Hey there, I know it's been months and months since my last update. However, due to the recent new season of Spy x Family I decided to make a new chapter. Sorry for this, I got caught up and I ended up taking this one to the side. I hope you all can understand that, besides this is a hobby and a non-monetized one. I hope you all enjoy this chapter.
The entire room was beyond confused at that. This man just showed up bleeding, proclaiming that he was Yor husband. Something she has never spoke out about it.
''Husband!'' Said President Mic feeling his heart being broken.
Then Yor went towards Loid ear and whispered something.
''Loid, you were supposed to be my boyfriend, not my husband.'' Said Yor.
''Crap!'' Said him.
The entire room was beyond confused at that. However, in a place full of heroes they were all wondering why was Loid covered in blood.
''I apologize for creating a scene. I saw how late I was and I didn't wanted to make Yor-san wait even more.'' Said Loid.
''Why are you bleeding?" Asked Vlad King.
''Were you ran over?'' Asked Ereserhead.
''Oh no, I am a doctor. A psychiatric in fact.'' Said Loid with a smile.
''Here .'' Said Yor giving Loid a napkin to clean the blood in his face.
''Thank you.'' Said Loid with a smile.
The whole room was still confused on what was going on, they wanted to know the whole story about Yor ´´marriage´´.
''Wait a minute! You are married Yor?! How come you never mentioned?'' Asked Camille.
''Yeah, how come you never told me that you were married?" Asked Midnight in shock.
''Even for us.'' Said Mandalay confused alongside the others heroines.
''Well…'' Said Yor a bit nervous, but Loid was faster.
''My apologies, I guess is my fault. I am a divorcee, and I am bringing a child from my first marriage. It must have been bothering her.'' Said Loid.
''How come there was no marriage?'' Asked Ragdoll.
''We decided to get married in court. All simple and just in paper.'' Said Loid.
''Yes.'' Said Yor.
'What! No reception! Dance! Cake! Or all the others things from a marriage! You just let it pass?!'' Asked Pixie Bob in shock.
''We didn't wanted any big thing. Besides, it was a last-minute idea and I had some friends who work in the court and we got there in no problem. We got married not too long ago.'' Said Loid.
''Yes, I am sorry for not having invited any of you. It was a last-minute thing and you´re all busy that I decided to not bother any of you.' Said Yor all simple.
The heroines and heroes just smile at that, Yor simple and cute demeanor was one of the things that made them love her. She couldn't even hurt a fly with the way she acted.
''don't apologize. Yes, it was a bit rude, but I can see you being a bit conflicted. This was probably one hell of a afternoon for you, so I can understand that. I forgive you.'' Said Midnight.
''Me too.'' Said most of the heroines.
''Thank you all.'' Said Yor.
Camille on the other hand was just grinding her teeth, all pissed about Yor getting such a fine man all to herself.
''No way! No way! There´s no way a shy dork like Yor can have a husband that smart and hunky! I need to put her back into her place!'' Thought Camille pissed.
She then saw a plate of hot boiling Gratin, she decided to act a little bit clumsy. Pushing the plate towards Yor direction.
''Oh no! How can I be this clumsy! Sorry Yor-chan!'' Said Camille acting all clumsy.
''Hey! You're paying for the cleaning of my carpet if the stains don't come off!'' Scream Midnight.
However Yor using her reflexes caught the plate with her feet, showing no problem or any kind of difficulty.
''I forgot how quick she is!'' Thought Camille in shock.
Then a little bit of Gratin splashed towards Camille nose, she started to scream in pain.
''AAAAAH!' Scream the secretary.
''HA HA HA! Nice one!'' Said Ms Joke laughing.
''I guess this is enough punishment.'' Said Thirteen with a laugh alongside other people.
Yor made sure that the Gratin didn't fall anymore, she then hold the plate as Loid commented some stuff with her.
''Yor, I admire that you hate to waste food, but don't you think that was a little shameless?' Asked Loid.
''Oh sorry!'' Said Yor as Loid went to taste the gratin.
''This gratin is pretty good though.'' Said Loid.
''You're right.'' Said Yor also eating.
Nemuri decided to see the couple up closer, making sure that they had a good time and hear all about this so called ´´husband´´ of Yor.
''Well, the night is still young. Come over here and tell us all about you. Yor is a bit shy, but I had the feeling that she can be…very dangerous in private areas.'' Said Midnight with a smirk.
Soon Yor started to blush madly.
''Nemuri-senpai!'' Scream Yor.
''Please, what we do in our private time is between me and my wife.'' Said Loid all calm.
Yor just wanted to explode at that moment, while Nemuri looked so proud.
''Woah Yor! I didn't know you had it in you! I am so proud my sweetie.'' Said Midnight hugging Yor.
''Ha! Better tell us how it was, we all imagined Yor to be a saint that would never sleep with a man.'' Said Mirko with a smirk.
''But this is her husband, it makes senses that she would sleep with him.'' Said Ryuku.
