It starts with me, Lincoln and Laney in William's room and Xion was asking to join the Redemption Squad. This is kind of like a job interview.

Lincoln: (To the viewers) You may be wondering why we're in William's room. Well Xion wants to join the Redemption Squad because she's a former villain.

Me: That's right.

William: So why do you want to join the Redemption Squad Xion?

Xion: I'm a former villain and I want to redeem myself and correct the wrongs I've done while working for Organization XIII.

Elena: Well you do have what it takes Xion.

Stewie: I agree.

Maria: Lets give her a shot.

William: All right. Welcome to the Redemption Squad Xion.

Xion: Thank you William.

Me: This is gonna be awesome for you Xion. You're on your way to redemption.

Xion: Thanks J.D.


In the Living Room we were having a nice talk.

Stewie: So Maria and Elena I want to know something.

Maria: What's up Stewie?

Stewie: How did you guys defeat your former comrades on the Meta Breed and Organization XIII?

Elena: Those are great questions Stewie.

Maria: You want me to go first or do you want to Elena?

Elena: My story comes before you Maria so I'll go first.

Maria: Okay.

Elena: Well Laney killed Marluxia and took his Scythe the Graceful Dahlia.

Me: I remember that.

Laney: Marluxia's scythe is an amazing weapon for me. It goes perfect with my plant powers.

Elena: That's right. Lori killed Xaldin the Whirlwind Lancer and took his spears.

Lori summoned from a tornado one of the spears.

Lori: These spears are literally perfect for my wind powers.

Me: They sure are Lori. Those spears are infused with the power of wind.

Lori: They are really cool though.

Elena: They sure are Lori. Xaldin was considered a deadly force in the organization. That's why he was known as the Whirlwind Lancer.

Me: That's a great title for him.

Lincoln: He gave us a run for our money but he was defeated in the end.

Elena: Yep. Vexen was the smartest of us in the Organization. That's why he was called the Chilly Academic.

Me: Interesting title. How smart was he in terms of intelligence?

Elena: Right around Lisa's level in IQ. He came up with stuff I can never understand.

Me: Yeah that's like Lisa all right.

Elena: And his power with Ice was amazing. He used a shield to attack and defend. The shield was called Frozen Pride.

Me: That was a bad way to give someone the Cold Shoulder. (Rimshot)

Everyone laughed.

Stewie: (Laughs) That was a good one.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Lana: I like this shield though. It makes me look tough and goes perfect with my ice powers.

Lola: That's right sis.

They high fived.

Me: It does go perfect for your powers Lana.

Lana: That's right.

Luna: Who was the toughest out of the Organization?

Me: That would have to be Lexaeus.

Elena: He was the Tacitum Stalwart and he was considered the Strong Silent type.

Me: Yeah. He was tough too.

Elena: Yeah. Lexaeus used the power of Earth and he had an axe sword.

Me: That was a deadly one. It's called the Skysplitter. Also his power over Earth was very formidable. Earth is a deadly and incredibly destructive force.

Elena: That's right. Lexaeus can make earthquakes and destroy his enemies with sheer brute force.

Lynn: He was all brawn and no brains. But his Axe Sword goes perfect for me.

Elena: It sure does Lynn. Your Earth Powers are perfect for it.

Lynn: Thanks.

Elena: You're welcome.

Lincoln: I killed Lexaeus because Lightning overpowers Earth.

Me: That's right. The sharpest out of the Organization was Xigbar.

Elena: He was a great shot with those guns of his. That's why he's called the Freeshooter.

Me: From what I saw he had the power of Space and those guns he had were amazing.

I pull out one of the guns.

Me: These guns are cool. They made him feel like a Cosmic Male Annie Oakley.

Elena: That's a good analogy J.D. and his guns are perfect for you because you're quite the marksman yourself.

Me: Thanks Elena.

Elena: You're welcome. But the weakest of us in the Organization was Zexion.

Linka: He was the one with the Book right?

Elena: Yes. He had the power over Illusion and his book enabled him to cast all kinds of strange illusions.

