It starts at Royal York Elementary. Mrs. Johnson was getting ready to start class when we come in.

Me: Morning everyone.

Lincoln: Hey buddy. You ready for another good day of school?

Me: Sure am buddy.

I high-five everyone.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class. I have an announcement. We have a new student joining us today so please give a warm Royal York welcome for Timothy Mack.

A kid with black hair, blue eyes, sunglasses, black leather jacket, brown shirt, blue jeans and sneakers.

Tim: Pleasure to be here.

Mrs. Johnson: How about you sit next to Lincoln and Clyde?

Tim: Sure.

Tim took his seat.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Tim. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Tim: Awesome! I heard so much about you man. Your adventures have been awesome.

Me: I get that all the time.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.

Clyde: I'm Clyde McBride.

Tim: Pleasure to meet you guys. I heard you have a huge family.

Lincoln: That's right. I have lots of sisters and brothers. Biologically and non-biologically.

Me: I treat Lincoln and his huge family like my own family. They are like my brothers and sisters.

Tim: That's cool man. But how come you like coming here to the Elementary School?

Me: Lincoln has had some problems with bullies here so I have a special permit that lets me come here to watch after Lincoln and his little sisters.

Tim: That's a big job.

Me: It sure is.


Later at Lunch as Tim was about to get his lunch he bumped into someone.

Tim: Oh man! I'm sorry. I... (Stammering)

Tim had bumped into Rachel and he was entranced by her beauty. Cupid's arrow had hit him and he was in love.

Rachel: Um... Are you all right?

Tim: (Acts like a malfunctioning robot) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! DOES NOT COMPUTE! (Gets a Gushing Nosebleed)

Me: Uh oh!

I snap my fingers and he reverts back to normal.

Me: Are you all right Tim?

Tim: I think so. What happened?

Me: You were acting like a malfunctioning robot and got a nasty nosebleed after you caught sight of Rachel here.

Tim: Why?

Me: You've been struck by Cupid's arrow and developed a huge crush on her.

Lincoln: It's true Tim. Clyde has a huge crush on my oldest sister Lori and it gets really awkward.

Clyde: Yep. I know just how you feel. (Pulls out a photo of Lori) This is Lori.

Tim saw the photo of Lori looking at him in fear.

Tim: She's beautiful. I didn't know that this is what happens when I'm around a girl I like.

Me: It happens man. Lori already has a boyfriend. Her fiance Bobby Santiago.

Clyde: Yep.

Me: Rachel is already getting married to me soon. But not for 10 more years.

Rachel: He's been placed into a special ordinence where he can take on more than one wife.

Me: Yep.

I show him a copy of the document that made it official.

Me: This is a copy of the Ordinence.

Tim read it.

Tim: That's really interesting. I wish I was under an ordinence like this.

Me: (Chuckles) Wouldn't we all. But it doesn't work that way. You have to get special permission from the Governor or the President of The United States to have this.

Lincoln: That's right.

We sat down and ate our lunch.

Lincoln: J.D. I've been wanting to ask this for a while.

Me: What is it Lincoln?

Lincoln: How did you learn how to do that to break Clyde out of his Malfunctioning Robot mode when he's around Lori?

Me: That is a question I haven't been asked in a long time.

Tim: Really?

Me: Yep. It was back when I was in 1st grade 8 years ago.

FLASHBACK

Me: (Narrating) I was having my lunch in the cafeteria at my school in Colorado when I saw a kid bump into a girl. He was struck by Cupid's arrow and was acting like a Malfunctioning Robot. Imaginary sparks and stars flew out of his head and his eyes were spinning.

Past me: Oh man!

Me: I went over to him to calm him down before he had a seizure and I shook him. But that didn't work. So I snapped my fingers and somehow it worked. I knew right then and there that whenever someone has a breakdown from love, all I had to do was snap my fingers.

FLASHBACK ENDS.

Lincoln: That's amazing.

Laney: So that's how you learned how to break people out of that malfunctioning robot mode.

Me: Yep. It's been with me since then.

Lola: I had no idea that you learned about that out of the air like that J.D.

