It starts with Me, Varie and Eddy walking over to the Loud House. We knock on the door and no one was answering.

Me: That's weird.

We go in and see that everything is quiet.

Me: Hello? Anyone here?

Varie: Where is everyone?

Me: I don't know. It's usually never this quiet.

Eddy: That's weird. The van's still here. Maybe they're sleeping in today.

Me: Maybe, maybe not.

We walk upstairs to Lincoln's room and knock on his door.

Lincoln: Come in.

We open his door.

Me: Hey Lincoln. How's it going?

Lincoln: Hey guys.

Varie: It sure is quiet around here.

Lincoln: [yawns] "Ooh, the sweet sound of silence. That never happens on a Saturday. I must be the first one up." [notices the time] "Wait a minute! 10:00 AM? How could it be this quiet this late?"

Eddy: I don't know, Lincoln. It was quiet when we came in here.

Lincoln: That's weird.

[He opens the door as he puts his clothes on and we come out. We then notice the upstairs hallway is all wrecked.]

Me: Whoa. The hallway wasn't like this when we came in.

Lincoln: "Uh, hello?" [Suddenly, a strange noise is heard coming from Lola and Lana's rooms.] "Hey guys!" [Lola come out of her room and she looked sick, and looked like a zombie.]

Me: What's wrong with you Lola?!

Lincoln: [Lincoln laughs nervously and walks back to Leni.] "Oof! Leni, I think something's wrong with Lol..." [Leni looks sick and there were flies around her. Varie and Lincoln scream. There is a sick Lynn as well. He tries to back away and tries to open Lisa bedroom door. Lisa opens the door, and she pulls Me, Varie, Eddy, and Lincoln inside as we scream, with Lori, Luna, Luan, Ronnie Anne, Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lisa, Lily and Jessie holding us.] "What the?"

Me: [droning] Head toward the Light.

Laney: Are they okay?

Luna: "They look okay, but we better check them."

Lori: [checks us with a temperature scanner] "98.6 degrees. They're good. Let them go."

Me: Hey girls.

Eddy: Hey girls. Hey Luan.

Luan: Hi, Eddy.

Lincoln: "Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on?!"

Varie: Yeah, Everyone looks like a bunch of Zombies.

Lisa: "Haven't you heard? This morning our house became infested with an acute, febrile, contagious virus. Or, as it's known on the street," [suspenseful music plays] "The flu."

Me: THE FLU?! Uh-Oh!

Lincoln: [to me] "With 14 Louds, 3 Santiago's and 1 Jessie packed into 4500 square feet, when someone gets sick, it spreads like the plague. We're not just talking flu, we're talking...a zombie apocalypse!"

Eddy: A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!

Lisa: "The first virus sighting was in Leni's room."

[An old time movie reel complete with countdown starts with Rita checking Leni's temperature with the scanner.]

Rita: "You have got a fever, young lady. You need to get right back in bed."

[Leni sneezes and her mucus gets all over Lynn's basketball. Lynn picks it up, spins it on her fingers, gets Leni's germs on her, sneezes, and catches the flu. As she groans, she goes down to the kitchen and drinks orange juice straight from the carton.]

Lola goes and gets a drink of orange juice and pours a glass and drinks it with germs in it and she gets sick and groans.

[End flashback]

Me: Oh, man. This is bad and I've never been sick a day in my life.

Varie: Me neither.

Eddy: Same here.

Lisa: "Okay, the only survivors are you three, me, Lori, Laney, Luan, Ronnie Anne, Luna, Lily, Jessie and Lucy."

[The group is shown altogether.]

Lincoln: [panicking] "Wait! Lucy's infected!"

Lucy: "Incorrect. I always look like this."

Lincoln: But what about Laney? Usually she's the first one with the flu.

Laney: Don't worry about me. I've never been better! [stretches]

Lisa: "If we wanna live to see another day, I suggest we initiate escape protocol ASAP."

Lincoln: "I'm on it." [gets his radio and calls Clyde] "Healthy Loud to Safe Haven. We've got a level four outbreak."

[Clyde spits out his cereal.]

Clyde: "The flu?! Lincoln, give it to me straight. Did Lori make it?"

Lori: I'm okay Clyde.

Clyde: "[Acts like a robot] System overload. Sys... [I snap my fingers] Thanks J.D. Sorry. I'll have everything ready. Cot, medical supplies, and my patented heal meals. How many survivors?"

Lincoln: "11." [Luan sneezes] "Make that 10."

Luan: "Guys, no! It's snot what you think!" [laughs and then turns sick and groans.]

Me: [Chants an incantation] Vestiga Piyona Serrisa!

Rainbow Light cures Luan in an instant.

Luan: Thank's J.D.

Me: No problem, Luan.

Lily: I wish I can learn magic like that.

Varie: "Guys, don't you think we should take care of the sick? After all, they're still our family."

Laney: I wish we could, Varie. But there's nothing we can do.

Luna: "She's right, dude. It's too late for them, but not for us."

Jessie: Yeah. We need to get out of here fast.

Ronnie Anne: I'm right behind you.

Lincoln: "Everyone, out of the house! Let's move."

Lisa: "Wait! We can't just go out there with our proverbial keisters hanging out." [presses a button that opens up her and Lily's closet equipped with water guns, grabs one, and fills it with some kind of substance.] "In case we're attacked, this concoction will slow down the infected." [blasts Lincoln]

Lincoln: [tasting the concoction] "Tastes like chicken soup."

