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Theo: What's a thot?

Alvin: It's a thoughtful person : )

(Later at the diner table)

Simon: Here's the salt, Theodore

Theo: Thanks Simon, you're such a thot!

Dave: (spits his drink)

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Eleanor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! (Aggressively throwing water bottles)

Alvin:Uh...?

Brittany: She's trying to yell mental health and well being into us

Eleanor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Theodore: (crying) It's working.

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Jeanette: How do Alvin and Brittany usually get out of these messes?

Simon: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Alvin: Slvin Aeville

Theodore: Sheodore Teville

Brittany: Mrittany Biller

Jeanette: Meanette Jiller

Eleanor: Mleanor Eiller

Simon: Simon Se- this is a stupid game.

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Bye!