Lana: That is really cool!

Lucy: It sure is. Sigh. The meaning of love is an endless struggle.

Me: I know Lucy. (To the Viewers) Lucy broke up with Silas and she has been sadder than normal. It was sad when we heard that.

Lily: I'm sorry about Silas, Lucy. But don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea. Metaphorically speaking of course.

Suddenly Zoe came in and she had a shocked look on her face.

Zoe: J.D.!

Me: What's wrong Zoe?

Zoe: Star Butterfly is going through a terrifying change. She's going through something called (Dramatic Voice) MEWBERTY!

Thunder and Lightning crashes.

Me: What's Mewberty?

Zoe: It's not like Puberty. It's completely different from it. When a Mewman girl goes through it they have an insatiable lust for boys, become a strange creature with six arms, wings and antennae. Once they enter this state there's no telling what they will do and they are stronger than a human.

Me: Oh man.

Lincoln: We got to get over there!

Laney: Yeah.

Rachel: Right!

Me: Lets go!

Tim: I want to come with. I want to see everything in action.

Me: Are you sure Tim? It could get really dangerous.

Tim: I know but I want to see this to believe it.

Me: Okay. Lets go!


We went to Royal York High School and in the halls we saw purple vines covering the halls and we saw that they lead to one of the lockers and it had what looked like a giant heart shaped coccoon.

Laney: What is that?

Zoe: That's Star's Mewberty Coccoon.

Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this guys. Stand back.

I go Super Angel.

Tim: Whoa! So this is your Super Angel form.

Me: It is.

I walk up to the coccoon and put my hand on it.

Me: It's squishy. But Star is definitely in here. I feel her energy and it's growing stronger and stronger.

A hand inside it was on the shell of the coccoon and I saw 5 more hands. Star had glowing heart eyes and six arms.

Lori: What's happening?

Zoe: It's the final stage of Star's Metamorphosis. We have to get the boys away from here and fast!

Laney: Right.

Lola: We're with you Zoe!

Lana: Lets go!

Lila: Right!

They hid all the boys in the gym of the school and closed the door.

The coccoon started to crack open. I stood back and saw Star sprout wings. She flew into the air and she was in her Mewberty form.

Me: Whoa!

Zoe: This is really bad guys! We have to stop her!

Varie: Yeah.

Star saw me and she was consumed with Lust for me.

Star: BOY!

She flew at me and I went at her and we clasped hands. I grabbed her four extra hands with my octopus arms.

Me: Star listen to me! You got to get a hold of yourself!

Star: BOY!

Star threw me away and I stopped.

Me: Star you have to stop this now!

Star fired a blast of purple heart slime at me and I dodged it. She fired another blast and I caught it and threw it back to her.

Lori: Is there any way to stop her Mewberty Zoe?

Zoe: It should go away at 3:57 PM.

Luna looked at her watch.

Luna: That's only 10 minutes away dude.

Luan: This is not gonna get pretty. We have to help J.D.!

Eddy: Yeah! We have to!

Lynn: Lets go!

Star landed on the ground and Lynn grabbed Star and tackled her to the ground and Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lila and Lisa held her down.

Lily held down her legs.

Tim: I got this!

Tim then shocked us by touching the ground and out of it came dark bramble vines and they shackled her to it.

Me: Whoa!

Lucy: Gasp!

Varie: Tim you have Dark Powers?

Tim: I do. I was blessed by the Black Flower of the Morrigan, the Celtic Goddess of War and Darkness.

Me: Oh wow! That's a big gift.

Tim: Yes. I was given these powers 10 years ago.

Varie: That's awesome.

Cody: It sure is.

Tim: Yes.

Me: How much time is left?

Luna checked her watch.

Luna: It's 3:56. One minute left dude!

But suddenly Star broke out of the restraints and flew up into the air.

Luna: It's time dudes!

When it hit 3:57 PM purple hearts came down meaning that they all flaked off and an object fell and crashed into the lockers.

Marco: Star!

Star got up and she was back to normal.

Star: (Groaning) What happened?

Me: You went through Mewberty.

Zoe: It's over now Star.

