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"Cut!" The CryptKeeper exclaimed. He was dressed as a director and sat on a director's chair on a busy film set, "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!"
The CryptKeeper notices the camera pointing at him and acknowledges the viewers, "Oh! Hello, kiddies. So glad you could join me. Your pal, The CryptKeeper, has gone Hollywood in a big way. I'm directing my first feature film. Care for a little shriek preview?"
A woman in a bathtub screams in terror before it switches to a group of screaming people standing at the doorway of an old building. It then changes to a man with long nails, wearing an old military uniform, screaming. The man's face was steaming, almost like it was melting, before he fell backward.
"For my big scream premiere, I wanted lots of suspense," The CryptKeeper told the viewers.
In a darkened hallway, the silhouette of a man wearing shredded clothing held up an axe and was ready to attack. It switches to an old man, Willy, looking scared.
"Uh oh," Willy calmly said.
"Special effects," The CryptKeeper added.
A gun had fired before switching to a creature thrown across the room and two green lighting bolts coming from its eyes.
"Sex."
A woman dressed in lingerie stands before a mirror. She happily and seductively moans into the phone against her ear.
"Violence."
The CryptKeeper is behind bars and is firing two AK-47s. The kickback from the guns causes the CryptKeeper to bounce.
"The kind of thing you can really sink your teeth into."
Willy jumped in front of the doorway, his mouth glowing green and his flesh slightly decayed.
"Frights! Camera! Action!"
The camera shows a lone car driving down a desert road at night in New Mexico. It switches to a calm-looking man, The Collector, wearing a cowboy hat and long tan trench coat, drives one car before it switches to another. The one The Collector is chasing. In the other car, a man, Brayker, and a woman, Zee. Brakyer driving the car turns the wheel, causing the vehicle to drift and stop in the middle of the road, blocking both lanes. The Collector crashes his car into the one he was chasing, creating a giant explosion.
"It's about a chase through the ages."
The camera shows Brayker and Zee running away from the fire while The Collector calmly walks away. It switches to a man wearing biblical sandals running up a large hill at sunset. It changes again to a cloaked figure, screeching and holding its clawed hand out.
"A race against time."
Suddenly, a trapdoor opens up, causing a few people to scream in surprise. A green shines through the opened trapdoor before The Collector levitates. He was no longer wearing the cowboy hat and long tan trench coat. The Brayker enters a room and aims his gun, ready to fire at anything that moves.
"The war between good and evil."
The camera shows a creature bursting through a window, causing shattered glass to go everywhere. The camera zooms past The Collector, holding his arm out, and the monsters behind him. The Collector walked onto the indoor balcony of the second floor of an old building. A few of his lower demons walk behind him.
"Come on out, everybody! It's time to play!" The Collector called.
An outside camera shows an explosion inside the building, causing two windows to shatter. It switches to two men holding an ancient key filled with a red, glowing substance. It changes to Brakyer, revealing him as one of the two men. It changes again to Brayker's hand, showing seven stars aligned in a perfect circle.
"And the final battle between man and demon," The CryptKeeper added.
The camera shows Cordelia punching a demon in the face. The creature turns its head back to Cordelia and looks at her.
"I'm sorry," Cordelia apologized, realizing she was in trouble.
The camera shows a demon's hand claws against a dusty, old window. It switches to The Collector, wearing black sunglasses and putting on black, fingerless gloves.
"I'm not gonna hurt you," The Collector said.
The camera changes to Roach standing on the first floor with a few demons around him. He looks up at The Collector on the second floor. Suddenly, the demons attack Roach.
"I lied," The Collector said.
The camera zooms in on The Collector, wearing the hat and coat.
"It stars Billy Zane from Dead Calm."
The camera changes to Brayker, looking a bit bloodied and beaten up.
"William Sadler from Die Hard 2."
The camera switches to Jeryline, looking scared as she cautiously walks toward something in a long room with flowing, white curtains.
"Jada Pinkett from Menace II Society."
Zee swings her sword at a demon, decapitating it. She embeds her sword into the monster's eyes, killing it.
"And Kristy Swanson from Buffy the Vampire Slayer," The CryptKeeper added, "Ooh, I love those titles. And you'll love Demon Knight."
Cartoon green slime covers the camera as the title card appears.
Tales From The Crypt
Presents
Demon Knight
The camera changes to a few demons breaking the old building's front door open.
"They're here! The demons are here!" Jeryline cried out.
"And ladies, if you think Demon Knight is too gross and yucky..." The CryptKeep began.
The camera changes to The Collector kissing the head of a young, slimy, little demon before it switches back to the CryptKeeper.
"Thank you," The CryptKeeper smiled before wickedly laughing.
The laugh fades away as the title card briefly reappears before fading away.
COMING SOON TO A SCREAM NEAR YOU ON OCTOBER 1ST, 2023.