this is the start of the compost of Harry Potter plot bunnies I might return to it later but anyone is allowed to pick it up and adopt it I just ask for you to give credit. I just ask its not slash

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On a horrible Scottish afternoon in a certain castle. The populace was in a panic after 2 pranks set off armageddon. After the afternoon feast, every single soul was overcome with this one single thought "I need to take a shit". Seconds after an enormous groan emerges from the bowels of the children, teens, and adults. There was a stampede toward the restrooms but as soon as the first students arrived they saw their hopes and salvation crushed, as they tried to enter the restrooms they were repelled by a magical shield. However, the true Charry on top of the cake of devastation was that the restroom stall started to explode.

Once the students and staff realized that their porcelain salvation was now porcelain splinters they started to run in a panic to other places such as the nearest classrooms, yet Harry Potter who still didn't completely understand the layout of the magical castle, somehow ended up in a hall he didn't recognize with unfamiliar portraits and doors. He entered a room in the middle of the hall so he would not be immediately seen if someone else had come into this hall to look for a room to take a dump in.

He moved to a corner and was about to try and transfigure a bucket when he laid his back against a wall with a tapestry of a snake and muttered "Might as well use the tapestry to wipe my bum." in parseltongue before he attempted the transfiguration. Once the word was spoken he fell back passing through the wall.

"Shit" shouting out the word Harry saw a wall rotate to seem to move to reveal a door unknowing what to do and wanting to see what this place is about later he stood up and entered the door revealing a surprisingly modern bathroom yield floor modern looking toilet handwash and a bathtub with a shower head. Still this at the moment is consequential as he saw a toilet.

Exiting the room once his business was finished he spoke out loud "What is this place." yet again the wall seemed to spin to a different door. Entering it revealed a study room, a desk to the left wall, and a small library work of books on the right wall shelf. Walking to the desk he saw some books oddly written books.