December 21st, 2008
I was awoken eventually by Owen, telling me that Chris and the rest of the cast were outside waiting for me so we could start the challenge, I picked up my backpack from the cargo hold and ran out so we could start, I do hope I won't get Chris pissed with me sleeping in a bit as I assume everyone else left from the door in the dining hall and forgot I was in here which considering what happened in my last life, it is kind of expected
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Chris: glad you could finally join us, Noah, anyway you guys ready for a little fun huh? wow, it's a scorcher out here huh? *sips on his smoothie* I call today's challenge pyramid over under
Leshawna: an 11-hour flight, chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge
Chris: don't you love this game?
considering this game is the epitome of the best of my life I guess I could kind of agree, but at the same time it also caused the worst of my life so it's something you could call a mixed bag I thought as Chris ordered us to move behind the line in front of the pyramid
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Harold: it's like we're being cooked in a giant oven
Leshawna: it might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato
Harold: aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains, it's a real problem in this area
Considering what happened at Area 51 maybe Harold was right the whole time, not like anyone would listen to me if I said so, I thought as Chris slammed his symbols against each other to get our attention
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Chris: Man that's satisfying. Alright, alright pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line, either over or under the pyramid, got it?
I know what's about to happen so I'm just going not to use energy giving overhyped for what will be a fake start
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Chris: ready, set...
Ezekiel: wait up yo, you guys wait up, I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time eh!
Chris: didn't we leave you in like Halifax or White Horse or whatever?
Ezekiel: it's called landing gear homie, I climbed it and hid with the cargo
Chris: impressive, but you're still out
Ezekiel: no way! I'm in it to win it, word
Chris: hey it's your funeral
I don't think Chris would've expected that these words would come true, but not this time on my watch, as much as Ezekiel was rude to me earlier nobody deserves what happened to him in my past life
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Chris: set, go! *slams symbols*
I know that my ultimate plan for this challenge is to be the last one to finish as I know that the first 5 people that show up plus Ezekiel will be on Team Victory, and the next 5 will be on Team Chris, and I don't want to be on either as the former would be awkward as most of that team in my past life didn't like me, and not the ladder for obvious reasons, so for this challenge I'm not going to use my energy and get some sleep because it took the cast 4 hours last time to all finish so I have some time to spare
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Chris: Noah what are you going I've said go, why are you still standing around
Noah: you don't think I know how this show works, you still have to make the teams, and this is the team-deciding challenge, and since it's not an elimination challenge at least for this one I'm going to conserve my energy thank you very much
Chris: whatever dude, you'd think 2 seasons would've changed a person *walks away*
The whole cast will probably think I'm just being how I was in season 1 and just being lazy, but this is the smart play for after this challenge as we are going to be walking and building stuff after this challenge, and it doesn't matter as I need to finish last so I get to be on team Amazon as that's probably my best shot at doing well this season from outside I see Owen come back outside and looks at me confused
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Owen: little buddy, no offense but did you become deaf from Chris clashing those symbols?
Noah: no, I just know this challenge isn't as important
Owen: why would you say that?
Noah: simple Chris always starts with a challenge to decide the teams, so I'm just going to relax and conserve my energy
Owen: Noah, don't you remember what happened back in season 1 when you were acting like this
Noah: yes! I'm not going to have a repeat of that, it's just for this challenge
Owen: all right, on another note are you excited to be traveling around the world?
Noah: wait a second what did you just say
Owen: around the world
Noah: that's it! Owen, you're a genius, I'll just go around the pyramid
Owen: while I appreciate the compliment, didn't Chris just say we could only go over or under
Noah: trust me, Owen, contestants have and will break Chris's rules, and on top he that he can't kick 3 people in a single episode
Owen: wait 3 people, what do you mean?
