(Just imagine the Total Drama Intro playing in your head. I can't really describe it myself.)

[You see a plane of pretty questionable quality flying across the sky carrying 14 people. Inside the zeppelin you get a good look at the 14 people sitting down in rows. We stop at Sky who takes out a piece of gum and turns to her seat partner Max]

Sky: Want some gum?

[Max looks over and scoffs]

Max: Your offering of simple confectionery quite disgusts me. Take your gum and shove it in someone else's face!

[Max turns his body away from Sky. She shrugs as if indifferent to the situation and in about a matter of seconds Max gets a pained expression and turns back towards her.]

Max: Umm…you know maybe I will take that offering.

[Sky passses the gum to Max and he pops it into his mouth before violently thrashing about and spitting it back into his hand. He looks back at sky and puts the wet gum back in the wrapper as he continues to sulk]

Max: Hmm, it'd appear even these people can't be trusted.

[It cuts over to Dave laughing as he watches the Sky and Max situation unfold]

Dave: Haha, that guy is a little weird, right?

[Dave turns and sees Leonard in full costume]

Dave: Umm…

Leonard: Oh, it would appear you've noticed my costume. So what do you think!

[Dave hesitates and thinks on how to react]

Dave: I-It's ok bu-

Leonard: I knew you'd like it. Though…why aren't you wearing one.

[Daves expression is just utter confusion at this point]

Dave: Because I don't have one.

[Leonard gasps quite exaggeratedly]

Leonard: R-Really, then I'll help you once we get to our destination!

[Before Dave could harshly reject the offer he feels a poke on his shoulder from Ella who is sitting behind Leonard and Dave)

Ella: I heard what you were talking about and it sounded fun, could I join perhaps.

[Dave immediately gets hysterical and starts to blab nonsense before Leonard can interject]

Leonard: Of course, the more the merrier…our party grows by the seconds!

[Dave sighs and after we cut to Beardo and Amy sitting together. Beardo is lost in thought while Amy gets up from her seat and goes to talk with her twin sister Sammy.]

Amy: Switch seats…now…please!

Sammy: B-But I-

[Amy grabs a hold of her sisters sleeve]

Amy: Switch…now!

[Sammy sighs and switches her seat and Amy sits where sister once was. Amy looks next to herself and sees Jasmine and notices her height.]

Amy: Giant-

[The words came out of her mouth just instantly and she instantly covers it, though Jasmine instantly heard]

Jasmine: Hey, are we going to have a problem?

[Amy awkwardly laughs and stands back up]

Amy: I'm just going to switch…again.

[We switch over to Sugar and Scarlett who are sitting together]

Sugar: This here plane sucks. Who could sit here for more than five seconds.

[No words are uttered out of Scarletts mouth]

Sugar: C'mon, speak to me!

[Still no words are spoken from Scarlett]

Sugar: What kinda person are ya to not speak when spoken to.

[Scarlett doesn't answer and Sugar just gets super annoyed due to boredom. We pan over to Rodney whose looking at the two, he turns to his neighbor Shawn and begins to talk]

Rodney: Hey, that girl over there is so quiet. She must be thinking of something smart…she must have some real brains right?

[Suddenly after hearing the word brains Shawn jolts and starts to panic.]

Shawn: Brains, Whose brains?! N-Nobody's getting my brain!

[Rodney just looks highly concerned while Shawn still panics. We cut to the captains corner where Topher is annoying the flight attendant.]

Topher: You know, in the future you should take better care of your aircraft, especially when people like me are in attendance. The seats are uncomfy, everything's a mess, I think I sat in some gum when I got here so-

[The pilot starts to snap as his once annoyed face becomes that of anger.]

Pilot: Please…shut up.

Topher: Now excuse me, that's not the proper way to talk to someone with this pretty of a face, I'm honestly quite offended.

[The pilot finally looks like he just wants to plain die]

Pilot: After this…I quit.

[Suddenly a bang is heard and Topher falls to the ground with a noticeable thud. The pilot nonchalantly picks up the speaker and soon we pan over to the rest of the concerned and panicking cast as the pilot speaks]

Pilot: Uhhh…we uhhh have a little problem with the uhhh jet engine…because it kinda uhh blew up.

