Note: This will be 2 different Chapters in one
Me and Lincoln are playing basketball with Lynn and Anna in the front yard and Varie, Laney, and Sailor Mercury are reading books.
Lynn jumped and Anna stole the ball and passed it to me and I passed it to Lincoln and he made a slam dunk and won.
Lynn: Whoo! Way to go bro!
Sailor Mercury: Wow! That was great.
Varie: It sure was.
A moving truck suddenly drove up and they were moving in 2 doors up.
Me: Looks like someone is moving in 2 doors up.
Lincoln: They sure are.
Me: Lets gather everyone and go see.
Anna: Okay.
Me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Cody, The Loud Siblings, Lilly, The Eds, Jeri and the Lion Guard, Naruto and the Girls, Sasuke, Kakashi, Kate, Riley, my Children, The Sailors, The Teen Titans, Prohyas & Vambre, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, Star, Marco, Clyde and Lynn Sr. & Rita walked over to see them.
We arrived and saw 2 kids around my age helping out.
?: Oh hello there.
Me: Hello there. We saw you guys moving in and we wanted to come over and say hello.
Atlas: It's a pleasure to meet you all. We are the Weather's. I'm Atlas and this is my lovely wife Nicole.
Hercules: I'm Hercules Weather.
Zoe: And I'm his twin sister Zoe.
Me: Pleasure to meet you all. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Hercules: The world famous billionaire hero?
Me: That's right.
Hercule: Dude you guys are awesome!
Zoe: We've heard so many things about all of your adventures.
Me: We get that alot wherever we go.
Hercules: Let us see if we can figure you all out. (To Varie) You're Varie.
Varie: That's right.
Me: Varie is my fiance. But the wedding isn't until we reach our mid 20's.
Atlas: Congratulations to both of you.
Me: Thank you.
Zoe: (To Vince) You must be Vince Pusateri.
Vince: That's right. I moved here 3 and a half months ago from Missouri.
Zoe: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Vince: Same here.
Nicole W.: (To Aylene) You must be Aylene.
Aylene: I am. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Zoe: (To Cody) I don't believe I've seen you.
Cody: I'm fairly new here. My name is Cody and I'm a drifter that was taken in by the Knudson-Loud-Anderson's.
Atlas: It's a pleasure to meet you Cody.
Cody: Same here.
Atlas: (To the Loud's) You all must be the Loud Family.
Lynn Sr.: That's right. I'm Lynn Loud Sr. and this is my lovely wife Rita.
Rita: Pleasure to meet you.
Lori: I'm Lori Loud, the eldest of the Loud's.
Leni: I'm Leni Loud, I'm 16.
Luna: I'm Luna Loud, I'm 15.
Luan: I'm Luan Loud, I'm 14.
Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud Jr., I'm 13.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud, the only son and I'm 11.
Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud, I'm 8.
Laney: I'm Laney Loud, I'm 7.
Lana: I'm Lana Loud.
Lola: And I'm Lola Loud.
Lana & Lola: We're twins and we're 6.
Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud and I'm 4.
Lily: I'm the youngest Lily. I'm 15 months but I became like this because of special circumstances.
Atlas: Wow! You guys have a lot of children.
Lynn Sr.: We also have a bunch of adopted children.
Linka: I'm Linka Loud. I'm Lincoln's female twin from a flipped gender universe.
Zoe: Oh wow! It's a pleasure to meet you. You and Lincoln look like identical twins.
Lincoln: We get that alot.
Hercules: I can believe it.
Penny: My name is Penny Loud.
Me: Penny was adopted into the family from New York.
Nicole W.: I've heard about you sweetheart. You were kidnapped by those two bandits to try and get the largest diamond in the world.
Lincoln: Me and Linka rescued her from an abandoned Dixie riverboat in a bayou in Louisiana.
Penny: Yes. (Hugs Lincoln) I owe my big brother and sister my life.
Lincoln: You're welcome Penny.
Atlas: That is so adorable.
Nicole W.: It sure is.
