyebrow, "I mean… y'know because all of you are my idols and all. Hehehehe."
Cody didn't exactly believe that statement but was willing to drop it for now.
Meanwhile, Gwen was now tied into the belay behind Courtney who was behind Duncan as they climbed the pyramid.
"And your form is appalling." Courtney kept complaining.
"Gee, thanks Courtney. I was just wondering about that." Gwen rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney smirked proudly.
"Wow. This is what you call being nice?" Gwen asked in shock before smiling towards Duncan mockingly, "My sympathies!"
"Are you hearing this Duncan?" Courtney asked incredulously to her boyfriend who was growing increasingly annoyed, "You're not gonna let her get away with that."
Back with Leshawna, Harold, and DJ, they were all running across the path they chose when suddenly DJ stopped and saw a mummified dog.
"That's a real dog." DJ said in shock, "Poor little guy."
"DJ. We do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!" Leshawna said angrily.
"I just wish I had a biscuit to give him." DJ reached his hand out towards the dog but then Harold immediately slapped it away from him in fear, "Don't touch that DJ!"
"I was just gonna pet the dog…" DJ explained before Harold interrupted, "Are you mad? Disturbing a mummy is a one-way ticket to being cursed."
"Cursed?" DJ whimpered.
"Yeah, I read all about Egyptian curses and disturbing the dead is one of them." Harold told the animal lover.
"Well… maybe I don't need to pet him then." DJ gulped.
Meanwhile Owen and Noah had just recently lost Izzy as they were exploring which left Owen worried and Noah annoyed as they looked for her.
"Izzy! Izzy!" Owen cried out fearfully.
"Dude. She's lost. We gotta go." Noah sighed in annoyance.
"Ah, poor Iz." Owen said sadly.
"Poor Iz?!" Noah asked incredulously, "She had us go around in circles since she 'smelled something lucky'."
"Oh that may have been my fault. Airplane food and all." Owen chuckled nervously before farting.
We then see Ezekiel was alone on his own path when he spoke to himself, "Guys! Anybody here?"
He then stumbled upon an intercom and smiled, "An intercom? Yo playas." He spoke into it before tapping it when he didn't hear anything, "Is this even on?"
He was then greeted to a series of mummy wraps piled on top of him.
We then see that Alejandro was on top of the pyramid with Bridgette and Lindsay which was very annoying for the Spaniard.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down." Alejandro told the girls.
"There must be an easier way." Bridgette sighed before smiling at the sign that was conveniently placed nearby, "I'm a surfer. I can surf." She then tried pulling off the sign.
"Me too." Tyler sighed in relief as he finally made it up but the bottom of the sign hit him in the face as Bridgette finally pulled it out, causing him to fall all the way back down again.
After that, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna all finally make it out of the pyramid and across the finish line.
"We're in first!" DJ cheered happily.
"Go stand behind the number one." Chris told the three contestants.
"In Egyptian, it's Wahueyt." Harold told the host who narrowed his gaze causing Harold to stop talking.
We then see Sierra, Cody, and Heather running away from a mummy but when the mummy walked in view of the camera, it was clearly just Izzy in her costume, "Oh guys, how about another musical number. A pyramid's just a triangle with a room inside. I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride."
We then see Noah had spotted a different being in mummy wraps but if you saw the last scene, it was clear that this was not Izzy at all.
"Hey Brickhouse. I found your girl." Noah said pessimistically.
"Iz." Owen smiled giddily before strutting up to the mummified being seductively, "Say, you do make a pretty cute mummy. Do you got a kiss for Big O."
Owen soon puckered his lips in an attempt to kiss his alleged girlfriend but it began pulling away instead of reciprocating.
Noah immediately realized something was not right as his eyes widened in horror, "That's not Izzy! Run!"
We then see Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay surfing down the pyramid with the sign post from earlier and soon they made it down to the sand near the finish line.