[Jasmine looks terrified and also concerned]

Jasmine: It what?!

Pilot: So uhh…there's a crate of uhhh parachutes…grab those and jump…if you want to live I guess.

[The loud speaker stops and everybody starts to scramble towards a wooden crate of parachutes. As soon as everyone has one we see multiple perspectives of people just jumping to safety. We see all of the contestants falling before staying with Jasmine as she tugs on her parachute string and she's launched up. We see Beardo do the same thing but instead of a parachute instead a bunch of musical come out.]

Beardo: (Sad trombone noise)

[Next we see the twins, specifically Sammy who is grabbing onto her sisters leg out of sheer fear]

Amy: Sammy, your making us drop faster just let me go!

[She kicks Sammy with enough force that she immediately lets go and falls. Amy pulls the string and she sighs as a proper parachute comes out. Sammy is still scared but she also manages to pull the string and have the same outcome. She screams with joy and has a huge smile on her face. We move to Leonard who also pulls his string but a bunch of useless school supply comes out and he just looks sad.]

Leonard: Oh how I wish in moments like this magic were a reality.

[Ella pulls her string as she hums a song. A bear with a parachute falls out instead but her expression still has a forced smile on]

Ella: I'm glad you and some of the others will be safe little bear!

[A tambourine floats up towards Ella and she grabs it as she starts to make a beat to make levity of the situation. Sugar pulls her string and nothing but tiaras come out. She squeals and grabs one.]

Sugar: Oh thank you for giving me this beautiful crown before I die!

[Dave falls ahead of Sugar and he pulls his string, nothing but feathers fall out of his. Any fear leaves his body and he's just disappointed.]

Dave: Yup…feathers…I get it…funny.

[Sky opens hers and somehow a cat just hisses and flies away. She's in complete and utter shock]

Sky: This…is beyond cruel…

[Topher proceeds to pull his string which causes an actual parachute to come out. He laughs at his survival]

Topher: I knew the world wouldn't let me fall!

[Scarlett pulls her without any fear and a parachute comes out as it should. Rodney also pulls his to the same result which makes him happy.]

Rodney: Alright!

[Shawn pulls his string and a bunch of hotdogs fall out which causes greats amount of panic.]

Shawn: Normally I like hotdogs, right now not so much.

[Jasmine grabs Shawn by the bag. He's confused but he eventually smiles]

Shawn: H-Hey, thanks!

[Jasmine also catches a falling Leonard and he is equally grateful]

Leonard: Thank you for that!

[The group of Leonard, Jasmine and Shawn all land onto the ground safely. Sky tries to position her trajectory towards the water as she curls into a ball and successfully lands. Sky surfaces and sighs with relief. Almost everyone else starts falling one by one into the water as some others with parachutes land themselves onto the sand of the island. We look at Sammy who is hyperventilating but landed on the beach.]

Sammy: Oh my god…I made it.

[Amy lands right behind her and says nothing. Soon everyone starts to swim towards the beach.]

Jasmine: Is everyone here okay?

[Rodney looks over at Jasmine and then sees the others swimming towards land]

Rodney: Yeah, I think we all made it!

[Sky gets up onto the beach and starts to walk dripping wet.]

Sky: This is so not how I wanted this camp to start…wait, I feel like someone's missing.

[We see Max who has a parachute stuck in a tree. Everyone looks at him struggling]

Max: If you do not release me free you'll be burned to the-

(The branch that has the parachute caught breaks and Max screams as he hits the sand hard.]

[Everyone makes it to land, and most people just ignore Max. Soon a familiar voice speaks up and can be heard to everyone. We cut to see Chris McLean and Chef walking towards the campers.]

Chris: Hello newbies, ready for some fun!

[Topher looks over at Chris and a smile spreads all throughout his face.]

Topher: No way…t-there is no way right?!

[He begins to run over towards Chris. As soon as he is there he immediately grabs Chris' shoulders and tears flow.]

Topher: This isn't real right?! Haha, it's him…it's him! IT'S HIM.

[All the cast looks over confused]

Dave: Umm…what's going on?

Sky: I'm just as confused as you right now.

[Chris pushes Topher away and he starts brushing his shirt. He clears his throat and begins to speak]

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome to Total Drama Pahkitew Island.

