Eddie: Aren't you sugar, spice and everything nice?
Jake: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...
Eddie: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll go easy on you next practice.
Beth: My boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Caroline: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over the pain, kiss him.
Jake: Tackle him.
Eddie: Dump him.
Wally: Kick him in the shins.
Josh: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Jake: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Eddie: What?
Jake: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
Caroline: I'm so useless.
Wally: No you're not.
Wally: You can always be used as a bad example.
Jake: Beth no.
Beth: Beth yes.
Josh: Beth no.
Beth: Beth maybe.
Eddie: Beth no.
Beth: Beth no...
Beth: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Josh: That's ridiculous, give me one example.
Caroline: Spiders.
Peter: Wasps.
Wally: Terriers.
Eddie: Caroline.
Josh: How do Jake and Eddie get out of these messes?
Beth: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the other.
Jake: It's really muggy today.
Josh: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard, I'm gonna kill you.
Jake: *drinks from a bowl*
Jake: Did it hurt?
Eddie, sighing: When I fell from hea-
Jake: When you fell from the vending machine.
Eddie:
Jake: 'Cause you're a snack.
Beth: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Wally: Can't I smile cause I feel like it?
Peter: Caroline fell in the parking lot.
Mrs. Malloy: Eddie is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Mrs. Hatford: Aww, boys?
Eddie: Homicide.
Eddie: Beth show me what you have.
Beth: A knife!
Eddie: NO!
There will be a part two I promise you. I just want to get something of mine out there again.
