"Yeah, I wish, I wish I was somewhere Xander Harris isn't!" Cordelia exclaimed. The girl she was talking to Anya, suddenly morphed into a demon and said in a gravely voice, "Wish granted!"

Cordelia disappeared and then reappeared right back where she'd been or appeared to anyway.

"Okay, got to tell Giles and Buffy about the demon!" When she saw it had disappeared and headed for the library. Where she found a surprise. Herself.

"What the Hell is going on?! First there's a girl turning into a demon and saying wish granted and now there's two of me?"

"Cordelia, you made a wish?" Giles asked, concerned. "What was it?"

"I wished to be some place Xander Harris isn't. Bastard cheated on me, with Willow of all people!"

"You sure about that? Our Willow has a history of trying to sabotage Xander's relationships. She made him disappear a year ago by wishing he would be far away from me and forget I existed. We haven't seen him since. And our Willow does Magic, I could see her using Magic to get what she wants. And let's not forget, Xander thinks of her as a sister." Cordelia said.

"That actually make alot of sense. When I caught them kissing, it was totally unbelievable. I could buy him kissing Larry, before I'd buy him kissing Willow. If I hadn't seen it myself, I'd never have believed it."

"Hey, I'd never do anything like that!" Willow protested.

"If your Xander isn't here, things must be really different for you guys." Wish Cordelia said.

"How so?" Buffy asked. "Xander didn't do a whole lot, so why would things be different?"

"Well, our Buffy doesn't have nearly as many scars as you do."

"Scars come with the territory. How does she not have scars?"

"How did you get that one on your face?"

"Swim coach was doping the team. They mutated and he tried to feed me to his mutated swimmers. I barely managed to kill them all and escape."

"In our reality, Xander went undercover on the team, he looked so hot in that speedo. He saw the coach push Buffy into the pit. He knocked the coach out and then pulled Buffy up."

"Oz went undercover here. He mutated and the cops killed him." Willow said, sadly.

"What about that one on your head?" Wish Cordelia said, pointing.

"Angelus attacked me and beat me. I was in a coma for nearly a day at the hospital."

"Xander stopped Angelus and got you to the hospital. You had a fever from the flu and saw an invisible demon that kills kids. You stopped it from killing a bunch of kids. Some had already died and the doctors thought it was the flu, but it wasn't."

"Giles, where'd you get that scar?" Wish Cordelia asked.

"Angelus tortured me. I managed to escape myself, but I was injured in the process."

"Xander got you out. No wonder you guys look so beat up. Without Xander here to help you, you just keep getting hurt worse."

"But Xander never did that much." Buffy protested.

"Really? Because you wouldn't have survived your second day in this town, if he hadn't saved you. Twice." Local Cordelia said. "Not to mention, getting Angel to show him the way to the Master's lair and reviving you with CPR."

"And he helped me train you. How often did he let you use him as your training dummy? And as I have already reminded you, he helped with research and patrolling. Just because he isn't a genius or didn't study Magic, didn't make him any less apart of this team. I find your attitude distasteful, Buffy." Giles told her.

"So how do I get home? Because, I'm an original and I won't play second fiddle even to another me." Wish Cordelia asked.

"We need to determine which demon it was and summon them. Tell me what you know about the demon." Giles ordered.

"Okay, well it looked like a girl my age. She said her name was Anya. She gave me a necklace that she said was supposedly lucky and asked if I could wish for anything, what would it be?"

"That helps. The necklace was probably her power base. If we can get ahold of it, we can destroy it and that will undo your wish. Let me check my books. There are only a few kinds of demons that grant wishes."

"I take you couldn't undo the wish Willow made?"

"We never saw the demon, just heard it. And it didn't give Willow anything so, that would make it one of two varieties that don't require an outside power source. Which narrows the type of demon that granted your wish down as well. This shouldn't take long."

"Good. Then I can go home and beat the crap out of Willow."

"Hey!" From Willow and Buffy.

"I was sorely tempted to beat the crap out of her myself." Local Cordelia said.

Giles found the demon in his books. Anyanka, patron of scorned woman and summoned her. Buffy and Faith were forced to kill her in order to get her necklace, which Giles destroyed. Wish Cordelia disappeared and returned to her reality, leaving the group to think about her revelations.