[Gasps are heard and more confused looks are seen]

Topher: NO WAY!

Amy: Umm, no way is right! I never signed up for this.

Sammy: Neither did I!

Chris: Nope, I'm pretty sure you all signed up

[Dave walks over towards Chris]

Dave: No, at least I never did! I decided to come to a camp retreat…I didn't come to be a contestant on a half baked game show. Now please take me to where I'm supposed to properly be.

[Chris and Chef smile and laugh hysterically to the point where they can't control themselves.]

Sammy: What's so funny?

Chris: Ok…ok…well it looks like our plan worked!

Jasmine: Plan?

[Chef continues to chuckle and Chris starts smirking with little bouts of laughter from here and there.]

Chris: So, me and Chef thought it'd be really funny if we brought in contestants onto the show with no idea themselves. And it worked, I am such a genius!

[Many contestants look dejected but we look towards Ella who still has a smile on her face.]

Ella: Oh, I was a huge fan of Total Drama, especially World Tour. I loved the songs so much I rehearsed them at the mall, so seeing the person behind such a thing puts a smile to my face.

Shawn: Umm, not mine!

[Topher looks directly at Shawn with disdain.]

Topher: I'm sorry…but what'd Chris do to you.

Shawn: I haven't forgotten what you did. Y-Y-You madman!

[Chris tilts his head like a dog trying to learn something]

Chris: Umm…what of the many things that I've done have you not forgotten?

[Shawn looks angry]

Shawn: You made a zombie!!! That kid, i-in the beanie, he was turned into a zombie!

Chris: Oh that kid…we don't talk about that kid. So as a quick punishment of bringing back some trauma.

[Chef punches Shawn which causes each of the contestants to flinch or pay attention, Shawn rubs his face.]

Shawn: You cannot silence me!

Chris: Keep pushing your luck. It's funny!

[Rodney grabs Shawn and drags him away from Chris]

Chris: Alright let's get this show on the road. Follow me! Chef, make sure there's no one left behind.

[Chris walks away and people start to follow. We cut to Max still on the ground, Chef stands over and looks at him.]

Max: Yes?

[Chef grabs Max and puts him over his shoulder as he thrashes and protests. We then cut to everyone piled together as a group with Chris and Chef standing in front of them.]

Chris: Welcome to Pahkitew Island, a kree island in Western Canada. After our last season our original island kinda sunk by someone who will not be talking about.

[Chris looks directly at Chef for a few seconds before speaking again]

Chris: So the big thing with before was that we had a mess hall, cabins, and a hot tub! Well not anymore, we're stuck with nothing but forests and caves here. Plus with it being just a little more wild we're in for the roughest season here on Total Drama!

[Dave looks towards the group.]

Dave: He probably says that every season.

[Chef proceeds to throw a stick directly at Dave's head.]

Chris: All of you will, like every season, compete in challenges all over our island and whichever team loses will be under threat of elimination and the last surviving player will win one million dollars! So, any questions!

[Everyone raises there hand]

Chris: No questions? Good, let's pick your teams. So, stand on my left when I call your name which will consist with everyone that had actual parachutes.

[Chris clears his throat]

Chris: Jasmine, Rodney, Topher, Max, Scarlett, Amy, and Samey.

[Sammy raises her hand and speaks]

Sammy: You pronounced my name wrong…it's Sammy.

Chris: Hmm? Oh, after learning that we'd have twins on the show and finding out you were younger I just thought it'd be funny if we called you Samey.

Sammy: Ok well…

Chris: Cause you're the second twin…the lesser Amy if you will.

[We cut to a confessional with Samey inside looking dejected]

Sammy: This is so unfair, I didn't even want to be in the same place as Amy…it already seems like this whole comparison thing is happening again.

[The confessional ends]

Chris: Anyway, your team will officially just be called The Soaring Eagles.

[Chris turns to the remaining seven competitors]

Chris: Now, for everyone else whose lives were very close to ending. Shawn, Sky, Dave, Ella, Beardo, Leonard, and Sugar. You'll officially be known as…The Ferocious Tigers.

Dave: Where'd you get these names from. Did you just generate them.

Chris: Hey, these names were picked by me with my full creative control.