Anastasia: I'm Anastasia Nikolaevna Loud.
Lori: Anastasia is the Grand Duchess of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia from 1917. I saved her in another dimension that was set in the year 1917 and we took down Grigori Rasputin.
Hercules: Oh wow. I've read about all that. The disappearence of Anastasia Nikolaevna is considered one of the greatest mysteries of the early 20th century.
Anastasia: That's right. Lori adopted me as her little sister and I share my culture with everyone.
Nicole W.: That's so cool. (To Ember) You're Ember McLain.
Zoe: Oh wow! I love your song Remember.
Ember: That's right.
Hercules: We heard you died in a tragic fire in the 1970's.
Lucy: She did die.
Me: And I used my powers and brought her back to life.
Ember: Yeah.
Zoe: I heard about that.
Hercules: Me too.
Ember: I was a Rock & Roll ghost and I was resurrected and given a second chance at life.
Zoe: That's cool. (To Wednesday) Wednesday Addams?!
Wednesday: That's right.
Me: Wednesday lost her family in an explosion that killed them.
Zoe: Oh no. I love the Addams Family.
Atlas: We've heard about that. Wednesday we're so sorry you lost your family.
Wednesday: Thank you. But I know that they'll be close to me in my heart.
Lucy: Wednesday is adopted into the Loud Family now.
Nicole W.: We're glad you have a new family now.
Wednesday: Thank you.
Nicole W.: You're welcome.
Liam: (Southern Accent) I'm Liam. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Tabby: I'm Tabby. It's rockin to meet you.
Haiku: I'm Haiku. It's a pleasure.
Me: Liam, Tabby and Haiku were disowned by their birth parents because of their acquirement of their powers and the Loud Family adopted them.
Zoe: Oh wow. It's a pleasure to meet you all. (To Naruto) The famous Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Naruto: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Me: Naruto is my adopted younger brother. He has had a bad background and I adopted him into my family as my Little brother.
Zoe: Oh wow. You and Naruto are really close now?
Me: We sure are.
Atlas: We've read your autobiography and we're very sorry you've had to endure a rough treatment at the hands of bias-motivated ingrates.
Naruto: It's all right. Thank you for your concern though.
Hercules: You're welcome Naruto. (To Sasuke) You're Sasuke Uchiha.
Sasuke: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Zoe: We've heard that your entire clan was killed by your brother because he was forced to do it because of the council's corruption.
Sasuke: That's right. I was headed down a dark path of vengeance that would lead to my own death had I not been told the truth.
Hercules: That's what we've heard and we're sorry that all that happened to you.
Sasuke: It's all good now. I got my justice and now I'm trying to set the Uchiha on the right path towards redemption.
Nicole W.: That's good. (To Sakura) You must be Sakura Haruno.
Sakura: That's right.
Zoe: You're hair is very pretty Sakura. It goes great with your namesake.
Sakura: Thank you Zoe. I get that all the time.
Atlas: I've heard about that.
Naruto: I'm in this special ordinence called the Clan Restoration Act. Being the last male member of my clan I have to take on multiple wives.
Ino: That's right. I'm Ino Yamanaka.
Hinata: I'm Hinata Hyuga.
Tenten: I'm Tenten Higurashi.
Natsumi: I'm Natsumi the 9-Tailed Kitsune.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Rin: I'm Rin Nohara.
Pakura: I'm Pakura.
Isaribi: I'm Isaribi.
Hokuto: And I'm Hokuto. We are just a few of Naruto's wives.
Atlas: That's a big ordinence.
Zoe: That's really cool though.
Naruto: It sure is.
Kakashi: I'm Kakashi Hatake and I'm Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's sensei.
Hercules: It's a pleasure to meet you Kakashi.
Kakashi: Same here Hercules.
Me: Kakashi-sensei is a student of Naruto's father Minato Namikaze and so is Rin Nohara.
Zoe: That's cool. The students have become (to Kakashi) The Teacher and (To Rin) the future sister wife.
Naruto: That's right.
