Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H.
Sector V's Treehouse was under attack by the P.T.O.O.E.Y. Squad.
Principal: Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, attack!
The Principal flew over the Treehouse and Yuko flew to him.
Yuko: You give all Principals everywhere a bad name.
She fired a blast of fire and incinerated him in an instant.
Numbuh 1: We're under attack! Team Adult Genocide, battlestations!
Lola: Right.
Numbuh 4: We're on it Numbuh 1!
Mad Dad came in. He is the archetype of the abusive father.
Mad Dad: Mad Dad MAD! YOU GET BAD REPORT CARD AGAIN!
Lola: That is not his report card you BUTTSMOOCHER!
Niumbuh 4 smacked him with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated Mad Dad.
Numbuh 4: Nice shot Lola.
Lola: Thank you.
The Terrible Tutor was heading for Lincoln.
Terrible Tutor: You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor!
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him into ashes.
Lincoln: I get more tutoring than ever with my sister Lisa.
The Heliteacher came in and suddenly a ball of stars came in. It exploded and out came Star Girl.
Star Girl: How about you all stop this madness?
She fired a blast of energy at the Heliteacher from her staff and Lola fired a blast of fire and they destroyed her instantly.
Lincoln: Star Girl!? Awesome!
Numbuh 4: Whoa!
Star Girl: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Ashley: Same here.
Midwestern Mom then jumped in.
Midwestern Mom: NAUGHTY CHILDREN MAKE MIDWESTERN MOM ANGRY!
Star Girl batted her with her staff and Yuko fired a blast of fire and incinerated her.
Star Girl: Those people give all people everywhere a bad name.
Yuko: You said it.
Numbuh 1: Star Girl thank you for helping us.
Star Girl: No problem Numbuh 1.
Yuko: It's a pleasure to meet you.
They introduced themselves.
Star Girl: It's a pleasure and I'm glad I could help you all.
Yuko: You arrived just in time too. The situation here is much more grim than you could know.
They all explained the situation and she was shocked.
Star Girl: The adult villains are going to destroy all kids and wipe out all of humanity?
Numbuh 2: That's right.
Numbuh 3: They have to be stopped or we will not survive.
Bruce: We formed a team whose mission is to wipe out all the adults.
Yuko: We're called Team Adult Genocide and our mission is to wipe out the Adults and save the world from extinction.
Star Girl: I believe it. My real name is Courtney Whitmore and I will gladly help you all.
Yuko: We greatly appreciate it. We need all the help we can get to stop the Adults once and for all.
Star Girl: Thanks Yuko.
Suddenly a swarm of hundreds of Hamsters appeared and rushed down the halls.
They all ran to the power room and saw that Numbuh 3 released all the hamsters and the treehouse powered down.
Numbuh 1: What happened?
Numbuh 3: The hamsters were tired so I let them out to give them a vacation.
Numbuh 1: That's crazy! Without power we have no defenses.
Lincoln: No worries Numbuh 1. I can improvise for the hamsters.
Lincoln created a huge ball of lightning that grants infinite power to a building forever and threw it into the power room and the systems came back on.
Numbuh 2: That was awesome!
Numbuh 1: It sure was. That's brilliant thinking Lincoln.
Star Girl: You have awesome Lightning Powers Lincoln.
Lincoln: I was given them by the Lightning of Hinon, the Spirit of Lightning in Iroquois Myth.
Lola: Most of my family was given powers from many myths from around the world.
Yuko: It happened to me too.
Star Girl: That's amazing. I saw Lola and you Yuko shoot fire when I got here.
Yuko: Yes.
Numbuh 5: Won't the Adults know that our power is down?
Numbuh 1: I'm sure they will.
Lenny: We won't let them come.
Suddenly a big old woman busted in. It was Gramma Stuffem.
Lola: Gramma Stuffem!
Gramma Stuffem: (German Accent) Ah! Look at all ze Skinny Childrens. You need to eat.
Lincoln: What is she known for?
Lola: She force feeds kids her disgusting but delicious food and fattens them up so that they can't move and they can't get into trouble.
Lilly: I could use a little snack.
Yuko: Lets get some grub.
Gramma Stuffem sent her army of food monsters and they chomped, eaten and blasted them.
Lola: Your Curried Rat is yummy.
Gramma Stuffem: Why thank you deary.
Stomach: You have a good taste in food.
Lola: I know my food.
Gramma Stuffem: Try my Jellied Squid!
She threw Jellied Squid at them and Lola and Yuko ate them and they were tasty.
Yuko: Delicious.
Numbuh 2: I'll say.
Gramma Stuffem: Try my Toasted Bat.
Lola: Lucy would hate me for eating bats and she's a vampire.
Lucy suddenly appeared.
Lucy: Hey guys.
They screamed and a pipe organ played.
Gramma Stuffem: (Screams) Where did she come from!?
Lincoln: Lucy, how did you get here?
Lucy: You guys talked about me so I might as well lend you a hand. And you're right Lola I would hate you for eating bats. Gag.
Lola: Thanks for telling me Lucy. Thank goodness I didn't.
Lucy: No problem Lola. Let me work my magic.
Lucy fired a stream of black lightning at Gramma Stuffem.
Lucy: Let fear consume you completely.
Gramma Stuffem's eyes went completely blank and she was completely blind and saw nothing but total darkness.
Gramma Stuffem: Where are you skinny childrens? I can't see you.
Star Girl: Dark Powers? That is awesome.
Lucy: Thanks Star Girl. I was blessed by the Black Lightning of Nótt, the Norse Goddess of the Night.
Star Girl: That's really cool.
Lincoln: Lucy has alot of powers that are around darkness. She even has the power to kill spirits.
Lucy: That's right. But only if they deserve it.
Lola: I'll finish this.
Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated Gramma Stuffem.
Yuko: That takes care of her.
Bruce: Yeah. She gives cafeteria cooks everywhere a bad name.
Numbuh 1: Agreed Bruce.
Numbuh 2: We've had enough of her food forever.
Lincoln: That's right. But I am stuffed.
Lilly: Me too.
Lucy: Her food was completely disgusting and she would even put dads cooking to shame.
Lola: I agree Lucy.
Yuko: Would you like to help us Lucy?
Lucy: Sure. I've got nothing better to do besides bear the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Lincoln: Welcome to Team Adult Genocide Lucy.
Lucy: Thanks Lincoln.
Yuko: Another Adult Villain destroyed and we have a long way to go.
Numbuh 2: Yep.
Gramma Stuffem and the P.T.O.O.E.Y Squad have been destroyed and there are more adventures to come.
Continues in part 3.
