Author note: The author stands in solidarity with the people of Gaza and Palestine against the illegal occupation of the terrorist state of Israel.

Chapter 16

They bothe entered in the metro and sat. They were silent because none knew what and how that happened but Hachi couldn´t contain his emotion.

-OMG Googles how the fuck did you do that!? Said Hachi, unable of containing his emotions.

-I don´t know man, it just came to me. Said Googles. CQ Cumber puked expelling Craig from his innards. Craig was talking from a walki-talkie. Two female voices were talking from it.

-So you have found the other walkie-talkie in the Nantai mountain? Asked Craig.

-Yeah, it looks like some old fossiles had too much fun here. Said a female voice, she was Pearl.-Now we have to clean it you son of a bitch.

-Watch your mouth and be respectfull towards the elder. Said Craig.

-Changing topic, you said you wanted to go to the "promised land", right? Asked the other female voice, she was Marina.

-Yes. Said Craig.

-And you have an inkling and an octoling. Said Marina sounding interested in Hachi. Craig answered affirmatively.

-If that is the case Marina, my girlfriend, is interested in freeing Hachi, Google or whatever you call and you Craing to the "promised land" aka the surface so she created a Inkord (the Discord of the Splatoon world) in order to help you to get out of that shithole. Said Pearl. Everyone received the invitations and joined the server.

-The guys who want to get the first Thang in their hands get out of the metro, we have arrived to the stop. Said CQ Cumber. They were ready to get the first thang...

It was a quiet place they saw the first thang there, it looked like the base of a blender. They thought that was an easy one for the things they already experimented. How wrong they were. In that moemnt a tentacle emerged and took the thang making both Googles and Hachi surprised. The creature emerged it was a cube! It was the Mighty Octostomp! It had the same looks like the zombie octolings from the previous chapter, it was sanitized.

-Well, well, well! It looks we see eachother again, Googles. Said the Mighty Octostomp.

-Wait you know this guy? Asked Hachi surprised.

-Of course I know him, he was a very naughty femboy in that party. Said the Mighty Octostomp. -But now I am more powerfull than ever!- And a waterproof padding held with a belt surrounded him.

-Googles is also stronger than the last time! He has superpowers! Said Hachi.

-You are right, Hachi, let´s beat this looser. Said Googles. He took out his pants and showed his boner and started fapping while Hachi was encouraging him to unleash his powers. The dick countinued with hsi 15cm, a regular size, Googles was wondering why it wasn´t working this time till he had an orgasm and cummed a regular jizz. The Mighty Octostomp was very confused and when they finished he just tried to stomp them but they dodged it. They realized that they need to beat that shit in a traditional way.

-How can we kill that shit? Asked Hachi.

-The last time I fought him you only had to take the oportunity and climb its sides with ink and destroy that tentacle. Said Googles pointing the Mighty Octostomps back. Then he had a revelation. They needed to destroy the belt´s buckle and its defenses would be down. Googles took Hachi and made a superjump he trhowed Hachi to the buckle and hedestroyed the buckle making feel the Mighty octostomp naked so he stomped him and made him loose a life, Googles lost it too but he got revenge and climbed the sides and inked the tentacle making it explode. Both returned to the starting point. The Mighty Octostomp had an evolution and how he had the same waterproof padding but with more security buckles and now it could also make ink bubbles. Googles and Hachi decided that they needed to do tandem attacks. They made a coordinated attack and destroyed two buckles at the same time. Their rapport was so intense that Hachi learnt too how to make the superjump and the explosive jump. There was only one buckle left they both made an explosive jump and destroyed it. The Mighty Octostomp fell back exposing the big tentacle Hachi took they apportunity to get revenge so he took a lot of bombs, knifes and glue and sticked the bombs to the knifes. After that he stabbed the tentacle with the knife boms and mede them explode destroying the tentacle. Now the Mighty Octostomp made its fiunal form 2 more faces appeared on his head making him look like an hindu god.

-We must kill him now! Said Hachi.

-Are you ready to make the duble explosive jump again? Asked Googles to Hachi. Hachi answered affirmatively.

-I won´t let you do that again! Said teh Mighty Octostomp. Both our heroes and the Mighty Octostomop jumped. Mighty Octostomp was stronger and he stomped them. -Hahahaha! One kill more and you will die!- In that moment someone bursted in the fight violently attacking teh Mighty Octostomp and ripping him one of its extra faces making him scream in agony. After that she took its belt and started tightening it making it suffocate. Due to inner pressure the big tentacle had to get out to not get squeezed. She ripped off the tentacle and took a bite of it just to spit it out instantly because it was disguisting. Googles and Hachi took the opportunity that it was almost dead to dismantle it completely. They destroyed it so hard that they only left some metal scrap remaining.

-Wow, thank you so much for saving us! Said Hachi.

-Hachi we almost amde all the work. Said Googles correcting him.

-Long time we don´t see Googles. Said Headphones.

-Headphones!? How did you ended up here? Asked Googles.

