It starts out in the Living Room. Me, Varie, Aylene, Laney and Lily are laughing as we're looking through a photo album. Lincoln comes in.
Lincoln: What are you guys doing?
Me: We're looking through a photo album of some of Lily's fun times.
Lincoln: Neat. Can I look too?
Me: Sure. The more the merrier.
Lincoln sat down with us and saw one photo in particular.
Lincoln: I remember that. I was trying to show Lily all the things I like.
Lily: I remember that.
[Flashback]
Lily: [starts mashing buttons and giggles.]
Lincoln: "That's it! You don't have your own things yet! You're like an unformed lump of clay! But if I can mold you, then someone in this house will finally like the things I like!"
[Enter Clyde]
Clyde: "Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs and totally wants to hang out with his best friend?" [points to self]"This guy!"
Lincoln: [shoves Clyde out the door] "Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the middle of something important. I'm changing the baby."
Clyde: "'Something important'? But what's more important than hanging out with this guy?" [points to self again on "this guy" and looks in the window.]
Lincoln: "It's just you and me, Lily! We're gonna have the best time together!"
[Lily giggles and Clyde's thumbs deflate.]
Clyde: "Lily?!"
[Lincoln's room; Lincoln is showing Lily all of his material possessions.]
Lincoln: "Here are all the things that make life worth living."
Lily: [reaches for her blanket] "Blankie!"
Lincoln: [takes blanket away] "No, no, no. You don't like this. You like this." [turns on a movie] "Starship Groupers! My favorite underwater intergalactic adventure." [playing with model of the ship from the movie.] "Pew-pew-pew! Check this out. It's a 500-piece replica of the starship." [to the viewers] "Built by yours truly." [sees Lily's interested in it.] "Oh, you like it? Here you go!" [gives it to her]
Lily: [giggles and starts playing.] "Pew-pew! Pew-pew!"
Lincoln: "That's right! Pew pew pew!" [Lily starts shaking it.] "Uh, Lily? You gotta, you know, try to be..." [Lily tosses it into the air.] "...careful!"
[The model crashes onto the floor and shatters.]
Lily: "Pew-pew...?"
Lincoln: [holding back angst] "That's okay. I wanted to get the 600 piece model anyway."
[Flashback ends]
Lily: Sorry I broke your model big brother.
Lincoln: That's alright Lily. [Sees another good photo] I showed you my coin collection in this one.
[Flashback]
[Lincoln shows off his coin collection to Lily.]
Lincoln: "Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily. You collect coins from all around the world, then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them by country and denomination." [picks up his Zloty] "Who loves a Zloty? Lily does!"
[Lily looks at the Zloty then grabs and shakes the entire collection book.]
Lincoln: "Uh, Lily?"
[Lily stops shaking and smacks Lincoln with the book.]
Lincoln: "Thanks Zloty..."
[Flashback End]
We laugh.
Lily: I remember that. You got me into collecting coins. [Lily pulls out a coin book and it had a vast array of coins from many countries around the world and there were some bills from several countries as well]
Lincoln: Wow! You've been busy Lily. I didn't even know that there were different dollar bills from around the world too.
Me: There are different kinds of currency from around the world Lincoln. The United States Dollar is not the only form of currency.
Lincoln: That's true.
Lily: [Notices another photo] Here's another one. You introduced me to your favorite sandwich.
[Flashback]
[Lincoln is giving Lily lunch with his favorite sandwich.]
Lincoln: "This is my favorite sandwich, Lily. Peanut butter and sauerkraut. You can't chew it yet, but..." [blends it up and pours it in her sippy cup.] "...you can drink it!"
Lily: "Poo-poo!" [giggles]
Lincoln: "Cheers!"
[They eat and drink their sandwiches, belch and laugh.]
[Flashback Ends]
We laugh again.
Lily: Mmm. Peanut Butter and Sauerkraut.
Me: I don't like sauerkraut that much.
Aylene: Me neither.
Laney: I don't like sauerkraut that much either. I like it on my hot dogs but not by itself.
Varie: Well. Everyone has their own tastes.
Lily: That's true. [Notices another photo] Here's a good one. You introduced me to comic books.
[Flashback]
[Lincoln is showing her an Ace Savvy comic book.]
Lincoln: "Okay, Lily, this is my favorite crime fighter, Ace Savvy. And this is an Ace Savvy mobile I made for you." [spins mobile] "Now look into the mobile. You will love Ace Savvy. You will love Ace Savvy."
[Lily's eyes start going into what looks like a hypnotic state.]
Lincoln: "Yes! That's my girl!"
[Lily suddenly throws up revealing she was just dizzy from watching the mobile spin.]
Lincoln: "I guess we should have done this before the peanut butter and sauerkraut."
[Flashback ends]
We all laugh.
Lily: Sorry I throw up on you Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's alright.
Lily: [Notices another good photo] Here's how I became the Queen of The Arcade.
