It starts with the U.S.S. Valor going flying through space.
Me: (Narrating) Captain's Log Stardate 2314.2: Our computers have picked up an alien planet located 72,000 light-years away from Earth at the opposite edge of the galaxy. We are going to check it out.
Lincoln: So J.D. when we arrive at this planet what do you think it will be like?
Me: We'll know soon Lincoln. That's the beauty of the mysteries of the universe. You never know who or what you'll encounter.
Lana: I hope it's a planet where we get to fight monsters! That would be cool!
Lola: I hope it's a planet where we rescue a beautiful princess from an evil dragon!
Isabelle: Grandpa we have arrived.
Me: On screen.
The view screen activated and we were at an ocean planet with lots of islands.
Nicole: (Gasp) I know that planet. It's Mer from The Pirates of Dark Water.
Me: I haven't watched that show in years.
Lincoln: Pirates!? AWESOME!
Lila: I love pirates!
Lori: That is literally the most beautiful planet I've ever seen. It looks just like Earth.
Varie: Yeah but look. It's much different than Earth. It has 2 giant planets for moons.
Natilee: Dad. Sensors are reading that this planet is in danger. It's showing that it's being destroyed by a mysterious force.
Me: Oh man. I know what's causing it. Dark Water.
Lincoln: What's Dark Water?
Me: It's an evil substance that threatens to destroy the entire planet of Mer. It's source is a monster of ultimate evil called the Darkdweller. It's Mer's version of the Devil.
Laney: That's awful. How are we gonna stop it from destroying the planet?
Me: The only way to destroy the Darkdweller and purge the Dark Water from Mer is to find the legendary 13 Treasures of Rule. They are extremely powerful jewels that have omnipotent power and they have the power to destroy the Dark Water and the Darkdweller.
Everyone: WOW!
Luna: That's amazing dude.
Sam: It sure is luvbird.
Luan: But why does this Darkdweller want to destroy Mer?
Me: I don't know the full extent of the story. But it's probably to wipe out all life on the planet and rule over it with an iron fist and enslave the people on it. The show The Pirates of Dark Water centers around a young prince named Red and he and his crew are on a quest to find the 13 Treasures of Rule and save all of Mer. His crew is a Treasure Hunter named Ioz, an Ecomancer named Tula and a Monkey Bird named Niddler. But there is a villain that is following Red and his crew at all times.
Lynn: Who is that?
Me: It's the evil pirate Lord Bloth. He will stop at nothing to get the Treasures of Rule for himself.
Lucy: Gasp! That monster. If he does get them then Mer has no future.
Aylene: That's horrible. We have to stop him at all costs.
Me: Yes. Our primary mission for Mer is to destroy the Darkdweller and the Dark Water. But our secondary mission is to destroy Bloth and his crew. Varie, Rachel, Sora, Kairi, Ben, Rex, Bobo Hana, Maria, Nita, Donna Diego, Jen, Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lila, Lisa, you all come with me.
Sora: Right.
Lola is now in a brand new hover chair. It was built by Lisa. Her broken leg makes her immobile so we built her a nice Hover Chair.
Lola: Lets get em!
We went down to the planet and flew over the water. Sora, Kairi, Bobo, Nita, Donna Diego and Jen were in the hovercar. We had a magnificent view of the 2 planets from the water. They were beautiful.
Me: Wow. What a beautiful sight. Earth now has 2 planets in orbit around it like Mer does.
Lincoln: It sure does. It's beautiful.
Laney: Amazing.
Lucy: It sure is a breathtaking marvel.
Rex: This is all amazing. I had no idea that worlds like this even existed.
Rachel: That's the beauty of the universe for you Rex.
Lana: Yep.
Lisa: The universe has infinite possibilities of endless qualities.
Me: That's right.
Varie: That still astounds me to no end.
We flew over the oceans and saw the planet being ravaged by Dark Water. It was destroying everything in its path and decaying everything around it. The Dark Water was alive and it destroys everything it touches.
Me: This is awful! The Dark Water is like a cancer and it's slowly destroying the planet.