Noah: well assuming you include me and Zeke and he put a team up for elimination this episode that would be 3
Owen: oh okay
Thank god I didn't say 4 or he might've caught on, Jesus I need to be more careful
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Noah: Owen I would say you should head back to Izzy, don't want you to potentially get in trouble for what I'm going to do
Owen: all alright Noah, just make sure to not run into any trouble with this challenge
Noah: shouldn't I be telling you that? considering you're going into an ancient pyramid filled with pottery, back when they relied on chocolate for money
Owen: *sniffs* Chocolate, did somebody say Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! *he says as he runs back into the pyramid*
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Well with him gone, I should take some time to get some sleep, I'm glad I brought my backpack as a pillow, good night Egyptian's hopefully for not thousands of years
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*Dream Sequence*
I suddenly felt my body being in a snowfield, with a void around the horizon and a chair, with my past self sitting in it
OT: Noah, I've been expecting you for a while now
Noah: who are you?
OT: are you serious, does it take 3 days for you to forget your past life
Noah: no, but why are you here exactly, talking to me?
OT: well simple, you see in your past life you weren't shown exactly everything that went on after your 15-year absence from the rest of the cast, and I thought I would show you some
Noah: all alright, but what should I call you since calling you Noah would get very confusing very quickly
OT: you can just call me OT which stands for Original Timeline
Noah: well seeing as dreams last only 10 minutes, what do you have to show me?
OT: well first things first, you know how you thought Chris didn't invite you to All-Stars
Noah: yes, I was arguably the biggest loser of the show, besides Ezekiel
OT: well it turns out that he did, the letter just never got sent out to you
Noah: WHAT! how in the world did it not get sent to me?
OT: well for one, you were homeless in India while the show took place in Canada, kinda hard to contact you believe it or not
Noah: wait? If the letter showed up at my parent's house shouldn't they have gone at least looking for me, so I could've proved myself 1 last time
OT: well that's the thing it never showed up at your family's house, hell it didn't even leave Chris's office, let me show you what happened
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May 15th, 2012
OT: it was 2 weeks before All-Stars was going to start filming, but due to Geoff & DJ turning down Chris's offer, Chris had written you a letter to be on All-Stars
Noah: and then what happened?
OT: well what you're about to see, might change your view of your big buddy for the worst
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Owen: Chris please I need to be on this season, my family's nearly bankrupt, and since you exploded us in season 4, I need money to be able to fix my stomach lining, so I can enter an eating contest again and make a living for me and the rest of my family
Chris: Owen I don't care, after 3 seasons people have gotten tired of you, this new season is for new possibilities, and you on the bottom of that list in terms of potential, especially with this cast
Owen: oh come, Chris, it's not like you'll find someone as beloved as me
Chris: I mean based off post season 1 I can name 5 people in my cast for this season who are more loved than you
Owen: *Sigh* Man I wish Noah were here he could easily come up with an argument that would make you agree no matter what
Chris: *smiles* Owen Man sometimes you're not as idiotic as you look
Owen: so does that mean I get that last spot
Chris: no Owen, I'm going to get Noah, that'll bring back the most ratings, especially since Sierra showed me that Noah clips get the 3rd most amount views of the original cast
Owen: but please Chris I need this more than him, we haven't even heard from him in 3 years
Chris: exactly it will be a complete shock to everybody, please get out of my office Owen, you're stinking up the place and I got a letter to write
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OT: so as you can see you were supposed to get that cameo spot in the final episode, you look a little spaced out there, are you doing alright?
Noah: sorry, I'm just a little bit lost on how the letter didn't even leave Chris's office
OT: that'll be explained right now
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OT: you can see Owen standing outside of Chris's office right?
Noah: yeah but why would Owen be still standing out there?
OT: I don't even know, but what you're about to see is why you didn't get to be in All-Stars
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Chris: *Yawn* I'm getting sleepy, I need Chef to make me some of his homemade coffee, CHEF! *gets up and walks towards Chef's office*
Owen: *Sigh* I'm sorry Noah but this is my only shot *grabs the pen and writes down his name and then takes the letter*
Intern: hey Owen, what are you doing with that letter?
Owen: well your idea of asking Chris worked as he said he would put me on the season
Intern: that's great! I'll make sure to take this letter to the producers to guarantee your spot in this season
Owen: yes! thank you, do you know where the closest bathroom is by chance
Intern: it's 3 floors down 2 doors over
Owen: OK thank you! *runs for the stairs*
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OT: and that's what happened
I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed, my best friend throughout arguably my entire life, or at least was before I became homeless, betrayed me
OT: shocked, angry, depressed?