Me: That was a strange book and Lucy's power to instill fear is perfect for it.

Lucy suddenly appears.

Lucy: That's right J.D.

We jump in fright as a pipe organ plays.

Me: Let me guess Lucy. You knew we were talking about you.

Lucy: That's right J.D. I killed Zexion and Zexion's book of illusions is perfect for me. Thank you.

Me: I'm glad it goes great for you my little angel of darkness.

Elena: I'm glad too. I am pretty powerful myself with my Lightning Kunai.

Me: I saw that. Your power is amazing with Lightning.

Lincoln: And your kunai are perfect for me and Linka.

Elena: I'm glad.

Me: But I would say that the toughest member of the organization was SaiX and he was really tough with that Claymore of his.

Elena: His power came from the Moon and that's why he was called the Luna Diviner.

Me: That's right. That Claymore he had was amazing.

Luan: It sure was.

Luan called the Claymore.

Luan: It goes great with my Light Powers.

Me: It sure does Luan. SaiX got all of his power from the Moon. But after we blew up the Heart Shape Moon it made him powerless. He also had the power to become a relentless berserker. But he had a weakness that became his undoing. It made his fighting technique sloppy and sluggish.

Elena: That's right. SaiX had that power and it destroyed his mind.

Me: It sure did.

Lori: I killed him and it was literally a fitting end to him

Me: Yeah. Lets not forget Demyx though.

Elena: Yeah. He had the power of Water and he uses a Sitar.

Me: I've seen Sitars when I was in Morocco and they are cool.

Elena: It's a strange fighting style he had too. He was called the Melodious Nocturne.

Me: A Sitar is never really a weapon. I gave it to Luna and it goes great with her Siren Water powers.

Luna: That's right dude.

She called the Sitar.

Luna: I've always wanted to play the Sitar. It's a really cool instrument.

Varie: It sure is. I like the sounds of the Sitar.

Me: Me too.

Lily: I killed Demyx and he was an easy one.

Lincoln: That's right Lily. The strangest member of the organization in my opinion was Luxord.

Elena: Oh yeah. He was called The Gambler of Fate and he had the power of Time. He did it all with those cards of his.

Lincoln: I remember that.

Lincoln pulled out a Deck of Cards that were once Luxord's.

Me: Those cards would've been perfect for Clyde because of his time powers.

Lincoln: They sure would've been. But I don't think his dads would let him have them because of their fear of him getting a paper cut.

Me: They sure like to follow that saying "Better Safe Than Sorry" huh?

Linka: They sure do.

We laughed.

Me: That's funny but it's true. Now Lea you were called Axel right?

Lea: That's right J.D. and I was called the Flurry of Dancing Flames.

Me: That's a great title. And you have fire powers right?

Lea: That's right. And I originally wielded Chakrams.

Me: I saw those and they were deadly. After you betrayed the Organization which was a surprising turn of events you gave them to Lola. They're perfect for her fire powers.

Lola: That's right.

Lola called a Chakram.

Lola: These are great for my fire powers.

Lana: They are great for you sis.

Lila: That's right guys. Fire and Ice forever.

Lana, Lola and Lila: YEAH!

We laughed.

Laney: You guys are perfect for that.

Me: They sure are.

Lincoln: What about Xemnas?

Me: After we killed Xehanort he died with him. Xemnas was pure evil like Xehanort was and he and the other members of Organization XIII minus Elena and Lea were fragments of Xehanort's soul. Xehanort's life force was linked to them. They were connected to Xehanort and when we killed him they all suffered the same fate.

Aylene: That's a perfect consequence for a man that was trying to balance Light and Darkness.

Vince: Yeah. If he succeeded Xehanort would've destroyed the entire universe and everything would be gone.

Me: That's right partner. But what about Roxas?

Sora: He merged with me right after I defeated him. He was my Nobody after all.

Me: That's interesting.

Elena: So that's our tale that lead up to Xehanort's demise.