Laney: Yeah. We have to stop this fast.
Lincoln: No kidding. Lets see if lightning will destroy it.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at a puddle of Dark Water and it set it on fire and surprisingly it weakened it.
Me: Our powers have some kind of effect on it.
Varie: That's interesting. Let me see here.
Varie fired a blast of water and it burned the Dark Water.
Varie: My water powers are like Holy Water to it.
Me: That's amazing.
Lola: Lets see how it likes fire.
Lola fired a blast of fire at the Dark Water and it evaporated into pink steam.
Me: Your fire evaporated it.
Lucy: Wicked.
Sora: It looks like your powers have quite an effect on the Dark Water.
Kairi: They sure do.
Maria: Guys I see something up ahead!
We look on and we saw a giant ship made of bones.
Me: That's the Maelstrom!
Lincoln: That ship gives me the creeps. No offense Lucy.
Lucy: None taken Lincoln. But yeah it does.
Me: Okay and they have Ren's ship the Wraith in their sights.
Laney: I got this!
Laney used her plant powers.
On the Maelstrom, Bloth was looking at the Wraith.
Bloth: Those treasures will be mine boy!
Suddenly there was a rumbling and the Maelstrom was rising up out of the ocean and was on a giant tree.
Lana: Lets board the ship!
Me: Ah ha!
We landed on the ship.
Me: Lets show them our power Ben!
Ben: You got it.
I turn into Echo Echo!
Me: (Techno Voice) ECHO ECHO!
Ben: (British Accent) WATER HAZARD!
Echo Echo: An Orishan? Amazing.
Water Hazard: It is.
Water Hazard fired a blast of water at the crew and killed some of them.
Echo Echo fired a sonic sound blast and they exploded all over the place.
Maria, Nita, Donna, and Jen had their eyes closed as they concentrated. And then Nita gasped as she saw her hands turn into paws.
Nita (weakly as her body gains fur): M-My hands!
Maria gritted her teeth as her face started to melt. Nita just finished turning into her bear form as her pirate clothes ripped off.
Donna (her muscles increase): L-Looks like it's my turn now!
Donna screamed in pain as her symbiote skin appeared. Her hair then changed to fit her symbiote form, turning her into Scream as her pirate clothes tore off.
Maria's body became water as she melted out of her pirate outfit. She then reformed into her water form.
Jen's eyes turned green. Then her muscles expanded, her height increased, her skin turned green, and her pirate outfit ripped off. She was now the She Hulk.
The four girls took a moment to make sure their transformations stopped.
Maria: Is everyone ok now?
She Hulk: We're fine now. I hope our transformations didn't freak you guys out.
Echo Echo: No they didn't Jen. But lets take it up a notch.
I press my Omnitrix symbol I became Ultimate Echo Echo.
Me: ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO! Cool. I'm an Evolved Sonarosian. This is amazing.
I fired a more powerful sonic blast and blew more of the crew apart.
Maria and Water Hazard fired a combined water blast and skewered more pirates and killed them.
Ultimate Echo Echo: Lets see how you like this.
I have a bunch of sound speakers fly out and they surround a bunch pirates.
Ultimate Echo Echo: WALL OF SOUND!
A powerful sonic blast made them explode.
Ultimate Echo Echo: That was disgusting.
I revert back and I was feeling weird.
Me: Whoa! That was weird turning into an alien like that.
Water Hazard: You get used to it over time J.D. It took me a while to get used to it when I got the Omnitrix.
Me: That's easier said than done.
We killed all the pirates until only Bloth was left.
Bloth: You killed all my crew!
Me: And you are next Bloth.
Bloth unsheathed his sword and we engaged in a powerful sword fight. Sparks were flying and they set the ship on fire. Then I stabbed him in the chest and killed him instantly.
Me: Enjoy the darkness of Hell you monster!
Nita, Maria, Scream, and She Hulk close their eyes once again and concentrated. All of them then screamed in bloodboiling agony.
Nita's head reverted back to its human shape. Then her paws turned back into hands and feet. Next, her fur disappeared as it was replaced by skin. Finally, she regained her black hair, leaving her in her human form while wearing her orange leotard.