Hercules: We also heard what happened to Obito Uchiha. I'm so sorry that he became an evil heartless monster bent on wanting to destroy the planet.
Me: Yeah.
Rin: Thank you for your sympathies Hercules. But the man we knew as Obito died a long time ago.
Kakashi: Obito was a goofball idiot and my best friend. He taught me his key quote that I passed on to my students.
Me: "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandoned their teammates are worse than trash."
Hercules: That's very philosophical.
Me: Yes. And it's a quote that we will always treasure. I have it tattooed on my hand here.
I reveal a tattoo on the back of my left hand that had said quote.
Zoe: That's cool.
Carrie: I'm Carrie White Loud and these are my adopted kids Katie and Leia.
Leia: Hello.
Katie: Hi.
Zoe: It's a pleasure.
Hercules: Oh man. I've heard about you Carrie. You've had to endure a terrible life over at Chamberlain, Maine.
Carrie: Yeah. Chris Hargensen and Billy Nolan ruined my life. But I put it all back together after my mother was put in an insane asylum, Chris was locked away in the Moon and Billy was executed.
Me: She destroyed the entire town in a ballistic rage because of bullying that got completely out of control and 260 men, women and children lost their lives because of it.
Carrie: Yeah. I will never forgive Chris and Billy for ruining my life but I have forgiven my mother.
Nicole W.: I'm so sorry you experienced that Carrie.
Carrie: Thank you for your concern Mrs. Weather.
Nicole W.: Please. Call me Nicole.
Carrie: Oh. Okay then.
Sam: I'm Sam Sharp Loud.
Zoe: Oh wow. I heard your former parents were the most dangerous serial killer couple in the country.
Sam: I know. But they got what they deserved and I'm now a member of the Loud Family.
Zoe: I'm glad you're okay Sam.
Sam: Thank you Zoe.
Zoe: You're welcome.
Lilly: I'm Lilly. I'm a mermaid and I'm Lincoln's fiance.
Atlas: Congratulations to you both.
Lincoln: Thank you Atlas. We met back 221 years ago and it was amazing.
Hercules: Through the book Magic Island?
Lincoln: That's right.
Lilly: It was an adventure that became a match made in Heaven. But the wedding is not for 15 years.
Zoe: You still have plenty of time.
Shannon: Pleasure to meet you all. I'm Shannon "Gaz" Loud. Former member of the Black Daffodil Gang.
Hercules: Oh man. The defeat of the Black Daffodil was your greatest achievement.
Me: It's right up there. Shannon became a Black Daffodil to get revenge on her serial killer parents in the Chicago projects.
Zoe: Oh man. I'm so sorry Shannon.
Shannon: Thank you Zoe.
Zoe: You're welcome. (To Allie) You must be Allie.
Allie: That's right. We are J.D.'s children that were hurled from our time to this time because of a stupid mistake a monster made in our time. I'm the 1st born child. The Executioner of The Twisted Princesses.
Brittney: I'm Brittney Knudson the 2nd born child. The Empress of Darkness.
Anna: I'm Anna Knudson the 3rd born child. The Lightning Sports Champion.
Mary: I'm Mary Knudson the 4th born child. The Earth's Chef.
Jessie: I'm Jessie Knudson the 5th born child. The Adventurous Historian.
Jared: I'm Jared Knudson the 6th born child and the only son. The Fiery Crusader.
Nicole K.: I'm Nicole Knudson the 7th born child. The Scientist of the Stars.
Natilee: I'm Natalya Knudson the 8th born child. But everyone calls me Natilee. The Celtic Princess.
Shanan: I'm Shanan Abigail Knudson the youngest child. The Nature Shaman.
Allenby: I'm Allenby Knudson. Jared's my husband.
Heidi: I'm Heidi Knudson the Water Swordmistress.
Nathaniel: I'm Nathaniel Knudson.
Isabelle: And I'm Isabelle Knudson.
Nathaniel & Isabelle: We're twins.
Hercules: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Carol: I'm Carol Pingrey Loud. I was adopted into the Loud Family.
