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Prompt: "Yeah, I have a plan."

"Is it a good one?"

"I have a plan."

"Does this always happen to you?"

"Yes, Doc, more often than not. Now please shut up for a minute so that I can think."

"Whatever, Amazon."

Jacoba rolled her eyes. It had been supposed to be an easy infiltration mission. By now she knew, however, that there was no such thing as an "easy infiltration mission" for her. Doc and Jacoba had gone to infiltrate a warehouse operation to extract some data for Drummer (he was much better to work with than Church). They'd been in there for maybe twenty minutes when everything seemed to crumble. Apparently, another crew had the idea to try and bully in on the target. Jacoba and Doc had been ushered into a small office and told to wait there until the coast was clear. Doc had stood watch as Jacoba quickly downloaded the data they needed, ignoring the gunshots they heard in other parts of the warehouse.

Now, however, they needed an exit and one was not presenting itself to them. Not to mention Jacoba couldn't think with Doc continuing to ask questions every other minute or so. It was annoying.

Moving towards the window and looking out, Jacoba inhaled deeply, starting to smirk as she thought. Without turning back around, she addressed the room. "Okay, yeah, I have a plan."

She felt Doc glance at her again before turning back to keep watch for anyone as he responded. "Is it a good one?"

"I have a plan."

"That's the best I'm going to get, ain't it?" They shared a quick look before smirking slightly. "Alright, you keep the package secure and all, so let's get out of here."

Somehow, this plan ended up with both of them standing in front of the rest of the team soaked from head to toe. As most of the team was holding back giggles (Barney was pointedly shaking his head at them), Doc and Jacoba shared a glance. As they turned back to the group, Jacoba smirked. She could totally twist this into being all Doc's fault. This was going to be fun.