10/16/23

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Cerise was so frustrated that Gabriel failed again to make that human friend of Adrien suffer the werewolf curse, "So you just decided to agree to cure him?!"

"My son was threatening to kill me if I didn't!" Gabriel said.

"Just like his mother! Too soft, kind, and too compassionate with humans!" Cerise yelled.

"I warned you that he doesn't want to be with any vampire girl! Our ways only make him angry" Gabriel said.

"Looks like we need a new plan," Cerise said.

"I'm old and my son is not. He is very strong-headed and he cares too much about the human world" Gabriel glared.

"And that is why I want to marry him! The vampire council almost could have exiled you!" Cerise said.

"You aren't suggesting drastic measures?" Gabriel replied.

"Find his goddamn weakness!" Cerise said.

"The only weakness I know is sunlight!" Gabriel said.

"Aren't vampires weak against holy objects?" Lila asked.

"Yes! But I saw something now! I don't know what but I'm guessing God doesn't see him as a monster like the rest of us. The crucifix didn't harm him!" Gabriel said, remembering back in Transylvania before departure, Adrien no longer fears the crucifix.

"Oh, that sucks. But I have a feeling Adrien's hiding something" Cerise said.

"What do you mean?" Gabriel asked.

"That's for you to find out but instead he burned your hand in sunlight" Cerise snickered.

"I was not expecting for him to get his bad side out! Just get the hell out of here before I exile you" Gabriel said.

"Have it your way" Cerise left.

x

Adrien demonstrated by having a glass of milk to Nino and Felix that his stomach did not reject it nor make him vomit.

"Incredible, you can drink without getting sick," Felix said.

"Yeah, but I still don't understand. All my life I tried tomato juice but my stomach rejected it. It's like….my princess' human love for me is like changing me or something. And watch this" Adrien tested pizza containing garlic.

They waited for any reaction but nothing happened, "What the hell?" Felix backs away from the smell.

"You're immune to garlic!" Nino exclaims.

"Yeah. But this pizza is delicious. It's like Marinette's love has affected my vampire body to develop human emotions" Adrien belched out from eating.

"Why not ask her out?" Felix suggested.

"That's the problem. Humans sleep at night. I can't walk in sunlight" Adrien said.

"Fair point there," Felix said.

"And they can't see at night," Adrien said.

"Yep," Felix nodded.

"CERISE!" Adrien yelled, he knew she was spying on them somewhere. He's not dumb that she can be anywhere in plain sight.

"Where?!" Nino looks around.

"Sly as a fox she is" Felix grabbed a fox hiding underneath the table.

"Hey! Let go!" Fox Cerise shouted.

"Sly like a bitch, huh? You always don't leave me the hell alone" Adrien growled.

"You do know you pissed him off again," Nino said.

"Damn you, Adrien!" Fox Cerise snarled.

"I should be damning you, Cerise. As I told you a hundred times, I'm not giving you another chance. Put her down, Felix" Adrien said.

"I'll put her down like this" Felix levitates her in midair before he has the urge to snap his fingers to drop her.

"Okay! Okay! Don't drop me! I'm just a cute fox!" Fox Cerise begged for mercy.

"Okay," Felix tosses her out of the room.

"That's not what I meant!" Adrien groans in frustration and decides to deal with her.

"What the bloody fuck are you doing here?!" Adrien glared.

"You're clearly hiding something from the rest of us," Cerise said.

"Don't you dare get in my immortal life again!" Adrien hissed with his fangs open.

"We are all immortal, handsome. The human world is a dangerous place for them to hunt us and kill us!" Cerise said.

"I'm very charming but you are a pathological liar they don't like. I think it's you who will be hunted and get stabbed by a wooden stake" Adrien said coldly.

"You dare threaten me?! I'm a lady and you are a prince to respect ladies your physical age!" Cerise glared.

"You're nothing like a lady to me, Cerise," Adrien said.

"I just wanted a chance with you! Why do you have to be so stubborn?!" Cerise yelled.

"I'm not gonna repeat a list of shit as to why I'm not giving you a chance!" Adrien refused.

"Everyone can change," Cerise said.

"Except you and Cleopatra," Adrien said.

"Whatever. You won't keep your secret for long" Cerise said.

"And neither will yours. I know you and Gabriel are pressuring me again. I decide my own future, not by my father's way. I cannot be friends with a liar like you who can't be honest or sincere with yourself. You're living in a fantasy instead of reality" Adrien proved his point about why this relationship will never work.

"Suit yourself then," Cerise said.