Noah: I'm just so pissed off, how in the hell could he do that to me it's not like he knew my struggle, my desperation, my situation at all, he just betrayed one of his closest friends for just a fucking cameo, not even a spot as a contestant
OT: look Noah I know you might be pissed off right now, but don't let this new information distract you from the main goal right now
Noah: which is?
OT: you have a 2nd chance, unlike me, you can improve from the experiences that you lived through me, whether or not you want to stay mad at Owen during this season for what he did in your past life is up to you, just don't let it destroy you
Noah: destroy me? with this new information, I'm feeling more destructive than usual
OT: Don't! don't let your past life ruin this 1 too
Noah: *sighs* fine, when is the next time we will meet?
OT: that is to be determined, now you better wake up, unlike me
Noah: OK, I'll see you around OT
OT: goodbye Noah
*End of Dream Sequence*
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I had at some time awoken just at the beginning of the left side of the pyramid, guess it's time for me to finish this challenge before Chris considers eliminating me
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Eventually, I made it to where the rest of the cast was and was completely flabbergasted by the changes that occurred while I was asleep
Nothing Was The Same
Team Victory: DJ, Leshawna, Harold, Bridgette, Alejandro, Ezekiel
Team Chris: Tyler, Lindsay, Owen, Izzy, Heather
Team Amazon: Cody, Sierra, Courtney, Gwen, Noah
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Chris: finally! took you long enough, we already decided on the team names you'll be on Team Amazon, which is pretty fitting considering you were getting your beauty sleep in the middle of the challenge, now go stand over on your team mat with the rest of your "amazons"
fuck you, Chris, I wish I could say that to his face, but I'm still really scrawny so I guess that's not a viable option at this current moment
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Chris: anyways, team Amazon you win a camel, team Chris is really really really really really hot
Lindsay: I thought we agreed after an hour of waiting that it was only 4 really's
Chris: you win a goat *he says as the goat slams into Tyler*
Chris: and team victory, here you go
Leshawna: so the guys who come in last get a camel, and we get a stick
If only they knew how easy they had it, they could've won for once, but with Ezekiel on your team I guess winning the 1st challenge isn't an option
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Chris: all will be explained if I feel like it, next time right here on, Total, Drama, World Tour
Chris: all right, waiting for hours made me hungry, so I'm going to get some grapes real quick before we start recording episode 2 you guys have 5 minutes before we continue
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Cody: why did you do that? we were waiting for so long that Sierra was able to write a 10,000-word essay on her laptop on how much she loved me
Noah: simple code-meister, now that I've used 0 energy, I can use all of my energy on the 1 challenge that matters today whatever that is
Sierra: Cody, get away from Noah, I've written you my 33rd paragraph on how your scent sends attractions to my ovum
Cody: *whispers* save me
Noah: Hey Sierra, I heard that Owen and Izzy were willing to give you information about them as a couple for your blog
Sierra: really! omg, I've been waiting for 2 years to get more information about them since their relationship information is mostly private, thanks Noah for telling me
Noah: no problem
Cody: *Sighs* thanks man I was starting to get a headache after paragraph 6
Noah: I told you I was going to help you out and look we're on the same team so now I don't have an excuse,
Cody: well promise or not I still appreciate it
Noah: of course, it will always be my pleasure
Cody: well I certainly would hope not
Noah: was that a clap back for what I said earlier
Cody: definitely, maybe
Noah: and this is why you and I are friends in the 1st place
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Izzy: oh look, team colors
Heather: the color blue isn't that interesting
Owen: yeah but's it the color of the sky, the sea, and my dreams
Heather: what dreams are you having?
Owen: well I have dreams that I will be a fisher, and I'll fish all sorts of food, so much so that I won't even need to walk again
Lindsay: oh, oh, I want to be a fisher too!
Tyler: you're already a catch to me
Lindsay: I'm not a football am I?
Heather: ugh!