"That was awesome!" Bridgette cheered enthusiastically.
"Ladies." Alejandro huffed, "After you."
Lindsay and Bridgette then joined Harold, DJ, and Leshawna but then Chris stopped Alejandro before he could do so as well, "Not so fast! This season. Three teams. Lindsay and Bridgette round out team one, Alejandro, you're the first member of team two."
"In Egyptian, it's Eight-Nane." Harold commented.
"If it's any consolation, you do get…" Chris began before Tyler fell from the pyramid and across the finish line.
"Uh… Tyler is it?" Alejandro asked, clearly bored.
"Yep. And you also get…" Chris pointed at the pyramid.
Owen and Noah ran out of the pyramid screaming in terror across the finish line, "Congratulations."
"That's…" Alejandro began carefully before smiling, "Wonderful."
Confessional: Alejandro
His confessional basically just consisted of him swearing in Spanish though the words "those incompetent little-" could be made out.
Confessional Ends
We then see Sierra, Heather, and Cody all running out of the pyramid with Sierra sighing in relief, "Oh I'm so happy we made it out alive."
"Y'know what, so am I." Heather admitted neutrally.
Sierra, Heather, and Cody then made it to the finish line to which Sierra smiled giddily, "We did it! Group hug!"
In an instant, she immediately trapped Cody and Heather in a hug, normally Heather would be revolted by these considering how Owen's hugs were but Sierra was definitely not Owen.
Confessional: Heather
"Huh… I've never really gotten a hug before. Unless you count Owen's death grips as a hug but this was… decent I guess." Heather admitted sheepishly.
Confessional Ends
"Aaaaaaaaaand hug's over. Sierra, you're on team two." Chris said happily as Sierra let go of Heather and Cody to join the boys, "Heather and Cody, you're on team three."
Heather and Cody looked around before Cody asked, "Hey wait a minute. If those are the first two teams, who are we getting?"
"I'm telling you we need to UNTIE!" Gwen said angrily as she and Courtney began arguing atop the pyramid with Duncan looking more and more angry.
"And I'm telling you that it's unsafe. I'm in charge here and I say we-" Courtney began nagging.
"Oh kiiiiiids." Chris said in a sing-song voice before the music bell dings, "Remember that tune? Time for a musical reprise."
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan yelled out.
"Yeah, but this is a musical reprise, so if you don't sing, you're out." Chris smirked.
"You know what no!" Duncan told Chris and he began hopping off the pyramid dragging Gwen and Courtney along with him, "No no no no no no!"
"Eat it McLean!" Duncan screamed, "If you need me, I'll be on the plane waiting for a ride home, because I'm out, done, I quit!"
Duncan walked off and Gwen and Courtney gasped in shock.
Gwen bowed her head in sadness and soon Cody offered her a hand, "Hey, at least we're teammates again." The geek offered optimistically.
Finally, Izzy had ran outside the pyramid carrying the same mummified figure Noah and Owen saw earlier, much to their horror.
"Izzy! No!" Owen cried out in fear.
"You're carrying the undead!" Noah added.
"What do you mean?" Izzy smiled gleefully before unraveling the mummified wraps and revealing Ezekiel, "It's just Ezekiel."
"Thanks for all the help ya knobs." Ezekiel glared bitterly at the two males which made Owen and Noah look at each other sheepishly.
"Izzy, go join team-" Chris began before Harold interrupted, "Tatalata, or three."
"C'mon guy." Ezekiel begged the host, "After all this, you gotta let me back in the game!"
"Fine! But only because you completed the challenge. You go join team one." Chris told the homeschooler.
"Ohoho! Yes!" Ezekiel celebrated.
"Okay teams, you got sixty seconds to come up with a team name while I enjoy my ice cream cone." Chris said happily as he took out some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Team Victory!" Team One decided easily.
"Team Amazon!" Team Three says just as quickly with even Cody joining in.