"If you ever disrupt my life again, my fangs will rip your neck off" Adrien growled.

"You will try," Cerise said and got out.

x

With Marinette, she has put on her red suit with black spots on, resembling a red ladybug.

"Wow, I look stylish" She checked herself in the mirror, her hands on her hips, "That cat's bad luck can't cause disasters on my good luck" She took up a wooden yo-yo that she painted to match the suit.

"Heh, in ancient times they used yo-yo as a hunting weapon" Marinette wraps it around her waist and puts on her mask.

"Aaahh!" She was startled by Cat Noir watching her outside her window. He blows hot air on it and draws a heart shape on the window to amuse her.

"Oh, hey there, Kitty Cat. How do I look?" She posed to tease him.

"Me-wow" Cat Noir purred seductively, pawing on the window to be let in.

She opened the window to let him in. "Wow, you do look like some watermelon," Cat Noir said.

"Like you said. Add perfume to smell like watermelon" Marinette said.

"And you know Ladybugs aren't nightcrawlers" Cat Noir stroked his claws on her sides.

"Yeah, but they bring good luck, Kitty. So, It's Ladybug then?" Marinette asked.

"I love that name," Cat Noir said.

"And you inspired me. As well as my inspiration for designing fashion for the contest" Ladybug said.

"You're welcome, Bugaboo" Cat Noir said.

"I know this is very new but I hope you know how to catwalk in the fashion show," Ladybug said.

"I know my stuff, Milady" Cat Noir said.

"But I'll think about it. I'm a night person, I don't do daytime. I gotta get going. Love your spandex. Meow" Cat Noir purred.

"Okay, Kitty. Good luck" Ladybug kissed his cheek.

He jumped from roof to roof until he found a nightclub. He purred devilishly that he wanted to show the human world that he was more than a cat burglar in their eyes. Inside were men and women dancing to the sax music playing.

"Meow" Cat Noir smirked.

Everyone stopped and looked at him, thinking he was some kind of cat burglar or costume for Halloween.

"What's this? Some kind of a cat guy?" One asked.

"Yeah, watch this" Cat Noir walks up to the pole.

"This is my stage, pussy cat!" The snobby woman said.

"Care to wait your turn?" Cat Noir held on the pole.

He did hypnosis to make her shut up before it got intense. He soon clings to the pole, slowly dancing by a slow spin, and then got back up to bare his upper body, exposing his pecs and abs. It made all the women stare before fainting. The men simply backed away slowly that this teen was like a muscular god. Cat Noir swung his hair as he danced. A few women tried to stay strong but they fainted at the sight of his sexiness.

"Am I too much?" Cat Noir winked.

"You swoon them too hard, damn it!" The man yelled.

"Oh, my apologies" Cat Noir zips his suit up.

"How the hell are you so sexy at a young age?" Woman asked.

"You have no idea," Cat Noir said.

All the rest of the females were swooning at his sexy moves on the pole. The feline vampire grinned that he could totally make female humans swoon, with or without his hypnosis. He kept on dancing some more.

He took out his whip and smacked it on the floor to spook the audience, "RAWR!" He acted dangerously.

"The hell are you doing?" The man asked.

"Showing my wild side," Cat Noir said, nearly smacking the whip near the man for being rude.

"AGH! Damn kid!" the man screamed.

"Meow, I'm feeline puuuuurrrrrfectly happy that you all think I'm cute like a kitten" Cat Noir blows a kiss and the ladies swoon over him.

The man had a gun but Cat Noir snatched it with his whip, unlocking the bullets as he counted 6 of them, "Such a shame that you'll waste six of them when I have 9 lives" He then pointed the gun up and fired at the ceiling.

Startling the people in the club, not wanting to get the cat angry when he has a whip and stainless steel claws.

"It was fun entertaining you people" He wraps the whip.

"Who the bloody hell are you? A thief? A freak? A hero?" The man on stage asked.

"I'm this city's new puuuurrrrrtector, Cat Noir!" Cat Noir said.

"Enough with the puns!" The man hated those puns.

"Get used to them!" Cat Noir then leaps from the stage, "See you around. Spread the rumors for me, ladies and gentlemen. I'm very nocturnal at night" He left the club with a confident face.

Now he needed to feed but it wasn't easy finding prey that were inhuman. So he went into an alley to drain rats. He hates rats that were the cause of disease. No matter how many they reproduce, rats would be going on from millions. But he grabs one rat and snaps its neck before draining it. Once he feels full, he morphed into a cat to head home.

"What a night," He thought to himself.