Hello, how you all doing, my name is Demon Knight and I welcome you all.

Now unlike the other two stories I'm writing, this one is pretty perverted and it's more ero based rather than action and adventure, and because it's more ero based, I'm making this to be around 5k a chapter rather than my usual 6-8k.

I do hope you all get a kick out of this as this story is more of a funny and comedic one rather than what I usually write.

Now kickback and enjoy

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'Oh my' Demon or monster thinking

"Enough!" Demon or monster talking

"How intriguing" Announcer's voice

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Jiraiya had only one condition that had to be fulfilled if he were to seriously train Naruto. That condition was simply put, all about his student being honest about how he felt when he truly looked at a woman's body.

That's how it all started.

With Naruto admitting to his master that he did indeed like looking at a woman's boobs, at her ass and thighs.

Jiraiya naturally was so happy that he vowed right then and there that he would turn his precious apprentice into a masterpiece of a legacy.

In the Sannin's head that meant that Naruto had to embrace the way of the super pervert.

Naruto of course tried to resist.

He really did try to resist but Jiraiya's sheer stubbornness and Naruto's own traitorous hormones worked against him and after being inside thirty different brothels and forty two strip clubs, Naruto finally caved in and became the second coming of Jiraiya.

But the young jinchuriki took his… training a step further and became even more of a pervert than his Godfather ever was.

Now no longer was he just peeking at woman and writing his own brand of the Icha Icha series.

No.

He touched woman in lewd places, made them feel all hot and bothered while easily evading their raged-filled attacks and strikes.

He'd be indecent some more and it would result in a blushing stuttering mess of a woman running away with her pride and dignity in shambles while forever swearing to claim vengeance against him.

That's how it usually worked for one Naruto Uzumaki.

It was perfectly alright for him, it meant even more fun and teasing for when they came back just to have the process repeated all over again.

The bonus was that he could watch their ass jiggle as they sprinted away from him and boy was it almost always a good view.

So used to his success and victories, one couldn't blame him too much for being pervy with the mother of the sage of six paths.

She was hot.

Kaguya Otsutsuki was smoking hot.

Sure the horns were a bit freaky and yeah she was thousands of years old but Naruto couldn't resist slapping her fat thick ass.

Those robes may have been quite loose when worn around her body but there was no denying the dumptruck ass that jutted out from behind even when wearing such a baggy clothing.

As such Naruto just had to smack her large rear-end. He'd be spitting in his master's grave if decided not to.

The wobbles made were very nice to look at even through her dress. The squeak that followed afterwards was also kinda cute in his opinion.

Kaguya's reaction to being spanked was a mix of stunned shock, burning feminine fury and a very noticeable pink blush all rolled into one single expression.

But so confused she was as to how to feel in regards to him spanking her that in that same moment he and Sasuke took advantage and sealed her.

Unfortunately, she snapped out of her trance and blasted him to a portal that sent him to the gap between dimensions!

He only made it out thanks to the help of massive red dragon that was pretty nice and friendly. Said his name was Great Red.

Strange name but he wasn't judging.

Now usually he'd worry about how to release the infinite Tsukuyomi but old man sage proved to really be a formidable ally and somehow managed to help him and Sasuke release everyone from their fake dreams even though he was in another dimension.

Sucked that he couldn't bring him back to the elemental nation but if he was to remain here, he better do what he always does best.

Be a fucking maelstrom and cause chaos everywhere he goes.

And the first place to be a victim to his awesomeness was this place right here.

Kuoh Academy

A High school he just enrolled into.

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"Now everyone, before I continue with today's lesson I must first introduce you to a recently enrolled student, I trust you all to treat him well." The history teacher Hiyaki-sensei said happily.

Her tone may have been happy but all the students gulped as she peered at them with eyes promising pain and detention if they acted against her wishes.

"You can come in~" She cheerfully called out.

What followed next was a torrent of crimson flooding the room as every woman had a nosebleed the moment the new student entered.

The specimen was tall, being around six foot one and possessing waist-length sun-kissed blond hair tied into an elegant ponytail.

He possessed electrifying blue eyes that rooted someone in their place, on either side of his face he had three whisker marks that gave him both a cute and hot look, all those features mashed well with a perfectly chiselled jawline that just screamed manly.

