WARNING: This Fanfiction contains mentions of Rape.

It starts at Royal Woods Elementary School as everyone was getting ready for the first period.

Lincoln just came in and sat down.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class, I have a special announcement. We have 3 new students joining our class today so please give a warm Royal Woods welcome to Ed, Edd, and Eddy. They moved here from Peach Creek, Georgia so make them feel welcome. Ed, why don't you sit next to Liam, Edd, why don't you sit next to Lincoln and Eddy why don't you sit next to Zach.

Ed: Don't mind if I do.

Edd: I'd be delighted.

Eddy: Sure.

The Eds took their seats.

Lincoln decided to become friends with them.

Lincoln: [to Edd] Hello, I'm Lincoln Loud.

Edd: It's a pleasure to meet you Lincoln. My name is Eddward but with 2 "D"s. My friends call me Double D.

Lincoln: Good nickname. What was Peach Creek like before you moved to Royal Woods?

Edd: It was a great place to call home but due to recent events we decided to move away.

Lincoln: What happened?

Eddy: We don't like to talk about it very much. Anyway, the name's Eddy. It's a pleasure to meet you Lincoln.

Lincoln: Same here Eddy.

Ed: My name is Ed. I can tell we're going to be good friends Lincoln.

Me and Varie were then having lunch with Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zach, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola and Lisa and the 3 Eds.

Me: So you guys moved here? That's cool. Welcome to Royal Woods.

Ed: Thank you J.D.

Varie: What are your favorite foods Ed?

Ed: I like Buttered Toast, Gravy and Jawbreakers.

Clyde: Are they those tiny jawbreakers?

Eddy: No way. Those are pathetic. We like the big ones that are the size of basketballs.

Laney: That big? Those must be really good.

Edd: They are delicious, Laney.

Liam: So Double D, why do you wear that hat all the time?

Eddy: He never takes it off because he has a hideous feature that he hides. Sorry Double D.

Me: It can't be that bad. Can it?

Edd sighed and he took off his hat and we saw a hideously horrific sight that's so hideous that we can't show it.

Me: [Screams and covers his eyes] AAAHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!

Varie: I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!

Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Laney, Lucy, Lily, Lola & Lana, Lisa, Clyde, Liam, and Zach went to the trash cans and threw up. Edd put his hat back on and we all sat back down.

Me: Okay, I stand corrected. I'm sorry we asked Double D.

Edd: No it's alright J.D.

Me: Okay, so what made you want to move to Royal Woods?

Eddy: Well it was because we had three delinquent sisters that lived in a trailer park not far from where we used to live.

Edd: Their names were Lee, Marie and May Kanker.

Me: The Kanker Sisters? I've read about them. They were arrested and sentenced to 4 years in the Atlanta Juvenile Correctional Facility for 1st Degree Attempted Rape.

Eddy: Yeah. That's them.

Lincoln: What's Rape?

I whisper what rape is into Lincoln's ear and he turned red and hid under the table.

Ed: We were chased out of the Cul De Sac when Eddy's latest scam for money to buy Jawbreakers went wrong because of me.

Varie: You scammed your friends to buy Jawbreakers?

Edd: Yeah and because of that we had to run.

Eddy: Kevin, Jonny 2x4, Rolf and Nazz set out to hunt us down like wild animals.

Me: The Vengeance Express was out to get you.

Lucy: And they wouldn't stop until they pulverized you into oblivion until there was nothing left.

Edd: We decided to seek Sanctuary in the house of Eddy's Brother.

Eddy: Jimmy and Sarah told the Kankers and they found us at Mondo A Go-Go Amusement Park.

Me: You went all the way to the Mondo A Go-Go Seaside Amusement Park all by yourselves? That's crazy.

Lincoln came back out from under the table.

Eddy: I know but we found my Brothers home in the amusement park. He lives in a mobile home that's shaped like a whale. But everyone in our neighborhood showed up and I was happy to see my brother when he came but he was a complete and total jerk to me throughout my childhood. The reason I became a greedy and selfish jerk was because my brother bullied me alot and it ruined me. I made everything up about my brother because I wanted everyone to think I was cool. He did teach me how to scam kids but everything else was a lie. He used to beat me up all the time when I was young.

Me: Eddy, that's horrible!

Ronnie Anne: It's times like these I'm glad that I stopped being a bully.

Varie: What your brother did, Eddy was completely unforgivable.

Lincoln: What a jerk.

Lola: That's horrible!

Lana: What a monster!

Lisa: Eddy's brother is not even allowed to be called a Homo Sapien, Street Name: Human Being.

Lily: I'm so sorry that happened to all 3 of you.

Ed: Yeah but the worst part came next.

Edd: The Kankers kidnapped us and took us into Eddy's Brothers Mobile Home and glued the door shut and started torturing us. Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny 2X4, Kevin, Rolf and Nazz tried to rescue us and they almost succeeded but the Kankers tied us all up. But at the last second Eddy's Brother came and saved us. He did love Eddy and the police was called.