Meanwhile, Team Two was having a struggle in choosing their name before Sierra smiled, "Got it! Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot."
"WHAT?!" Team Two cried out but it was too late, their new name was named after Chris.
"Alrighty then. Best team name ever." Chris said happily before announcing, "Team Amazon, you all get a camel, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, you get a goat, and finally Team Victory gets a stick."
"Hold up, we got first, yet they get a camel and goat, and we get a stick?!" Leshawna asked incredulously.
"All will be explained…" Chris began before smirking, "If I feel like it."
He then turned to the audience, "You'll see what I mean when we return on Total! Drama! World Tour!"
(Beginning Episode Two)
The contestants are on their colored mats, Team Victory's was yellow, Team Chris' was blue and Team Amazon's was pink.
"Ooh look at the team colors." Izzy said happily.
"Why is our mat yellow, we're no cowards." Harold asked angrily.
"Relax, sugar. The mat's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place!" Leshawna explained with pride.
Soon we cut to Team Amazon as Gwen began speaking, "I can't believe Duncan quit just because of singing."
"Maybe he can't sing." Heather smirked before Courtney immediately got defensive, "Oh he can do anything he puts his mind to, and now he's all alone waiting for a ride home, he must be miserable."
Duncan was seen sipping a smoothie and relaxing in First Class which disproved Courtney's statement entirely.
We then cut back to the others when Sierra began speaking to Izzy, "The Duncney fans will be so devastated but I think you and Owen have a big shot at becoming this season's power couple."
"Owen's magic." Izzy said wistfully, "Sometimes his nose whistles the Canadian national anthem."
We then see that Owen's nose was literally whistling that anthem.
"Owen's cute, but he's no Heather." Sierra said wistfully which confused Izzy before she began stammering, "Uh… not that I mean she's cute… I mean she does have a nice ponytail… it's just… she's a really great competitor."
Izzy and her teammates immediately gave her weird looks after that, but Owen gave her a smile.
"Makes sense to me." Owen gave a thumbs up.
What Sierra didn't notice is that Cody and Heather had both heard Sierra's babbling as well.
Confessional: Cody
"Sierra's has a crush on HEATHER?!" Cody asked incredulously, "We're talking about THE Heather. The Heather that was literally the villain of season one?"
"I mean… I guess I can respect her tastes but you'll never see me falling for someone like Heather. No sir." Cody said confidently.
Confessional: Heather
"That newbie can't have a crush on me, could she…" Heather asked nervously.
Confessionals End
"Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt! Mm. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race!" Chris announced as he sat on a throne his interns were carrying.
"Where are the other camels?" Ezekiel asked.
"There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race." Chris explained.
"Yes." Heather exclaimed happily.
"What?!" Alejandro cried out angrily as the goat bleated.
We won last time, and they get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna said incredulously.
"Didn't you already say that, eh?" Ezekiel raised an eyebrow.
"Each reward has it's advantages, trust me." Chris said.
Izzy soon jumped on the camel and began speaking, "Oh this so fun I can speak camel." Izzy then began doing funny noises, "I just asked him what he was having for dinner."
"Move it people, it's a race." Heather commanded.
"Um it's Team Amazon not Dictatorship Amazon." Courtney argued.
"Great well I'll stop being bossy, when you start doing things right." Heather said as she was on top of the camel with Gwen beginning to sit on top of it as well.
"Wait… where do I sit?" Cody asked.
"Uh… I'd grab onto the camel if I were you." Gwen smiled nervously causing Cody to roll his eyes.
We then cut to Alejandro as he was trying to give his team a rousing speech, "We need no camel, we have each other. We have the strength, honor; and together we shall triumph."
"Yeah!" Owen cried out enthusiastically.
"Woo!" Tyler whooped.
"Alright!" Noah said giddily.
Sierra just shrugged at the speech however.