Maria: My tale was not pleasent when I started being a metahuman. I was swimming in the Dakota City lake when I was exposed to the Mutagenic Gas from the Big Bang. It was really strange. It felt like my body became a blob of jello. When I looked at myself in the mirror I screamed in horror. I was horrified that I became water.

William: Oh babe that's horrible.

Maria: I know. But now I got my humanity back.

Me: We know. We were there. It's good you're back to what you were Maria.

Leni: Totes. You deserve to be back to normal after what you went through.

Suddenly I get a call on my cell phone.

Me: (Answers) Hello?

Keith: (On the phone) J.D. it's Keith.

Me: What's up man?

Keith: We just got all the children out of Quahog and there are some people here that want no involvement in James Woods plots here.

Me: That's great Keith. Has Quahog been destroyed?

Keith: All the buildings are on fire and all the evil people are dead. Chris, Peter and Lois Griffin are being transported to Royal York as we speak.

Me: Excellent. Did you leave James Woods alive for us?

Keith: We sure did J.D. He's all yours.

Me: Excellent. We're on our way. (Hangs up) All right guys. Time to destroy Quahog. Lets move!

Lincoln: It's time to put Operation: Destroy Quahog And Rid The World Of Another Corrupted Town That Was Doomed From The Start And Think Of Shorter Name For This Operation, into action.

Me: How about Operation: Quahog's Destruction?

Lincoln: That's perfect.


We set out for Quahog.

Stewie: J.D. thank you for helping us destroy that menace of a town Quahog.

Me: No problem Stewie. This town deserves to be damned.

Varie: It sure does.

Rachel: So how are we gonna destroy Quahog?

Me: We're gonna place M.O.A.B. bombs at the cardinal points of the city and a 50 megaton M.O.A.B. bomb in the center of the city.

Venom: That's perfect. We will help you in any way we can J.D.

Me: Thanks Venom. Get Ready Quahog, Rhode Island. Your final hour has come.


We landed in Quahog and got started. Stewie was reunited with his friend Penelope.

Penelope: (Brittish Accent) It's great to see you again Stewie.

Stewie: Same to you Penelope.

Me: All right guys. Lets get to work. Stewie, you, Penelope and Venom will place the first bomb at the abandoned James Woods Regional High School. Brian, Riku, William, you will place the second bomb at the Pawtucket Brewery. Elena, Xion, Sora, and Meg you will place the third bomb at the Drunken Clam and Killer Frost, Lincoln, Lori, and Lana you will place the fourth bomb at where the Griffin's house used to be. Once all the bombs are armed and ready we'll place the biggest bomb at city hall.

Aylene: You got it J.D.

Cody: Lets do it.

Venom: Hey, Stewie. Knock knock.

Stewie: C'mon, Venom. I know this joke already.

Venom (ignores him): Knock knock.

Stewie: Alright, who's there?

Venom: Your pal, Venom, who's always gonna be watching your back.

Stewie: You got that from me and Brian, didn't you?

Venom: Yes. Yes we did.

Me: That was a good one. All right. Fan out!

They split up and got everything ready.


At the abandoned James Woods Regional High School, Venom and Stewie were trying to find a good spot to place the first bomb.

Venom: Where are we gonna place the first bomb here?

Stewie: The best spot to place the bomb will be in the Boiler Room.

Venom: Okay.

They went down to the boiler room and placed the huge bomb by the furnace.

Stewie: Okay this is good enough.

Venom: Okay.

Venom placed the bomb by the furnace and Stewie was arming the bomb.

Venom: Stewie what was your greatest adventure?

Stewie: That's a good question Venom. My greatest adventure would be where we went back to the Multiverse and stopped my insane half brother Bertram. He wanted to stop at nothing to destroy me and destroy the world. In the end we won and fed him to his Tyrannosaurus Rex pet. It was great.

Penelope: Ah yes I remember him. He was a ruthless man and he was bent on world domination.

Venom: That's not right at all. He should've never been born to begin with.

Stewie: Agreed.

A beep was heard.

Stewie: All right the bomb is armed.

Venom: How are we gonna detonate it?

Stewie: It's linked to the big bomb J.D. has and it's set by a timer. Lets get out of here.