Maria's watery skin was replaced by human skin, leaving her in her human form while wearing her aqua blue swimsuit.
Donna's symbiote skin retracted into her body to reveal her human skin. Her hair then changed to fit her human body, leaving her in her human form while still wearing her pirate clothes.
Jen shrunk back down to the height of an average woman and she could feel her leg, neck, arm, and ab muscles shrinking back down. Her eyes opened wide and soon her green eyes became light green and then brown once more. Her long, wavy green hair became shorter and shorter and straighter and straighter until it was once more above her shoulders and its typical black color. She gritted her teeth as her skin soon began to change. It went from green to light green to tan to its original pale complexion. Soon, Jen stood in the spot where She Hulk was a few minutes ago wearing her her purple and white swimming suit-like uniform.
Maria (to Donna, Jen, and Nita): Is everyone ok?
Nita (trying not to fall down): I'm fine. But I think someone needs to catch me before I fall!
Nita fell and Lana and Lola caught her.
Jen (holding her head in pain): My head's really pounding right now.
Donna: I think I'm the only one out of the three of us wearing a pirate outfit right now. Maria's only wearing her swimsuit while Jen and Nita are only wearing their leotards.
Me: That's right Donna. But you guys did great.
Jen: Thanks J.D.
Me: Lets get out of here and destroy this ship.
We flew out and I cupped my hands to my side.
Me: KAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha Wave at the ship and it hit and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared there was nothing left of the Maelstrom. It was completely destroyed.
Me: That takes care of that. I hope he loves Davy Jones Locker.
Sora: Being a pirate is awesome for us.
Me: Lets not let it go to our heads Sora. Lets go onto the Wraith.
All: Right.
We flew out.
As Ren and his crew were resting when we landed.
Me: Ahoy there. We mean you all no harm.
Ren: Who are all of you all?
Me: We apologize for landing on your boat without permission. Lets us introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance,
Rachel: I'm Rachel San Diego, another one of J.D.'s fiancés.
Sora: I'm Sora.
Kairi: I'm Kairi.
Rex: I'm Rex Salazar.
Bobo: Name's Bobo.
Maria: I'm Maria Rockell, 2nd in command of the Redemption Squad.
Jen: I'm Jen Walters.
Nita: I'm Nita.
Ben: I'm Ben Tennyson.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my little sisters Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lila, and Lisa.
Lucy: Hey.
Laney: Charmed.
Lana: Sup.
Lola: It's a pleasure.
Lila: Hello.
Lisa: Greetings.
Me: We are from the planet Earth.
Ren: Noy Jitat! We've heard all about you from all over Mer.
Me: How can that be? Our planets are 72,000 light-years apart from each other.
Ren: The Treasures told me you were coming.
Varie: That's amazing.
Laney: Those treasures must be a powerful force to be known.
Tula: They are Laney. We saw that explosion and we saw the Maelstrom explode.
Me: That was us Tula. We killed Bloth and his crew and destroyed the Maelstrom.
Ioz: Chongolongo! It's good you destroyed him and his crew.
Niddler: (Screeches) It's good you did.
Me: Yeah.
Ren: How did you know that Mer was in danger because of the Dark Water?
Me: We have technology that lets us know what's going on across the galaxy. We saw Mer being overrun by the Dark Water and figured we can help you all out.
Ren: We greatly appreciate it.
Me: You're welcome. May we please see the treasures so we can get a good extent of what they are?
Ren: Of course.
Ren led us to a barrel and on it were 7 jewels. One was a blue-green diamond, the second one was a long green hexagonal gem, the third one was a rough blue-green stone, the fourth one was a blue diamond, the fifth one was a triangular aqua blue one with green gems, the sixth one was like a gold broach and the seventh one was like a coaster with a red gem in the middle surrounded by gold and diamonds.
Me: So these are the Treasures of Rule.
Ren: Yes and they are the only thing that can stop the Darkdweller and the Dark Water.
Lincoln: They sure are beautiful.
