Coruscant...

Referred to as Notron or Queen of the Core, an almost typical galactic city, headquarters of Star Command, guarded by the Space Rangers. There are two particular guys on this planet: Han Solo and Chewbacca, space thieves, a human and a Wookie.

Han Solo: "Coruscant, full of losers, they are in a hurry to do absurd and useless things, it's pathetic."

Han is looking for someone on the planet to collect a reward, he sees a guy with painted hair passing by.

Han Solo: "Look at that, and we're supposed to be the criminals...that hairstyle, that hair is insulting."

Then to a two-year-old child.

Han Solo: "And this creature feels important, but you have to help him, to see how he can handle himself in the future."

And now he sees... Tom Bombadil, talking to a younger woman.

Tom Bombadil: "I can give you a tour, do you like beef?...I know a really good one at The Prancing Pony."

Han Solo: "And that one? ... how did that old man get here? ... I don't know where his clothes are from, but I do know that that old man is a high-caliber pervert."

Han loves to make fun of others.

Han Solo: "Heh heh...don't you agree, Chew?"

Chew drinks water from a fountain.

Han Solo: "What the hell are you doing, Chew, drinking water from a fountain?...that's disgusting."

Chew denies it.

Han Solo: "Who are you kidding?...I saw you with my own eyes."

Han's device indicates something.

Han Solo: "It's about time, let's see, what do we have here?"

It's...Obi Wan.

Han Solo: "Dude, how much do they want for your miserable life?"

He gets excited when he sees that there are 40,000 Galactic Credits.

Han Solo: "Chew, now we're going to be rich!"

But Chew continues drinking water from the fountain, which makes Han roll his eyes. Obi Wan looks for the right place, enters a shop owned by a merchant named Unkar Plutt.

Unkar Plutt: "Obi Wan, I guess."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "That's right, and you must be Unkar Plutt, right big guy?...I have the Sphere."

Obi Wan takes out the Sphere and places it on the counter.

Obi Wan Kenobi: "As we agreed in our so-called unknown."

Unkar Plutt: "I thought the aforementioned John Silver would accompany him."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Yes, our host couldn't come, but he sent his regards to you and told me to tell you that you have very pretty eyes."

Unkar prepares to examine the Sphere.

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Do you know what this is?"

Unkar Plutt: "As a matter of policy, I do not talk about my clients or their needs."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "You'd change your mind if you knew I almost died getting this."

Unkar Plutt: "In your line of work, it's a constant...so don't complain."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Interestingly, I wasn't the only one interested, because a puppet monster who says he works for someone named Maul also wanted this."

This did surprise Unkar, but in a bad way.

Unkar Plutt: "Darth Maul?...I'm sorry Obi Wan, but I refuse to be part of this transaction if Darth Maul is involved."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Wait, who is this Darth Maul?"

Unkar Plutt: "Are you an asshole or are you pretending? ... he is the first Yautja to ascend to Sith Lord, he is outraged by the peace agreement ... and he will not rest until the culture of Coruscant is eliminated forever" .

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Don't you think you're exaggerating?"

Unkar Plutt: "He is an individual whom I refuse to have as an enemy."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "But you want to have me as an enemy?".

Unkar doesn't argue anymore, he takes Obi Wan, takes him out of his premises and throws him into the trash.

Unkar Plutt: "And I don't want to see you hanging around here again, understood?"

Unkar closes his business, Obi Wan is angry.

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Ooga Booga!...we had a deal, damn it."

Obi Wan calms down after seeing that Padme saw everything that happened, now he feels ashamed.

Padme Amidala: "Did something bad happen?"

Obi Wan Kenobi: "That mandrill didn't want to keep his part of the deal, I hate men who don't have a word, I'm Obi Wan, but they call me Space Knight."

To show off a little, Obi Wan takes out the Sphere and plays with it a bit.

Padme Amidala: "You look like a man who has honor."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "It's not the best way to describe me, although that's how they sometimes consider me...but honestly...".

Padme takes the Sphere from him and kicks him in the stomach, now he runs away, Obi Wan didn't see it coming, but it doesn't matter, he takes out a rope and throws it at Padme's feet, immobilizing Padme, Obi Wan tries to attack, but Padme responds with some kicks in the chest, both fight while lying on the ground, Obi Wan tries to take out his pistols, but Padme prevents him.

Padme Amidala: "It wasn't my plan, but there's no way."

Padme pulls out a blade to kill him, then Han arrives and attacks her and subdues her.

Han Solo: "Now, Chew, put him in the bag."

Chew puts Padme in a sack.

Han Solo: "Not her, Chew, him!...wasn't I clear?"

Padme frees herself by biting Han's hand.

Han Solo: "Hey, that's fighting dirty."

Obi Wan takes the opportunity to run with the Sphere, however, Padme uses the same blade... she throws it and in the Sphere, taking it out of Obi Wan's hand, it rolls until it falls to a ground floor level. Then Padme goes down and takes the Sphere, Obi Wan does not plan to let her escape, he jumps towards the ground floor...falling on Padme, but she quickly subdues him.

Padme Amidala: "Idiot, don't you ever learn?"

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Not a bit, baby, sorry ."

Obi Wan takes the Sphere from her and places some thrusters on her back, sending her flying. Padme falls into a fountain. Obi Wan thinks he has gotten rid of her, but Chew appears behind he and puts him in a sack.

Han Solo: "Well done, Chew, but take away that stupid smile, act like a professional."

But Han is frustrated when Padme returns to action.

Han Solo: "They don't want you at home or what?"

Padme pushes Han away, attacks Chew with some swords, making him let go of Obi Wan, luckily for Chew his fur is thick and Padme does not inflict lethal damage on him, Padme opens the bag...Obi Wan surprises her by firing a bolt at her. electric shock, leaving her unconscious, now Obi Wan runs...but he doesn't escape...

Han Solo: "I love many things, simple pleasures...for example...how much this is going to hurt you."

Han takes out a huge gun, points it at Obi Wan...and fires...giving him an electric shock more painful than Padme's, Han enjoys it like a sadist.

Han Solo: "That's it, squirm like the vermin you are."

Chew is sad because they hurt him.

Han Solo: "Come on Chew, it didn't even hurt you, you're tougher than this... your feelings weren't hurt."

Then Space Rangers from Star Command arrive, corner the four and threaten them with their lasers.

Space Ranger: "You two, put your weapons on the ground, now!"

Han Solo: "Damn."

Han surrenders to them.

Space Ranger: "On behalf of Star Command, under Subsection 4: Subsection O, you are under arrest."

A Space Ranger who arrives to arrest Obi Wan is Booster Munchapper, who already has history with Obi Wan.

Booster Munchapper: "Hey, I know him, it's Obi Wan Kenobo."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Obi Wan Kenobi."

Booster Munchapper: "Sorry, Kenobi, I get tongue-tied sometimes, remember when I arrested you for petty theft?...how time flies."

Obi Wan Kenobi: "For some reason I'm glad to see you again."

Booster Munchapper: "Begging won't help you, but you can try."

Thus the four end up arrested.