Confessional: Sierra
"Look I'm the number one TD super-fan it says so on my blog, but Alejandro, He's never been on Reality TV before, I've never seen him on cute teen monthly, I do not know what these girls see in him, they're loco." Sierra admitted in annoyance.
Confessional Ends
"Hoowah! Hi-yah! On the bright side, I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes. They could be anywhere." Harold said using his stick while doing ninja moves.
Lindsay and Bridgette immediately began screaming in fear at the prospect of sand snakes while Leshawna jumped into Harold's arms.
"Fear not I will protect you." Harold grunted before accidentally poking Ezekiel with the stick much to his chagrin.
"Whoa. Cool it before you get someone hurt!" DJ lectured.
Meanwhile, Alejandro was commandeering his team as seen with Owen and Sierra on the bottom of the goat with Noah and Tyler sitting on top of their shoulders.
"This is so cool, Ale-handout! Or Alakazam. Ah, I'm just gonna call you Al, okay? Woohoo! Go, Al!" Owen praised while also getting Alejandro's name wrong consistently.
"Yeah this is gonna work." Noah said sarcastically.
"Have faith Noah, believe in us." Alejandro said as he jumped on top of Scott and Cody.
"Whoa, we're perfectly balanced." Tyler smiled in awe.
"Okay, color me impressed." Noah admitted fondly.
Confessional: Alejandro
It's basic weight distribution. Anyone with a degree in engineering or an IQ of 163 or higher could figure it out." Alejandro explained.
Confessional Ends
Chris was seen standing on a stool "A'ight. Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all... kill-y when they're in heat."
"I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!" Leshawna said happily.
"I'll tell them you said so." Chris says as Chef pours a jug of scarab beetles on the ground.
The contestants begin screaming as scarab beetles begin to go after them.
The music bell then dings.
"Ooh! Time for a song! Think of it as a mini challenge. Music can soothe the savage mate-seeking scarabs, so make up a good song and maybe they won't kill ya. Or don't but you'll get disqualified and become bug food." Chris said.
"Yay." Izzy cheered while the rest of the contestants groaned.
(Song begins)
(We first see Cody, Noah, Tyler, and DJ snapping their fingers and softly dancing)
"No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last."
(Alejandro began singing before joining the four boys in snapping)
"You don't want to eat us up."
(The five boys all sang)
"We're mostly made of gas."
(Owen continued before scarabs began crawling on him, "No! Ohhhh! Owen screamed.)
"It's mating time for scarabs."
(Gwen, Heather, and Courtney sang together)
"So, what'cha waiting on?"
(Leshawna sang happily)
"Just ignore us humans."
(Izzy sang as Cody whistled.)
"And make out till the break of dawn."
(All sixteen contestants sang together)
"It's lovin' time."
(The boys began singing Gwen, Heather, and Courtney sang in the background saying "Lovin Time, Lovin Time.")
"Scarab mating season."
(Everyone soon sang)
"It's lovin' time."
(Harold sang with Gwen, Heather, and Courtney singing in the background again)
"Scarabs, get busy now…"
(Alejandro encouraged the scarabs)
"It's lovin' time."
(Everyone continued singing)
"Scarab mating season."
"Seasonal eh, oh no wait." Ezekiel said which made the scarabs furious and they began to chase the contestants.
(Song Ends)
"Nice one, go!" Chris called out.
Soon everyone began running away with Team Chris on the goat, Team Amazon on the camel and Team Victory going by foot.
"Who's gonna die? And who's going buh-bye? Find out after the break on Total. Drama. World Tour. Cha cha cha." Chris said as he cut to commercial.
(After commercial break)
After the break the camera cuts to the camel groaning as it's walking with Team Amazon on it's back.
"Come on camel, faster." Courtney commands the camel.
"That is not how you talk to a camel. Ahem! Freakin' move it!" Heather yells furiously.
"Much better." Gwen rolls her eyes with a smirk.
"Shh guys, keep it down, I'm trying to tell him a story." Izzy said before making more weird camel noises.