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*Static*
Heather: my team is completely useless my entire team is just comprised of 2 couples, I'm going to need to take 1 of the couples out and get the other 1 to agree otherwise I'm going to have a repeat of the last season, and I don't think my team wants that either, because without me they aren't going to do nearly as well without me
*Static*
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Harold: why the heck is our mat yellow? we're no cowards
Leshawna: relax sugar, the mat is gold because team victory's in 1st place
Alejandro: it also could be that your 2 ladies' prettiness is in the gold standard *Bridgette and Leshawna blush*
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*Static*
Bridgette: Geoff, okay I know maybe it looks bad but, I want you to know that I was not swooning over Alejandro, it was just the heat, I just want to run my fingers through your thick, dark, blonde! blonde hair
*Static*
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*Static*
Alejandro: this is the perfect team for me, we have 1 of the strongest guys on our team, the comp beast that is Leshawna, her smart boyfriend, the most well-liked señorita of this cast, and finally the most hated person on the plane, this is the perfect opportunity to eliminate all of them during the pre-merge, allow the others to underestimate me, and get an alliance going with Ezekiel since he'll have no other choice, otherwise he's a goner, watch out Total Drama because I'm here for the long flight & fight, hopefully, this will get my parents to respect me again since all they seem to care about it my older brother José, but I am more than etiquette than him, they'll see
*Static*
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Gwen: I can't believe Duncan got disqualified, just cause he won't sing
I decided to take a risk in saying what I felt was right but this might cause some backlash towards me
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Noah: maybe he doesn't care for you 2 as much as you thought
Courtney: Duncan does care about us, he has to, he wouldn't have signed up for this season otherwise
Noah: you do realize this season was also in our contract as well
Courtney: that's not important, what matters is he did make the choice to show up, and that's all that matters to me
Noah: that won't mean much if Chris forces Duncan to leave tonight
Courtney: just shut up Noah, nobody cares what you think
Well so much for trying to break their shells, at least I got Cody on my team, which considering my other team only had what turned out to be 1 friend, I guess that makes this about equal to how I was doing last season
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*Static*
Gwen: I hate to be that person, but what if Noah is right? I mean Duncan did say 1 of the reasons he quit was because of Courtney's and my arguing, maybe Duncan doesn't love me, like a friend of course! why would he love me over Courtney when their together, silly me
*Static*
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*Static*
Courtney: Noah thinks he knows what romance is, but if it ever touched him he would probably just stand there and babble random gibberish that doesn't mean anything until he realized his crush doesn't even like him
*Static*
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I decided that Sierra had probably talked an earful to Owen & Izzy already, and while I'm not sure how to feel about Owen right now, talking to Sierra for multiple minutes would make me go crazy
Sierra: so Owen & Izzy, or what I like to call your guy's ship name, Ozzy, you guys joked about getting to 2nd base during episode 19, have you guys in the 18 months since that episode was filmed, have you guys made it?
Noah: not to be disruptive, but I think you've asked enough questions about my friends and I'd like us to be together when the challenge starts
Sierra: ahh but come on Noah, I've only gotten to question 5 of 500 I wanted to ask
Noah: don't worry Sierra you'll have plenty of time to ask them when we're on the plane together to get to our next destination, go over with the rest of our team, and wait for the challenge to start
Sierra: *sighs* fine but only because I'll get a chance to talk to my precious Cody *walks away*
Noah: sorry about that, I know she can be an earful especially when you talk about her *air quotes* precious Cody
Owen: nah don't worry about it little buddy, no question can make me not answer to a loyal fan of this show
Izzy: hey Owen, when are you going to propose to me? I need to be ready to make an explosive wedding
Owen: that'll be for when my family isn't broke, so that answer is to be undecided
Noah: hey Owen if you want I can help do work on the side to help out with your family's debt after this season
Owen: aww little buddy come here *hugs* I would love that, you'd be doing me a great favor, so I guess that answer would have to be decided by how much Noah works after this season
Izzy: looks like I'll have to give you a spot in our underground shelter Noah, after everyone shows up and we blow their faces off
Noah: you don't mean to explode them right
Izzy: no, of course not silly, I'm not E-scope now am I? I just meant we would blow them with so many fans because of how hot it is here
Noah: well I better be heading back to my team now, good luck with this challenge
Heather: we don't need your luck when we got all this skill
Tyler: yeah! watch me do this handstand *falls to the floor*
Some team they are now compared to my last life, I'm glad I asked Owen if I could do that because I don't think I could ever truly hate Owen, was I upset definitely, but Owen was just desperate, it might've cost me a lot in my last life but I think I needed that experience to do better in this 2nd chance
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By the time I came back to my team, Chris had made Chef who was wearing an Egyptian outfit bang the symbols to divert our attention back to Chris
Chris: don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt *eats grape* and I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your 2nd challenge, the amazing camel race
Harold: where are the other camels?
