I asked for story ideas and got them. This story takes elements from different ideas I was presented with. The main points, a wish, Xander being sent away because of the wish, memory issues and Cordelia being Ascended and descending comes from Theo, a.k.a. Starway Man, one of my favorite writers of fanfiction. While this a crossover, unlike my other stories, the crossover will not happen in the same reality. Xander will be sent to the Stargate reality, where Magic is unknown and vampires, at least blood sucking ones, don't exist. And don't worry, he and Cordelia will be reunited, eventually.
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Willow stared, unable to believe her eyes, Xander and Cordelia were making out. How dare that tramp touch her Xander. Just because she had never told Xander her feelings, didn't mean Cordelia had any right to seduce him away from her!
"What is going on here?!" She yelled, causing both Xander and Cordelia to jump.
"Willow? What's wrong?" Xander asked.
"What's wrong, is that you're kissing that tramp! What were you thinking, Xander?" Willow ranted.
"She's not a tramp and I like her." Willow just stared at his frank answer and then turned and ran from the library.
"Crap." Xander said. "We need her help. I'll go talk to her."
Cordelia just nodded. She was angry at Willow and touched by Xander's defense of her.
Xander caught up to Willow in the hall. "Willow wait!"
"I knew something was going on. Well, not knew as in having a clue, but knew something. You two were fighting way too much! It's Cordelia! It's against all the laws of God and man! You remember the We Hate Cordelia Club, of which you are the treasurer!"
"Let's not overreact. And remember what Jesse said when you came up with that idea. Just because you decide to make a club and assign positions, doesn't mean people want to be apart of it."
"No, it just means you'd rather be with anyone but me." She turned and walked sadly away.
Xander returned to the library.
"I can tell by your expression, it didn't go very well." Cordelia said, when she saw him.
"You could say that. I've spent years telling her, I think of her as a sister and she still clings to the belief that I'm going to fall in love with her. Well, that's a problem for another time. We've still got the Judge to deal with."
Not long after, Xander went to get a pop and spotted Willow heading towards him. In the shadows behind her, he could see Angel, lurking. He took a closer look, something was off about Angel's body language. Then the lights dimmed suddenly and Ms. Calendar's voice came from behind him. "Willow, walk to me. Hurry."
"Why?" Willow asked and Xander knew, just knew as Angelus, not Angel grabbed Willow.
"Very good. How did you know?" He asked.
"Let her go!" Xander ordered.
"But she's so cute! I've got a message for Buffy."
"Why don't you give it to me, yourself." Buffy said from behind Angelus. He swung around, keeping Willow between him and Buffy.
"Well it's not really the kind of message you tell. It's more the kind where you find the mangled bodies of your friends."
"This isn't you, Angel. Somewhere in you, you must remember who you are!"
"Wrong, schoolgirl, I'm me at last."
Xander eased the cross out of Ms. Calendar's hand and moved silently up behind Angelus and shoved the cross into his face. Angelus snarled and shoved Willow into Xander, who caught her. Angelus grabbed Buffy and kissed her. "Things are about to get exciting!"
Later, in the library, Giles tried to determine what had happened and Buffy realized what had caused it and ran out.
"Great Angel's joined Team Evil and Buffy's a basket case. Can things get any worse?" Cordelia asked.
"I have a plan for how to deal with the Judge." Xander announced.
"Oh they can." Cordelia snarked and Xander explained his plan.
Later, after he and Cordelia had stolen a rocket launcher from the National Guard Base outside of town and Buffy had used it to destroy the Judge and been unable or unwilling to dust Angelus, they were gathered in the library, discussing what to do next.
"Buffy, I get that you love Angel." Xander said. "But Angelus isn't Angel. You're going to have to deal with that fact."
"Like you care. You hated him, you were jealous of him!"
"I do hate him, but not because of jealousy. Because he's a vampire, soul or no soul, he's still a monster. You let yourself forget that."
"Xander, why don't you just keep your opinions to yourself!" Buffy stormed out.
"Fine. Cordy, its dark out. I can walk you to your car, if you want."
"Sure, you're just angling for a ride home." She smiled at him.
"You caught me."
Willow glared hatefully after the departing couple. "I wish they were so far apart, he would forget about her!"
"Wish granted!" A gravely voice said.
And Xander disappeared from beside Cordelia and reappeared in a flash of light over the briefing room table of Stargate Command, in another reality. He dropped down onto the table, unconscious, in front of SG 1 and General Hammond. His body was glowing.
"Crap, what now?!" Colonel O'Neill asked the universe at large.