"So… how's it going back there Cody?" Gwen asked with a nervous smile.
"Great." Cody said as the tail kept whacking him, "Just as long as it doesn't go number three."
We then see Team Chris was catching up to the Amazons to which Heather decided to make a comment on, "We're gonna go win the race now. See ya! " before blowing a raspberry.
"Eat sand losers." Courtney smirked.
"Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued." Alejandro said with a degree of fondness.
"Nice try but I'm with Duncan." Courtney waved him off.
"And what a pity it is that you gave yourself to a quitter, one who voted you off no less." Alejandro spoke with a smirk, much to Courtney's shock.
"That's not- you're so- Duncan is-" Courtney was stunned into silence before grunting, "Would someone hurry this camel up already?!"
Though even though nobody noticed, Cody was seen staring in awe at Alejandro.
Confessional: Cody
"Whoa. The dude was able to shut Courtney up in seconds. That's so… cool…" Cody smiled brightly.
Confessional Ends
"Can you see the Nile Izzy?" Heather asked.
"Nope. Can't find it." Izzy moved the camel's lips as she spoke.
"It's got to be around here somewhere." Courtney narrowed her eyes.
Alejandro notices the Nile just up ahead and whispers to his teammates. "Hold on everyone I'm changing our route."
Alejandro sways his hips the other direction making the camel move the other way to the Nile. When Cody turned around, he was disappointed to see that Alejandro and the others were no longer behind them.
"Hey, where are they?" Cody raised an eyebrow.
Confessional; Alejandro
"Perhaps it would've been nice to show the girls' team which way to go." Alejandro admitted neutrally, "But you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get."
Confessional Ends
"Uh guys the other team is gone we're all alone out here." Gwen said in panicked tone.
"Does anyone know where we are?!" Heather asked angrily.
"Ahahaha planet Earth silly!" Izzy relaxed on the camel's neck as if what was happening was no big deal.
"We're lost!" Gwen, Heather, Courtney, and Cody cried out.
We then cut back to Team Victory who were running across Egypt as best as they could but when Bridgette looked around her surroundings, she noticed something strange, "Didn't we pass this cactus ten minutes ago?"
"Oh yeah, hey Pointy." Lindsay said tiredly before Ezekiel gasped in shock and realization.
"We've been going around in circles!" Ezekiel exclaimed in horror, causing the rest of the team to stop running and begin groaning at this revelation.
We then cut to Team Chris running to the Nile when Tyler pointed to the finish line at the other side of the water, "Look! There's the finish line!"
"Yeah on the other side." Noah said angrily.
"Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris began yelling but no one could seem to hear him.
"What?! Speak up!" Owen replied but all he could hear was Chris saying gibberish on the other side of the river.
"Did anyone get all that?" Owen asked cluelessly to his team which seemed to annoy Chris so he took out a megaphone and began yelling into it.
"I said, welcome to the third and final Egyptian challenge, basket cases!" Chris yelled through the bullhorn.
Owen screamed as he fell on the ground.
"Each team must weave a basket of river reeds. Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team, including the reward from last challenge aka goat face over there." Chris explained from across the Nile, looking in Tyler's direction, much to his annoyance.
"Hey!" Tyler cried out in offense.
"I believe he meant the goat." Alejandro corrected as he pointed at the goat, much to Tyler's embarrassment.
"Then you're gonna use the baskets to get away with those oars to row yourselves across the finish line. First team across flies first class to our next destination!" Chris said.
This is perfect." Sierra said happily.
"What? The fact that we're hosed?" Noah asked stoically.
"I'm a fourth generation basket weaver, we're gonna need a lot of reeds." Sierra explained as she grabbed the reeds and started making a boat at rocket speed.
We then see Team Victory sitting on the sand, seemingly giving up on completing the challenge.
"Lost in Egypt, ain't that a kick in the pants." Leshawna said angrily.