Chris: there are no other camels, it's a camel race, not a camel's race
Cody: is that a good thing though?
Sierra: it doesn't matter to me Codykins, because I consider you my goat
Heather: what! why? *The camera pans to the goat looking angrily at Heather*
Leshawna: we won last time, but they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick
Alejandro: I do have to agree, Chris these rewards don't make any sense
Chris: each reward has its advantages, trust me, you'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway, the Nile, teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish, you have 60 seconds to strategize
if only if team victory had someone who knew that the stick was a divining rod, but oh well that's what that team gets for disliking me for years because of 1 challenge, I thought as my attention towards Chris was diverted to my team gathering around the camel
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Courtney: okay look team, not everyone is going to fit on the camel so someone has to walk alongside the camel
I could've tried taking leadership from Courtney but I didn't for a couple of reasons, 1 I consider Courtney one of the best people to lead a team out of all of us, and 2 it would be way out of character to everyone else if I tried leading, and 3 if Courtney's plans go tits up at least I won't be the 1st one eliminated on our team, I also decided that me walking alongside the camel could make me look less lazy and might make them think twice about how they perceive me
Noah: I will do that Courtney, as even someone like me gets tired of sitting around and not being active
Courtney: okay Noah if you do get tired, because let's be honest you're not the most active person, 1 of us can trade spots with you, now everyone else get on, after she says that Gwen, Sierra, and herself get on the camel
Gwen: hey aren't we forgetting something?
Cody: oh hey, fancy meeting you here, want to go out for a slushy later?
No offense Cody, but I don't think slushies are made in Egypt
Gwen: Cody hey, listen I still really appreciate you setting me up with Trent that time
Cody: nice right? And now that he's gone, huh yeah I'm available
I decided that this had gone on long enough
Noah: hey Cody I think if you want to impress your lifelong crush, maybe you should join me and show out your athletic side
Cody: as if Noah, I'm as ripped as everyone else here combined
Noah: you couldn't even move a canoe back in season 1, now come down here and walk with me before I truly show you wimpy athletics *Gwen & Courtney laughed due to the idea of us fighting*
Cody: you know what you've convinced me, sure
Sierra: don't worry Codykins you'll always be the strongest to me, I mean you really should've drowned back during your elimination, that's one of the things that made me want to date you in the 1st place, how did you even survive that?