Atlas: It's a pleasure. I heard you had a split personality that made you do terrible things.
Carol: Yeah. I don't like to talk about it. But I forgave my biological parents.
Zoe: That's good.
Vince: Carol is my girlfriend. She and I fell in love at first sight.
Hercules: That's great Vince.
Vince: Thank you Hercules.
Hercules: You're welcome. (To the Eds) And you three are?
Ed: I'm Ed.
Edd: I'm Edd but with 2 D's.
Eddy: And I'm Eddy.
Luan: Eddy is the best and most awesome boyfriend in the world. He loves my jokes.
Me: Luan's jokes are really funny. They always make most of us laugh. Luan, What do you call a Cheese that isn't yours?
Luan: I don't know J.D. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Me: Nacho Cheese. (Rimshot)
Everyone laughs.
Varie: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny J.D.
Zoe: That was funny!
Hercules: That was a good one.
Vince: (Laughs) Good one.
Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.
Cody: That was funny.
Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one. It sure gave a Cheesy development! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
We laugh.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Varie: (Laughs) That was funny.
Cody: (Laughs) That's a good one.
Vince: (Laughs) Luan always makes us laugh.
Zoe: (Laughs) That was funny. They do say that laughter is the best medicine.
Jeri: That's right. Sorry I'm Jeri Katou and I'm 2nd in Command of the Lion Guard.
Kion: I'm Kion, the Leader of the Lion Guard and the Fiercest of the team.
Ono: I'm Ono, an Egret and the Keenest of Sight.
Fuli: I'm Fuli, a Cheetah and the Fastest.
Beshte: I'm Beshte, a Hippopottamus and the Strongest.
Bunga: And I'm Bunga, a Honey Badger and the bravest.
Zoe: Oh wow. What does the Lion Guard do?
Kion: We are a special protection group that defends the Circle of Life. Our job is to make sure that everything is safe and that the Circle of Life is in balance.
Hercules: That's a huge responsibility.
Laney: It sure is.
Kion: Yeah. We are from the Pridelands in Tanzania and my sister Kiara is the leader of the Lion Guard while we're away. It's a temporary Lion Guard though.
Zoe: Oh I understand.
Hercules: That's a big responsibility and an awesome task.
Jeri: Yes.
Sailor Moon: We are the Sailor Soldiers.
Sailor Saturn: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Zoe: Oh wow! You guys are awesome!
Hercules: We heard how you all destroyed Queen Beryl and silenced her reign of terror for good.
Sailor Neptune: That's right.
Sailor Mars: We've had a huge amount of help.
Shanan: I helped them and so did Lincoln, Laney, Lucy and Lily. We saved the entire Universe from total destruction and ended Queen Beryl's reign of terror forever.
Zoe: I'm glad she got what was coming to her.
Riley: Me too. My name is Riley Anderson.
Laney: Me and Riley are known as the Sisters of Nature.
Zoe: That is so cute. Laney I heard you killed a terroristic kid named Chandler Henderson.
Laney: That's right.
Lincoln: He was a bully that picked on Laney and she beat him and got him sent to a maximum security mental hospital. Sometime later he escaped and went after Laney to get revenge. Chandler made a deal with the devil and got plant powers too. Laney killed Chandler and sent him to the Netherworld forever.
Zoe: Oh man. Laney that must've been awful to have to make your first kill.
Laney: I know. But I had to do what was needed to be done because he was a criminal that can never change.
Lola: Yeah. In my opinion these kinds of guys will never change and they need to be destroyed because they keep ruining peoples lives and the world is much better off without them!
Hercules: You'll get no argument from me Lola.
Atlas: I agree.
Nicole W.: Me too.
Zoe: Same here.
Kate: That's what I was told. My name is Kate Lloyd.
Zoe: I saw you on the movie "The Thing".
Kate: I know. I went through a major league nightmare down in Antarctica.
Me: It was horrifying. Kate has been severely traumatized by that event and it scarred her for life.
Kate: Yeah. But I'm slowly healing from it thanks to my friends here.