"From first place to last, gosh." Harold said angrily, throwing the stick on the ground until he noticed it starting to move and gasped "It's a divining rod."
"I don't wanna be struck by lightning." Lindsay whimpered before Leshawna turned to clarify, "A divining rod helps you find water."
"Chris said each reward had its advantages. That stick can lead us straight to the Nile!" DJ explained
The team cheered at this revelation.
Soon we cut to Team Amazon riding their camel as Heather and Courtney were arguing about directions incoherently much to the annoyance of Cody and Gwen who shared deadpan looks.
"Hey guys why don't we ask Ruby?" Izzy asked brightly before beginning to make weird sounds again and the camel soon honked back and began changing directions.
"What's that?!" Gwen asked in shock before the Nile came into view.
"It's the finish line!" Cody, Courtney, and Heather said in awe as well.
"Told you I'd get the camel to the finish." Izzy laughed.
Soon we see Team Amazon and the camel at the Nile where they see Team Chris making a boat.
"Basket weave a boat!" Heather said incredulously before growling.
"Sorry you guys are so far behind, our baskets are almost done already thanks to my speed weaving." Sierra apologized sincerely.
"Plus you got Owen on your team, lucky." Izzy smiled.
"But you have Heather…" Sierra's eyes twinkled before adding, "and Gwen, Courtney, and Cody of course. I wish all of us could be on the same team."
"Hmmmm," Izzy smirked knowingly before suggesting, "Hey I have an idea. Maybe the two of us could swap teams."
"What?!" Alejandro asked incredulously.
"Change a basket case for a basket weaver? Fine. Sierra, you're with us. Izzy, go play with the boys." Heather said dismissively.
"What the- where's Chris?! He won't allow this." Alejandro scoffed in annoyance.
Suddenly Chris showed up on a speedboat with a questioning look, "Did someone mention me?"
"Today is officially the best day of my life so I really hope you allow us to swap but of course, you'll make the best decision since you're so great as deciding." Sierra said brightly which unknowingly stroked Chris' ego.
"And that's why I'll allow it." Chris smirked.
"Smiley face." Sierra squealed before going to help basket weave with the Amazons which she did an incredible job at.
"Wow…" Heather said, mouth agape before shaking it off.
"Sorry Alejandro." Cody smirked teasingly as Heather then shot a raspberry the Spaniard's way.
Alejandro however, decided to blow a kiss at Cody and Heather's direction which the geek blushed at before asking, "Uh… was that for me or Heather…"
"It can be both if you're into that." Alejandro smirked, noting the geek's reaction before walking off.
Confessional: Cody
"WHY did I ask that?!" Cody asked incredulously, "I'm not even gay. I'm totally straight. Straight as a pencil."
Confessional Ends
After that, Team Amazon's boat was perfectly made in which Sierra smiled at, "Ta-da!" The fangirl smiled.
"Team Amazon rocks!" The other girls and Cody cheered while Team Chris groaned at this.
"Don't give up, we still have a shot." Alejandro encouraged his team.
"Al's right. Thanks Al." Owen smiled before he and Izzy continued putting reeds in their boat.
Confessional: Alejandro
"I have no problem being called Al." Alejandro reassured the viewers before shuddering again.
Confessional Ends
"Come on we're not too late." DJ says as Team Victory shows up to the Nile and Chris began speaking into his megaphone.
"Weave a basket boat out of reeds, row to the finish, keep your reward, yadda yadda yadda." Chris said.
"You heard the man, yadda yadda." Leshawna said firmly as Team Victory began getting ready to make a boat out of reeds.
"Cody. Get Ruby in the boat." Courtney narrowed her eyes at the geek.
"Uh… I could use a little help here." Cody grunted as he tried to pull the camel in the boat with the leash.
"Izzy, tell Ruby to get in the boat." Courtney said angrily.
"Okay." Izzy said happily before doing just that in "camel-ease" which allowed the camel to get on Team Amazon's boat.