Sky: I mean…they are kinda basic.

[Chris looks shocked and upset]

Chris: It was either this or team names in the Cree language. I didn't want to remember those difficult words okay.

[Chef nods]

Topher: So what'll our first challenge be?

[Topher rubs his hands together and laughs]

Topher: This is going to be good.

Sugar: Personally I want to know where we'll be sleeping.

Chris: Don't worry, those two questions will be answered right about now!

[Soon a giant pile of trash falls behind the cast, Chris, and Chef}

Chris: Your challenge will actually have to do with your living conditions. This challenge will be all about building your own shelter using this pile of garbage. Plus, to make your life more difficult we've deployed cannon ball blasters all over the island to hinder your progress. I'll show you an example.

[We cut to a tennis ball blaster manned by Chef]

Chris: A glancing blow will sting.

[A tennis ball hits Dave on his cheek and he whines in pain. Sky gasps and Dave looks at her.]

Dave: That…only hurt a little.

Chris: And a direct hit will send you right to the ground.

[A tennis ball hits Max directly in the stomach and he does fall to the ground as Chris said]

Chris: Will someone please help that little boy to his feet?

[Rodney kneels down and picks Max up as he pats him on the back]

Chris: Well, that's basically it. Any questions.

Jasmine: Yeah, how long do we have to build our shelter.

Chris: A day.

[Sugar groans and sits on a rock]

Sugar: Oh muffin tops,I'm too tired for that.

Chris: I mean I guess you could find a shelter instead. Though with the dangerous animals around I wouldn't recommend it unless you wanted to die or you're just brave.

[Sugar still looks exhausted]

Sugar: That's still so much work.

Chris: Either way I don't care. Also this challenge won't be an elimination I want you all to stew in each other company before picking each other off…

Dave: At least that's a mercy…I guess?

Chris: Yeah…sure…whatever. Anyway your challenge starts now.

[Soon tennis balls fly everywhere before anyone can react and soon each team moves in seperate directions.]

Chris: Man, I love this job!

[We cut to the Soaring Eagles who're in the forest discussing a plan]

Jasmine: Alright, in these situations we're going to need a leader. I'd personally like to appoint myself, any one who wants to lead, speak now or forever hold your peace.

[Cut to a confessional with Rodney]

Rodney: Back on the farm it's just me, my very old dad, and my five little brothers so I'm kinda used to being in charge. So when Jasmine appointed herself as leader I didn't know what to do.

[Confessional Ends]

Rodney: I'd like to be considered.

[Jasmine looks at Rodney]

Jasmine: Alright, what makes you qualified.

Rodney: Back home I'm pretty used to taking charge. I've got experiences with heavy lifting and stuff back on the farm.

Jasmine: Oh really? Well farmboy while that makes you quite admirable have you ever experienced anything outside of that?

[Rodney makes a noise of confusion and looks at Jasmine with such emotion]

Jasmine: What I'm trying to say is this. Have you ever truly had the experience to lead people through an experience that's bound to be as dangerous as this?

[We cut to a confessional with Rodney again]

Rodney: At that moment it just kinda hit me that I've never truly been told what to do by someone who isn't my dad before. So I decided…

[The confessional ends and Rodney is now looking directly at Jasmine and as he speaks he begins to stutter]

Rodney: A-Alright, we'll do it your way.

Jasmine: Cool, anyone else…no? Alright. It's about time we discussed our strategy.

[We cut over to the Ferocious tiger hiding behind rocks with rocks still firing]

Sky: Alright, any ideas.

[There are no responses]

Sky: Really, no one?

Dave: I mean…we were kinda forced to compete in a game show against our will so my motivation for this is actually below the negatives.

[Suddenly Leonard burst in with speech]

Leonard: Perhaps we can create a wizards tower?

[Soon there are many voices that chime in]

Ella: Oh…I second that!

Sugar: Wizard says Sugar does!

[Dave however immediately retorts]

Dave: Denied.

[Leonard looks dejected]

Leonard: How disappointing.

Sky: I'm sorry Leonard but I agree with Dave. One, a wizard tower is usually quite narrow and we need room for seven of us. and second, a wizards tower would just be too time consuming.