Cody: honestly I don't even remember
That is a good question as we never got any details for how long Cody was underwater in that wheelchair, I guess that'll be 1 of the mysteries of life
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*Static*
Cody: I don't want to be rude to Noah, but I do hope he will allow me to try to get with Gwen, as I don't want him interfering with my relationships, but he did promise he would help me with Sierra so I can't be too upset with him
*Static*
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*Static*
Sierra: I can tell Noah is trying to distract me from my Codykins, but that Cody kisser has another thing coming from him if he thinks he can take my Cody away
*Static*
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Eventually, our 1 minute of freedom came to an end once Chris had said so, not literally but he probably would think it is the equivalent if I asked him
Chris: aye, niles that way, kind of big, blue, and watery, can't miss it or I guess you can but then you'll die, probably get killed by the local scarab beetles, it's mating season and they get all, killy, when they're in heat
Leshawna: I am glad there aren't any out here, those things are nasty
Chris: I'll tell them you said so
and then Chef pushed the urn that had the scarabs, which meant time for chaos, as for me I wasn't as scared since I knew Chris wouldn't do anything that could get him sued, so by that logic, these scarabs couldn't do any harm but it wasn't like I was going to act like I knew that otherwise, Chris could get suspicious that I knew more about this season than what I otherwise shouldn't
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*Lovin' Time Plays*
Ezekiel: seasonal ay, what no wait
God damn it, Ezekiel, I know I'm reliving past events, but that was extra stupid, I grabbed Cody's arm and we caught back up to the rest of our team, but right now we were in 1st due to Heather instructing Owen to carry the goat instead of them riding it like in my past life
Chris: nice one, go! *presses down on the airhorn*
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After around 30 minutes we had a considerable lead over team Chris since they weren't riding on it and instead carrying it so they were just slightly ahead of team victory
Courtney: come on, *snickers* come on camel, faster
Noah: you're one with human nature, congratulations
Courtney: shut up Noah, it's not like you could do any better
Noah: I think I can see the ocean of the Nile over by the right
Gwen: wait yeah that's it, I didn't even notice
Courtney: I knew it was in that direction I just didn't want the other 2 teams to follow us
Cody: I mean it looks like both teams are roughly a mile behind us
Sierra: wait how are we supposed to cross the Nile
Noah: if I had to guess I would say we might need to make a boat to get across
Cody: and what makes you say that
Noah: the finish line is across water unless you want to swim across with what looks like a bunch of crocodiles, there's no other way
Sierra: I'll have you know that Cody during 7th grade joined the swim team and got the 69th fastest time
Noah: well that's ironic *I say as Cody slaps me jokingly on the back of the head*
Courtney: *sighs* great I don't even think anyone on our team knows how to make a boat
Sierra: I'm a fourth-generation basket weaver, I could probably make the boat out of these breeds of river weeds
Courtney: well what are you doing then, were here start weaving
Sierra: Okay, okay it'll take me a little bit due to us having a camel
Gwen: or we could ditch it
Courtney: I also 2nd that idea
Noah: were you 2 not listening he said we needed to bring our reward to the finish line, plus the bigger the better
Cody: you would say that now wouldn't you
damn, I didn't expect Cody to be able to rebuttal every single 1 of my gay remarks each day
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After 20 minutes of mostly Sierra basket weaving, and Courtney acting as the team organizer, Cody, Gwen, and I didn't have much to do so we just talked
Gwen: I'm surprised you 2 were able to walk that whole distance in this heat, I know I couldn't, when did you 2 get this athletic?
Cody: I had to train to become your's
Noah: in your dreams Cody, as for me I just had an hour run on a treadmill the day before we came here
Gwen: well either way that's still pretty impressive
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After another 10 minutes, Sierra finally finished basket weaving
Sierra: okay I'm finished
Noah: hey guys we should come up with a team slogan for when we're doing well, for team morale, why are you 3 looking at me like that?
Gwen: you just said guys on the team with all women, except you and Cody
Courtney: while that's true, I do agree with the idea of making a team slogan, now the question is what should it be?
Cody: how about team Amazon Rocks? it fits well with this musical season, seeing as rock is a genre of music
Courtney: you're a genius, Cody, now on a count of 3 we scream our slogan okay, 1, 2, 3!
Whole Team: TEAM AMAZON ROCKS!
Courtney: now everybody get on the boat, I don't want us to blow this lead
Noah: I can guarantee that you want to blow on something or someone else
Courtney: *smacks* shut up Noah, I swear you're starting to sound like Cody with how many perverted jokes you're saying
Noah: maybe I just find Cody funny sometimes, okay Ms. CIT
Cody: I'm not that funny though
Gwen: I find you funny Cody, even if last season the perverted jokes were directed at me
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*Static*
Cody: this is the best day of my life, 1 step closer to getting with Gwen, she even stated she found me funny, 1 day Noah I'll do it, watch me
*Static*
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After 10 minutes of rowing across we reached the finish line with our reward
Noah: wait where's Chris at? There's no way we finished before he got here
Courtney: what is this? neither of the other teams has even reached the boat weaving part, I am baffled
Gwen: it looks like we finished abnormally quickly, compared to Chris's expectation
Cody: I think this is a 1st ever for the show, great job team, and great job with that weaving Sierra
Sierra: anything for you Codykins
Noah: Courtney it looks like your leadership has done wonders for us today
Courtney: I'll be honest, it was you who did see the Nile, without you, we probably would've gotten lost, so don't give me all the credit, as much as I would love to take it
Chris: okay Chef this is the area where we're going to be waiting for those slowpokes to finish, wait a minute, how did you guys get here already? I haven't even set up our beach chairs yet, you finished before we even did the musical reprise for this episode, how?
