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Prompt: "Can I kill him?"

"No."

"Just a little bit?"

Some people were just so annoying. That was one of the main conclusions that Jacoba had come to over the years. In the past, it had been Gunnar that had elicited that conclusion for her. After rescuing the newer members of the team a couple months ago however, she had found that the title of most annoying person she knew was now shared between two "newer" people. It was a bit frustrating, to be honest.

In fact, there were times when she really wanted to stab those two idiots just so that they would just go away. Groaning, Jacoba laid her head down on her desk in the backroom of Tool's Tattoo Shop, hoping beyond hope that this would clue Galgo (the current annoyance) in to the fact that she was peeved. Unfortunately, he just kept rambling about this, that, and everything in between. Jacoba growled as she sat up, glaring at the still-talking and seemingly oblivious man sitting in front of her.

Just as she was about to growl some choice words out at Galgo, Mars and Thorn came up behind him and started to pull him away from her. As Jacoba furrowed her eyebrows, she felt someone stand by each of her shoulders. Frowning, she looked to her left (she knew without really looking that it was Gunnar to her right) and saw Luna deadpanning next to her Jacoba sighed and leaned to her right, into Gunnar.

"Can I kill him?"

Now Luna frowned at her. "Unfortunately, no. We do need him."

Jacoba grimaced and leaned her head up to look at Gunnar. "Just a little bit?"

"How do you only kill someone a little bit?"

They all ignored Doc's question (and when did he get there?) as Gunnar chuckled. "You can't kill everyone who annoys you, doll."

"You would have been dead for a while then, big guy." For the first time that day, Jacoba smirked up at her Viking.

"Are y'all just going to keep ignoring my question?"

Jacoba, Gunnar, and Luna all turned and glared at Doc. "You do realize that you're in about the same boat as Galgo right? Because you both annoy me to no end."

Doc now seemed a bit skittish as he looked all around the room. "I'm gonna go check on Galgo."

Once he had fled, the three remaining Expendables began to chuckle. At least Jacoba wasn't feeling murderous anymore.