-You guys know each other? Asked Hachi.

-Yes, let me intoduce you to Headphones, she is an old friend of mine. Headphones this is Hachi, a random octoling that lost his girlfriend. Said Googles.

-Nice to meet you. Said Headphones to Hachi.

-Same. Said Hachi. Our three heroes took the thang and entered the Deepsea Metro. They gave Headphones the invitation link to the Inkord server and started inkording.

-Marina, Pearl, this is Headphones a friend of mine. Chatted Googles.

-Headphones? The one that got pregnant by a nigger? Asked Pearl.

-Yes, are you the same ones from Off The Hook, that unbreakable lesbian couple? Asked Headphones angry.

-Yes, now pardon Pearl, she behaves very agressively when she is hungry. Said Pearl.

-Dw Marina we can wait. Said Hachi.

-Don´t you dare to talk to my girlfriend! She is mine to little gay. Said Pearl.

-xnwd bcuhwdnc. Chatted Craig.

-What the fuck Craig. Asked everyone.

-wsxkwdc jwsx I am trying the keyboard :D. Chatted Craig.

-Why that emoji? Asked Marina.

-I´m trying to make emojis UWU. Said Craiig. Everyone cringed with that UWU.

-Pearl and me are going to eat, see you later. Chatted Pearl.

**Pearl and Marina left the chat**

-You haven´t told us how you ended up here. Said Googles to Headphones.

-:O. Said Craig.

-Oh, right. Well, yesterday Gloves came to us and told us that you went missing when Mr. Grizz threw you to the sea so started looking for you.

-OWO. Said Craig.

-Since we couldn´t find you we decided to do a picnic in Nantai mountain. Specs wanted to pee and accidentaly fell in a pit. Knit Hat and me inmediately jumped in the pit to save him. While we where falling the pit divided in 3 paths and each one took one. I ended up here. Said Headphones.

-:3-. Said Craig.

-Craig, CAN YOU STFU I AM HAVING MY LORE MOMENT! Said Headphones angry.

-T_T. Said Craig.

**Craig left the chat**

-The thing is that I encountered a jewish sounding telephone who promised me that he´d bring me to the Promised Land if I got the 4 thangs. I guess tthat thing we got is one of those thangs.

-A phone? Asked Googles.

-That phone told us the same thing. Said Hachi. Our three heroes were left thoughtfull.

-We are arriving to the next stop! Yelled CQ Cumber. Our heroes entered in the station to face the new challenge.

-Ok guys, this challenge is simple: you have a limited amount of ink to complete this challenge if you fail you´ll explode. Said CQ Cumber. Our heroes gathered to make a plan.

-Ok guys what do you think if we take turns to ink? Asked Headphones.

-Roger that. Said Googles. Hachi would in the surface and Googles and Headphones would kill the enemies. When tehy were halfway they realized that they were low on ink.

-How is this possible I used as less as possible.

-We killed every enemy with one shot! Said Headphones scared.

-How is this possible? Asked Googles. CQ Cumber started laughing.

-You are so dumb, but let me explain you. The same way it works with your lifes the ink is owned collectively. Said CQ Cumber.

-I´m so fucking tired of you dirty tricks! You can play dirty! Ok! I´ll play dirty too! Yelled Googles. He tooks his ink tank and started filling it with pee. Googles told Hachi and Headphones to do the same, they doubted it at the beggining but the followed him. CQ Cumber wouldn´t let himself be challlenged so easily so he activated the bombs and splatted everyone. Googles felt so angry that his dick started getting harder and biggger and like in the previous episode him dick got absurdly big and shot presured ink that inked every inch of the level and cleared every enemy from the scenario. CQ Cumber was so scared that he peed there. Googles looked at him, his friends were scared.

-Activate the bombs and you´ll be the next. Said Googles. They arrive to the end of the leevl with no complications. When they returned to the metro they checked Inkord.

-Hey guys, how are you doing it? Asked Pearl.

-Great! We are about to get our second thang! Said Googles.

-I have to go to buy bread, see you later guys! Chatted Marina.

*Marina left the chat*

-Now that I remeber, I don´t know you. Let me do quick browse in Googles (not the character but the Google of the Splatoon world). I´ll begin with you Craig! Said Pearl.

-Have a bit of respect to the elder you little dyke! Said Craig angry.

-OMG. Said Pearl surprised.

-What have you found? Asked Googles.

-Cmon Pearl it can´t be that bad. Said Hachi.

-Craig appear in a list called "War criminals from the War of Bosnia". Said Pearl.

-Good old days. Said Craig.

-WTF is this conversation? I just come back from buying bread and you make one of yours. Said Marina.

-Ok, Googles, the octopus guy, and the bitch. Get ready we have arrived to the next station, this one has the second thang. Good luck Googles. Said CQ Cumber.

-Thank CQ Cumber. You know guys, same procedure. EJA, EJA! Said Googles.

-ALALÀ! Said Hachi and Headphones.

TO BE CONTINUED.