Hiyaki-sensei was no exception as she too had a massive nosebleed when she got a good look at the new student's well toned ass.

She promptly passed out from the loss of blood volume missing from her body, a predicament that the female students in the class seemed to share as they too were unconscious.

Leaving only Naruto and the unlucky male students in class who got doused and showered with the blood of their fellow students to remain.

Naruto chuckled and just simply walked out of class, not exactly what he had in mind but he wasn't complaining about the pride booster he just received.

He stopped suddenly.

The grin vanished from his face as he sensed something dangerous.

Perverts.

Three of them of them to be exact, they were on the same exact level as his Godfather in the pervy scale and they had the potential to surpass even the jinchuriki!

He could not allow this to happen!

Naruto turned and sprinted in the hallway to find his rivals.

He eventually came up on them and he felt his lips curl into a delicious and satisfactory grin as he saw them peeking on the woman inside the female locker room.

He knew what he had to do.

He quickly sneaked up on them and without their notice, tied their shoelaces into one another, he quickly stepped back and he had to suppress a chuckle for what came next.

Transforming into his female alter ego, Naruko appeared and she put her capable lungs to good use. "PERVERTSSSSSSSS!"

Immediately the perverted trios reeled back in shock and fright, hearts thumping with adrenaline as their fight or flight response was activated and had them turning around and getting ready to desperately sprint away from the mob of angry vengeful ladies wielding wooden swords.

Thanks to Naruto tying their laces, they didn't make it far.

Falling face first to the ground, the perverted trio looked even more pathetic than usual and Naruto had to desperately bite his knuckles to suppress the bark of laughter that tried to force its way out.

"Ahem." One of the girls coughed

Issei, Matsuda and Motohama all turned and felt immense fear as they beheld their predicament, surrounded by at least thirty woman with each one holding a shinai.

Each lady looked at them with dead hollow eyes. Unfortunately more than used to the antics of those three.

They ladies all advanced forward and showed no compassion or mercy as they beat the most perverted students the academy had to offer.

Naruto winced and clutched his family jewels as he saw the average looking one, the one with brown hair and who seemed to be the leader of the perverted trio get struck in the balls… multiple times.

The screams that emanated from this hallway was heard by all of Kuoh academy.

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Akeno felt unusual today.

Her senses were telling her to be on guard as she walked through the hallway of the school.

It was a first time that she had felt this wary for quite some time, but from what she didn't know.

She made it to the door that led to the stairs and she walked up gracefully while continuing to contemplate the origin of this weird feeling.

Unknown to her, everyone's favorite whiskered shinobi was right behind her, the creepy perv face out in full force as he admired her goddess like body.

Starting from her alluringly well shaped calves leading to deliciously girthy and meaty thighs.

Naruto enjoyed the view profoundly, loving the way her thick thighs shaked enticingly.

If her thighs were this delicious then surely her ass was even better and more legendary.

That was Naruto's hypothesis.

He looked further up and concluded that he was so very right.

Akeno had a thick jiggling ass, two massive fat cheeks that just wobbled and demanded attention.

To the average civilian blessed with this God given view, they'd probably have thought that this raven-haired succubus wasn't wearing any underwear, hell even he for a second thought that this woman wasn't wearing panties and he's a shinobi for crying out loud!

But the more he stared, the more he had very brief glimpses of her underwear wedged in between her fat pale cheeks.

Sadly every adventure had it's end and the black-haired bombshell was no longer walking up the stairs.

It didn't mean he couldn't have some fun though.

Naruto felt his lips curl into a face-splitting grin, he quickly and silently made his way to the unaware fallen angel/devil hybrid and pinched her ass… hard.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!" Akeno squealed painfully, turning around to slap and educate the fool who had the nerve and audacity to pinch her butt.

She found no one much to her confusion, she quickly turned back around and jumped back in fright from the human who was definitely not in front of her two seconds ago.

Naruto grinned "Hi."

Akeno growled and let her fist fly, she held back enough to not permanently damage him but she put enough strength in her punch to break his nose and make him bleed.

Naruto dodged it, jumped back to put some distance between him and the lady and said the first thing that came to mind.

