A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 82: Be Advance Summoned, Masked Canoodle Bishounen Ike Mendius!
"Found you, chupa!"
Muda began a rapid gait. At such breakneck speed, Valvelgear and Zaida Velgear in their miniaturized modes would seem to be lurching along in slow motion flying behind him.
"Don't lose him, Damamu!"
"YES!" Damamu dragged Chupataro into the energy bubble.
Muda was fast. But Damamu was faster.
"Nowhere left to run, Muda Vel –!" Chupataro stopped himself. "Chupa? You're not Muda! You're –!"
"Why yes, I am. The Whispering Nobleman, Muda Velgear."
"You're Oomori Menjaburo, chupa!"
It was Menjaburo in a tacky plastic mask of Muda Velgear with a fixed grin. Even the hair was painted on, the mask tied around the back of Menjaburo's head with string.
"This isn't reality, chupa! Kuaidul has trapped you in an illusion, cabra!"
"Kuaidul? I think not, de gojaru!"
"There! What you just said! You are Menjaburo, chupa!"
"I am now and have forever been Zuwijo-sama's right hand. If you insist on standing in our way, you'll be eliminated."
"Bring it on, chupa! Chupa could never back down from a Rush Duel!"
"I graciously accept. Because you want me to, right?"
"Uhaha!" Damamu laughed. "Another Rush Duel! Uhaha!"
"Chupataro, chupa!"
"Muda Velgear."
"Chupa's telling you! You're not, cabra!"
"GO RUSH!"
"GO RUSH, CHUPA! Chupa's turn! Draw, chupa! Chupa summons two Ewekai Aquasheep and releases them!"
"Yay! Yay! It's an Advance Summon!" Damamu clapped.
"Mememelody! Cattle Meetimeetion! Capturing the hearts of livestock! Shaving the wool around their souls! Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan! Advance Summon, chupa!" (Level 7 LIGHT Beast/Normal ATK 2500 DEF 1600)
Meeeg-chan occupied the center Monster Zone.
"Chupa sets two cards! Turn end, chupa!"
"My turn. A whispering, tsukemen draw."
"Muda or Menjaburo! Which one is it? Pick one, chupa!"
"I shall summon Tsukemaro the Noodle Noble and Shirumaro the Noodle Noble."
Tsukemaro the Noodle Noble (Level 4 WATER Pyro/Normal ATK 1500 DEF 0)
Shirumaro the Noodle Noble (Level 4 WATER Pyro/Normal ATK 0 DEF 1500)
His Deck's Menjaburo's at least, chupa…
"Wouldn't you like me to Advance Summon?"
Damamu spread-eagled. "I WOULD!"
"Chupa! Whose side are you on, chupa?"
"I release Tsukemaro and Shirumaro, the two of them! 1: Canoodle with your whole heart! 2: Aliens also love canoodling! 3: Canoodle more than three meals a day! 4: I am filled with happiness for canoodling! 5: Even during an afternoon snack, I love canoodling! Be Advance Summoned, Masked Canoodle Bishounen Ike Mendius!" (Level 8 WATER Pyro/Effect ATK 2500 DEF 1700)
"CHU-PA! It's so bright, cabra!"
"Wah!" Damamu was blocking the light with an arm too.
"Are you astonished by Ike Mendius' good looks? That's the beauty of Over Rush Rare!"
So it isn't flat out Menjaburo's Deck, chupa! If Chupa wanted handsome, Chupa would go stare at Yuhi!
"I place a card from my hand on the bottom of my Deck, and send the top two cards to the Graveyard to activate Ike Mendius' effect! I return The Mask of Allure from my Graveyard to my hand, and pay 1000 Life Points to equip it to Ike Mendius!" ("Muda" LP 4000 ↓ 3000)
Ike Mendius' blond noodle locks fell upon a fresh visage. (ATK 2500 ↓ ATK 0)
"The monster equipped with The Mask of Allure loses its ATK points, but I send one card from my hand to the Graveyard. And then, and then! I can take control of Meeeg-chan and Special Summon Kuzunoha the Noodle Princess from my Graveyard with Meeeg-chan's stats!"
Kuzunoha the Noodle Princess (Level 4 WATER Pyro/Normal ATK 800 DEF 1500) ↑ ↓ (Level 7 LIGHT Beast/Normal ATK 2500 DEF 1600)
Meeeg-chan moved to the opponent's field, where she and Kuzunoha (in a Meeeg-chan mask) cozied up to Ike Mendius.
"MEEEG-CHAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CABRA?" Chupataro hugged Damamu's face so Damamu couldn't see.
"Hahaha, that tickles, Chupataro!"
"How's the flavour? No female monster can resist Ike Mendius' Harem Jutsu! Meeeg-chan, go! MAGICAL PASTURE ROLL!"
"CHUPAAAA!" Chupataro pushed Damamu aside as Meeeg-chan bowled him over. (Chupataro LP 4000 ↓ 1500)
"This is the end, de gojaru! Kuzunoha the Noodle Princess! Direct attack!"
"When you declare an attack, Chupa can activate the Trap Card, All-Purpose Landmine Glaymore, chupa! The monster with the highest ATK on your field is destroyed! Meeeg-chan and Kuzunoha the Noodle Princess' ATK are the same! Chupa chooses Kuzunoha to destroy, cabra!"
BOOM!
"By the skin of your teeth! But next turn, I'll have a card to throw away for The Mask of Allure again, and Ike Mendius shall entrance whatever monster you summon! Turn end, de gojaru!"
"Menjaburo! You're not Zuwijo's minion! You're a ninja, chupa!"
"Nin…ja?"
"Chupa's turn! Draw, cabra!" Chupataro refilled his hand. So Chupa says, but…If Chupa summons a monster, he'll just take control of it and…Hold on.
Nightmutton, Pyrowool, and Grounmouton were Normal Summoned.
"Release, chupa! Capturing the heart of the lonely chupacabra! Shaving the wool around his soul! Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi! Advance Summon, chupa!" (Level 6 LIGHT Beast/Effect ATK 2000 DEF 1200)
"When will you learn? I have The Mask of Allure! All your monsters are –!"
"All? Take a good look at Ike Mendius, chupa!"
A squiggly cloud of puzzlement had formed over Ike Mendius. He was befuddled. A Kuriboh reading a Magic Formula Book.
"Ike Mendius! Why?"
"You said it yourself, didn't you, chupa? No female monster can resist Ike Mendius, chupa! His jutsu won't affect Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi, cabra!"
"麺どくせー!" (Mendokusē!)
"Yuhi only has eyes for Chupataro, chupa!" He fell through the hologram attempting to nuzzle it. "Magic Card, Kamikaze Blade! Chupa destroys Ewekai Pyrowool and Ewekai Grounmouton on Chupa's field, and one Level 8 or lower monster on yours, chupa!"
"Ike Mendius?"
"No, chupa! Sorry, Meeeg-chan!" Chupataro lamented destroying her. "Chupa sends the top two cards of Chupa's Deck to the Graveyard to activate Yuhi's effect, chupa! His ATK goes up by 500, and for every Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan in Chupa's Graveyard, he gains 500 more!" (ATK 2000 ↑ ATK 2500 ↑ ATK 3000)
"Noo-noo-noodles, de gojaru! Ike Mendius' ATK is 0!"
"Check, please! Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi attacks Masked Canoodle Bishounen Ike Mendius!"
The illusion shattered for Menjaburo. The Muda mask dangled off his ear.
"LOVE OF CHUPACABRA ROLLING: DREAM DUNKER!"
"Mennnnnnnn!" (Menjaburo LP 3000 ↓ 0)