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Prompt: "What's our exit strategy?"

"Our what?"

"Oh my god, we're all going to die."

"I can't believe you."

Lee rolled his eyes, checking his weapon again before checking around the corner for more members of the small army they were currently up against. He, Jacoba, Gunnar, and Yin were on one side of this army's compound, having been separated from the rest of the team after quietly extracting some data for a client. Jacoba and Yin had been on look-out duty when they saw the army beginning to gather and alerted the rest of the team, causing the split.

"Gunnar, now is not the time." Jacoba whispered exasperatedly.

"Yeah, yeah." Everyone but Gunnar rolled their eyes before Lee signaled for them to move out. Once they had cleared to the next safe spot, Gunnar whispered again. "So, what's our exit strategy?"

Jacoba rolled her eyes and held in a sigh. Of course, Gunnar had not listened to any of the different backup plans that Barney had laid out for them before the mission. Keeping her eyes peeled for enemies, just like she knew that the others were doing, she smirked as she thought of a way to mess with the Viking. "Our what?"

All of the guys were suddenly staring at Jacoba with different levels of incredibility as she kept an eye out. Gunnar quietly groaned. "Oh my god, we're all going to die."

"Not if you follow Barney's plans, jackass. Let's go."

With that, the four of them went quickly and quietly, eventually meeting up with the rest of the team and heading toward the plane. The whole way, Gunnar was complaining about who the hell doesn't have an exit strategy in place going into a mission.

They had been in the air for about twenty minutes when Lee had finally had enough of Gunnar's mouthing off. "Viking, you know that she was just messing with you, right? Cause we went over multiple exit strategies long before we left."

Gunnar turned his head towards the Amazon so fast that they all thought that he'd get whiplash. He squinted his eyes in a glare at her. "Sometimes I hate you, Amazon."

She kept her eyes closed and head leaned back as she smirked. "Tell me something I don't know, idiot."