[Flashback]
[Lincoln and Lily are at the arcade, and Lily wins a ton of tickets on a game.]
Lincoln: "Way to go, Lily!"
[Lily giggles cheerfully while Clyde spies on them in a toy grabbing game; Lincoln and Lily hit the hobby shop where Lily gets a toy plane and makes propeller sounds and Clyde is wearing a mask disguised as a news stand man while watching them]
[Flashback Ends]
Me: Wow. You literally dominated the Arcade.
Lily: I know. [Notices another photo] Here's us at the Clothing Store at the mall.
[Flashback]
Lincoln: "Put your arms up."
[Lily does so and Lincoln puts an orange shirt just her size on her.]
Lincoln: "Let's see if we can find you a white wig."
[Lily forgot her blanket and grabs it.]
Lincoln: "Hurry up, Lily."
[Flashback End]
Laney: Wow. Orange looks really cool on you Lily.
Lily: Thanks Laney. [Points to another photo] Here's us at the park.
[At the park, Lincoln and Lily are playing Chess with some senior folks and Lily wins her game, leaving her opponent in shame.]
Lincoln: "Amazing! You really are the best!"
Lily: [reaches for her blanket] "Blankie!"
Lincoln: "You don't need this anymore, Lily." [tosses Lily's blanket in the trash.]
[Flashback Ends]
Lily: That was my first ever Chess win.
The other siblings, Carol, the Ed's, Matilda, Naruto, Sakura and Fu, Terra, Starfire, and Raven came over.
Lori: Hey guys. What are you all doing?
Me: We're just looking through a photo album.
Lily: It's all my past adventures.
Lynn: Oh I remember this book. Good times. [Notices a photo] Here's one I remember.
[Flashback]
Lincoln: "Rise and shine, Lily! We've got a lot to do today." [discovers that Lily's not in her crib and panics.]
Lynn: [outside] "Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud!"
Lincoln: [peeks out to see Lynn is training Lily to play Baseball.] "Huh?" [rushes outside and dodges a fastball.]"Wah! Lynn, what are you doing?"
Lynn: "Dude, you're not the only one in this family who doesn't have anyone to do stuff with. Lily's gonna be my sports buddy."
Lincoln: "Hey! This was my idea, and I want her back!"
Lynn: "You don't own her! She wants to hang with me!"
[Flashback End]
We all laugh.
Lily: Yeah you got me into the sports world Lynn. I am now a baseball star like you. Let me show you.
Lily and Lynn walk over to the Loud Trophy case and Lily pointed to a gold trophy with a baseball on top.
Lily: See?
There was a writing on it.
Lynn: "Lily Loud for Winning the Royal Woods Baseball Championship." Wow! Lily, I'm so proud of you!
Lily: Thanks Lynn.
They go back into the Living Room.
Luan notices a photo.
Luan: I remember this one.
Lily: Oh yeah.
[Flashback]
Luan: "Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil!" [holding Lily who is dressed like Mr. Coconuts in the same position as him.] "Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady..."
Lily: "Gaga!"
Luan: "What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?"
Lily: "Poo-poo!"
[Flashback ends]
Me, Varie, Aylene, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Carol, Eddy and Luan laugh.
Eddy: (Laughs) Poo-Poo Platter! That was too funny.
Carol: That was hilarious!
Lily: You got me into jokes Luan. What song did they play when the cookie got married?
Luan: I don't know. What?
Lily: Here CRUMBS the bride! [Rimshot]
We all laugh.
Eddy: (Laughing Hysterically) That was too funny!
Luan: (Laughing) Good one Lily.
Carol: (Laughing) That was funny.
Lily: Thank you. [Notices a photo with 2 photos underneath it] I remember this one. Lucy you got me into ghosts.
[Flashback]
[Lucy is dressing Lily up in goth fashion and showing her photos of the deceased.]
Lucy: "This is Grandma Harriet. And this is Abraham Lincoln."
[Flashback Ends]
Lucy: I remember that.
Lily: Me too. Lucy, I now can see ghosts and talk to them like you can. [Lily holds up three photos of historical figures] These are them.
Lucy: [Looks at the photos] Gasp! William Howard Taft, Thomas Alva Edison and Margaret "Molly" Brown? Wicked.
Me: America's 27th President William Howard Taft, Thomas Alva Edison the Inventor of the Light Bulb and the Unsinkable Molly Brown who helped the survivors of the Titanic? That's cool.
Laney: Those are all some of my favorite historical figures.
Naruto was scared out of his mind and he was hiding under the table.
Me: Naruto? Are you okay?
Naruto: (Scared) Guys please. No more talking about ghosts please!
Me: I had no idea that ghosts scare you little brother.
Naruto: I know. I can't help it. They scare me.
Lily: I'm sorry Naruto. We had no idea.
Naruto: It's okay guys. You didn't know.
Edd: Being scared of ghosts and spirits is quite normal for some people. It's scary for most people because of their own personal fears.