"Is that all you got… fatass."

Akeno saw red.

"What did you call me you bastard!?" she angrily walked up to him and tried to punch him again, this time letting out about fifty percent of her real power come out in her punch. No way was he going to dodge her fist this time.

Sure he would suffer tremendously but she'll have him healed and his memory wiped out, not before stomping on his balls though.

Naruto dodged it again and quickly maneuvered around her much to her shock, was he a fallen angel? A devil? Or something else? No way was this being a human with his reflexes. She had to control her temper even if she didn't like the idea.

At the very least it guaranteed that she no longer had to hold back if she chose to strike at him.

"My name…" he exclaimed dramatically "Is Naruto Uzumaki, lord of the Badasses and the Omega Pervert."

Akeno snarled indignantly "I don't care who you are or the fact that you're a fucking pervert! You don't pinch my fucking ass and ridicule me by calling me fatass!" she stood up straighter and glared bloody murders at him

Perhaps she was unaware but her movement did very amazing things to her mesmerizing large breasts Naruto noted perversely.

"Ahh but you should care because from here on out, I declare war on you!" Naruto declared joyfully while extending his right arm towards, he uncurled his fist revealing a light blue fabric.

Akeno dropped her glare and looked at the piece of material with a little confusion, it did seem a bit familiar to her. She looked at it closer and gasped as she realized exactly what it was.

That was someone's panties!

But why would he show it to h….

She swiftly placed her hands on her bottoms, trying to feel for the undergarments that was stuffed between her butt. She deduced with growing dread and horror that she wasn't wearing her underwear anymore.

He stole her underwear!

"Give that back you pervert!" Akeno screeched as she tried to retrieve the small material and failed due to the blonde demon's quick pulling back his arm.

"No." Naruto stuffed her undies in his pocket and grinned at her, admiring the large rosy blush gracing her entire face. "I'm keeping it as my trophy, proof that I utterly dominated you in our very first battle."

"That's it! I had enough out of you!." Right before his very eyes, Akeno changed to her priestess garb and unleashed her largest and deadliest lightning spell at him.

The surrounding area was promptly destroyed and to her relief, Naruto Uzumaki was nowhere to be seen.

She breathed heavily as she continued to peer at the destruction she just made, she hadn't exerted her power like that in quite some time.

Already she could tell that both Rias and Sona will be undoubtedly mad at her, but at the very least that blonde buffoon was gone.

But that did beg the question of who was he.

Why exactly did he come after her? He was no doubt part of the supernatural world but from which faction? And why was he toying around with her? Furthermore was he goi… "That looks very painful." Akeno immediately turned around and lo and behold.

That same blonde bastard stood before her, completely unharmed from her attack.

She frowned. "How?"

"How what?" he cheekily asked her.

Akeno felt a vein budge on her forehead from the irritating man. "How are you not hurt?"

"Oh that's simple." The queen of Rias Gremory paid extremely close attention to what he had to say. "I got out of the way."

Akeno grit her teeth as she stared at him, truly has she never met a more insufferable man in her entire life.

"Well lady I sadly got to leave but know that from today onwards, I will forever torment your soul." Naruto declared resolutely.

He walked away from the raven-haired bombshell but not before pulling out her underwear to twirl them around his finger, merrily whistling as the distance between the two of them grew ever so larger.

"Naruto Uzumaki…" she whispered dangerously, eyes filled with rage and feminine fury as she glared in his general direction. "You made the biggest mistake of your life."

END: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Start

"Naruto Uzumaki?" Rias murmured his name curiously.

"Yes, that's his name." Akeno clenched her eyes shut as she remembered the previous day's event, the humiliation she felt at the hands of that new student.

Once she gets her hands on him… he will suffer.

"Why is he a threat Akeno-Chan? Surely there is a reason as to why you seem to dislike him so much." Rias narrowed her eyes. "Is he the reason you destroyed the wall in that hallway yesterday?"

"Mhmm." She nodded glumly

The red-headed king continued to gaze at her queen, silently demanding answers.

Akeno eventually relented. "Yesterday I was walking to my next class when I felt someone pinch my butt painfully, naturally I turned around to smack the fool who dared to do such a thing but it was as though he disappeared, I turn back around and there he is."

