Phantom: Huh! Were you ever good to begin with, Louds?
Music: Phantom Returns, Act 1 - Overture (Instrumental)
Phantom: (singing)
Now! Who's been living in a house and gave my ears blisters?
Lincoln Loud and his obnoxious, two bit, brainless, selfish sisters!
Any time you bicker, you end up in a cloud fight!
Over something stupid, it's such a terrible sight!
Like with this protocol, they give you the boot!
And when you were bad luck, they stuff you in a squirrel suit!
Lynn is weak! (Weak! Weak)
And Lana makes me sick! (Sick! Sick!)
You can't even beat a certain sponge!
'Cause your ratings have been plunged!
A stain in the blouse!
Who would ever want to watch The Loud Hooooooooouse?