Me: That's true.
Sakura: It's okay Naruto. You can come out now.
Naruto: I'm sorry guys.
Fu: It's alright Naruto.
Lori: I remember this one [Points to a photo]
Lily: Oh yeah. You got me hooked on your favorite romance show.
[Flashback]
[Lori is showing Lily her favorite reality show.]
Lori: "Now, Dylan can only pick one girl to spend the rest of his life with. And it'd better be Marisol."
Lily: [blows a raspberry of disagreement.]
Lori: "Yeah, you're right. Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany."
Lincoln: [slides down the banister] "Give her back, Lori!"
Lori: "Why should you get her? I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!"
[Flashback Ends]
We all laugh.
Terra: That sounded like a cool show.
Anastasia: It's one of my favorites.
Leni: I showed Lily my fashion magazines too.
Lily: Oh yeah.
[Flashback]
Leni: "HELP!"
[Lori and Lincoln rush to Leni's rescue and discover she's stuck in Lily's crib.]
Leni: "Oh, thank goodness. I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine, but now I can't get out of this baby prison!" [bawls like a baby]
[Lincoln and Lori help her out.]
Lincoln: "Upsy-daizy."
Lori: "There you go, Leni."
Leni: [grateful] "Agoo."
[Flashback Ends]
We all laugh.
Ed: Aw Leni. You are always so adorable.
Leni: Thank you Ed.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Lisa: [Lisa points to a photo] Here's a peculiar moment.
Lily: Yeah you had me hooked up to all sorts of science equipment.
[Flashback]
[Lisa suddenly starts laughing evilly and has Lily strapped to one of her machines to use her as a test subject.]
Lily: "Poo-poo?"
[Lisa is about to throw the switch but Laney stops her.]
Laney: "Lisa, Are you nuts?!"
Lisa: "Come on, Laney! No one in this family ever willingly lets me do experiments on them!"
Laney: Yeah. For a reason!
Lincoln: "Lisa! She's a baby!"
Lisa: "I was going to give her a sucker afterward." [holds out a lollipop to which Lincoln facepalms.]
[Flashback Ends]
Me: Was that an intelligence enhancing machine, Lisa?
Lisa: Affirmative. I wanted to increase Lily's brain capacity and let her use the full potential of her brain power.
Matilda: Interesting machine Lisa. Humans can only use 10% of their brain power and if we unlocked it all we would be able to reach omnipotent levels.
Lisa: Precisely.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) I saw that potential. Matilda can use 68% of her brain power according to our standards.
Me: Wow. That's incredible.
Varie: No kidding.
Penny: All that stuff hurts my head.
Me: It's complicated Penny but you figure how it works over time.
Luna: [Points to another photo] I remember this one dudes.
Lily: Oh yeah. You got me into music Luna.
[Flashback]
[Luna is jamming with Lily on drums and gets up on her bunk bed.]
Luna: "STAGE DIVE! WOO!" [dives off her bed right towards Lily who has a bad feeling about this and Lincoln and their sisters push her out of Lily's way.] "WOO!"
Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa: [see she's gone again] "Where's Lily?!"
[Flashback ends]
Lily: I'm now in a band. I'll be right back.
Lily goes to her room and comes back with her instrument. She plays the trumpet.
Me: The trumpet. Cool.
Lily: Yep. Here's one of my favorites.
Lily plays Tchaikovsky's "March Of The Toy Soldiers" from The Nutcracker Suite and Laney is dancing to it.
Me: This is one of my favorites.
Varie: Mine too.
Lisa: "March Of The Toy Soldiers." Brilliant choice.
I play along with her on my violin and when the song was finished we applauded.
Lori: Great performance!
Luna: Bravo dudes!
Lisa: Affirmative it was a sensational performance.
Lily: Thanks guys.
Lincoln: Great dancing Laney.
Laney: Thanks Lincoln.
Shannon: You dance really well Lanes.
Laney: I know.
Linka: You are a great dancer Laney.
Edd: Bravo ladies.
Aylene: I agree.
Starfire: Glorius!
Raven: Beautiful music guys.
Lily: Thanks guys.
Lana: The rest went south from there. I wanted to introduce you my habits and Lola wanted to introduce you her habits.
Laney: Everyone wanted to make you their own version of them.
Lily: I know and in the end I learned everything from you guys. But it was Lincoln that taught me the most. [Lily hugs Lincoln.] Thank you big brother.
Lincoln: You're welcome sis.
Everyone: Aaaawwwwwwww!
THE END.
Another fanfiction completed.
I would like to thank Vinjedi1995 for the idea of the flashback chapter. Thank you man. To tell you all the truth I wanted to do this chapter for a while but I didn't know how to set it up. Thanks again for helping me with this man. This was a good one for me. But Vinjedi1995 deserves most of the credit. Let me know what you all think.
See you next time. And have a Happy New Year and Happy 2018!