Rias's interest was heavily piqued as she listened to her best friend's story.

"I tried to punch him but he dodged it and called me a fatass." Rias immediately snorted and laughed at that much to Akeno's displeasure. "If you're done laughing then may I continue?"

"I'm so sorry Akeno-Chan." She said while letting out soft barks of laughter, it took her a few moments before she finally managed to rein in on her snickering. "Please continue."

"Naturally I wasn't amused and I decided to throw another punch at him but this time adding about fifty percent of my devil powers to boot." Akeno felt her king's disapproval and elaborated. "I was going to heal him afterwards but much to my astonishment he somehow manages to dodge that again and that's when I was convinced that he wasn't human."

The red-head sat up straighter as she paid close attention to the fallen angel/devil hybrid. "Somehow in that same moment when he dodged he uhhh..." Akeno trailed off slowly, a massive blush appearing on her face and arousing Rias's curiosity.

"He what?" Rias inquisitively questioned.

Akeno buried her heavily pink tinted face in her hands, unable to look at her king no longer. "He removed my panties and took them with him as a trophy." She mumbled softly, turning around to face the wall as though that would help lessen the embarrassment she felt in admitting this.

"He what!?" Rias exclaimed while standing up, surely she heard wrong because there was no way somebody just took her queen's underwear and casually walked away.

Said queen moaned in dismay before repeating what she had just said.

"…"

"…"

"… I'm going to go outside and breath some air, Akeno-Chan for the rest of the day I want you to stay here alright." The Gremory heiress voiced out emotionlessly as she made her way to the door leading out of the clubroom.

Leaving one Akeno Himejima to curse the blonde's name as she knew precisely what her king was planning to do.

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Jiraiya's heir was having the time of his life, he usually found class and school to be an utter waste of time but that was before he arrived here and sat in class 2b.

The reason he was enjoying himself?

It was simply really, just the perverted trio being in his class and being a great comedy show to the watching blonde.

They were talking about woman as usual and Naruto had to bite his lips to supress his snickers as all the woman including their teacher glared at the perverted trio as though they were the biggest scum in the world.

Not that the ladies could be blamed too much considering what those three guys were talking about, he wasn't keeping track too much but apparently it was a discussion between which female body part was the hottest, be it boobs, ass or thighs.

He personally was an ass man but it didn't mean that he didn't like big boobs or nice comfy thighs.

Naruto nudged the girl to his right, a cute lady with dark blue streaks blending in with auburn colored hair. She snapped out of her glaring and immediately bestowed him with a lovely smile, one that Naruto calmly returned much to her utmost delight.

"Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki."

She flushed pink and Naruto inwardly smirked at the effect he was having on her.

"It's nice to meet you Naruto-San, my name is Sierra Chung." She replied back shyly.

"My bad for bothering you but can you tell me what's the deal with those three." He asked politely while gesturing towards the three most hated members of Kuoh Academy.

Instantaneously the shy yet delightful look faded away from Sierra's visage, her eyes grew wrathful, lips curving into a displeased frown. Suddenly the friendly looking woman was gone and in her place was a demon who could kill men with her gaze alone.

Her nose crinkled in distaste. "You have to stay away from them Naruto-Kun. Those three are the perverted trio and they live up to their other titles… ughhh."

"Other titles?" he asked her curiously.

She leaned in and whispered "First we have Motohama, he's the one with the glasses and he has the ability to calculate a woman's body measurement just by looking at them, hence he's been bestowed the title of 'Three Sizes Scouter'. His weakness is that his body becomes very weak once you remove his glasses."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "He becomes weak when someone removes his glasses? How does that work?"

"Nobody knows but that's Motohama, moving on we have Matsuda the bald looking freak." Naruto winced at her description

"He is worse than Matsuda in that he snaps pictures of woman when the opportunity presents itself, his titles are 'Perverted Baldy' and 'Sexual Harassment Paparazzi'. He used to be a former sports star back in junior high school but he gave that all up because of his love for the woman's body."

That made no sense! Didn't the fool realize that woman liked guys who were athletic? "He's stupid." Naruto deadpanned.

Sierra nodded wholeheartedly, fully agreeing with the blonde's statement.