Me: Boy you guys narrowly escaped having to endure a fate worse than death.

Laney: Those Kanker's were monsters and they make Attila the Hun look like a cute kitten.

Edd: That's a good analogy Laney.

Sarah sat with us.

Sarah: I'm glad those stupid Kankers got what they deserved.

Me: You must be Sarah, Ed's little sister.

Sarah: That's right. We're you talking about what happened to my friends and big brother?

Me: Yes we were Sarah.

Lucy: Sarah is in my class.

Varie: It's a pleasure to meet you.

Me: What can you tell us about your friends in Peach Creek?

Eddy: Well there's Jonny. He always talks to a piece of wood named Plank.

Lisa: Hmm. Inanimate Object Communication is a way to prevent Social Phobias.

Edd: Lisa, you are very smart for someone your age.

Lincoln: Lisa is the Genius in my family.

Eddy: Then there's Kevin. He was a total jerk. All he cared about was his bike. His father has a job at the Jawbreaker Factory and he has a garage full of Jawbreakers.

Me: Wow! That's a lot of Jawbreakers.

Edd: Nazz is a beautiful and extremely kind and lovely girl. She's an angel from heaven.

Zach: She sounds like a very nice girl.

Eddy: Then there's Rolf. He was from another country and he had a farm with Chickens, Pigs, Cows and Victor who is a Goat.

Liam: I sure would like him.

Ed: His chickens were very cuddly.

Lana: You sure like chickens Ed.

Ed: I LOVE Chickens Lana.

Sarah: Then there's Jimmy. He's my best friend. He loves doing all sorts of things with me.

Me: Sounds like you two were very close.

Sarah: We were. But our moms moved us here to get us away from the past.

Me: Oh yeah. I'm sorry we reopened old wounds like this but we want to do everything we can to help you. That's what friends are for.

Eddy: Thanks guys.

The bell rang and it was time for the next class.

On the walk back home, Ed, Sarah, Edd and Eddy showed us where they lived.

Eddy: We live in those houses over there.

Eddy pointed to 3 houses across the street from the Loud House.

Ed: The Green one is my house.

Edd: The Red one is my house.

Eddy: And the Blue one is my house.

Me: Wow. You guys live right next door to eachother.

Varie: That's cool.

Ed: Let me introduce you to our parents.

Ed took us to meet his parents at his house.

Ed: Mom, Dad?

?: In the Kitchen son.

In the kitchen we met Ed's Mom Angela and Ed's Dad Tim.

Ed: Mom these are my friends. We met them at school today.

Angela: It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm Angela and this is my husband Tim.

Me: Pleasure to meet you. I'm James Knudson but my friends call me J.D. Me and my family moved here to Royal Woods 6 months ago.

Varie: I'm Varie. J.D.'s my fiance. We won't be married until we turn 25.

Angela: Congratulations you two.

Me: Thank you.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud. I live across the street from you.

Tim: It's a pleasure to meet you.

At Edd's House Edd had us remove our shoes.

Me: Why do we have to remove our shoes Double D?

Eddy: Double D likes being very tidy and clean.

Me: Oh, I get it. I respect that Double D.

We remove our shoes and come inside.

Edd: Mother, Father?

?: In the bedroom upstairs, son. Be right down.

We then met Edd's parents, Carla and Lennard.

Edd: Mother, Father, you know Ed and Eddy. I have more friends over from school.

Carla: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Carla and this is my husband Lennard.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm James Knudson but call me J.D. Me and my family moved here 6 months ago.

Varie: I'm Varie. I'm J.D.'s Fiance. We won't be married until were 25.

Lincoln: My name is Lincoln Loud. I live across the street.

Lennard: It's a pleasure to meet you all. We usually aren't home most of the time so we communicate via sticky notes.

Me: I can see that. You guys got tons of sticky notes plastered all over the place.

Carla: It's a tradition we have.

At Eddy's House, we came in and in the Living room Eddy introduced us to his parents, Jack and Jessica.

Eddy: Mom, you know Ed and Double D. These are more friends.

Jack: It's a pleasure. I'm Jack. Eddy's Father.

Jessica: I'm Jessica. It's a pleasure.

Me: Pleasure's ours. I'm James Knudson but call me J.D. Me and my family moved here 6 months ago.

Varie: I'm Varie. J.D.'s Fiance, the marriage won't be official until we're 25.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud. I live across the street from you.

Me: Eddy's a great guy. I can tell we're gonna be best friends.

This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Completed.

I wanted to make Ed Edd and Eddy apart of the series and include them in many adventures to come.

Until next time this is J.D. Signing off.

Ed Edd N Eddy is owned by Danny Antonucci and Cartoon Network.