Lisa: "That's because it is chicken soup." [hands gun to him]

I start loading a pistol with tranquilizer darts.

Jessie: What's in those darts, J.D.?

Me: Codeine. It's a narcotic. It will make them tired. But this is only a small dose so it should be okay. Here. [gives Jessie a gun] We only have 10 shots each so we have to make them count.

Eddy was filling water balloons with something.

Luan: What you filling those water balloons with, Eddy?

Eddy: Orange juice with extra pulp. It will slow them down a little.

Luan: Orange you glad you thought of that? [Laughs with Rimshot] Get it?

Eddy: [Laughs] I get it.

Lucy, Lana, Luan, Laney, Ronnie Anne, Lori, Lisa, Lily, and Luna each grab one of the remaining guns. Lisa gets more soup and puts on a headband. The remaining 10 are ready to take the fight.]

Varie: I'm ready guys.

Lisa: "LOCK AND LOAD, PEOPLE!" [her siblings follow suit]

Me and Jessie cock our guns.

Lana: Lets go kick some Zombie Butt!

Eddy: This is more Ed's department. But I love the excitement.

[Lincoln looks around and gives the clear signal and we move into the hall.]

Lincoln: "Look sharp. They can be anywhere."

Me: I'm always on the alert.

[We move onward and Luna signals them to stop. Luan's unicycle comes rolling out of her room and onto the floor. Just then, Lincoln spots something.]

Lincoln: "Luna! Three o'clock!"

[The infected Leni is coming toward them and Luna shoots some chicken soup into her mouth, causing Leni to fall over.]

Lincoln: "Lisa! Six o'clock!"

[The contaminated Lola is approaching in her car.]

Lisa: "EAT HOT SOUP!" [shoots it in Lola's mouth, causing her to crash while distracted by the taste.]

Lincoln: [notices another one] "Lori! Nine o'clock!"

[Lori sees Lynn coming and she fires soup into her mouth]

Me: Good shot Lori.

Laney: Guys, Trouble! [She points to Luna being surrounded by a sick Lynn and Lola]

Luna: [panicking] "Dudes! Help!"

[Me and Jessie fire darts and they hit them in the arm and they were knocked out]

Luna: Thanks J.D. and Jessie.

Me: No problem.

Jessie: You're welcome.

Lincoln: "EVACUATE!"

[We head for the stairs and go down them]

Me: We're almost there guys.

Laney: Yeah.

Lincoln: "We're tasting freedom in three, two-"

[As he opens the door, we discover that Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo are contaminated as well.]

Lincoln: "AAAHH! THE VIRUS HAS JUMPED SPECIES!"

Eddy: Eat orange juice flea bags!

Fires an orange juice bomb from his sling shot and it splatters orange juice all over the pets and they fall asleep.

Me, Varie, Eddy, Jessie, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln and his sisters run to the sidewalk.

Me: I'll quarantine the house. [Chants an incantation] Fenorica Vekouxa Gamseno!

A giant dome enclosed the Loud House and it was kept under tight quarantine.

Me: That should hold. Now lets get to Clyde's house where we can wait until the virus has run its course.

Laney: Yeah. Good thinking.

[Scene changes to Clyde's House]

Clyde: [to J.D.] It's good you all got out of there. I thought I lost you all.

Me: What started as a visit turned into a rescue mission from the Flu.

Varie: Yeah. But we should've stayed and watched over them.

Me: I know it was the right thing to do but nobody likes getting sick. Especially with the flu.

Eddy: I don't think the Loud House can get Flu Shots.

Lori: You're right Eddy. Dad is too scared of needles and he doesn't want us all to get them.

Me: Boy, he's got a nasty case of Belonephobia a.k.a. the fear of Needles. What about Ms. Rita? Is she scared of needles?

Lori: No. Mom is not.

Varie: Those two are the exact opposites of eachother when it comes to Horror Movies and Needles.

Lana: Yeah. Being sick is not fun. How long will it take for the Flu to go away?

Lisa: Influenza, street name: The Flu, usually goes away after about 2 to 3 days.

Ronnie Anne: I'm glad we got out of the house.

Jessie: Me too.

Luan: I'm glad we're safe.

3 days later at 8:00 in the morning, as we are all sleeping in the living room, the telephone rang.

Me: I'll get it. [I answer the phone] Hello?

Lynn Sr.: J.D.? It's Lynn Sr.

Me: Hello Mr. Lynn. Is everyone feeling better?

Lynn Sr.: Yes we're all okay now. You all can come back now.

Me: Oh good. But we'll stay protected just in case. See ya.

[Scene change to the Loud House]

Me, Varie, Eddy, Jessie, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Laney, Lana. Lisa and Lily are standing outside the dome and I make it vanish.

Me: It looks safe.

We sneak up to the house and open the door and we see Lynn Sr., Rita, Leni, Lynn, and Lola all better.

Me: You guys are all better. Thank goodness.

Lynn Sr.: Yes we are.

Me: [Suspicious] But how do I know this isn't a biological trap?

Rita: There is no trap here, J.D. We're fine.

Me: I don't sense any lies. Okay.

We put our weapons away and head into the kitchen for some breakfast.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction completed.

I hope this one turned out good. It might not have gone the way you might've hoped but that's alright.

See you next time.