[After clearing his voice and shaking a little Beardo speaks up]

Beardo: I'm in agreement with Dave and Sky.

[Suddenly everyone looks at Beardo]

Dave: So…you can speak.

Sky: Dave, let him talk .

[A confessional starts with Beardo inside]

Beardo: When I'm around new people it's very hard to speak. So generally I use noises and body sound.

[Beardo scratches his head]

Beardo: Been the first time in a while where I've spoken up…feels kinda nice.

[The confessional ends]

Sky: So Shawn, what do you think.

[Everyone looks at Shawn and he starts to sweat. After another confessional starts with Shawn]

Shawn: In my mind I'm always running from zombies and if you're not you're crazy. Being here though where this whole thing started makes me even more paranoid.

[The confessional ends]

Shawn: Do what you'd like, but if it were me I'd sleep up in a tree somewhere, nice and tall. No zombie can get you up there.

[Dave groans and rolls his eyes]

Dave: There are no zombies here.

Sugar: And I am not sleeping in a tree.

Sky: Wait, Shawn!

[Shawn looks at sky still worried]

Shawn: Yes?

Sky: You may prove useful, do you think you can direct us somewhere nice and secure for shelter?

[Shawn thinks for about 10 seconds]

Shawn: Yeah sure, trust me I've got an eye for this stuff.

[Shawn runs and everyone follows. Cut back to the Soaring Eagles who are still discussing]

Jasmine: What is the most important thing in that pile other than wood.

[Scarlett raised her hand]

Jasmine: Oh, if you have something to say Scarlett just bark it out. You don't have to be so silent

Scarlett: There's a wheelbarrow in the rubble. If you take that you can move stuff in it which'd make the gathering process quite easier.

Samey: That would be pretty useful.

Jasmine: Nice work there Scarlett!

[Jasmine puts her hand in her chin to think]

Jasmine: Amy and Samey, you two are siblings. You tel should be decent at teamwork.

[No response is heard from the twins]

Jasmine: So, why don't you two drive Chef's fire while Rodney grabs as much wood as he can.

[Rodney stands faking confidence while also awkwardly laughing]

Rodney: Y-Yeah I love to help! I-ll do the best I ca-

[Amy grabs Rodney by the ear and drags him]

Amy: Stop talking and start moving

[All three start moving and stop near where the pile is]

Amy: If you want to be useful now's the time to move Rodney!

Rodney: Right!

[Rodney runs towards the pile as the other two stand guard]

Amy: You know it'd do you some good if you don't stand so awkwardly. Makes us look weak.

Sammy: Well, the whole confidence thing and leadership is-

[The tennis balls start launching and on instinct Amy uses Sammy as a sort of shield. Each hit makes Sammy uncomfortable and yell just a little. Rodney comes back with wood and Amy leans back to sit on the wood while still holding on to Sammy. We cut back to the rest of the group whose watching them come back]

Jasmine: Now everyone we're all going in there all at once. Bring something good and important alright.

[Jasmine claps and everyone starts to run towards the pile. After a confessional with Topher starts]

Topher: If she really wanted something good and important then she should have asked for a picture of my face!

[The confessional ends and we go back to the Tigers running through the forest. Sugar starts to stagger behind]

Sugar: Can y'all please stop.

[They all grind to a halt]

Ella: Sugar are you okay.

[Ella puts her hand on her shoulder and she knocks it back]

Sugar: I don't need your concern, I'm fine!

Dave: Then why'd we stop.

[Sugars stretches her arms out]

Sugar: I already told you I was too tired for this.

Shawn: Well you won't have to run again for now. I've found a cave.

[The group all peers at the cave as Sky makes a gesture to go towards it. Inside it isn't long or deep but it is quite spacious]

Dave: I mean, it's good…for a cave. But are we really going to sleep on rocks.

[Shawn looks towards Dave with annoyance]

Shawn: Look I'm sorry I couldn't give you a five star hotel. This is the best I've got!

Sky: Well I think it's great Shawn.

Ella: It's very roomy here, it completely makes up for the lack of proper comfort.

Sky: So all in favor of using this as our base, raise your hand!

[Shawn, Sky, Beardo, and Ella instantly raise their hands]

Sugar: As long as I get to sleep I'm fine.