Nicole W.: That's good. I'm glad you're okay Kate.
Kate: Thanks Nicole.
Hercules: We saw both movies from 1982 and 2011 and they aren't that scary to us anymore.
Me: I believe it. Both the movies scared me bad. I was paralyzed with total fear when I saw them back when I was 12.
Hercules: I'll bet. (To Robin) Whoa! The Teen Titans!? No way!
Robin: We are real and in the flesh. I'm Robin.
Starfire: Pleasure. I'm Starfire, the Princess of Tamaran.
Cyborg: I'm Cyborg. It's pleasure.
Beast Boy: Name's Beast Boy.
Terra: I'm Terra.
Kole: I'm Kole.
Bumblebee: I'm Bumblebee.
Argent: I'm Argent.
Volcana: I'm Volcana.
Star Girl: I'm Star Girl.
Hulk: Hulk.
Zoe: You guys are awesome! You're all some of my favorite superheroes.
Robin: Thank you Zoe. I'm glad we have some fans.
Zoe: You're welcome Robin.
Ronnie Anne: I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Hercules: Pleasure to meet you too Ronnie Anne.
Cody: Ronnie Anne is my girlfriend. We've been dating for a while.
Ronnie Anne: Yep.
Zoe: Congrats you two.
Cody: Thank you Zoe.
Bobby: I'm Ronnie Anne's big brother Roberto Santiago. But everyone calls me Bobby.
Lori: Bobby is my fiance. He and I have known eachother since kindergarten and we're getting married in a couple of years.
Atlas: Congratulations you two.
Lori: Thanks Atlas.
Atlas: You're welcome.
Star: I'm Star Butterfly, the Princess of Mewni.
Zoe: Oh wow. I thought you looked familiar. We know your mother Moon the Undaunted.
Nicole W.: Your mother is one of my best friends Star and she is a wise and benevolent ruler of Mewni.
Me: I didn't know you all have been to Mewni.
Hercules: It's an awesome dimension and the corn there is amazing.
Varie: That's what we've heard.
Vince: I love corn.
Jared: Me too. I love all vegetables and fruit.
Marco: That's awesome. I'm Marco Diaz. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Zoe: Same here Marco. I heard that Princess Star lives with you so she can start her training as future Queen of Mewni.
Marco: That's right.
Star: I'm learning so much about Earth and it's so much fun.
Me: It's cool.
Vambre: (British Accent) It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Vambre Warrior and this is my baby brother Prohyas.
Prohyas: We are the Warriors For Hire and we use Magiswords in all our adventures.
Zoe: What's a Magisword?
Lana: It's this.
Lana spun her bracelet and pulled out a Magisword.
Announcer: BOULDER MAGISWORD!
Lana: Magiswords are much different than regular swords. They each come in many unique shapes and have many amazing powers.
Zoe: That is so cool!
Hercules: It sure is. What does this one do?
Vambre: The Boulder Magisword can create boulders and fire them at a target.
Hercules: Let me see if I can punch one.
Lana: Okay. Here it comes.
Lana fired a boulder at Hercules and he punched it and shattered it into a million pieces.
WHAAAAAAAM!
Me: Whoa! Hercules you are really strong.
Hercules: I have super strength and I work out alot.
Lynn: That was awesome!
Vambre: Indeed.
Prohyas: That was amazing!
Laney: Lana got myself and some of us into Magiswords.
Me: We have special bracelets that enable us to choose a Magisword with ease and without the need for a Magisword bag.
Vambre: That's a genius method J.D.
Me: Thanks Vambre.
Lynn Sr.: Well we would love to have you all join us for dinner as a way to welcome you all to the neighborhood.
Atlas: We would like that Lynn. We already moved in so we'll be honored to show up.
After everyone was set up for dinner we were having a good dinner.
Me: So Hercules if I may ask how do you all know so much about the spirits and all that?
Hercules: We are well known in the worlds of the Paranormal, mythological, supernatural and the interdimensional. We have alot of good friends that know about us and we have alot of rules and laws that we have to obey and follow.