They got out of the furnace room and went into the gym where they were met by a bunch of men.

Stewie: What the?

Venom: Whoever sent these guys must've come prepared.

Penelope: Lets get them!

They went at the goons and they were ripping and blasting them apart.

Stewie (pins a goon to the ground): I bet you didn't expect a baby to be the one to kill you!

Goon: Stewie Griffin?

Stewie (sarcastically): Ding-ding.

Goon: You're looking as handsome as ever.

Stewie: Flattery will get you nowhere!

Goon: This is not going to end well for me, is it?

Stewie: This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?

Goon: I can tell you exactly...

Stewie (shuts him up): Oh, you'll tell me. But first... (to Venom and Penelope) You two may want to look away for this.

Penelope: Stewie, you saw me kill people before. I won't mind what I'm about to see.

Venom: And we've killed before changing our ways. We can handle it.

Stewie: Ok. But I warned you two. (to the goon) Now this little piggy went to...

The goon screamed as Stewie shot him with a pistol.

Goon: He's over at City Hall and he's waiting for you all! It's James Woods and he's really upset that you all ruined everything here in Quahog!

Venom: What does James Woods want here in Quahog?

Goon: I don't know. He didn't give me the details of the plan.

Penelope: Whatever James Woods has planned here it can't be good for the rest of the world.

Venom (grabs another goon by the throat): Don't make us ask twice! Where is James Woods?!

The goons spits at him right before his neck is snapped.

Venom: He made us ask twice. (symbiote retracts to reveal Eddie's face) Are most bad guys that afraid of us when we're Venom?

Stewie shrugged.

A goon crawled across an ice rink, leaving a trail of his own blood behind him. Stewie drove after him on a Zamboni.

Stewie (laughs): You're about to be killed by a Zamboni! Now, TELL ME WHERE YOUR (censored) BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE! (notices how slow the Zamboni was going) IN FIVE MINUTES!

Venom webs the goon and hurls him towards the Zamboni resulting in a bloody mess on the rink.

Stewie: Thanks, Venom!

Venom: No problem!

Penelope: Good show Stewie.

Stewie: Thanks Penelope. (Pulls out radio) Stewie to J.D. do you read?

Me: (On the radio) J.D. here. Report.

Stewie: First bomb is armed and ready. We ran into some goons here. They're working for James Woods.

Me: I was afraid of this. James Woods came prepared and he's gonna make sure that we don't destroy Quahog. But great job Stewie. Meet us at City Hall on my command.

Stewie: Copy that.


At Pawtucket Brewery William, Brian and Riku were setting up the second bomb by the main still.

William: Hey Brian what was working with Stewie like?

Brian: Where do I even start? Stewie and me have been on many adventures that it defies all forms of logic.

William: That's awesome Brian.

Riku: It sure is.

Brian: (Beep) All right the bomb is armed and ready. (Pulls out a radio) Brian to J.D.

Me: (On the radio) J.D. here Brian.

Brian: Second Bomb is armed and ready.

Me: Excellent. Regroup on my command. Also be ready guys, James Woods has his goons running all over the place and he's ready for us.

Brian: Thanks for the heads up J.D.


At the Drunken Clam Maria, Elena, Jillian, Xion, Sora and Meg were placing the third bomb at the Drunken Clam.

Elena: Okay this should be good.

Meg: Okay.

Meg started setting the bomb.

Meg: Hey Xion what was it like for you in the Organization?

Xion: My life in the Organization was terrible. I was to kill as many Heartless as possible for them. It was not fun at all.

Elena: I remember that. You didn't like it at all.

Xion: Yeah. But I did get some cheering up for it.

Maria: How so Xion?

Xion: It was funny when Demyx was screaming like a little girl when we killed him.

They laughed at that.

Elena: (Laughing) That was too funny! I practically busted an artery because of that!

Sora: That was funny Elena.

Jillian: It sure was.

Maria: Yes. I wasn't there so I'll take your word for it.

Meg: (Beep) The bomb is armed and ready.

Maria: All right.