Star: Thank goodness.

A fluttering sound was heard.

Ember: What was that?

Star looked behind her and she had a pair of vestigal wings on her back.

Me: You have a small pair of wings Star.

Suddenly a beam of sunlight shined on Star and a golden fireball flew down the beam of light and hit Star. Star was enveloped in a tornado of golden fire and light.

Laney: Another Elemental Choosing in progress!

Lila: Incredible!

Lucy: It's a powerful one.

Star's wand turned completely different.

When the tornado faded, Star had yellow butterfly wings and a Sun was emblazened on her forehead.

Star got up and she was forever changed.

Star: What happened?

Me: You were hit by a yellow fireball and it changed you. Let me see here.

I pull out my legends book and look it up. It was there that I found an interesting discovery.

Me: Here it is. This is strange. Star was given fire and light powers by the Golden Sun Fireball of Helios, the god of the Sun in Greek Myth. Once every 500 years, Helios creates a beam of sunlight on a worthy soul and throws a golden fireball at them that embues them with fire and light powers, super strength, super speed, cosmic Light Powers and Cosmic Fire Powers. But there's a major catch. That soul has to be from Mewni and has to finish going through Mewberty. And the Royal Wand will have enhanced magic because of it.

Marco: Wow! Star this is incredible!

Star: It sure is Marco. But won't I look crazy with these wings?

Me: You can have them come at will.

Star thought for a second and the wings went back into her back.

Laney: It worked!

Marco: It sure did.

Suddenly a dimensional portal opened up and out came Ludo and his army of monsters.

Me: Ludo! Boy you will never quit will you?

Ludo: No I won't now get the wand!

Me: Power up!

We went at Ludo and his army of monsters and pulverized them all into pulp.

Ludo: Blast! Retreat!

Me: What a bunch of wooses.

Varie: Yep.

Rachel: Some scum just can't take a hint.

Cody: No they won't.

Me: But nonetheless we have to tell Queen Moon about Star's new powers.

Varie: Yeah.


In Star's room we were using Star's mirror and contacted Queen Moon the Undaunted. Moon answered.

Moon: (British Accent) Star?

Me: Queen Moon the Undaunted. It's an honor to meet you.

Moon: J.D. Knudson. It's a pleasure to meet you. We've heard about all of your adventures.

Me: Yes. But the reason we called you is because we had a rather interesting development happen to Star.

Moon: What happened J.D.?

Me: She was given powers by the Golden Sun Fireball of Helios, the God of the Sun in Greek Myth.

Moon: What!? How is that possible!?

Zoe: I believe I can answer that Lady Moon. My friends here have gotten their powers here on Earth because of the blessings of Mythological Deities from myths all over the world. The List is very long but it's how they got their powers.

Me: That's right. However Me, my friend and partner Vince Pusateri and Carol Pingrey Loud here were given our powers because of Cosmic Radiation, radiation from Outer Space.

Moon: Oh my. It's good you called me. Star, this must be a huge change for you.

Star: It is mom. I have no idea how to use my powers like this.

Moon: Oh Star I'm sure someone will be more than happy to teach you how to master your powers.

Me: As a matter of fact your Majesty there is.

Aylene: I'll help teach her. I have fire powers because of the Fire Snake of Xiuhcoatl, the god of Fire in Mayan Myth.

Luan: I got my Light powers from Sulis, the goddess of Light in Celtic Myth.

Lola: My fire powers are from the Gabija, the Spirit of Fire in Lithuanian Myth.

Sam: I got my powers because of Pele, the Goddess of Fire in Hawaiian Myth.

Moon: Oh thank you all. You all have been blessed in more ways than anyone on Mewni could've imagined.

Hercules: We get that all the time.

Me: We'll do our best to help her your majesty.

Moon: Thank you all.

Luan: You might say that she is Illuminating. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

We all laugh.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.

Moon: (Laughs) Luan is funny.

Varie: She always cracks us up.

Maggie L.: It's true.


Back in the Living Room of the Knudson-Loud-Anderson-Weather Mansion we were watching TV.

Me: So Tim what did you think of our adventure?