"The last one and the worst of the three is Issei Hyoudou. He's known as the perverted libido and is acknowledged by all as the leader of the perverted trio, he has this really disgusting ambition to one day have a harem and be the harem king." She scoffed.

"It is a unique dream and that's something I can respect, regardless thank you Sierra for your time." He gave her a small grin causing a blush to creep on her cheeks.

"I-I-It's n-no problem N-Naruto-San" she responded shyly, losing all the confidence that came with hating on the perverted trio.

Naruto turned towards the front of the desk while contemplating this new piece of information. 'That boy Issei wants to be the harem king huh, he's definitely a lot more ambitious than I gave him credit for. Well now he's suddenly become a lot more interesting hmmm…'

Naruto grinned slightly as an idea popped up. 'Perhaps I should show him how it's done by being a good role model and training him.'

Now that sounded that like a fabulous idea to the blonde, he'd essentially become just like his master by taking Issei on as his apprentice.

That said though it shouldn't be anytime soon as he needed to think through the training he'd devise for the boy, not mentioning that he needed to publish his own version of Icha Icha in order to be seen as a legendary figure in Issei's eyes along with all the other perverts in the world, just thinking about it made Naruto feel excitement.

The bell rung and Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts as he got up quickly and left the class much to the disappointment of the woman who wished to talk to him. They swiftly followed after him and were left confused as they could not find a trace of the blonde in the hallway.

The sounds of shoes hitting the floor echoed through the desolate hallway.

One Naruto Uzumaki was strolling around campus while the next sets of class had begun, he found himself unable to commit to his student schedule and as such, decided to simply explore and enjoy the view.

The academy back in Konoha was nowhere near this impressive and being a sage mode user, the jinchuriki found this place to be quite relaxing and enjoyable, all he needed was to find a certain spot to laze around.

Pretty much pull a Shikimaru and watch the clou…

"NARUTO UZUMAKI!"

…clouds.

Naruto abruptly turned and was rewarded with the view of a Red-headed Goddess with huge breasts running towards him, his attention was snapped immediately towards her fat shapely jugs jiggling wildly in her shirt and the shinobi barely held back a nosebleed at the view.

What his master wouldn't give to see this.

Coming to a stop before the blonde, the red-head looked as intimidating as a mouse to the shinobi as she poked him in the chest angrily while glaring at him with her aqua-marine orbs. "Who do you think you are to come to my territory, steal my best friend's underwear and continue going on as a student as though nothing happened!?"

Ahhh well that at least explained the anger. Naruto mused.

He smiled charmingly at her. "And what's your name miss?"

"Rias Gremory and I demand you return what was stolen and explain your reasons for being in my territory!"

"And why would I do that? I declared war on your friend and that delicious panties of her is proof of my victory in battle."

Rias was dumbfounded. "You took her underwear because you won against her?"

He nodded. "You see Rias, I'm an omega pervert and that's the highest class of pervert there is in the world, When us omega perverts emerge victorious against a woman in any sort of battle, it's tradition that we must take a woman's bra or panties as proof of our victory. It's a symbol of our might!"

"And now…" Naruto grinned. "I declare war on you too Rias Gremory, let us fight."

She snarled. "I'll give you a fight and if I win then you will bow and apologize to both me and my friend, you will explain which faction your from, you will also owe me a favour of any kind."

The shinobi chuckled softly. "And if I win then I get your panties and you will also owe me a favour of any kind as well, also I get to see you give me a ten minute sexy dance while dressed in only a swimsuit outfit of your choosing."

Rias immediately flushed a crimson red, her face matching the colour of her hair in complexity and causing steam to blow from her ears "T-Ten minutes. S-Swimsuit outfit!"

"Why yes of course, an equal exchange if I don't say so myself. What's wrong? Scared?" he taunted her

She reacted just as he expected. "In your dreams, by the time I'm done with you you'll wish you were never born." Rias declared loudly.

He grinned "We'll see about that."

"Come follow me." Immediately she swung her body around while slapping Naruto's face with her crimson locks.

A little pink tinted his cheeks. Seemed that he was just like his father when it came to woman and red hair.