"Izzy." Noah and Tyler groaned.
"Oh… should I not have done that?" Izzy chuckled nervously.
"To the water." Alejandro reminded his team which got them all to pick up the boat and put it in the water.
"It floats. Awesome!" Owen cheered.
We then see Team Amazon and Team Chris paddling away just as Team Victory finally got on their finished boat and began paddling themselves.
"Well now. Clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough. So…" Chris said as a musical bell dings. "Time for a musical reprise."
"Hey, if you'd finished the song the first time, you wouldn't be here now. Zeke!" Chris said angrily before everyone glared at Ezekiel making him shrink back.
"Start singing! And put your backs into it!" Chris said.
(Song begins)
(As the melody plays, Crocodiles rise from underwater to chase after the three teams much to their worry.)
"Mm, mmm... Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?"
(Alejandro began singing)
"We don't mean to bug you!"
"Please let us reach the shore!"
(Courtney sang the first note with Gwen singing the second and soon the camel honked along)
"These crocs are getting killy."
(Lindsay sang in fear as a croc barely missed biting her)
"Just bop 'em on the nose!
I learned that in muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes!"
(Harold sang encouragingly to Leshawna and Bridgette who did just that with the oars.)
"It's rowin' time!
Vanquish him, vanquish him!
Crocodile season!
It's rowin' time!
Crocodiles! Crocodiles!"
(Everyone sang together as they kept rowing but then Team Victory's boat gets bitten and began to sink)
"What was Chris thinking?!"
(Bridgette sang incredulously)
"Yeah it's rowing time!"
(Cody smiled as he saw the other side of the Nile glad to almost be home free.)
"Stick it in! Stick it in!
Crocodile season!
It's rowin' time!
Rowin' time! Rowin' time!"
(Everyone continued singing until Team Amazon made it to the Nile first with Team Chris making it second while Team Victory swam out of the water with the goat in Alejandro's hands.)
"Til Team Amazon…"
(Sierra started)
"Wiiiiiin!"
(All of the Team Amazon members sang in unison while the other two teams looked disappointed.)
"Congratulations. You're all alive. Team Amazon, you get to spend the night in first class and Team Victory, I'll be seeing you in elimination." Chris said happily which caused Team Victory to look at each other nervously.
Soon we cut to the plane flying again when Team Victory was sitting in bleachers in the elimination room and Duncan was leaning near the plane door.
"So… how's this elimination gonna work, eh?" Ezekiel asked nervously as he was hoping not to go home in the first elimination again.
"Oh, did I give you the impression you'd be going to elimination?" Chris smirked mockingly, "We already have an elimination right here."
"Last stop for non-competitors." Chris smiled as he handed Duncan a parachute much to the punk's surprise.
"Yeah right, you're supposed to give me a ride home." Duncan protested.
"Yeah but we're going the other way soooo…." Chris began before pushing Duncan off the plane, "See ya."
Duncan screamed as he began to descend from the skies which made Team Victory stare awkwardly.
"Is it getting quieter here or is it just me?" Ezekiel smiled at his teammates.
"Honestly I don't mind losing for this one challenge." Harold smirked in satisfaction.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Losing Sierra to Heather and Cody? Eh, tragic." Alejandro shrugged dismissively, "The president of Heather's fan club knows nothing about me and no one does. I intend to keep it that way because compared to me, Heather is a saint."
Confessional Ends
"Oh, finally. A real competitor. Where will our next destination take us, and will Owen get over his fear of flying?" Chris asked as he heard Owen screaming, "Find out next time on an all new episode of Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris closed off the episode as he and Chef were in the cockpit of the plane.
Author's Note: So yeah, I couldn't eliminate Ezekiel so easily. He didn't deserve the treatment he got and while this story is primarily Heatherra and AleCody centered, that doesn't mean I can't give the background characters some attention. So Ezekiel lives to see another day.