[Sugar then raises her hand]

Leonard: While I still like my original idea. I still believe this cave will be ample for our goals.

[Leonard then raises his hand]

Sky: Well it's settled this'll be a shelter, at least for now!

[Dave sighs and sits on a rock]

Dave: Fine, whatever.

[Soon though the vibe is interrupted with a lone Max]

Sky: Isn't that a member of the other time?

[Max looks less than pleased]

Max: It's Max and you best not forget that. Anyway, what are all of you doing here?

Sky: Well, we live here now for starters.

[Max holds in a laugh]

Max: I'm sorry, actually no I'm not sorry, I'll be needing this cave for important business.

[Everyone just looks plain confused]

Ella: What business, maybe we could help?

[Max immediately recoils at the statement]

Max: You have no right to know of my plans. Now leave before I humiliate you all.

Sky: Sorry but no.

Max: Hmm, then you leave me with no choice.

[Max confidently walks in there and while you don't see what happens Max immediately runs away faster then he came in. A confessional with Max all bruised then occurs.]

Max: So what if I was beat up. It was just too dark in there, and as soon as I walked in I lost interest. Besides…I need a place perfect to meticulously think of ways to prove myself to these fools. And once that happens…

[Max crosses his arms looks at the camera and laughs]

Max: Well when that happens nobody will want to mess with me again.

[The confessional ends and we see the finished structure for the Eagles. For the most part it's generally a decently sized treehouse]

Jasmine: There we go, all done.

[Chris soon flies in to check in on the building]

Chris: This is nice, and smart building it above ground level.

[Max walks back still very bruised as soon as Chris finishes speaking]

Max: Oh yeah…and why is that?

[The ground rumbles and everyone gets concerned]

Chris: Well, here comes your answer.

[Soon a whole moose stampede comes rushing through and Max begins to scream as the only one on the ground. He manages to escape but still gets hit by the front moose. All the others look down at the hoard and as soon as it finishes Chris just laughs.]

Sammy: So, what about the other team?

Chris: Huh, what about them?

Sammy: I mean, I haven't seen them anywhere. Are they okay.

[Max climbs up a ladder and he stands with the rest of his team on the tree house]

Max: They're in a cave. Fools didn't even try to build.

[Max then walks into the tree house interior to find it completely empty]

Max: So…what's the point of a base with no options for lounging

Jasmine: Oh right…

[Jasmine looks to Chris]

Jasmine: So, is there a way we can perhaps get some like things for proper sleep.

Chris: Nope, you probably could find some stuff in the rubble though. We'll only get rid of it once it's officially the next day.

[Jasmine sighs]

Jasmine: I'll go check to find something to substitute for a blanket.

Rodney: I can help! I-

[Jasmine makes a shush symbol towards Rodney's mouth]

Jasmine: I appreciate it but I'm good.

[She climbs down the tree house and makes her way towards the trash pile. It becomes night time and we see the Tigers in a much calmer state, they have a fire going with Dave, Sky, Beardo, Ella, and Leonard all around it with Sugar fast asleep and Shawn nowhere to be found.]

Sky: Is everyone comfortable?

Dave: I guess as comfortable as we could ever get in a situation and place like this.

[Ella looks towards everyone and smiles]

Ella: Maybe we could take this time to learn about each other. We'll be staying here for a while, let's just talk!

Dave: As long as you're starting it then I guess.

Sky: Yeah I think that's an excellent idea!

Leonard: I do agree through many experiences that learning about your companions is a key to success.

[Everyone then looks at Beardo]

Sky: What do you think?

[Beardo looks visibly uncomfortable but makes a dinging sound with his mouth to suggest that he's in agreement]

Ella: If you'll let me, I'll start.

[Everyone goes to listen]

Ella: As you know my name is Ella and if you wanted to know something about me you should know I like to sing!

Sky: I couldn't help but notice you humming and whispering to yourself, is that you singing.

Ella: Oh yes that would be me singing! I'm sorry if I annoy you but it's just a thing I do!

Leonard: Please continue if you enjoy it, no one has a right to get annoyed by someone's interest if they truly care!