Meg: (Pulls out radio) Meg to J.D.

Me: (Over the radio) J.D. here.

Meg: Third bomb is armed and ready.

Me: Excellent Meg. Regroup on my command.

Meg: Roger that.

Maria: Lets get some beer for Brian as a final gift from here.

Meg: Good idea.

Meg pulled out a cooler and put 50 bottles of Pawtucket Beer in it.

Meg: That oughta be enough for him. He should drink this stuff responsibly.

Elena: He should.


Killer Frost, Lincoln, Lori and Lana were at the rubble of the Griffin residence.

Killer Frost: Wow. They really tore down the house didn't they?

Lincoln: Yep. After the Griffin's were arrested they tore the house down as a way to show that child abuse will never be tolerated.

Lana: They were given 50 years in prison without parole, a life sentence of total humiliation broadcasted nationwide and ordered to pay $500,000,000.00 to Meg, Stewie and Brian.

Killer Frost: Whoo! That's heavy.

Lori: It literally was Louise.

They placed the bomb next to the pile of rubble.

Lana: Okay this is good.

Lana started arming the bomb.

Killer Frost found something in the rubble.

Killer Frost: A picture.

It was a picture of the Griffin Family.

Killer Frost: Lincoln check this out.

Lincoln: It's a picture of the Griffin's. Maybe we can give it back to Meg when we're done here.

Killer Frost: Good idea. I take it that these two are Lois and Peter and that big fat boy is Chris.

Lincoln: That's them.

Lori: Maybe we can cut them out of the picture when we get back home.

Killer Frost: Good thinking.

Lana: (Beep) The bomb is armed guys.

Killer Frost: Great job Lana. (Pulls out a radio) Killer Frost to J.D.

Me: (Over the radio) J.D. here.

Killer Frost: Bomb 4 is armed and ready.

Me: Excellent. All the bombs are armed. Good work. Regroup at city hall.

Killer Frost: We're on our way.


We all regrouped at City Hall.

Me: Okay. Now for the final phase of our plan. We arm this 50 Megaton M.O.A.B. bomb in City Hall.

Lola: That's gonna be a tough one.

Lila: It sure is.

Elena: What about James Woods?

Me: Leave him to me. He's gonna fight me with everything he has.

Varie: Okay hun.

Rachel: Lets get him.

We went into the building carrying the bomb and placed it in the conference room.

Me: This should do.

I set the bomb.

Me: It's armed and ready. Now to set the timer.

Rachel: How long are you gonna set it for J.D.?

I set it for 2 hours.

Me: 2 hours. That's more than enough time.

Linka: Okay.

Lynn: Lets do it.

Me: All right. Once it's armed there's no way to stop it. (I press the green button and it was counting down) It's armed, set and ready. Lets go!

We went out of the building and we saw James Woods and his goons ready to fight.

Me: James Woods. I saw all your movies and I thought you were great.

James: I'm glad I still have some fans.

Varie: Why are you doing this James?

James: Why!? I'll tell you why. I want revenge on Peter Griffin and his family for everything they did to me. I tried to take over his life after I stole his identity but he ruined my entire life by impersonating me on David Letterman and making that Remark on September 11th, 2001. He ruined my reputation and I went from America's Most Beloved Celebrity to America's Most Hated Pariah. Peter took everything from me and ruined my career and my life! So I decided to get my revenge on him by hypnotizing him.

Lincoln: Hypnotizing him?

Lucy: How did you do that?

James: Oh it was easy. I used subliminal measures. I planted this record in his room and played it while they slept. Go ahead listen.

I take out a turntable and take the record and play it.

Record: (James Woods Imitating Peter and Lois) I will abuse my family viciously. (Repeats)

We gasp in shock!

Me: So that's it! You framed Peter and Lois for this horrible atrocity and you knew that we would be called out here to arrest them and bring them to jail. You set this whole thing up so that we would put Peter, Lois and Chris in prison for YOUR crimes and they would take the fall for it. Even though their records show that they've been doing it for 18 years. You intensified their abusive nature and ruined Meg, Stewie and Brian's lives!

