I woke up in an Aperture Science Relaxation Chamber. Weird that I know that. Then an announcer spoke. "Welcome, you have been asleep for 50 days," Huh about two months.

"Look up," the announcer said. Ok, I thought as I looked up.

"Look down," the announcer said. Uh, ok, I thought as I looked up.

"This completes the exercise portion of the test," Really? That's it?

"Walk over to the painting," OK, I thought as I looked at the painting beside my bed.

"Stare at the painting," the announcer said. I stared at the painting.

"If you aren't feeling relaxed, here is some classical music," the announcer said as the music started playing. Huh, I'm feeling calmer already, I thought as I calmed down.

"You may go to sleep," the announcer said. Alright, I thought as I went to bed.