Me: Yeah.
I pick up a couple of them and the power they had was unbelievable.
Me: Their power is incredible.
Laney: How are we gonna find the other 6 of them?
Ren: I use this compass to find them.
Ren had a gold compass with a gem in the middle of it.
Me: That's interesting.
Lucy: Where are we gonna find the next treasure?
Ren: We have to search hard for it.
We got searching.
On the 20 seas we got searching and we found 5 more treasures.
Me: Only one more to find and we have to be ready for anything.
The compass then reacted to something and it lead to the last treasure.
Me: The Last Treasure.
I use my powers and brought it up to us.
Me: That's the last one Ren.
Ren: It sure is J.D. We have them all!
Laney: We sure do.
Sora: This is great.
Lila: It sure is.
Suddenly without warning the area quaked.
Me: Uh oh! Whatever that is it sure doesn't sound good!
On the ocean floor a crack formed and out came a mass of Dark Water.
Bubbles were seen on the surface and out of the water came THE DARKDWELLER HIMSELF! He was a living blob of Dark Water and the level of evil he had was unbelievable!
Me: That's the Darkdweller!
Ren: Yes. That's him.
Darkdweller: So the famous J.D. Knudson and his friends! How nice of you all to arrive so I can destroy the Treasures of Rule!
Me: Nice to know that you know us as well.
Lincoln: You've tormented this planet for far too long monster!
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and burned him bad.
Ren: Noy Jitat! Your powers can hurt the Darkdweller!
Me: That's what we discovered when we arrived. They're like Holy Water to it and the Dark Water.
Lola fired a blast of fire and evaporated part of him.
Lola: Take that you monster!
Then something strange happened that left us all in shock.
My sword rose out of its sheath on its own and the 13 treasures floated and orbited around my sword.
Me: What's happening?
Sora: What's going on?
Then the 13 treasures merged with the blade of my sword and in a massive blinding flash of light that was brighter than 2,000 suns the sword changed. It had the 13 Treasures embedded in the blade and on the hilt.
I take my sword and when I grabbed the hilt I felt a tremendous increase in power unlike anything before.
Me: Wow! I can feel its power surging through me!
I was enveloped in a blinding flash of golden light and when it faded I was forever changed. I had glowing golden clothes and my eyes had golden yellow sclera and my wings had golden fire on them. I was now a Super Angel 10,000 Angel God.
Me: Wow! What happened?
Lincoln: J.D. you look incredible!
Laney: Yeah! And your power level is off the scale! It's unreal!
Varie: You look incredible honey.
Rachel: You sure do.
Me: Lets see what this power can do.
I dash towards the Darkdweller at a blinding speed and slash him apart and then I fired a blast of energy from my sword that completely obliterated him in an instant. The shadow of the Dark Water was completely destroyed forever and everything that the Dark Water and The Darkdweller destroyed was completely restored!
Me: Wow! What power! But it's finally over guys! The Darkdweller and the Dark Water have been destroyed forever!
We all cheered wildly.
The 13 Treasures of Rule came out my sword and landed on the ship. I reverted back.
Me: Wow. What a rush. But it's over.
Ren: Yes J.D. Thanks to you the World of Mer has been saved from total destruction.
Laney: Yes. It's over. We saved all of Mer.
Lola: And the world of Mer is now at peace.
Lana: Yeah!
Back in Octopon, Ren's home we were given a great ceremony and a feast. We were given the 13 Treasures for safe keeping to make sure that they never come into the wrong hands again. The quest of the Pirates of Dark Water was finally over.
We left for home and it was a grand adventure.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete. I used to watch The Pirates of Dark Water all the time back when I was growing up. It was one of my favorite shows back when I was a kid. But trouble is they had to cancel it because of high budget costs and complicated settings that were too advanced for the settings of the 20th century. Which left the show in a massive cliffhanger after 21 episodes. This was an awesome show from February 25, 1991 to May 23, 1993. Not a long running show huh? NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man. As usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
The Pirates of Dark Water is owned by Hanna Barbera, Cartoon Network and David Kirschner.