Me: That's amazing and also coincidental. We have done all sorts of things on numerous planets, and more in the worlds of the Supernatural and Paranormal. So we are no strangers to all the worlds.
Zoe: That's amazing J.D. We've been following all of your achievements and how you saved all those people in Dallas when that asteroid destroyed it.
Varie: That was horrible. 25,000 people lost their lives and $582 Trillion+ damages reported.
Atlas: That's what we saw. It was awful.
Nicole W.: We responded to that day and helped many people out there.
Me: Looks like we have some help from the shadows.
Atlas: That's a good way to put it. Yes.
Zoe: So how did some of you get your powers J.D.?
Me: That's one of our most popular questions. Me, Vince and Carol got our powers from Cosmic Radiation.
Hercules: Radiation from Outer Space. That's amazing.
Me: Yeah. It's effects are completely unpredictable and it gave us omnipotent power as a result.
Lincoln: Me and my friends and sisters and brothers got our powers from the blessings of Gods & Goddesses from all over the world.
Linka: That's right.
Zoe: I've heard about this. It's called the Divine Choosing. Numerous reports have been flying around that you all were given powers from different deities.
Cody: It's strange isn't it? I got my powers from Anubis the Egyptian God of The Dead.
Zoe: Oh wow! That's amazing.
Lola: J.D. told us how we got our powers because of a big book of legends that he has.
Me: It's right here.
I pull out my Legends Book and Hercules looked at it.
Hercules: I remember this book. I had a book like this once but I lost it.
Me: I think I might have found it 5 years ago. It's all really fascinating and it gave us the info on how we got our powers.
Laney: I was the first in my family that got my powers. I was exposed to Lisa's Chemicals and it gave me superpowers like super strength and flight. I got my plant powers from the Diamond of Gaia in Grand Venture State Park.
Zoe: That's amazing.
Hercules: You all were given great gifts and with...
Lincoln: Great power comes a great responsibility. Yes.
Me: They know that saying all too well.
Hercules: I can believe it.
Lincoln: I know. We have so much to learn now that we have powers and more.
Ronnie Anne: It's really cool though.
Zoe: It is.
Later the next day we read todays paper and saw an article from the town of Acme Acres, home of Acme Looniversity and the legendary Looney Tunes.
Me: Look at this. "Montana Max, spoiled rich kid has been expelled from Acme Looniversity for framing Buster Bunny and wrongfully expelling him and botching an election for Class President through buying his friends to vote".
Lincoln: That kid sounds like a jerk.
Hercules: I've heard all about him. He is the most spoiled rotten, most obnoxious and most despicable rich kid brat in the world. He's worth $200 billion and he makes all rich kids look bad.
Zoe: There's also a girl there named (Dramatic Voice) Elmyra Duff!
Thunder and Lightning crashes, scary pipe organ music plays, a cat screeches, a dog shakes in fear, fish swim around in a fish tank in fright, hamsters shake in fear and Houdini - Zoe's Chamaeleon friend goes invisible.
Laney: I've heard about Elmyra. She is the worst animal lover in the history of the world and is considered a major nightmare and a major league menace to all animals everywhere.
Crysta: She can't be that bad.
Laney: Actually Crysta it's worse than you think. She may love all animals but she crushes them to death. That's why she's so widely feared in the animal kingdom. Not even bans on all the pet shops and more can stop her.
Lana: I love all animals myself but she gives all animal lovers everywhere a really bad name.
El Diablo, Hopps, Bitey, Walt and Cliff agreed with her.
Me: Well also Montana Max is a disgrace to all rich boys everywhere and we have to take him down. Lola, you've been known to gather dirt on lots of people right?
Lola: You know it J.D. I think I know what you're about to do.
I hand Lola my laptop.
Me: Do your stuff Lola.
Lola types on my laptop and she reports some incriminating info on Montana Max to the police.
Lola: Okay. The police are investigating now. They'll send me a text to let me know if they've found anything.
Me: Good work Lola. Now we have to head over to Acme Acres. Hercules, Zoe would you like to come with?