''Well this is going to be fun to hear! I cant wait to hear about their first date!'' Said Ragdoll all excited.
''Yes, this is so good to hear for Yor. I always felt for her, being alone with her brother always off. Don't you think this is also good Pixie?" Asked Mandaly.
However, the blonde Wild Wild Pussycat wasn't answering, making their leader a bit worried.
''Pixie Bob?" Asked Mandalay confused.
The two heroines, plus other guest looked at the blonde cat heroine looking down in the corner, pretty much wiping in sadness.
''Yor gets marries out of the blue. She gets a kid, a hot doctor husband and all things lay down. How is this possible? How? How? How? How?" Asked her all sad.
''Is she ok?" Asked Thirteen.
''Better leave her alone.'' Said Mandalay with a sweet drop.
Camille who was now feeling better from her nose decided to try to humiliate Yor one last time, she wanted to make that woman feel ridiculous once in her lifetime.
''Oh! So you´re a wife now? I guess you never told your husband about those times you couldn't meet with us because you had ´´business´´ at night. I mean, we all know you aren't a saint Yor.'' Said Camille with a smirk.
Yor looks all nervous, all those excuses that she gave over the years to not go out with her colleagues were because she had ´´jobs´´ to do. She usually said she had ´´business´´ to attend, or ´´massage´´. She thought at the moment, she didn't know what she was doing.
The other party guest had enough of Camille crap and were ready to kick her out.
''What the hell is your deal!?" Asked Midnight.
''You better apologize to Yor at this moment!'' Said Thirteen.
Yor just look a bit nervous, she didn't wanted to look like a ´´cheap woman´´ in front of Loid. Even though she just wanted him to pretend to be her boyfriend, she ended up going along with the whole ´´husband´´ thing.
''Uh…Loid-san, don't the get the wrong idea.'' Said Yor all nervous, but Loid soon gave an answer.
''How wonderful!'' Said Loid much to the shock of everyone in the room.
''Eh!'' Said everyone in the room.
''Yor lost both her parents when she was young and work desperately to support her bother. Even when she had to sacrifice herself. To sacrifice yourself for the sake of others. To endure harsh work for something you believe in…that's how I see what a true should be. So people like you Yor-san, they are my heroes.'' Said Loid making Yor blush madly.
The whole room was speechless from what Loid just said, that was so touching. Yor looked a bit off, because she wanted to talk with him desperately after all this.
''Are you ok?" Asked Loid.
''Can we go home? I need to lay down and talk with you.'' Said her.
''Sure, I brought my car.'' Said Loid.
''Oh great. I´m so sorry everyone but…'' Said Yor but Midnight was quick to answer her.
''Its ok Yor, its something between you and your husband. Go on.'' Said Midnight.
''Thanks Nemuri-senpai, I see you all on work.'' Said Yor.
Once the couple was off everyone could comment in the whole thing..
''WHAT THE HELL!" Scream Nemuri a bit loud.
''She is married! I been flirting with a married woman!' Scream President Mic all sad.
''Man, that's really low.'' Said Vlad King.
''I mean Yor is very shy about her social life, I guess this was something that came out of the blue.' Said Aizawa.
''I bet they were drunk.'' Said Snipe.
''Yor isn't much of drinker. When we see her drinking, she goes…yeah, she must have been drunk.'' Said Thirteen, remembering how dizzy Yor gets when she drinks.
''I mean at least he is a nice guy.'' Said Mandalay.
''Yeah, he has a good job, kid, his own car. She gets the entire package.'' Said Ragdoll.
''HOW COME SHE GETS MARRIED AND I DONT!" Scream Pixie Bob in tears.
''Is a bit odd. I mean…I bet she had a reason, but marrying out of the blue sounds a bit weird.'' Said Ryuku.
''Well, she got a hot guy, so I guess she is satisfied.'' Said Mirko.
''So what should we do? Look at this guy file?' Asked Aizawa.
''No, leave her alone. Yor can take care of herself, besides we would get in so much trouble if we do that.' Said Midnight.
''I agree, lets leave them alone for the time being.'' Said Vlad King.
'However, there is one thing that I don't accept.'' Said Midnight.
''What is it?" Asked Thirteen.
Then Midnight gave a smirk and put her usual ´´Dominatix´´ vibe on her face.
''Yor never had a bachelorette party! How come she didn't call the girls to have some fun too! So, I propose we give her a proper bachelorette party, while the boys give Loid his bachelor party. Who´s with me?" Asked Midnight with a smirk.
The entire party just sweat drop at that. This was going to be a bit of a trouble to handle of it. Nemuri when she is in a quest for love is unstoppable.
''Oh boy!' Thought the entire party.
Back with Yor and Loid.
Yor was on Loid car, the two discussing the mess that they cause on the party.
''I´m so sorry I said ´´I´m your husband´´! What will we say if this gets back to your brother?" Asked Loid.
''Uh…Loid-san, I have a proposal.'' Said Yor with an idea.
