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Prompt: "So what's you plan?"

"My plan was to follow your plan!"

"Well, this is chaotic."

"That is what happens when we don't listen to a more reasonable person. I mean seriously."

"Not helpful, Caesar."

"Umm, you finish?"

Jacoba rolled her eyes from her vantage point on a nearby hill. The rest of the team was taking down a warehouse full of computers and data that Church had tasked them with destroying. Not even extracting any of said data for the CIA. Just demolition. That was weird and all to Jacoba, but this way the boys wouldn't get into trouble with Church. Again.

For this job, Jacoba was the back-up-slash-sniper, an assignment that she was fine with for this mission. She'd rather leave all the hands-on demolition and destruction to the guys, thank you very much. Currently, she was keeping track of the team as they attempted to get out the building before they gave her the all clear to blow it. Key word there being attempted, since they kept running into the security guards.

Focusing back on the banter, Jacoba had to smirk. The boys were almost to the safe zone they'd mapped out earlier and were starting to banter in a way that confused the guards and set up her cue. Repositioning her rifle slightly to ensure that she still had the detonator sighted in, she kept listening so that she didn't miss the code phrase.

"Damn man, you look like you could use a time out or something. Don't you ever follow the plan?"

Any minute now. "Oh yea, right, blame it all on me. So, what's your big plan, big man?"

Jacoba breathed in deeply as she focused on the detonator with her finger primed on the trigger. The next line was her cue, once Gunnar actually said it. "My plan? Man, my plan was to follow your plan!"

With that, Jacoba breathed out, pulling the trigger to send the bullet where she needed it to go. The proof that it had hit its target was presented by the satisfactory boom of the building blowing to kingdom come. Jacoba smirked before swinging her rifle over to check on the team, hitting a couple of the security guards along the way. When she had them in her sights, she was glad to see that they had taken out the rest of the guards.

"Boys, Plan Demo was a success. Let's roll out."

"Copy that, Amazon. We'll meet you at the plane."