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The unique pair were located in a clear a few miles from the academy, far away from the curious prying eyes of the students who left class to watch the exchange between the blonde and red-head.

Naruto would love to hear some of the rumors going on about him and Rias but alas you don't always get what you want.

Mischievous blue locked on frightening ruby.

Naruto smirked smugly. "This fight should only take a minute maximum."

"I couldn't agree more." Rias retorted.

Through some unknown signal, both combatants started with Naruto dashing towards Rias who formed her signature power of destruction in her hand, she fired it at the blonde and smirked as he continued to dash towards it.

She put just enough power to hurt him immensely while keeping him alive so he could fulfill his end of the bargain.

'Idiot, I just won and in just a few seconds too.' She watched as her bloodline power consumed the blonde and was startled to note that he emerged relatively unharmed.

'Impossible, he should be extremely hurt' thought a wide eyed Rias as she watched the blonde come closer and closer towards her.

Immediately she unfurled her wings and flew to the air to keep her distance, still in shock that he resisted her power and so easily even if it wasn't at full strength.

He stopped and watched curiously as she hovered up there, finding her wings to be utterly fascinating.

"Not bad Naruto Uzumaki, I underestimated you but it doesn't matter because you'll still lose." She declared haughtily

She materialized her signature power of destruction once more (I'm just gonna call it POW) but this time powered it to her full capacity and fired it towards the still blonde.

Naruto jumped away and smirked. "Allow me to show you the difference between our abilities." He tried, he really did try but he couldn't resist using one of those classic villain speeches.

It was fun to use and it was badass!

He brought his hand into the ram formation. "Multi-shadow clone jutsu."

What came next astounded Rias.

One thousand replicas of the blonde filled the clearing, each one smiling, grinning, and wearing some form of a condescending expression on their face.

Rias was utterly shocked, lost for words and totally speechless.

'What manner of sorcery is this?' She wondered amazedly. Never had she ever come across as an ability quite like this one.

It seemed like the army of clones were well synchronized as they all jumped at once towards her, Rias screamed in shock as they reached her in the air, startled as she was and with who knows how many replicas were formed. Rias knew she was done for.

Even if she could form her POW in time, it still wouldn't be enough for the army of clones before her. "I give up!" she yelled desperately and the large groups of Narutos just grinned before dissipating all at once, leaving only her and the original Naruto.

She flew down a bit shakily, her heart pulsating with quite a bit of fear as Naruto slowly made his way before her.

He stood before her and smiled lightly. "I believe I've just won Rias." He teased her lightly.

"W-What are you?" she cursed herself for stuttering.

"I'm just human really… well not your average type of human but yeah."

Rias was awestruck. "You're human? With that kind of power!?"

"I'm pretty awesome I know." He chuckled. "But enough about that, I believe you owe me something right now." He said while extending his palm to her.

Rias was confused for a moment before she remembered the terms of their deal, she flushed pink but didn't make a fuss about it.

She started with placing her hands on her thighs, moving them up to grasp the waistband of her underwear while bunching up her skirt slightly and drawing her small fabric down, she bent over as she tugged them towards her knees. Her large breasts wobbling enticingly much to Naruto's delight.

She finally finished removing them and handed them to the blonde without muttering a word.

Naruto stretched her undergarments before her very eyes, testing out the stretchability of the material much to her embarrassment, he nodded approvingly and stuffed her panties in his breast pocket.

"…Why do you take woman's underwear? Surely you must be joking about the defeating the woman and taking it as a prize tradition." She questioned.

Naruto snickered. "Maybe I was joking or perhaps it was the truth but it should no longer matter to you Rias, what does matter is when I have you dance for me while wearing a swimsuit and don't forget that you owe me a favour as well."

Rias groaned.

"Now be careful my dear, don't walk up the stairs or anything like that unless you're okay with flashing someone with a view." He teased her.

She stared at him blankly before turning around and walking away. Having had her fill of the blonde demon for an entire century, no millennia!

End.

Yo, hope you all enjoyed this chapter. I have decided that Issei from here on out will be a mini main character (kinda).

He will have his happy ending and with a harem but not anytime soon (obviously). I still haven't decided who Issei will have in his harem but I can have you all choose and decide.

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Peace.