Before Loid could hear the idea a car appeared out of nowhere and tried to smash his car. It made the two bounce a bit inside.
Crash
''What that…'' Said Loid confused at first, but then he saw who were inside the other car. Survivors of the smuggling ring that he stopped before the party.
''Who are they?" Asked Yor confused.
''Uh they…are my clients! Looks like I haven't cured their hysteria!'' Said Loid with the first thing that popped in his head.
The spy started to sweat as Yor looked a bit suspicious for a second, then the answer came.
''Being a doctor must be hard.''' Said Yor all simple.
''Thank God she´s an idiot!'' Thought him.
''Where are you taking us?" Asked Yor.
''Come with me!'' Said Loid driving his van towards an empty space with no heroes.
Once they arrived at the empty space, they left their van. The people from the smuggling ring went to check the area, Loid grabbed a brick and hit the two drug smugglers right in the skull.
Bam
''Are you ok Yor-san? Come with me.'' Said Loid as she took Yor out of the scene.
''Excuse me…are you really supposed to hit your patients?" Asked Yor as Loid looks for an excuse.
''Well…it's the latest innovation in the world of medicine, even the pro hero medics are talking about it. They called it ´´Concussive Therapy´´. Its backed by cutting edge science from Europa.'' Said Loid.
''Oh really? I wonder if Recovery Girl-san uses this too?" Asked Yor.
As they were going on more drug smugglers appear, they were armed and ready to kill. Loid took out one with a pipe that he had, but one that looked like a spider came out of the ceiling and jumped towards the duo.
''Yor-san! Look out!'' Said Loid in shock.
He thought this was going to end badly. However, Yor using her advantage speed and reflexes kicked the drug smuggler pretty hard on the chin and in the thorax. Knocking him out cold for good.
Bam
Loid was in shock by this, but then Yor turned back to him looking in shock too.
''Ah! I´m so sorry! I don't know anything about concussive therapy, but before I knew it I just…I´m sorry. I´m really good in self-defense! I learned it from my brother…'' Said Yor giving an excuse, but then Loid started to laugh.
''Ha Ha Ha. Thank you Yor-san.'' Said Loid with a smile.
Yor was in shock by this, every man she ever meet always ran away in terror once they saw how strong she was. Yor was even told by her boss that her speed and strength surpass that of a pro hero, she could even rival a top ten. The woman always kept that side of her hidden, but Loid was the first man that never saw that weird way as a fault, but as a charm.
''You really knew gun away? Didn't you?" Asked Loid.
''I'm sorry. I ended up blowing him away. He he he.'' Said Yor with a little laugh too.
As they had that nice moment some of the smugglers started to shoot at them.
''This way!'' Said Loid grabbing Yor hand.
While they ran, Yor started to say something that would change Loid world.
''Uh…Loid-san?" Asked her.
'What is it? Now´s not a great time though.'' Said him.
''Can we get married?" Asked her.
Loid was so in shock for that question that he even hit the floor.
''Ah!'' Said Yor surprised.
''Excuse me!' Said Loid.
''No, I mean as an extension of your condition. You see…apparently an unmarried woman like myself drawn suspicious. I work at the biggest hero school in Japan and the government could see me as threat, but I do like my job, and I really love my coworkers.'' Said Yor all shy.
''What are you saying?" Asked Loid.
''What I am saying is…instead of just the one time for the interview, would you mind if we stayed together? It works out for both of our benefits!'' Said Yor all nervous.
Loid was a bit in shock, but he thought this would work out even better for his mission. They didn't had to be ´´married´´ 100%, just enough to Anya get into the school. It would be tough, but he had gone worst scenarios.
''Then let's do it.'' Said Loid.
''Right now!'' Said Yor in shock.
''No, tomorrow. I do have a friend who works at the government who can get us the papers we need. But first, I need something.'' Said Loid looking at his pocket.
As loid looked for a ring to give Yor he realized that he had lost it, then he took out a grenade from his jacket and tossed it into the smugglers. He then put the pin into Yor finger, symbolling their marriage of spy and assassin.
''For better or for worse. For richer, or for poorer. In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish.'' Said Loid as the two were officially engaged as a big explosion happens behind them.
Boom
Loid and Yor had a different thought about the last part.
''Until mission…''
''Until death…''
''Tear us apart.'' Said the two together as they smile.
Loid Forger and Yor Briar were now officially married. The world wasn't ready to get a superpower couple like this one.
So, this is it. Yor and Loid got married and next chapter is Yor moving in with the family, then telling UA how it's like being married.
Don't worry, the Forgers will interact with 1-A, there´s even a running joke that will be really fun to see. I can't wait to let you guys know what is it.
If you're wondering why a bunch of pro heroes weren't a bit off by Loid, let me remind you all that if the villain isn't showing off quirk and being openly saying he is evil than these people are all useless. This is why their lightbulbs didn't click.
This is all I have for today. I hope you all have a good time and enjoy your day. I don't know when it will be the next uptade, but until then see you all later.
