Phantom: Huh! Were you ever good to begin with, Louds?

Music: Phantom Returns, Act 1 - Overture (Instrumental)

Phantom: (singing)

Now! Who's been living in a house and gave my ears blisters?

Lincoln Loud and his obnoxious, two bit, brainless, selfish sisters!

Any time you bicker, you end up in a cloud fight!

Over something stupid, it's such a terrible sight!

Like with this protocol, they give you the boot!

And when you were bad luck, they stuff you in a squirrel suit!

Lynn is weak! (Weak! Weak)

And Lana makes me sick! (Sick! Sick!)

You can't even beat a certain sponge!

'Cause your ratings have been plunged!

A stain in the blouse!

Who would ever want to watch The Loud Hooooooooouse?