Hercules: It would be an honor.
Zoe: Count us in.
Vince: Welcome aboard guys.
Aylene: Lets get them.
Me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Cody, Hercules, Zoe, Lincoln, Lilly, Laney, Lola, Lana, Lisa and Lily flew over to Acme Acres. We arrived and it was in Missouri.
Vince: It's in Missouri. My old home.
Me: Well, What do you know.
Lola got a text back.
Lola: The police have enough evidence to arrest Montana Max and they're gonna seize all his assets.
Me: Good. Lets get him.
They went to Max's house and it was a big multi-million dollar home.
Me: (Whistles) What a pad.
Lincoln: Not as nice as our mansions though.
Hercules: His mansion would be perfect for me and my family.
Zoe: I heard he arrested his parents for making him eat brussel sprouts.
Lola: That is wrong on so many levels.
Me: I agree with him though. I don't like Brussel Sprouts.
Lana: I always eat my veggies.
Lisa: Affirmative.
Lily: Same here.
Lincoln: Me too.
Me: Lets go.
We ring the doorbell and the police were hiding in the bushes next to the door.
Doorbell: Money!
Me: Nice doorbell.
Montana Max: I'm coming. I'm coming.
The door opened and the police ambushed him and slapped the handcuffs on him. He was arrested for assault and battery, ecoterrorism, fraud, corruption, wire fraud, money laundering, racketeering and more.
I beamed the house and everything he once had to Royal Woods and Hercules & Zoe now live in it.
Hercules: Thanks for giving us Montana Max's house J.D.
Me: No problem Hercules.
Lola got another text saying that they arrested Elmyra for numerous counts of animal cruelty and abuse.
Lola: Elmyra was arrested guys.
Later we got the Weatherby's settled into their new home and it had lots of practically everything.
Montana Max was found guilty on all of his charges and was sentenced to 200 Life Sentences plus 70 consecutive terms of 5,234 years for a total of 366,380 years in prison making it one of the longest known prison sentences in the world and he's one of the youngest criminals to serve it and he will have no possibility of parole. He also has a curse on him that was a fate worse than death: Eternal Life without Eternal Youth and being a worthless homeless bum. He was also ordered to pay $750 Billion in restitution to the Weather's and other people around the world. Montana Max also had all of his assets seized and everything he owned minus his house was donated to Acme Acres.
Elmyra Duff was found guilty on 752,983 counts of Animal Cruelty, Animal Abuse and Assault & Battery. 702,983 counts of Animal Abuse and 50,000 counts of Assault & Battery.
She was sentenced to 3,651,050 years in prison and was ordered to pay $750 Billion in fines and restitution to all the families of the abused animals and more. Her sentence is the longest non-life sentence ever known. She also had a terrible curse on her as well: Eternal life without eternal youth. She now looks like she's 110 years old and she and Montana Max are both serving their sentence in a special isolated prison at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean at 36,000 feet down. With pitch black darkness, no light from the Sun, the extremely brutal cold and the bone-crushing pressure of 16,000 pounds of pressure per square inch around them, they will be forever alone all the time and in total darkness and escape is impossible.
Me: Well guys Elmyra Duff & Montana Max are right where they belong: In prison forever as old people until the day after doomsday.
Hercules: You said it J.D.
Zoe: What a couple of monsters.
Laney: I think all the animals can agree with us and they are all finally free of Elmyra Duff.
Cody: That's right Laney.
Me: I agree.
THE END.
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I would like to thank PerkyGoth14 for letting me use Hercules & Zoe and credit goes to you for them. Also Vince gave me the idea for the Tiny Toons theme chapter. Thanks for that man. Montana Max & Elmyra Duff are menaces to not only Acme Acres and the Animals there but the entire animal kingdom and the whole planet. I watched Tiny Toons and Animaniacs all the time when I was a kid and they were the first cartoons I've watched. They were funny and I didn't know they were that funny until later on. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
Tiny Toons Adventures belongs to Warner Bros. and Steven Spielberg.