Tim: It was awesome! I loved how we saved all the boys from Star's Mewberty rampage.

Varie: We're glad Tim.

Tim: I am too. If it's all right with you J.D. I would like to take Rachel to the Carnival for a friendship date.

Me: That's fine with me Tim. What do you think Rachel?

Rachel: That's very sweet of you Tim. Lets go.


At the carnival, Tim and Rachel were having a lot of fun.

Rachel: Lets check out some of the games.

Tim: Okay. I know just the one.

They went to the Bottle Game where they had to knock the bottles down with a baseball to win a prize.

Tim: This is my favorite game.

Rachel: Go for it.

Tim placed the money on the stand and the carnie handed him 3 balls. Tim aimed for the bottom and threw a ball and knocked them down in one throw.

BLAM!

Rachel: Great shot Tim! Direct hit!

Tim: Yeah!

Carnie: We have a winner!

He gave Tim a stuffed Penguin.

Tim: This is for you Rachel.

Rachel: Thanks Tim.

Next they went on the roller coaster and it was an adrenaline rush. It was a brand new roller coaster called THE TRAIL OF AGONY!

Tim: YEEEAAAAAHHH! WHOOOOOO!

Rachel: THIS IS AAAAAWWWWEEEEESSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!

They went on loops, curves, bends and turns at blazing speeds of 40 miles per hour and they came down an angle and landed with a huge explosion.

KRABOOOM!

When the car stopped they got out and their hair was blown back.

Rachel: That was so much fun!

Tim: YEAH! That was a rush!

Rachel: You said it!

They heard a bell ring and saw a man slam a hammer which raised a weight up a tall tower toward a bell.

Rachel: The Strength Tester Tower! I love that.

Tim: Lets try it out.

Carnie: Slam the bell and win a fabulous prize!

Tim took the hammer and slammed it and the weight went up and stopped short of the bell and a message came out and said "Muscle hunk".

Carnie: Wow! That's really good. Good effort.

Tim: Thanks.

Rachel: Let me try.

Rachel took the hammer and slammed it with incredible force and it hit the bell so hard that it knocked the bell right off of the tower and sent it flying.

WHAM! BONG! WHEEE!

Tim: WHOA! Rachel you have to be one of the strongest girls I've ever known!

Rachel: I don't like to brag but it runs in my family.

Carnie: Congratulations young lady. You won a brand new iPad Pro.

Rachel: Thanks. For you Tim.

Tim: Thanks Rachel! I've always wanted an iPad!

Later they were on the Ferris Wheel and as it was spinning they were having a great chat about the stuff they like, what's fun and more.

When they left Tim was walking Rachel back home.

Rachel: Thanks for taking me to the carnival Tim. I had a great time with you.

Tim: You're welcome Rachel. Glad you had fun.

Rachel kissed Tim on the Cheek and he was shocked and Rachel went inside. Tim had steam coming out of his shirt and body and he was sweating like crazy which made him soaked to the bone and he had imaginary hearts popping out of his head. He fainted right there on the spot.

I saw this and picked him up and took him home.

I knock on his home door and his mom answered.

Mrs. Mack: Yes?

Me: Hello Mrs. Mack. I'm J.D. Knudson and I'm a friend of your son here.

Mrs. Mack: Oh wow. I saw all of your achievements and you've had a major impact on the planet. What happened to Tim?

Me: He took my fiance Rachel out on a friendship date to the carnival and he got a kiss from her and fainted.

Mrs. Mack: Oh hohoho. Looks like my little man has a girlfriend.

Me: Yeah.

I take him in and put him on the couch.

It was the beginning of many adventures with Tim.

THE END.


Another Fanfiction Complete.

I would like to thank bubblegumsurpr1 for letting me use her OC Tim Mack. I didn't know what he looked like or much of his background so I had to make it up as we went along. Star going through Mewberty in Star VS The Forces of Evil was one of the craziest things I've ever seen in the show. It was freaky. Rachel gave me the idea for the Friendship Date at the carnival and how he acts like a malfunctioning robot like Clyde around her. Thanks for that. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.