Meg: You (Censored)!

Meg jumped James Woods and beat him senselessly. I grab her and calm her down.

Me: Meg calm down. He's not worth it. He'll get what's coming to him remember?

Meg: You're right.

Me: Also James this whole town was completely doomed from the start because of you and Mayor West.

James: What do you mean?

Me: Mayor West has been doing all kinds of federal offenses and all kinds of stuff that would put even the best businessmen and women, governors and more to shame. He's done all sorts of federal offenses in the city and the town has been doing it all too. Minus a few. We set out to destroy this entire town like we did with Springfield, Oregon. In less than 2 hours this whole city will be nothing but a crater.

James: I admit this town is bad news. But none of you will make it out of here alive. Kill them! Starting with J.D.

They fired their guns and I shock them by grabbing all the bullets out of thin air with lightning fast reflexes and speed. Once they were all out I showed them the bullets.

Me: I believe these are all yours.

Laney: J.D. that was awesome!

Carol: It sure was. Let me take care of these jerks.

Carol fired Godzilla's atomic ray and vaporized them until it was James Woods that was left.

Me: He's mine guys. (Cracks knuckles)

James: Lets do this! I'm going to kill you you son of a (Censored)

Me: Not if I kill you first you (Censored)!

We engaged in a deadly fist fight and I punched James in the face and he punches me but I dodge it and I kick him in the stomach and punch him in the mouth and knock out some of his teeth. The fight gets really intense as his sanity starts getting destroyed as it rages on.

Lynn: Lets help him!

Lynn pulls out a blanket.

Hercules: Oh I see what you're about to do Lynn. Lets go.

Lincoln, Lana and Laney took the blanket and draped it over James as I got out. They held down the blanket.

Lynn: Hey James Woods. What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave?

James: I don't know. What?

Lynn : A Dutch Oven!

FART!

Lynn released a big fart and James was screaming as he smelled the gas.

James Woods was puking his guts out after they pulled the blanket away.

We were laughing our butts off at him.

Me: (Laughing) Oh man that was funny!

Luan: Never underestimate Lynn's Farts. They are a Gas! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

We laugh some more.

Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one.

Luan: Oh yeah. Nice Tootin Lynn!

We all laugh.

Me: Good ones Luan. (I check my watch) We got 3 minutes left. Lets get out of here!

We teleport back to Royal York. James got up and he saw that we vanished. He went into the city hall and he found our bomb. He looked at the time and saw 5 seconds left.

He realized that his death was now.

James: Oh crud.

When the timer hit zero the bombs exploded with incredible power.

KRRRAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The entirety of Quahog was completely obliterated in a massive and powerful explosion and wiped off the map forever. The blast from the explosion was so powerful that it could be heard all the way from New York City.

The Mushroom Cloud could be seen all the way from Boston.

Me: We did it guys. Mission accomplished.

Keith: You said it J.D. Another dysfunctional town completely destroyed.

Me: Chalk up another victory for all of us.

Leni: Totes.

Luna: That was awesome dudes!

Sam: It sure was.

We cheered wildly.

Me: I got to call the President.

I press a red button on my desk in my room and a compartment opened up and the Red Phone that connects to the President of the United States rose up.

I called the President of the United States with the Red Phone.

Me: Hello Mr. President. J.D. Knudson here.

Mr. President: Hello J.D. We got reports of a massive explosion in Rhode Island.

Me: Yes sir. I apologize for the cause for alarm but there's a reason for it. The City of Quahog, Rhode Island needed to be destroyed because of it's crimes and dysfunctional activity. The People of Quahog have been doing unspeakable crimes and causing all kinds of problems all over the city.

I tell the President the crimes the City of Quahog did and it was completely inexcusable.

Mr. President: You did the right thing in destroying Quahog J.D. Well Done. I'll call a press conference to let everyone know about the crimes.

Me: Understood sir. Thank you.

I hang up.

Me: Good riddence to another bad town.

Varie: You said it.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

NicoChan11 gave me the idea for the lines and the chapter. Thanks man. As usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.