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Prompt: "This is the biggest decision of your lives and you're going to arm wrestle for it?"

"Why not?"

"I'm not sure about this."

"Well, you don't have to be. We have a fool-proof way to solve this dilemma, now sit down and prepare yourself, woman."

"What the hell are you two up to?"

Gunnar and Jacoba turned to look over at Toll Road, who had just walked into the kitchen area of the hanger and was looking at them like at least one of them had grown another head. To be fair, most conversations between the two lovers could be classed as odd or insane, though this one did seem to be one of the oddest to an outsider who hadn't been present since the beginning.

Jacoba sighed. "We've been looking at some houses."

"So, you two are making a decision about whether or not you are moving in together."

Gunnar glared at the man. "That isn't the question being asked right now."

Jacoba rolled her eyes as she reached across the table and laid a hand on Gunnar's arm to calm him. "It's fine, darling. Anyway, Toll, he is correct, we are moving in together. The problem, however, is figuring out which house we want to buy. We have seen quite a few amazing houses, but two really stand out."

"And we both like both of them."

"Right, and we both like them. So, we have a picture of each of them that we have put on the table. Then we'll arm wrestle and whichever picture we land on will be the one we put an offer in on."

Toll furrowed his brow and cocked his head to one side. "So, you two are making one of the biggest decisions of your lives and you're going to arm wrestle for it?"

Gunnar and Jacoba looked at each other before looking back at Toll and speaking together. "Why not?"

Toll threw his hands up into the air and turned away. "You two are insane! No wonder you are made for each other!" With that, he walked out of the kitchen again.

The two lovers looked at each other again before starting to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Jacoba looked over at Gunnar again.

"You ready to lose, darling?"

"Oh, you're on, doll."