[Dave looks at Leonard after that remark with a bit of thought]

Ella: Thank you guys, in fact I ended up getting here because I thought I'd be able to join a camp all for singing! And while I'm sad about our predicament I'm happy to meet you all! Anyone else…

[Ella waits with no responses until Beardo takes a breath]

Beardo: My name is Beardo, and I uhhh…beatbox.

Dave: We could tell, you make those noises all the time.

Beardo: Yeah sorry…

Ella: I think it's quite impressive, no shame in that.

[Beardo smiles]

Dave: Whatever, somebody go next.

Leonard: I'm Leonard and I'm actually a professional LARPer.

[Sky and Dave just look confused]

Sky: What's that?

Leonard: It's basically just a big game where players dress up and experience a fantasy world in real life.

Ella: That sounds like fun! Is that why you're in costume!

[Leonard begins to stroke his incredibly fake beard that was made for his costume]

Leonard: Yes, I made it all on my own. If you remember our conversation on the plane maybe we could make you one!

[Ella gets a wide smile]

Ella: Oh yes I'd love that! In fact, we could all partake in this activity together.

Sky: Sounds good! To continue I'll go next.

Dave: Go ahead.

Sky: Well I'm Sky and I've always dreamt of joining the Olympics, everyday I'd practice and practice and I originally tried to go to a camp just for training, but now I'm here which isn't a bad alternative.

[Dave looks towards Sky with some confusion]

Dave: Why's that? Are you saying you aren't mad about being on a reality show against your will?

Sky: I'm trying to say that something like this will still keep me active and strong. Plus you heard Chris, last one standing wins One Million Dollars.

Leonard: That is quite the big prize, with some one like me I could buy so much material and stuff to host more professional games!

Ella: Very true! I'm glad the both of you can see the positives of this situation.

[Everyone goes to look at Dave now]

Ella: Now it's your turn!

[Dave looks up slightly nervous and scrambling to get his mind focused]

Dave: Uh, what do you need to know?

Sky: Just say your name, something about yourself, and why you originally came.

[Dave looks around]

Dave: My name is Dave, I guess I listen to…music…I guess.

Beardo: Hey uhh…what bands do you like then.

Ella: Oh yes I'd love to know too!

[Dave sweats as his eyes point at everyone individually]

Dave: You probably wouldn't know them, there just a little too out of the mainstream loop I guess. So you probably wouldn't know them.

Beardo: Ok…

[Dave stands up from the fire and the rest of the group]

Dave: Now with that I'm going to sleep. Perhaps we'll wake and it'll all be a dream.

[Dave walks away and Sky starts standing up]

Sky: Dave's probably right. Tomorrow, who knows what'll happen so rest and make sure you're ready for anything.

[Everyone gets up to leave except for Beardo who tends to the fire. We cut back to the Eagles who're still sitting in their tree house. Jasmine gets back with only four ratty blankets]

Jasmine: Sorry that I couldn't find blankets for all seven of you.

Rodney: But, that's only four. What about the three who don't get blankets.

[Scarlett raises her hand]

Jasmine: I already told you Scarlett, if you have something to say just say it.

Scarlett: Most of us will probably have to sleep in pairs.

Jasmine: That is how math works. So, whose sleeping where.

[Max walks up to Jasmine still bruised]

Max: I would like to sleep alone. My solitude is quite important.

[Jasmine hands Max a blanket and he walks off trying to look cool]

Jasmine: Everyone else take a blanket and find a partner so we can all sleep.

[Everyone takes a blanket and the arrangements are revealed. Jasmine is with Sammy, Amy is with Scarlett, Rodney is with Topher, and Max is alone.]

Jasmine: Well, good night everyone.

[It goes silent as you see everyone go to sleep. We cut to Chris and Chef in a very luxurious room]

Chris: Hey Chef, can you take these cameras and put them in the treehouse the Soaring Eagles made and while you're at go and dispose of the garbage.

[Chef walks off and it cuts to Chris walking towards the edge of the island. You see a camera crew and others and then we point right back to Chris]

Chris: Alright here we go one take.

[Chris clears his throat before finally doing his closer]

Chris: Well that's already our first episode done with. Tune in next time for more crazy, death defying, and wild craziness here on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!

[The camera has been zoomed out enough to see Chris standing next to a giant cannon and then to the rest of the island]

Chris: McLean…out.

End Episode