Courtney: we found the Nile and built a boat across seeing as that was the only option, we brought our reward, so do we win?
Chris: yes definitely, this is a shocking performance team Amazon, your team earned 1st class
Whole Team: WOOOOOOOO!
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Eventually, the other 2 teams showed up and had to sing the reprise, but since we finished we were excused from having to sing, with team Chris finishing 2nd, and team victory finishing last which is odd considering Alejandro is on that team, but if his team loses then good for me
Chris: congrats you're alive, and as long as you all brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight
The other 2 teams started cheering which scared me for a second because I thought maybe Ezekiel might've kept the stick this time, which would change a lot of my plans going forward
Ezekiel: I lost the stick *chuckles*
Chris: *chuckles* wow, sucks to be you
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*Static*
Alejandro: *speaks spanish swears*
*Static*
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Thank god I thought as we got back on the plane, I don't have to worry about changing too much today, I made sure to get behind 1 of the tiki statues before the elimination ceremony started just to make sure everything stayed the same
Chris: team victory you came in last and lost your reward on the way, Zeke, so it's vote time, up in the loser class bathroom you'll find 6 passports
Harold: unless Zeke already fed them to a crocodile
Ezekiel: I said sorry holmes
Chris: stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home, got it?
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*Static*
Ezekiel: I'm just glad I have an alliance to help me survive this elimination *stamps DJ's passport*
*Static*
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*Static*
Leshawna: I mean this one is kinda obvious *stamps Ezekiel's passport*
*Static*
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*Static*
DJ: I've done too much damage to animals today *stamps DJ's passport*
*Static*
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*Static*
Harold: I saw you flirt with my girlfriend, not cool *stamps Alejandro's passport*
*Static*
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*Static*
Bridgette: sorry homeschool *stamps Ezekiel's passport*
*Static*
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*Static*
Alejandro: there is nothing left to talk about *stamps Ezekiel's passport angrily* so much for that alliance
*Static*
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Chris: I've got the results of your vote right here, those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks *sniffs* barfy
Chris: the following players are safe, Leshawna, Harold, Bridgette, Alejandro, and the last bag of peanuts goes to DJ
Ezekiel: what?
Chris: you've got 5 seconds to strap on or the drop of shame will become the drop of pain *chuckles*
Ezekiel: yo that's unbelievable, some alliance that turned out to be right Ale... *Chef kicks Ezekiel off the plane* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris: I knew that would be satisfying
Duncan: sucks to be Zeke
Chris: last stop for non-competitors
Duncan: yeah right you're supposed to give me a ride home
Chris: yeah but we're going the other way, so *pushes Duncan off the plane* see ya!
Duncan: WOAH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris: Happy landing
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*Static*
Alejandro: losing my alliance member due to incompetence was tragic, but I still have the upper hand on my team, team victory doesn't know a thing about me, no one does and I intend to keep it that way because compared to me everyone else is a saint
*Static*
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After hearing all that I headed back to 1st class to get some well-earned rest
Cody: hey Noah what were you doing outside of 1st class, I mean this place i awesome
Noah: not right now Cody, I feel exhausted after today and need some rest
Cody: Okay, hope you have a good night
Noah: I will thank you
And so with that, I went to bed thinking about how many changes have happened, I just hope our team can continue these excellent performances in the future, sweet dreams total drama
Votes:
Alejandro - Ezekiel
Bridgette - Ezekiel
DJ - DJ
Ezekiel - DJ
Harold - Alejandro
Leshawna - Ezekiel
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17th Duncan (Quit)
16th Ezekiel
Well chapter 4 is done, the longest chapter yet at 6,500 words, hope you all enjoy it, I don't have much to say other than, that I appreciate those who read my stuff because this is fun for me to write, love you - Chase1748